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Just reminded me this existed, on the 4th issue, not bad so far.
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I expected a puppet and got a pupper, I feel so violated.
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I'm imagining a dead kitten wrapped in duct tape tucked under the tree.
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Approximately one Spam.
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I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house.
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ASlaveObeys posted...

I haven't heard of this movie once.

Guy mentions he crossdresses at bar, gets beaten up, devolves into building his own little world toy town, faces people who beat him up in court. That's the gist of it I think, I was kinda interested from the commercials so I checked why he got beaten up.
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I always believed in you buddy.


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JimCarrysToe posted...

21, some are blisters but most are just red spots, man this is gonna suck.

Ooooh, that's rough, hope you feel better soon. I'm glad I got them when I was little, I think I got them when I was toddler since I don't even remember them but my mom said I did sooo, fingers crossed!
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oooh chicken poxes, how old are ya? They're worse the older you get right, I remember reading about UFC MW champ Robert Whittaker early this year who had them, he said he was bedridden with poxes that were all blisters and pussy, woooo boy.
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Yes,so I can see how high on the spectrum he is.
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Tomb Raider because Alicia Vikanderazinavitch is hot.
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That's sexual assault, i'm calling the cops.
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Her character in Edge of Tomorrow was a prick so I hate her too.
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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Why are Americans so obsessed with putting cheese on macaroni and considering that the ultimate meal?

I wouldn't say the ultimate meal but it takes 5 minutes to make and costs like a buck, not bad I would say.
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Lobomoon posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

Isn't that just a bunch of other stuff spliced together?

Nah, brah. New TV show, brah. Will be showing April 7th 2019, in the USA, brah.

Hmm, I thought it was weird since I saw few other movies in it but I guess you're right after looking into it, but sorry to burst your bubble, apparently it starts filming in April.
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Isn't that just a bunch of other stuff spliced together?
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Alcohol, forgot I still had to get one more present, now I have just ten bucks to get something.

KJ StErOiDs posted...

A bag of candy I purchased with a plan in mind, which I ultimately cancelled.

but you still had candy tho right?
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JimCarrysToe posted...

So I'm just gonna put a grain of rice in all of my pores?

Yes, post results.
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EclairReturns posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

Fried rice

I fail to see the correlation between this and moisturizing.

Think about it.
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You're an asshole
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SunWuKung420 posted...

I use a hemp lotion.

Haha you're pressing unfertilized hemp babies on your face!
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JimCarrysToe posted...

How do I moisturize with fried rice?

Who said anything about moisturizing?
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Fried rice is fucking amazing.
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or IMs

o_O
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!-4. It's your fucking job

5. What, you don't have the balls to tell them to step aside so you can help the next customer?

6-7. See 1-4.

8. Eh, dickish I guess, not like you're in charge of cooking(i'm assuming your just cashier).

9. Meh, you problem.

10-11. Eh, it's annoying

12. See 1-4.

13. Luv u 2 babez.
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Mead posted...

The egg can be any size

I think you might die trying to swallow an Ostrich egg.
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It's aids, rip.
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Of course you would fatty.
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Just put a small egg in a condom, swallow it, and poop it out later. Bam, you just laid an egg.
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argonautweakend posted...

family matters was legit funny at times i felt like. i could watch an episode in 2018 and still find enjoyment.

Eh, same melodramtic stuff with a lesson learned at the end of the episode but with Steve with his dorkiness and Science.
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Idk.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Corny as fuck

Mead posted...

twas a corny time

Pretty much these, I mean, think about Family Matters and that show was a big hit. Do the Urkel.
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*sees Simpsons quote, looks at TCs name*


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MICHALECOLE posted...

four days

Holy shit man, that's rough, I hope you pass it soon.

MICHALECOLE posted...

And the doctors have done noooottthhhiiinnnggg except being like yep, you got kidney stones

Last year my brother got a big one so they sedated him until he passed it or something, took like a little over a day. I wasn't around so I don't know the exact details but that's what he told me.
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I got a small one one time. Felt like I had to pee all day but I didn't so I went to the doctor, told me I had one and prescribed me T3's and told me to take one before the pain starts, plus some other stuff for my kidneys when it was over. Only lasted 3 hours and I heard it made some people cry but I guess I was lucky, felt like the worst cramp i've ever had with a stabbing pain, threw up a couple times. Tried playing games to keep my mind off it but I kept having to get up and walk around.
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The Kyster 07 posted...

"No, I still live with my parents but I will be traveling to my relatives"

Yes, I'm going to stay with family for the holidays

First option.
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My mom almost got hit my lighting once, she was standing in a puddle and it struck that, all she remembers is being like 5 feet from the puddle and waking up crying.

Anyways, Lasso, i'd stalk influential people/celebrities if they had any things on their internet fingerprint they'd like to forget and use that information to sell to the highest bidder.
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Lokarin posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

These looked like pretty cool games, too bad the MCs are chicks.

Are you fo'rizzle?

Nah, one of my favorite game used to be Valkyrie Profile (used to be since I played it a lot of times renting it but I never got around to the A ending). They do look cool but I never stick with Metroidvanias too much, I think the only "Mertroidvania" I played the whole way through was TMNT 3: Radical Rescue for the OG Gameboy :o
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WastelandCowboy posted...

Just be gentle?

*Bzzzzzz*

Sorry broski, looks like another year alone :(
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OhhhJa posted...

Nope. We've already seen what happens when you let MtF compete against women in combat sports

What about Fallon Fox and Ashlee Evans Smith? tbf I haven't watched the fight I just saw she got tko'd lulz. And to disclaimer i'm not saying the Men should be fighting women but I thought it was funny.
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Sometimes around here for fundraising they sell Tacos in Bag, which is basically just a bag of nacho chips cut on the side and they put beef and all the usual taco ingredients on top, you mix it around a little and eat it with a fork, not bad honestly.
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Lokarin posted...

https://store.steampowered.com/app/851100/Touhou_Luna_Nights/

Lokarin posted...

https://store.steampowered.com/app/368620/Timespinner/

These looked like pretty cool games, too bad the MCs are chicks.
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Lokarin posted...

EclairReturns posted...

Lokarin posted...

everything is really good on pizza

Including hard-boiled eggs?

Yes, you slice them thinly and top with olives and arugula

What about a Dr. Scholl's insole? Or fish eyes? Buffalo testicles?
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Ever see Alone In the Wilderness? This old guy(like his 50's) recorded himself living by himself up in Alaska I remember watching that with my dad when I was little, pretty cool how this dude in the 1960's went out and built his own cabin, hunted, traded for supplies, even made is own fridge in the ground or something, been awhile since I watched it.
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lmao, that was pretty great. ty for bringing this into my life.
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EclairReturns posted...

Would it not be "mailwoman"?

Revelation34 posted...

Nobody ever uses that one.

whoops my bad, I meant Femail Carrier
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TheGreatNoodles posted...

Actor.

Granted, I would still use terms like policeman, fireman, postman, etc for females of those occupations.

I always was of the belief/understanding that the base term was genderless/undefined, whereas actress can only be used for female actors. (But doesn't have to be used)

Officer, Firefighter, Femailman, etc.
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Lookit at me, i'm acting all crazy and shit!!
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