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Rob Cesternino 08/13/17 8:19:57 PM #1:	What's the first thing you do? --- Stop asking me if I'm Jessica Simpson. Jewish girls Survivor is the greatest show EVER. are hawt <cite>Rob Cesternino posted [p:884722858] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>What's the first thing you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMarthKoopa 08/13/17 8:20:55 PM #2:	Go back to sleep and pray it fixes itself the next day <cite>TheMarthKoopa posted [p:884722901] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Go back to sleep and pray it fixes itself the next day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patty_Fleur 08/13/17 8:21:20 PM #3:	Look at her private parts --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:884722919] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Look at her private parts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sabram 08/13/17 8:21:27 PM #4:	Admire my boobs --- Finally completed the Platinum for Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 on Vita. PSN: Sabram - NNID: Lord.Sabram <cite>Sabram posted [p:884722929] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Admire my boobs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinksLiege 08/13/17 8:21:48 PM #6:	Get dumped by my boyfriend for that week so I can write another shitty pop song and make another billion dollars. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:884722942] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Get dumped by my boyfriend for that week so I can write another shitty pop song and make another billion dollars.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 08/13/17 8:22:23 PM #7:	Freak the hell out and later post on CE about what happened and how it totally sounds like something that would be a CE topic. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:884722965] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Freak the hell out and later post on CE about what happened and how it totally sounds like something that would be a CE topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awesker002 08/13/17 8:22:43 PM #8:	Deed --- http://i.4cdn.org/v/1424031370291.jpg http://i.imgur.com/DqDS9Np.gif Detroit Lions: 9-7 <cite>Awesker002 posted [p:884722977] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Deed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 08/13/17 8:22:43 PM #9:	Donate half the money to my actual family and best friend, hope I wale up myself after I send money to the above people. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:884722978] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Donate half the money to my actual family and best friend, hope I wale up myself after I send money to the above people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 08/13/17 8:23:38 PM #10:	Wonder if Taylor Swift woke up as me --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:884723011] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Wonder if Taylor Swift woke up as me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 08/13/17 8:23:45 PM #11:	TheMarthKoopa posted... Go back to sleep and pray it fixes itself the next day lol. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:884723020] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheMarthKoopa posted...</cite> <quote>Go back to sleep and pray it fixes itself the next day</quote> lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo the Hog 08/13/17 8:24:10 PM #12:	I shake it off. Shake it off. --- I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1 <cite>Hambo the Hog posted [p:884723041] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>I shake it off. Shake it off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/13/17 8:24:24 PM #13:	probably vagina-related stuff --- "I can i i everything else," Bob reportedly said. Alice replied: "Balls have zero to me to me to me..." (Facebook AIs talking to each other) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:884723053] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>probably vagina-related stuff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSingingHobo 08/13/17 8:28:04 PM #14:	What happens to my body? If it's still around, then I proceed to find the real me, have dirty filthy disgusting sweaty sex with myself, record the whole thing, take pictures, then hope I wake up the next day back in my body with my filthy porn. --- Sig space for sale. Inquire within. <cite>TheSingingHobo posted [p:884723260] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>What happens to my body? If it's still around, then I proceed to find the real me, have dirty filthy disgusting sweaty sex with myself, record the whole thing, take pictures, then hope I wake up the next day back in my body with my filthy porn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 08/13/17 8:29:48 PM #15:	Send as much money as I can to myself, buy the real me a bunch of nice stuff, date myself and assuming Taylor is in my body tell her she can dump me when it's over, but if she doesn't agree to let me keep the money and stuff I'm probably going to go do a lot of porn or something. Although I'd definitely spend some time, see if I could right some good lyrics, use he voice and equipment and shit to do a side project with my friends or even just see if I could do a solo song that does well. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:884723342] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Send as much money as I can to myself, buy the real me a bunch of nice stuff, date myself and assuming Taylor is in my body tell her she can dump me when it's over, but if she doesn't agree to let me keep the money and stuff I'm probably going to go do a lot of porn or something. Although I'd definitely spend some time, see if I could right some good lyrics, use he voice and equipment and shit to do a side project with my friends or even just see if I could do a solo song that does well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 08/13/17 8:30:18 PM #16:	Measure if my was is equal to/greater than a handful --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg <cite>deupd_u posted [p:884723362] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Measure if my was is equal to/greater than a handful</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fire_bolt 08/13/17 8:42:37 PM #17:	Lots of videos and pictures uploaded to several secure locations. Other than that, try to blend in as seamlessly as possible --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist <cite>fire_bolt posted [p:884723970] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Lots of videos and pictures uploaded to several secure locations. Other than that, try to blend in as seamlessly as possible</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 08/13/17 8:47:28 PM #18:	Transfer millions of dollars into my family account. Then flick the bean <cite>nativengine posted [p:884724245] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Transfer millions of dollars into my family account. Then flick the bean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 08/13/17 8:49:25 PM #19:	Feel my flat ass. --- http://i.imgur.com/jJ4fn99.gif http://i.imgur.com/Boxw8r4.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:884724350] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Feel my flat ass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClockworkHare 08/13/17 8:54:35 PM #20:	You wake up one morning as Taylor Swift That would suck because it would mean my luscious bubble butt got a downgrade... --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/flcnpawn.png http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/84543589.gif <cite>ClockworkHare posted [p:884724616] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote><quote>You wake up one morning as Taylor Swift</quote> That would suck because it would mean my luscious bubble butt got a downgrade...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sami1000 08/13/17 8:57:33 PM #21:	TheSingingHobo posted... What happens to my body? If it's still around, then I proceed to find the real me, have dirty filthy disgusting sweaty sex with myself, record the whole thing, take pictures, then hope I wake up the next day back in my body with my filthy porn. so, you would go fuck yourself? What if your Taylor body got pregnant by your true you? Would the child now have a two dada's, considering you're a guy? Also, where the fuck did Taylor's spirit/soul/existence go? --- What's cooler than werewolf? Wereman! <cite>Sami1000 posted [p:884724766] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheSingingHobo posted...</cite> <quote>What happens to my body? If it's still around, then I proceed to find the real me, have dirty filthy disgusting sweaty sex with myself, record the whole thing, take pictures, then hope I wake up the next day back in my body with my filthy porn.</quote> so, you would go fuck yourself? What if your Taylor body got pregnant by your true you? Would the child now have a two dada's, considering you're a guy? Also, where the fuck did Taylor's spirit/soul/existence go?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 08/13/17 9:04:20 PM #22:	Rob Cesternino posted... What's the first thing you do? Pictures. Lots of pictures. Then transfer a good chunk of her wealth to my family. ...then really hope it goes back to normal because I don't want to hear the sort of crap that her friends/entourage/whatever thing are interesting or worth talking about. If it didn't change back, you'd hear about how she became a humanitarian lesbian with noticeably less smug looks on her face overnight and that she's quit singing to do something relevant with her life. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:884725051] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rob Cesternino posted...</cite> <quote>What's the first thing you do?</quote> Pictures. Lots of pictures. Then transfer a good chunk of her wealth to my family. ...then really hope it goes back to normal because I don't want to hear the sort of crap that her friends/entourage/whatever thing are interesting or worth talking about. If it didn't change back, you'd hear about how she became a humanitarian lesbian with noticeably less smug looks on her face overnight and that she's quit singing to do something relevant with her life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 08/13/17 9:04:37 PM #23:	Rob Cesternino posted... What's the first thing you do? Break up --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:884725075] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rob Cesternino posted...</cite> <quote>What's the first thing you do?</quote> Break up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 08/13/17 9:04:57 PM #24:	Instantly play with my poon --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:884725090] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>Instantly play with my poon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 08/13/17 9:12:30 PM #25:	wire a bunch of money to myself, so that no matter if I get to go back to my body or if I stay I don't have to work again masturbate and have sex --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:884725440] in You wake u... [t:75667939]...</cite> <quote>wire a bunch of money to myself, so that no matter if I get to go back to my body or if I stay I don't have to work again masturbate and have sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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