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TopicDie Hard is 100% a Christmas Movie.
averagejoel
12/25/18 12:17:54 PM
#44
WafflehouseJK posted...
averagejoel posted...
no, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, though it is often mistaken for one because it takes place on 24 december, which is not Christmas Day

You know that excludes a ton of Christmas Movies with that logic though, right? Quite a few Christmas movies are just the general season.

Plus, if we're being that nitpicky, pretty sure the movie goes late enough into the night that it passes midnight, which would make it Christmas Day.

my only point is that a movie being set at christmas time doesn't inherently make it a christmas movie. I just phrased it in a roundabout way for comedic effect
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TopicDie Hard is 100% a Christmas Movie.
averagejoel
12/25/18 11:41:29 AM
#29
no, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, though it is often mistaken for one because it takes place on 24 december, which is not Christmas Day
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TopicA girl just asked me what gumbo is
averagejoel
12/25/18 11:39:30 AM
#9
I mean, I know what gumbo is, but it's not really a thing where I live, so I definitely wouldn't fault someone for not knowing
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TopicA Christmas Story is among the most relatable movies ever
averagejoel
12/25/18 11:05:56 AM
#14
oh no I shot my eye out!
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TopicSo what is Wario exactly? Like is he a failed clone of Mario or something?
averagejoel
12/24/18 9:38:20 PM
#3
Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario Mario turned septic and libertarian then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigis identity only comes from what and who he isnt without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.
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TopicWhats the healthiest way to get drunk?
averagejoel
12/24/18 6:00:14 PM
#8
maybe gin and kombucha?
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TopicEver notice that most conservatives are uneducated?
averagejoel
12/24/18 5:29:41 PM
#101
Roxborough4Ever posted...
like real educations? or educations that are based around gender and race>?

learning about history isn't a real education?
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TopicDo you pour the milk or cereal first?
averagejoel
12/24/18 5:22:25 PM
#2
one time when I was a kid I stayed over at a friend's house and in the morning he put the milk in the bowl before the cereal. never spoke to him again. he's in jail now
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TopicSocial Justice Warriors Are Outraged By This Photograph. Can you guess why?
averagejoel
12/24/18 5:14:15 PM
#25
Mareen posted...
averagejoel posted...
Lordgold666 posted...
So they want vice writers based on skin color, rather than skills and merit?

why do you assume that there are no black writers who are as good as them?


Lordgold666 didn't say that though.

kinda like how no one said that they wanted vice writers based on skin colour rather than skills and merit
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TopicSocial Justice Warriors Are Outraged By This Photograph. Can you guess why?
averagejoel
12/24/18 5:02:08 PM
#21
Lordgold666 posted...
So they want vice writers based on skin color, rather than skills and merit?

why do you assume that there are no black writers who are as good as them?
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TopicNot sure what this is, but its neat. I couldn't stop listening.
averagejoel
12/24/18 11:47:52 AM
#5
oh I remember this. there was a cool documetary about Daniel Johnston a few years ago
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Topic$500,000 cash or the ability to speak 5 languages fluently at a native level.
averagejoel
12/24/18 9:21:28 AM
#31
so what are the chances you get like 3 dialects of chinese? or does the ability prevent that?

I guess I'd take the languages either way
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TopicPSA: if you eat something that doesn't agree with your stomach...
averagejoel
12/24/18 9:17:46 AM
#17
Kineth posted...
SchoolForAnts posted...
averagejoel posted...
you can induce vomiting by tickling the back of your throat

be sure to keep water and a banana on hand if you do

this information has saved me several hours of stomach pains before


Whats the rationale of the water and banana thing?


Likely for rehydration and a dose of electrolytes.

exactly
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TopicPSA: if you eat something that doesn't agree with your stomach...
averagejoel
12/24/18 1:29:08 AM
#1
you can induce vomiting by tickling the back of your throat

be sure to keep water and a banana on hand if you do

this information has saved me several hours of stomach pains before
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TopicNew Orleans will be first major city with an all-charter school district
averagejoel
12/23/18 11:50:23 PM
#10
what the actual fuck
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TopicWhat are your favorite tower defense games?
averagejoel
12/23/18 8:30:47 PM
#7
Bloons TD4, Flash Element TD 2, Cursed Treasure

I love tower defense games
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TopicIncels: Are women making them?
averagejoel
12/23/18 8:29:21 PM
#80
rikasa posted...
Well, yes. Only recently have women been able to choose who they fuck. Before now religion and survival ensured that women were dependent and subdued. Now everyone's shocked women choose the attractive mates.

your last sentence isn't even necessarily true. there are a ton of ugly/average-looking guys with women much better looking than them
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TopicIncels: Are women making them?
averagejoel
12/23/18 7:44:55 PM
#70
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
why? their primary problem is lack of social acceptance, not an imaginary milestone like having sex


If by "lack of social acceptance," you mean lack of sex, then I stand by it. You can extrapolate sex to eventually include having a wife and having kids of your own, that are actually your own biologically, and these are all classic examples of having a successful, stable life. Incels don't believe there is hope for them to have any of that. At the very least, prostitutes would help alleviate the social pressures and anxieties that apply to men who have not had sex yet. I know it's not ideal, so I'm open to hearing someone suggest actual practical solutions, and not just the same old tired insults of "hah, they're losers." We already know that, so now what?

maybe they can make a conscious effort to unlearn archaic ideas about success and stability that never actually applied to everyone and are completely arbitrary and unnecessary in contemporary society
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TopicPost your CONTROVERSIAL opinions
averagejoel
12/23/18 7:20:02 PM
#71
ok, another opinion about music:

when people sing pop music (and a lot of other music), they should sing the way they talk. this includes rhythmic cadence

one example of this NOT being done is in this Bruno Mars song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0&feature=youtu.be&t=7

the first line in the song is "today I don't feel like doing anything"

there are 7 words in the sentence. accenting "today," "I", "don't", "feel", "doing", or "anything" would make perfect sense for ordinary speaking. he accents "like"

no one talks like that
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TopicWe're really not leaving Henry Kissinger in 2018?
averagejoel
12/23/18 5:52:28 PM
#22
Sativa_Rose posted...
Omnislasher posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...

what you're reporting to us is that one shameless warmonger is of the opinion that another warmonger "isn't as evil as people make him out to be"

i mean, this is just shocking stuff


Niall Ferguson is a shameless warmonger now? wtf? He's literally a historian.

All I did was say that a historian is writing a two-part biography of Henry Kissinger and that the historian claims he's not as bad as he's made out to be. I didn't even inject any personal opinion into it. I just reported what someone else said. The second part isn't even out yet.

You have issues.

"historian" and "shameless warmonger" are not mutually exclusive categories
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TopicIs it racist to be attracted to one specific race more than others?
averagejoel
12/23/18 4:55:36 PM
#4
this is not a productive question to be asking
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TopicCommunity college > Large Universities for actual learning
averagejoel
12/23/18 4:19:56 PM
#19
Damn_Underscore posted...
^that's where http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ is useful

in my experience, ratemyprofessors almost never gives an accurate idea of how good the profs actually are
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TopicDavid Hogg just got into Harvard with a 1270 SAT score.
averagejoel
12/23/18 2:24:22 PM
#27
AlephZero posted...
remember when david hogg tried to get people to boycott vanguard because their whole market index tracks the whole market

remember when david hogg tried to get a crowd of canadians to commit felonies

no and no
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TopicMasturbating otter dies
averagejoel
12/23/18 12:59:25 PM
#27
pouring one out for my spirit animal
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TopicYour favorite album from the past 5 years
averagejoel
12/23/18 11:32:36 AM
#18
I discovered so much amazing music in the past 5 years that I'd have to take another look.
off the top of my head though:

Christian Scott - Stretch Music
Esperanza Spalding - Emily's D+Evolution
D'Angelo - Black Messiah
Weird Al - Mandatory Fun
Jacob Collier - In My Room
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TopicDate abruptly ended when I asked her how many guys shes fucked.
averagejoel
12/23/18 9:54:19 AM
#5
why is it any of your business
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TopicHow many new friends did you make dis year ce?
averagejoel
12/23/18 9:49:31 AM
#24
I got a job in a city and started becoming involved in the music scene. so that's... a lot
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TopicCan you believe how much better things are when people text more?
averagejoel
12/23/18 1:07:46 AM
#6
yeah it's really nice to text withssomeone who actually knows how to communicate via text. There's a girl I've matched wih like 4 times on tinder. Each time we start talking and she seems cool. Each time I lose interest because her messages are so uninteresting. We still haven't met in person
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TopicPost your CONTROVERSIAL opinions
averagejoel
12/23/18 12:36:15 AM
#51
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Sorry man theres just some shit in some beats you cant consistently recreate

that's completely irrelevant to the point

edit: to elaborate, live performances, outside of very specific circumstances, don't seek to recreate songs exactly as they were recorded. it's a completely different setting.

and there's a lot that can be done with drums, bass, and a good synthesizer
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TopicPost your CONTROVERSIAL opinions
averagejoel
12/23/18 12:33:23 AM
#48
DezDroppedFreak posted...
I mean most people arent there to see them do their bars perfectly, but rather to add on to that or just hype the crowd up.

If having backing musicians is their style, yeah. I cant imagine a JPEGMAFIA set with backing musicians

they don't have to do their bars perfectly, and they can still hype the crowd up.

there are actually more options for that with a band than with a track the song doesn't have to be a set length, so it can go on for as long as they want.

having a band is not a style, and the mindset of viewing it as such is part of the problem with live hip-hop shows
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TopicPost your CONTROVERSIAL opinions
averagejoel
12/23/18 12:19:46 AM
#42
DezDroppedFreak posted...
averagejoel posted...

because hip-hop is music, rappers are musicians, and should therefore be held to the standard of other musicians. this means, among other things, that they should not be able to get away with using karaoke tracks (or even worse - their track with vocals still in) for live performances


Eh. Most people go to a rap show to get hype or hear the ad libs/freestyles they do over their art so that ones kind of a wash

what do you mean by that exactly?

beyond the high-school-variety-show level, music should generally be performed with a band, or at least an accompanist (the singer can also be the accompanist I'd definitely be into a rapper who could accompany themselves on guitar or piano). I do not think hip-hop should be exempt from this
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TopicHave you ever had sex?
averagejoel
12/22/18 10:37:20 PM
#29
I have kissed... many people, and enjoyed most of the kisses
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TopicIncels: Are women making them?
averagejoel
12/22/18 10:31:16 PM
#36
catboy0_0 posted...
nah. I didn't mean that

then will you please rephrase your initial post so that it is what you meant?
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TopicIncels: Are women making them?
averagejoel
12/22/18 10:28:01 PM
#33
catboy0_0 posted...
averagejoel posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
no. stacy is confusing pushover guys into thinking they can be like chad when they literally can't. they're beta. they try to be alpha and get confused and angry it didn't work

What a stupid post

how so. non attractive women do the same thing on the other side of the ball park

men feeling entitled to women's bodies and treating women like a prize to be earned is... the fault of the women somehow?

I didn't say it was their fault. Read my post again

you made it seem like it was something women are doing
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TopicPost your CONTROVERSIAL opinions
averagejoel
12/22/18 10:26:15 PM
#32
hip-hop is music. that is a fact beyond questioning, not an opinion; the opinion is the next part:

because hip-hop is music, rappers are musicians, and should therefore be held to the standard of other musicians. this means, among other things, that they should not be able to get away with using karaoke tracks (or even worse - their track with vocals still in) for live performances
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TopicIncels: Are women making them?
averagejoel
12/22/18 10:16:28 PM
#15
cuttin_in_farm posted...
Its a victimless phenomenon, imo.

your opinion is incorrect
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TopicIncels: Are women making them?
averagejoel
12/22/18 10:15:52 PM
#13
catboy0_0 posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
no. stacy is confusing pushover guys into thinking they can be like chad when they literally can't. they're beta. they try to be alpha and get confused and angry it didn't work

What a stupid post

how so. non attractive women do the same thing on the other side of the ball park

men feeling entitled to women's bodies and treating women like a prize to be earned is... the fault of the women somehow?
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TopicLIVE: Antifa protest in Paris, France.
averagejoel
12/22/18 10:12:24 AM
#32
Awesome posted...
averagejoel posted...
Awesome posted...
the gas tax that macron introduced was specifically meant to cover the pay for migrants' food stamps and housing.

people have to get informed with matters like this.

is this satire


if facts are satire then good luck in your life

literally every piece of information says that the tax was meant to encourage a transition to greener energy
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TopicLIVE: Antifa protest in Paris, France.
averagejoel
12/22/18 10:00:20 AM
#30
Awesome posted...
the gas tax that macron introduced was specifically meant to cover the pay for migrants' food stamps and housing.

people have to get informed with matters like this.

is this satire
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TopicLIVE: Antifa protest in Paris, France.
averagejoel
12/22/18 9:58:13 AM
#28
BarneyBosco posted...
averagejoel posted...
Awesome posted...
People dont understands its the migrants that are responsible for the taxes, thats why people are protesting.

that's because migrants are not responsible for the taxes

So you're saying migrants don't get government handouts paid for by taxes? Now whether the gas tax hike is used to help pay for that is anyones guess, but can't be ruled out entirely despite what the government says.

I'm not saying that at all, and I'm not sure how you could have gotten that from my post
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TopicThat gofundme for the wall is moving so fast
averagejoel
12/22/18 9:54:19 AM
#6
giving away my life savings to own the libs
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TopicITT: Describe a movie badly.
averagejoel
12/22/18 9:53:22 AM
#38
DrizztLink posted...
A man traps children in a hell of his own design and tortures them with the help of his slaves.

wiilly wonka lol
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TopicLIVE: Antifa protest in Paris, France.
averagejoel
12/22/18 9:46:30 AM
#26
Awesome posted...
People dont understands its the migrants that are responsible for the taxes, thats why people are protesting.

that's because migrants are not responsible for the taxes
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TopicYes, Virginia, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
averagejoel
12/21/18 10:37:38 PM
#6
I think in order to count as a Christmas Movie, at least one character's arc has to involve discovering and/or searching for the meaning of Christmas.

based on that criteria, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
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TopicWired does a Musk expose. It's not pretty.
averagejoel
12/21/18 10:28:38 PM
#124
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
averagejoel posted...
asking for clarification one time is provoking now?


Yes, it can be. It really depends on what the employee, in this example, saw, heard, and basically was experiencing with regards to his boss, Musk, as it all pertains to the context of his job, that particular projects specifications and desired results, their relevant business culture, what happened before all of this incident, and so much more. I mean it sounds like a lot to process, but our brains receive and go through all this information and calculate for a wide range of responses in seconds.

so how do his boots taste
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TopicSave that Couple (Nominations)
averagejoel
12/21/18 8:46:54 PM
#54
Arthur Dent & Fenchurch (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
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TopicA school apparently wants to teach little kids that boys can have periods too
averagejoel
12/21/18 8:32:15 PM
#15
frozenshock posted...
Guide posted...
Wasn't there a topic about this last week? This was from some British, Onion-esque tabloid?


Idk, I found the link on the front page of conservapedia

why were you on there in the first place
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TopicSave that Couple (Nominations)
averagejoel
12/21/18 7:37:27 PM
#51
Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz (Riverdale)
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TopicWired does a Musk expose. It's not pretty.
averagejoel
12/21/18 5:06:26 PM
#118
Sativa_Rose posted...
averagejoel posted...
he went to a private school in apartheid south africa


It's really dumb when people bring this up as if that makes him more evil somehow. Nobody gets to choose where they are born, for better or for worse.

cool
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