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Since this place is so dead now, figured I might as well ask
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I was gonna suggest Terminator but it seems Outer Limits had a story about a soldier coming back from the future to fight another thing from the future so idk. It's pretty different from what I read from the synopsis but kinda similar, idk.

Robocop was dope.
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My butthole
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Lokarin once propositioned me in the GF public bathroom
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Mead posted...

If she does then consider how much of an asshole youre being

Then consider that if it turns out she doesnt, that it doesnt really change how much of an asshole youre being about it

eh?
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Mead posted...

Too young I say

You know what they say, if there's grass on the field then you take an appropriately aged gf with you out for a picnic.
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What if the person on the line was actually a talking dog who is paralyzed from the neck down and is in fact a "useless bitch"
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Oh wait nvm, he the new accused of the month.
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is he ded?
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Also stop thinking so much when you're trying to sleep, you can control your thoughts ya know, just think fuck it and relax and try to clear your mind. If you can't, just think of a constant like maybe candle or something, I heard that helps.
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You have a family member with a different last name? Use them as a reference or whatever, make shit up like "I used to help this guy with labor shit" Or whatever.
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Holy fucking wall of text Batman!
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he ded, don't you remember the last few episodes of Family Matters where he got shot and Steve took over responsibly for the family?
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Everyone is a NPC in someone else's life
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Eh, she's good looking but she got that chipmunk look or whatever that I don't find attractive.
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You have 5 fingers and usually the action is committed with the hand at an elevated position.
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funkyfritter posted...

Farming

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Firewood18 posted...

But the real question is if you knew you could swerve to save the dog and hit a random baby instead, would you do it?

Can you take them both out to get double points?
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Idk, Lemon garlic wings I guess?

I just put some canola oil and lemon juice on them, throw some garlic salt and lemon pepper on them, let them bake and voila, delicious.
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DeltaBladeX posted...

My joints in my hand don't care. (

Sounds like your joints need a good slap to straighten up and fly right!
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You didn't even change anything in the OP, just the topic title, weak sauce.
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DeltaBladeX posted...

anything under 15C

psssh, that's like swimming weather.
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Jack Black should've got an Oscar
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streamofthesky posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

Should've showed like a beheading or something, that'd be dope, kind of, idk.

Um....no. WTF?!

okay okay, not that far I guess, maybe some Brazzllian videos where they show people robbing a store and get blown to hell by off duty police. yeeaaah, that've been dope.
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Should've showed like a beheading or something, that'd be dope, kind of, idk.
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TheOrangeMisfit posted...

posting overused simpson's quotes

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It's a good thing my godchild left like literally minutes before I started opening all these topics.
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0, though I didn't know the ones from my dad side, they passed before I was born
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

i get the feeling these two are the same person

Aww no, don't start that shit, If I ever made an alt i'd go like some other users ways and name it like part 2 or something
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I'm not cute.


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Like 34 percent voted for something else.


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I'd suck a fart outta her ass.
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Marianna posted...

https://gamefaqs.akamaized.net/avatar/9/9W6mhaJKm5.jpg

I got you fam


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_AdjI_ posted...

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/ottawa-plain-packaging-vaping-law-1.4662112

Holy shit, the packaging of the one with the toe about arteries is fucking nasty.
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It's been five years? Awww shit, my account can go to school now.
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Wasabi Bun Ladle
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By Marianna

How do Americans know Osaba Bin Laden did 9/11?

Just because?
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Just looked up boobpedia and can confirm it does exist.
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So you're like putting them on the same pan and sticking them in the oven? Idk, chicken juice and garlic might spill over to the mac n cheese i'm guessing.
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Idk about garlic chicken, but I love making ground beef and Kraft Dinner(Canadian mac and cheese) and their flavors mix, fucking delicious.
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Yeah it's pretty great, I heard it's even better with another person.
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Darth_CiD posted...

She isn't going to get any as the idiots pushed for a murder charge. The problem with murder is that you have to prove the killing was premeditated, it clearly wasn't so she will get found not guilty of murder. If they left it as manslaughter, she would have easily been found guilty and ended up serving her time.

That's what I fucking hate is how lawyers try to go for the maximum like 2nd degree murder and they end up fucking failing and the perp goes free. Like you dumbasses should go for what you can get instead of trying to go for broke. In Saskatchewan there was a farmer who shot a guy who trespassed on his yard and shot him, the guy was coming to use the phone or something since they had a flat, lawyers pushed for 2nd degree murder and he got off free since there was no evidence it was pre-meditated.
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Yep, in Canada they have like a tongue with full blown cancer, big red and white bumps with puss and all that shit, another's a diseased heart and I there's one with a girl who looks like a zombie basically showing all the effects that smoking has on the face.
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What are these wash and wipes you speak of?
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watching us
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Mead posted...

Dont fuck snow your dick will cold

That's why you build up a resistance, so it won't get cold!

DPsx7 posted...

I like it. Everything is all....white

I feel so attacked right now.

DPsx7 posted...

Then at night is all the holiday lights...

Not the holiday lights but I love it at night when it's cloudy and the streetlights reflects off the snow and clouds and even walking down a street with no lights it's still bright out, looks nice.
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Whew, made snow my bitch in 48 minutes, gonna have to take shower soon.shovelings decent exercise

DeltaBladeX posted...

I got summer here :D

Oops_All_Berrys posted...

Is that the white stuff that comes out ur PP?

No it goes up your ass, lrn 2 sex.
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Time me.
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