Current Events > Can someone explain to me why neckbeards don't just shave?

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Kombucha
02/15/22 10:08:14 PM
#1:


well?

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Strider102
02/15/22 10:09:44 PM
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Have you seen a neckbeardless fedora wearer?

*shudders*

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DespondentDeity
02/15/22 10:09:44 PM
#3:


Self improvement is hard work

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simp5
02/15/22 10:09:58 PM
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Because the 2-5x chin looks worse
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Irony
02/15/22 10:10:38 PM
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Shaving is too much work

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Turbam
02/15/22 10:10:39 PM
#6:


They think they look good

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Hayame Zero
02/15/22 10:10:53 PM
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They put having facial hair as being manly on a pedestal like having a girlfriend, but don't have the self-awareness to know how to handle either of them.

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brestugo
02/15/22 10:11:40 PM
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That would require soap and water.

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bsp77
02/15/22 10:12:25 PM
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Yeah, almost no one thinks it looks good. I have a short beard but I shave the bottom half of my neck

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The_Creep_2020
02/15/22 10:15:55 PM
#12:


Most of them fail to show regularly, now you expect them to shave?

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bsp77
02/15/22 10:17:16 PM
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But you only need a normal beard for the chin issues. And once again, have a beard and just shave the bottom part of the neck. It doesn't take hardly any time at all.

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Medussa
02/15/22 10:17:31 PM
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depression is a powerful demotivator.

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Derwood
02/15/22 10:18:30 PM
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because their actual facial hair is patchy and gross, so they grow their neck beard instead
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CharlesBronson
02/15/22 10:18:45 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Have you seen a neckbeardless fedora wearer?

*shudders*
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PoundGarden
02/15/22 10:19:05 PM
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How else will they stay balls deep in sloots? Ladies love a neckband to nuzzle up to

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