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Judgmenl posted...

This is what happens when the government is "too big".

This is civil/corporate copyright, not government.
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You just summarized the entire thing.

It's a meme evolved to sustain itself in outrage. The best lies have their roots in some truth, though.
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helIy posted...

i made what i wanted to see into a video my goddamn self

I saw this in my subs and knew you'd used it some reply.
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I get really bored of video games that have no difficulty. Otherwise it just plays itself.

I literally only ever play two games at once and master them over 4 years. Right now it's Batman and Spyro speedrunning. I'm going for a world record.
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I'm going to put this on next time a hipster tells me they know a cliche band.
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I couldn't find any uploads of the full album so I decided to upload it.

Ned Martin Stringham was my grandfather. He was a grandfather in the clich way. The kind of man you'd want for your grandpa. As a child he'd spoil me with presents and dollar bills when my family would visit him in Utah. He loved country music and would take my grandmother dancing. Ned Stringham was the father of six girls. He worked many jobs, but his favorite was the Recreational Coordinator at the State Hospital in Provo, Utah. Ned taught me at an early age to refer to the place he worked as the 'State Hospital' and not the 'Mental Institution.'

Later in life, when I visited Ned at the State Hospital, I went to see him not as an employee in the Recreation Department but as a patient in the geriatric ward. Ned was severely bipolar and when he didn't take his medication he became maniacally convinced that he was no longer Ned Martin Stringham (grandpa, husband and father) but Mar-Tie, Country Western Superstar. While seemingly harmful looking, off of his medication, Mar-Tie was a danger to himself and to others. This is why he was committed to the State Hospital.

It was difficult to enjoy the music he created because of the mental and financial anguish these recordings put on my family. He blew through lifesaving's hiring bands to back up his songs. He'd leave my grandmother for long periods of time to record his music. Once he returned with a new van, convinced he needed to purchase this vehicle so his band could tour America. A week or two later, the van was repossessed. He recorded thousands of songs and had boxes and boxes of cassette tapes with his music and musings. However, his wife, daughters, grandchildren, myself didn't recognize or appreciate the oddness of our wacky relative. Nearly all of his music has been lost. He stored his cassette tapes at random storage units throughout Utah. Never remembering to pay his bills, the cassette tapes were probably sold for pennies at warehouse auctions.

After Mar-Tie died, I collected the few tapes he had in his room and played them for my friend Penny who had a show on the public radio station KRCL in Salt Lake City. She played some of Mar-Tie's music over the air and people (not many, but a few) began requesting other songs by Mar-Tie. One listener, Blair Sterrett who also had a radio show (on KWCR/Weber States 88.1 FM in Utah) asked for a copy of Mar-Tie's music. Blair then sent Mar-Tie to Otis Fodder and that's how, a few years after Mar-Tie's death, that he became unearthed. Maybe one day more songs will surface, but for now these are the complete recordings of my avant garde grandfather, Mar-Tie, Country Western Superstar. - Phil Jacobsen

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Yes, we must protect our children from those dying heroin addicts. This Icoyar a year older than me is the man for the job. We found him at McDonald's and we think he's real swell.

"deputy chief of staff at the Office of National Drug Policy"

This country sucks so hard.
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Looks much better than YouTube already.

Anything is better than that Facebook-lite creepy Google service. I don't even get notifications when people reply to me anymore. It's like I've been shadow-banned, I never get top comments anymore.

Now people need to jump ship. It's this or Twitchtube. YouTube is shit, though.
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Lmao

What are you trying to do to me?
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Actually, with that link you can't really buy it.

https://www.amazon.com/Tenergy-Li-ion-2600mAh-Rechargeable-Batteries/dp/B0081NAZNU

There you go. This exact battery.

It will explode (or rather, fizzle like a firecracker somewhat slowly) if you mishandle it. The protective circuitry prevents you from short-circuiting it and blowing it up, but denting it after throwing it might.
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@likehelly
@helIy

https://www.amazon.com/PS4-Controller-Replacement-Battery/dp/B010CHFEF6

You're welcome.

Also, since it's a lithium ion battery, you could replace it with literally any lithium-ion battery you can find of any mAh.

http://www.tenergy.com/30005

This would make your ps4 controller last 26 times longer. I have this exact battery, it's about the size of my thumb. I modded it into my Bluetooth headset.
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xjayguyx posted...

Our Fairy PM
Taxes way to high
Medical msp cost is too high per month
Too many immigrants coming in every year
Way too cold most months

There's a very good chance based on how much money you make in a year you would pay more in the US.

https://simpletax.ca/calculator
https://smartasset.com/taxes/income-taxes#zfl2zPHVet

(A randomly picked Cincinnati OH and somewhere called New Brunswick)

Anual income: $10,000
CA: $485
US: $765

Anual income: $15,000
CA: $1,435
US: $1,587

Anual income: $20,000
CA: $2,917
US: $2,469

Anual income: $25,000
CA: $4,399
US: $3,596

Factor in what you're paying for in health insurance.

https://www.zanebenefits.com/blog/bid/97380/faq-how-much-does-individual-health-insurance-cost

Average monthly premiums for self-only coverage in 2016: $536 ($6,432 An)
Average monthly premiums for family coverage in 2016: $1,511 ($18,132 An)

https://www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/health/health-drug-coverage/msp/group-plan-administrators/msp-premium-changes-2018

Self Only: $393/month ($4,716)
Family: $1,021/month ($12,252)

Now I'm at a dead end here because I can't get averages for income brackets on MSP, or I can and don't feel like it, and someone else has probably done the math you don't care to hear. It's looking like you would pay more in the US up until $75,000, at least until Trump's tax raises take effect.

Your other complaints are just "fuck gays and immigrants", and I can't relate. There is certainly a reason I have you tagged as racist, probably because you called Oprah a disgusting chicken stuffer.

@Doctor_Foxx or @Lokarin tell me if I've got this right. I've neither done my own bills or lived in Canada before.
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I realized in my school you basically had the option to trade going to an hour-long class for a half-hour detention where you could do the homework you had to do anyway.

Got me just as far in life as my sister who literally broke out in hives when she got a B+.

Now I'm in college where there are penalties for being lazy, so I'm not.
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It makes me laugh to think of the people in southern US states with 60% unemployment rates that would die before moving to Canada because healthcare is free.
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@Smarkil

Same.
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Nightmarebunny's profile pic and banner
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Noop_Noop posted...

Bro, you can add whatever bows you like and paint it any color you want, but socialism is just communism lite. Deal with it.

Then America is already Communist lite because we don't allow this anymore.

http://www2.needham.k12.ma.us/nhs/cur/Baker_00/2002_p7/ak_p7/boysinfactory.jpg

Boycotts saved the day on that one, huh? Corporations are helpless and need to be set free!
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huh.
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Idgaf about the girl or her mom. Frankly, think she's adorable. I care about the kid that will suffer for nine more years or so until she dies a likely slow painful death because her body wasn't built correctly. All because the mom had a (by definition) phobia of abortion.
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Yes. Uber disabled suffering children are products of the Pope telling people how science be, and the parents that desperately cling to pregnancies that should have been let go.

It's hilariously offensive, but it's true. Since when has the truth been relevant? Truth doesn't make me happy! Truth is about what I want.
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Maybe you could open it up and snip the led circuit.
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Judgmenl posted...

V-E-G-Y- posted...

Why do you hate hot women

Because I'm a sad, lonely man who has no reason to live.

I don't say this to many people, but if you lived close to me I'd be your wingman at a bar to meet some girls.

You sound like you need to get tf out of your house.
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On accident? Probably walk away awkwardly.
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slacker03150 posted...

North Korea has never used a nuke offensively. Both Comcast and Verizon on the other hand have throttled service to streaming websites.

And bill Cosby has drugged women

What's up with that?
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Mine went down because I got my car bill in the fucking day it was due.
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Older TVs were old pieces of garbage that had to warm up.

LCD TVs were electronic and turned on instantly with a basic circuit and minimal OS/overlay.

Smart TVs are complete (weak) computers that need to boot up an entire operating system with the mobile hardware they're given before they can show a picture. Unplugging and replugging causes a full reboot while turning them off puts them into sleep mode.
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AC_Dragonfire posted...

Seems like everything the teacher is talking about in class sounds like noise. I literally cannot hear wtf the teacher is saying because it sounds like satanic preaching. I also start having break-outs of Fibromyalgia pain all over my body. The class is so dry and boring. The teacher tries too hard to be "funny". I just close my eyes and fall half asleep during class.

Why, because she mentioned Marxism?

Believe it or not, Communism isn't part of the Democratic/Liberal platform. Surprising, I know. If you call that brainwash, you might just accidentally be getting an education.
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Well that's weird.
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ImmortalityV posted...

Should come with a sexiness disclaimer. May cause women to miscarry due to children not looking as sexy as me

Wtf is that even supposed to mean
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ImmortalityV posted...

Men are just jealous of my dashing good looks. I am the definition of masculine. My jawline could cut diamonds

ImmortalityV

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Lokarin posted...

I'm incapable of fear because of my medication.

Oh man, you really dodged a bullet itt.

Or rather, your underwear did.
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I'm shivering.
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How is that working out for you?
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Mental health is very important, y'all.

Just sayin, don't neglect it.

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It's not legal to kill clones if they're actually human beings. Twins are clones.

And I'd be showing zero regards for ignorance.

This is as nonsensical as a Muslim being petrified by pig's blood. When a bucket of liquid can suddenly become more important than the entire human race, it's called a plothole.
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One day I will find a way to

A) Clone human egg cells and mass produce them
B) Fertilize millions of eggs at once and let them all die

That's actually how ridiculous your standards for murder are. Then I would

C) Make it public

and finally

D) Watch pro-lifers wage a literal war because of shit I made in a test tube over cave man logic

Because the human race is still caught on listening to the magical prophet that "speaks to god in secret", and that's where we're going to get our standards for science from.
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It's more inhumane to let bed-ridden down syndrome children live their lives staring into space, but no, fertilized eggs are people too. Wasn't there a charity dedicated to finding the cure to autisrn? It may or may not be right under our noses.

Now that's politically incorrect.
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Abortion is a human right that's denied far too often in the US.

Whether or not abortion is killing a human being, you cannot force a person to go through with a pregnancy and pretend you live in a first world country.
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Lol
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what?
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Now I'm having disassociative episodes.

I had about an hour where I felt immensely dizzy, as if I wasn't actually there. Someone else was driving. I wasn't drunk either. It was kind of like an anxiety attack in that my psyche was out of my control, but without the anxiety. It was as if I was completely numb in every aspect, including pain. It started when I was so sick of my job today I'd just go on autopilot and live in my head for a bit.

I'm starting to crack up for real. Oh well.
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35:47

God was apparently just fucking with us to scare us. 10 commandments don't apply lol.

So apparently there are no valid 10 commandments, which means we don't have to sacrifice our firstborn children, huh?
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The bible enforces abortion.

I didn't actually know that. That's good.
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Firewood18 posted...

Bend over.

Drop and pick something up or tie your shoes. Just bend over so the blood rushes to your head instead of your dick, lad.

That's not normal
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slacker03150 posted...

The last time I went to church the preacer spent 45 minutes talking about how humans are greedy little shits because "a woman got a million dollars for burning herself a little with coffee"

She actually had horrible burns all over her body, McDonald's was warned several times to lower the temperature of their coffee, it was dangerously hot anyway, she couldn't afford her medical bills, and one person isn't a good reference to base your entire viewpoint on reality from anyway.

Poor woman was probably eaten alive by sensationalism.
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dioxxys posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Think of your mom naked. Works every time.

Or will it?

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Jeans with a belt. Upright position.

Only legitimate post itt
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Lokarin posted...

Yellow posted...

Best part of going atheist, you don't have to sit in a hot room rebreathing air on wooden benches.

Or if you do, it's because it's a sauna

I sit in hot cars like they're a sauna, but those are ventilated.

What's the difference between a hot car, a hot tub, and a sauna? Not much as far as I'm concerned.
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