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Dis had lots of success back a year or two with So_Hajile (I miss him dearly ._.) so i've decided to bring it back for 2022.

Dey will face head to head in a knockout scenario poll, da winner with more votes after 24 or so hours will be declared da winner

you can nominate 5 women per day ITT, i'd like to start dis tourny on friday or satuday so you got a few days to nominate

And nominate REAL LIFE women pls, no cartoons

Dey can be celebrities, influencers, instgram babes, anyone really. Dey just have to have pics online and be somewhat known to da internet

What an edgelord teen username, almost as bad as ColdOne666

Is this real?

They say a dog is a man's best friend but someone took it too literally, An Asian man was arrested after it was reported that he had trained his dog to throw rocks at people when they are knocking. The man is said to be a loner who doesn't like to socialize and perhaps he doesn't appreciate it when people come to his house to bother him. But the police (Animal division affairs) thought that he has crossed the boundary and it was now animal cruelty.

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Some people thought he was a genius with misplaced priorities in life, instead of being arrested and sent to jail possibly. They must hire him so that he can train the K9 division. The news came just five days after BBC reported that another man was arrested for flying a dog in a Helium Balloon. Gaurav Sharma, 32 who is a YouTuber has 4 million subscribers, he deleted the video after an intense online backlash but it was too late since a police report was already made.

Convicted R&B singer R. Kelly on Wednesday officially cut ties with his original Chicago legal team and opted to have the attorney who successfully appealed Bill Cosbys conviction to defend him against pending abuse allegations in federal court here.

During a telephone conference Wednesday morning, Kelly, who is awaiting sentencing in a Brooklyn federal jail for his racketeering conviction in New York last year, said he wanted Jennifer Bonjean to represent him in the Chicago case, which is currently set for a jury trial in August.

Yea. It is kinda weird how a 1919 White Sox type of scandal with throwing games is trying to be swept under the rug.

God no

Didnt Nicolas Cage change his name so that he wouldn't get roles because of having a famous parent or something

Today was Tie-Tuesday for me, so I wore my favorite Einstein Tie (My Eins-TIE-n).

The students didn't like the joke but they did like the tie.

I also wore a modest blue dress shirt with slacks and shoes to complete the fit.

No she was terrible its why I learned to cook and I think why Im very good at it. But for some reason when it came to holidays she busts out the best dishes. But the rest of the year it was terrible.

Should have gone back to his time of conception so he could meet his father.

... because of the slacks?

Also I saw some people criticizing 50 cent about his weight but I think he looks good a bit thicc lol

The Canadian government never had MLK arrested. I dont really see how or why they could've done so though. They also never arrested Jesus, but that's only slightly more dumb to point out.

Jason Whitlock is essentially Samuel L Jackson in Django Unchained.

Weird it's almost like that one US press guy who said "if you'd rather trust foreign sources over our CIA that's your problem" knew what he was talking about.

who cares what whitlock has to say. everyone in the sports world hates him

Yea. It is kinda weird how a 1919 White Sox type of scandal with throwing games is trying to be swept under the rug.

Yes but he isn't actually focused on Kansas City. Easier to ignore.

I'm so happy this clownfuck isn't in KC anymore.

Jason Whitlock: Somebody needs to ask Brian Flores do you think youve been disloyal to Bill Belichick here in any way? Do you think putting Bill Belichick in the crosshairs is fair to Bill Belichick? If he carries on with his lawsuit and there are depositions, and the NFL starts asking for access to Bill Belichicks phone records and text messageBrian Flores, no one has a problem with any of this? Whatever went on between Brian Flores and Stephen Ross, wanting to tank games, and the guy offering you $100,000 a game for losing...a lot of people would call that snitching. We're all good with this kind of snitching I guess because it potentially harms a White person so thats good snitching. Brian Flores does not look like a good leader of men in any of this. Brian Flores is a snitch. Its pretty reprehensible what hes done to Bill Belichick in this scenario. Bill Belichick has him on his coaching staff, develops him up, put him in a position to become an NFL head coach, and now the very first reference in this lawsuit is a Bill Belichick text. This man is putting Belichicks stuff out there like this, and making him the centerpiece of a lawsuit against the Giants, the NFL, the Broncos, and the Dolphins. Bill Belichick star witness, centerpiece, and his text messages and his phone records perhaps being injected into this deal.

He took the knee!!

Bengals got away with a facemask on that TD

Best in a long long time

can't really top that one

An Indonesian virgin has escaped serious injury after inserting a two metre long nylon string into his penis in a bizarre masturbation game gone wrong.

The unidentified 37-year-old patient, went to a hospital in the capital of the Indonesian province of East Java, Surabaya, after suffering from abdominal pain for two hours.

The man, who had obsessive compulsive disorder, notified medics the string became stuck in his penis after he inserted the foreign body into his urethra while erect and watching porn.

Doctors failed to dislodge the string after performing a bladder irrigation a procedure where fluid is flushed through the catheter into the bladder.

After inserting a camera into the patients bladder, medics discovered a black bundle of nylon strong and successfully removed the blockage with tweezers.

The patient recovered from the ordeal and was kept in hospital for two days for monitoring.

In Radiology Case Reports, medics said the practice of inserting objects into the urinary bladder, such as matchsticks, pencils and hair clips, for sexual pleasure or due to drug abuse or psychiatric problems are relatively rare.

Medics claimed the practice, known as sounding, can damage the sensitive tissue in the urethra pathway and lead to inflection and lack of bladder control.

The action can even require urgent surgery or implants to reconstruct sensitive reproductive tissue.
However, men who insert items into the opening of their penis for heightened sexual pleasure, often delay seeking medical help due to embarrassment which increases their risk of bladder stones, sepsis and urinary tract infections.

It comes after a 30-year-old man in Michigan, United States, got six kidney beans stuck inside his penis.
Medics removed the objects after they stretched the mans urethra open and dislodged the beans using surgical tools.

Dude is literally from Utah.

No idea why China cares about figure skating athletes so much this tournament, none of the favourites are from China.