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IdiotMachine
12/21/18 11:52:50 AM
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I Am Legend
Man and dog who was perfectly healthy for decades dies after meeting a woman.
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BuckVanHammer
12/21/18 11:53:40 AM
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Denzel is a badsss.
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EverDownward
12/21/18 11:54:18 AM
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Something happens, someone dies, roll credits.
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Albel-Nox
12/21/18 11:54:52 AM
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Infinity War
Guy threatens minorities to obtain ultimate power.
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Albel-Nox
12/21/18 12:06:26 PM
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IT
Imagination is a poison deadly enough to kill you.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/21/18 12:13:21 PM
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40 Days and 40 Nights
dude tries his hardest to not have sex with one the cutest chicks on the planet
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Albel-Nox
12/21/18 12:14:07 PM
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Dragonball Evolution
It's Dragonball Evolution
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SpiralDrift
12/21/18 12:15:11 PM
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Girls take parents' divorce badly and goes mental, explores genital torture and incest.

You can guess.
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KILBOTz
12/21/18 12:17:50 PM
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The Shawshank Redemption

Best friends leave their circumstances to build a boat together.
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snesmaster40
12/21/18 12:18:10 PM
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The Warriors
A gang called The Warriors, go to the city and then they go back home.
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EverDownward
12/21/18 12:49:52 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
The Shawshank Redemption

Best friends leave their circumstances to build a boat together.

I hate that such a wonderful film can be boiled down to what's in the spoilers. But I guess it's like how my favorite video game can be boiled down as "a man goes to town in search of someone that was probably in his trunk the entire time."
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Superlinkbro
12/21/18 12:51:26 PM
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A Knight's Tale is the Dark Souls of movies.
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StickFigures720
12/21/18 12:53:47 PM
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The Santa Clause: Murderer takes on the identity of his victim.
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CoolBro
12/21/18 12:57:50 PM
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a movie about a friendship being ruined because of a girl, its most famous scene is when the main character is in a rooftop.
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Albel-Nox
12/21/18 3:07:00 PM
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Man of Steel
Literally nothing happens.
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specialkid8
12/21/18 3:12:09 PM
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Jaws

Three friends go on a fishing trip and it goes horribly wrong.
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KILBOTz
12/21/18 3:17:10 PM
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There Will Be Blood

Gluttonous milk shake aficionado describes the best way to maximize milk shake intake.
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averagejoel
12/21/18 3:18:20 PM
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they save private ryan
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masterpug53
12/21/18 3:27:11 PM
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The Godfather

Half-pint asshole goes around ruining people's dinners, shaves, and massages.
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PhazonReborn
12/21/18 3:30:00 PM
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Titanic

Two young lovers abandon a boat amid a heated love triangle

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Albel-Nox
12/21/18 3:34:42 PM
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Life
lOV3xv7
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Nazanir
12/21/18 3:51:50 PM
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The Stuff.

Man finds goo, man eats goo (because why the fuck not), goo kills the man.
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StickFigures720
12/22/18 6:26:19 AM
#25:


PhazonReborn posted...
Titanic

Two young lovers abandon a boat amid a heated love triangle

An iceberg nominates a giant ship to the ice bucket challenge
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Bad_Mojo
12/22/18 6:29:24 AM
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Why is everyone doing this wrong? Seems to me that you should leave the bad description unspoiled and use the spoiler tag for the movie so people can guess what you're describing. . .
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Shotgunnova
12/22/18 7:20:31 AM
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LL Cool J uses camouflage to blend in with couch cushions.
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Bad_Mojo
12/22/18 7:23:33 AM
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@Shotgunnova posted...
LL Cool J uses camouflage to blend in with couch cushions.


I just got excited when I saw you post because I thought I was going to get a response much more quickly, but I sent the PM to @philsov, lol
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rikasa
12/22/18 7:24:44 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Why is everyone doing this wrong? Seems to me that you should leave the bad description unspoiled and use the spoiler tag for the movie so people can guess what you're describing. . .

the movie title isn't the spoiler. the description is the spoiler. spoiler tags being used for spoilers. what a concept
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Bad_Mojo
12/22/18 7:27:31 AM
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rikasa posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Why is everyone doing this wrong? Seems to me that you should leave the bad description unspoiled and use the spoiler tag for the movie so people can guess what you're describing. . .

the movie title isn't the spoiler. the description is the spoiler. spoiler tags being used for spoilers. what a concept


You know what, I didn't even think about that. Great point

But do you see my point in wanting to play a game out of it?
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DrizztLink
12/22/18 7:29:18 AM
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A man traps children in a hell of his own design and tortures them with the help of his slaves.
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SpiralDrift
12/22/18 7:31:29 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
A man traps children in a hell of his own design and tortures them with the help of his slaves.

Charlie/Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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WindMouseHanpan
12/22/18 7:32:46 AM
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Homeless guy flies around on a magical rug and rubs a lamp.
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SpiralDrift
12/22/18 7:36:21 AM
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WindMouseHanpan posted...
Homeless guy flies around on a magical rug and rubs a lamp.

Aladdin
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SpiralDrift
12/22/18 7:36:58 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Girls take parents' divorce badly and goes mental, explores genital torture and incest.

This was The Exorcist, btw.
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WindMouseHanpan
12/22/18 8:24:48 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
WindMouseHanpan posted...
Homeless guy flies around on a magical rug and rubs a lamp.

Aladdin


Yup.
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NameMeWhatever
12/22/18 8:42:07 AM
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Man raises kid after his life-long love dies from AIDS.
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averagejoel
12/22/18 9:53:22 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
A man traps children in a hell of his own design and tortures them with the help of his slaves.

wiilly wonka lol
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