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CommunismFTW
07/15/20 8:37:04 PM
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Uploaded six pictures, made a bio, none of that matters because I'm ugly/average.

I put the app down and ten minutes later my phone lit up. Eight likes, all mutual, six messages between them all.

All bots. Broken english and send me your number or click this link for my pics shit.

How the fuck do people pay $15/m for this lol

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thebatz
07/15/20 8:44:09 PM
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bumble works better.


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Lost_All_Senses
07/15/20 8:45:42 PM
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In the future, all those bots will be actual robots that will actually date and fuck you. Just wait for that or something.

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AloneIBreak
07/15/20 9:09:31 PM
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Yesterday I matched with someone who opened by telling me she has herpes.

it was in her profile, so I must have missed that fact while drunk.

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CommunismFTW
07/15/20 9:11:44 PM
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thebatz posted...
bumble works better.

Ehh. Maybe I'll try it.

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dj1200
07/15/20 9:13:19 PM
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Might as well do the whole gambit. If you're gonna go, go all out. There's a lot of bots on Tinder. Try Bumble, OKCupid, and Hinge. I've never got any fakes on those.

And ask a good looking girl about your pictures. If you don't know any, I could find one to ask.

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solosnake
07/15/20 9:13:45 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Yesterday I matched with someone who opened by telling me she has herpes.

it was in her profile, so I must have missed that fact while drunk.

At least she was honest. Reality is probably more than half of people on Tinder do have herpes

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Autocraticus
07/15/20 9:25:38 PM
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I had the most luck on okcupid. Met my future wife.
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AloneIBreak
07/15/20 9:26:18 PM
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solosnake posted...
At least she was honest. Reality is probably more than half of people on Tinder do have herpes
She was definitely honest, which I appreciate, but she also had bad grammar so she was about to be unmatched anyway.

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Blue_Inigo
07/15/20 9:30:24 PM
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I found love and heartbreak on OkCupid

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dj1200
07/15/20 11:23:39 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
Are people really willing to meet up during lockdown?

some

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dj1200
07/15/20 11:25:30 PM
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but make an okcupid

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AFrench2
07/15/20 11:26:14 PM
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CommunismFTW posted...
Uploaded six pictures, made a bio, none of that matters because I'm ugly/average.

I put the app down and ten minutes later my phone lit up. Eight likes, all mutual, six messages between them all.

All bots. Broken english and send me your number or click this link for my pics shit.

How the fuck do people pay $15/m for this lol
Yeah, the bots are awful.

I met my current GF through OKCupid

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DoctorPiranha3
07/15/20 11:28:45 PM
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Online dating sold out for capitalism big time. Used to be a decent way to meet cute girls, but the algorithms and swipe system absolutely fucks over most men, and is a way to entice suckers into paying for the service.
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Son Of Spam
07/15/20 11:58:12 PM
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Like a few others on here, I had most of my luck with OkCupid. Met my girlfriend on here.

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/15/20 11:59:18 PM
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Don't use Tinder unless you're Chad.

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I4NRulez
07/15/20 11:59:34 PM
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dj1200 posted...
but make an okcupid

okcupid sucks

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/16/20 12:02:30 AM
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AFrench2 posted...
Yeah, the bots are awful.

I met my current GF through OKCupid
OKCupid sucks now. They got rid of a lot of features to make it more like Tinder.

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The Wheelman1
07/16/20 12:03:51 AM
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I found someone on mingle.

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DoctorPiranha3
07/16/20 12:04:47 AM
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I4NRulez posted...


okcupid sucks

It's the worst one tbh. A shame, it used to be the best.
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J03can
07/16/20 12:05:09 AM
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Lol holy shit.
Ive been having the best luck with tinder.

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/16/20 12:05:29 AM
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J03can posted...
Lol holy shit.
Ive been having the best luck with tinder.
Hi Chad.

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AFrench2
07/16/20 12:19:09 AM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
OKCupid sucks now. They got rid of a lot of features to make it more like Tinder.
I mean, I met her in 2019...so...did the site really change that much in the past 12 months?

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Lanzol
07/16/20 12:19:59 AM
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lmao don't swipe on bots and this wouldn't happen

also only losers pay for tinder
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J03can
07/16/20 12:43:22 AM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Hi Chad.
Im a slightly above average whos very charming and funny.
Learn to be charming and fun.

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