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JigsawTDC posted...

Jesus, the irony.

what irony, exactly? you literally bitched that i said you asked for it twice, you denied asking for it twice, and i posted direct proof of you asking for it twice.

like, i get you're mad that you played yourself, but seriously, what world do you live in where this is anything but you stepping on your own rake TDC?

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Jen0125 posted...

Only you think everyone is trying to "pwn" you and only you think you are hiding your alcohol issues from the world lol. You can try to bully me all you want but I'm not a young 20 year old girl anymore. You aren't smarter than me. You aren't smarter than almost anyone on this site despite what you lead yourself to believe.

Tonight, when you look at your red bloated face in the mirror and you're drunk I hope you snap out of it.

my name is literally Mr. Whiskey Dick hon.

it comes from this clip:

https://youtu.be/HpgM029fDts?t=181

Again, somehow you think this is some kind of killing blow when
I've shamelessly used the moniker for over a decade. I've pointed every person that's ever asked right to the origin of the name, but somehow, you have it in your head that its some secret i need to hide from the community because I'm secretly an alcoholic.

no Jenny, I'm a functional adult that can handle alcohol responsibly and drink when I see fit to.

stop trying to paint your dysfunction onto everyone else that doesn't agree with you or kiss your ass. A decade + later the schtick has gotten old and stale.

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Jen0125 posted...

If you think this site moderates the same as it did back then you're sorely mistaken.

Granted, the board as a whole has become "fact check false" in many regards. If I so much as imply 1/6 wasn't an insurrection, I'll be suspended.

But a handbra is still a handbra. She's not going to move her hands in a static image if you get my drift.

I'm sure your minions are marking the post as hard as they can, but I wish you the best of luck there.

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JigsawTDC posted...

can you point to the part where i am asking for it twice ??

Literally, LITERALLY asks for it twice, and acts like he didn't

Like holy shit. How can you be this unaware?

Btw, it's You're.

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Jen0125 posted...

Yeah, like a lot things you post about you're in denial.

We get it, you went thru rehab, so you think everyone else should too.

As I keep having to tell you, not the pwn you seem to think it is.

I'm still ok with the face I was born with. Maybe make peace with yourself before you try and tell anyone else what's wrong with their life Jen.

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He always annoyed me for some reason.

Like, he always looked like he was wearing lipstick.

His lips shouldn't be that pink on their own.

Like why?

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JigsawTDC posted...

we got get it in before Whiskey's modded for the chelle pic!

The cropped and unmoddable pic? The one that safely made the rounds dozens of times back when this story was still live? That pic?!

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JigsawTDC posted...

We both know that second message isn't asking for shit lol. And ah yes, sending a reply to a PM totally unhealthy. At least it's not like a wrote a couple paragraphs in response to a single word or anything.

> Isn't asking for shit.

> Asks *twice*

> Doesn't get a response, and goes on a multipost tirade about it to show us all just how sane and balanced he is.

Lol. Who's the one giving a fool rope, really?

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faramir77 posted...

Lmao

Yeah, the tattoo does look shopped.

And it's on the wrong shoulder...

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JigsawTDC posted...

>begs

Not once, but twice!

https://imgur.com/a/HCKpNry

Totally the behaviour of a healthy mind!

Jen0125 posted...

You can try to insult me all you want but my life in undeniably infinitely better than yours lmao. It's pretty objective. Maybe you should seek therapy and rehab and take it seriously like I did and you can have a good life too. Good luck.

Like every person I've ever known that went thru rehab, you project your own issues onto others and think it gives you some sort of authority on the matter.

Guess h'wat? I don't need rehab in the first place.

Check.

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JigsawTDC posted...

This was his response to my request for the photoshop:

Note, I also have the message where he begs for his modbait pic, but didn't feel the need to run here to post a screenie of it because I'm not a drama queen.

This is just sad TDC, like seriously. Imagine holding this grudge for a dozen years to the point you're at.

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JigsawTDC posted...

You were responding to an obvious joke post I made saying something like "i have no friends" in a clique topic.

Feel free to point me to all my current expressions of depression on this forum. I'll wait.

Edit: and even if I currently was moping constantly here, who cares? Venting is healthy, this is an outlet, and I'd rather be vulnerable with my emotions than turn into an asshole.

"It's just a joke, bro", the post.

Jen0125 posted...

Again, they didn't scrape at my bone structure lol. You're trying to insult me without understanding what you're saying, per usual. Farmers rise up

Semantics will never change the fact that I've always been ok with who I am. Come at me all you like JennyBearYay.

In the interest of full disclosure, I've also had surgery. Quite a few stitches over the years, and I do have a titanium plate holding my right shoulder blade together.

That being said, I never started staning for a kpop band and decided to have cosmetic surgery on my face while calling others "ugly".

Keep trying to take others down thinking it lifts you up Jen, your usual crew of sycophants will stroke your fragile ego, and the rest of us will see you for what you really are.

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JigsawTDC posted...

Oh what's this. A post backing my claim from a few months ago? I tried to brush it off, but you were desperate to start something, so I gave you what you wanted. Checkmate.

You claim you're no longer a depressed teenager, but you're still walking the same rut you were back then hoping for sympathy.

Literally nothing has changed for all your chest thumping to the contrary.

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Jen0125 posted...

It was a suction tube learn to science

Wonderful deflection. My plastic surgery has nothing to do with your horrid practices.

You're absolutely correct. I'm a horrible person and have been for 40+ years, but I've been ok with that the entire time. I don't need someone to scrape at my bone structure to tell me I'm pretty.

Once again, not the pwn you seem to think it is.

JigsawTDC posted...

Yes it did. We only need to go back a couple months to see where you start pestering me about the photoshop and nickname you used that I had forgotten.

Because you literally showed up a couple of months ago to rekindle an old beef. Like holy shit. Are you really this self-unaware? You showed up out of the blue, took dozens of potshots at me for shit that's over a decade old at this point looking for sympathy and allies, and I'm, what? Supposed to feel bad about it?

We both know you don't need me to send you the pic, you've spent a decade staring at it like Kylo Ren looking at Vader's melted helmet waiting for Snoke to cup your balls so you can find the testicular fortitude to come at me like this.

I have no shame. You're just embarrassing yourself at this point.

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JigsawTDC posted...

Whiskey's implication there is the "Somebody" is him but he's butthurt we don't remember or appreciate his glorious contribution to PotD history.

oh, this pic?

https://imgur.com/a/hqNL2K9

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Jen0125 posted...

Why is this something you constantly declare proudly? It's weird and abnormal in an unhealthy way.

forgive me for not taking my queues from the chick that took a hammer to her face because she's mad at her chin...

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ReturnOfFa posted...

Yo Whiskey, you'd look far less weird if you just ignored TDC lmao

i mean, you're not wrong, but when a variety of posters from a decade ago still feel the need to come at me for shit that happened a decade ago on a now dead spinoff board, and it seems quite a few lately have gotten brave, i guess i owe them that much.

Like O-Ren Ishi discussing her Korean Heritage.

I can only hope they all get it out of their systems before i have to take off the top of their fucking heads "Because NOW IS THE FUCKING TIME!!!"

JigsawTDC posted...

Dude I'm not talking about your Reddit profile as an "archive" of information lmao. You love putting yourself on a pedestal. I'm literally talking about the site that archives every post made on the social boards of GameFAQs. Or were you really not aware of L**FAQs?

and yet, literally none of the shit you keep bitching and moaning about where I'm concerned actually happened here. At the very least, when Entity comes at me for something a decade old, we both know we've taken an off-forum fight to this forum because the other one is dead.

for some reason, TDC you seem to think i owe you some sort of recompense here for the hole you dug yourself into on SBA by being literally Eeyore. you seem to think because there's a few people here that dislike me, that your "allies" will come to your rescue when you bite off more than you can chew, but you don't seem to understand that the same people that hated on me then hate on me now, and nothing has changed.

you're literally retreading the same rut that earned you your reputation back then, except now you think for some reason that's a win.

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JigsawTDC posted...

Stranger in a Strange Land is a great. I still have some major Heinlein books and stories to read, but so far that one has been my favorite of his. I don't think I had ever noticed the word before, but after reading it, I started noticing people using "grok" in various discussion forums.

I will bump it up in my stack! It won't be the next book I read, but I'll get around to it sooner now.

kinda bolsters my point about great story, bad ending. Love the story, hate the ending. "Grok" and "waiting for fulness" is iconic in the same way Orwellian Doublespeak is. I'd been using "Grok" in speech since a decade prior to reading the text it came from just because it infiltrated geek spheres.

it doesn't change the fact that i find the last 5th of SiaSL weak AF. a terribly unsatisfying ending to a great work. like Jester in Asimov's Empire. The last act of Lucifer's Hammer, the end of the second book and the entire third book of Ringworld...

sci fi always disappoints me, even from titans like Clarke, Asimov, Niven...i can get past badly aged tech like "holotapes", but the actual writing always seems to fall apart at the end of a story when its a novel.

like they all wrote incredible short stories, and the short story ending is fine for a short story...but a short story ending on the end of a novel is just ugly.

for some reason, fantasy authors don't always seem to fall into the same predictable rut.

for a great, modern story i highly recommend Joe Abercrombie's First Law trilogy and its related works. I really think our kids and grandkids might View Logen Ninefingers the same way we see Frodo and Bilbo now.

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JigsawTDC posted...

congrats. you already played yourself because you're playing my game, not yours.

yes Eeyore, "thanks for noticing you"... :donkey:

your "archive' is literally my reddit profile.

mine is 15 years of PotD, and a dozen of SBA.

keep it up, the veneer is starting to peel!

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Zeus posted...

Eh, edited my last post while you were posting >_<

But yeah, I can't really fault the actors. I don't remember any of them being particularly awful. It really comes down to the producers/writers... and I guess director, costume design, etc. Although I guess I can fault the actors for choosing to take the role at all, although that's about it. Not that any of their careers were probably hurt by it too much, since most of them were still doing stuff afterward.

I'm pretty sure Emmy Rossum, James Marsters, and Jamie Chung ae always going to be able to find work.

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Zeus posted...

idk, if I could bring a cloak along, I'd certainly be better off for it.

find someone that can make a proper riding cloak out of black denim, then turn it into an oilskin.

i'd pay at least $400 for one if i could find a maker that would do it.

that's about what i'd paid for my custom "thieves guild" leather duster 15 years ago with the hidden pockets and sleeve tricks.

these days, i can't even find a properly fit jean jacket.

men's denim jackets that taper in at the waist like a tux vest? what the fuck? the skinny jean thing needs to be killed as a thing.

men wearing jeans that have useless pockets like they're women...like fine, you do you and all, but ffs, actual men with testicles still exist. who do i have to blow for a proper relaxed fit pair of jeans that aren't fermenized?

even "relaxed fits" half the time are stupidly tight.

if i wanted to deal with this shit, my hair would be in a man bun, my junk would be tucked, and jeans that might as well have their pockets sewn shut would be the norm.

oh, wait...it actually is the norm now.

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Zeus posted...

It was a terrible adaptation of DB which missed every possible mark and it was kinda awful as a movie, but it had its moments. If it hadn't been so faithless or went a bit campier, I might have been able to enjoy it like SFII.

i mean, the bigger names definitely did the best they could with the material they were given, but the story itself was just terrible as an adaptation. i don't knock it for the attempt in the acting, but the movie itself was rifftracks bait from Go.

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adjl posted...

That came shortly after somebody found the original version of a photo of her that chelle (the user) had photoshopped (reversed it, added a tattoo). Confirming the photo to be shopped led to the conclusion that chelle was fake, then somebody contacted the real person to add more fuel to the fire. Good times.

yeah, "Somebody"...

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

thats not what I said lmao

It's not what you said, just what you did.

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Flexing over just how Woke I am.

look, look look at meeeeeee. I'm Woke

anyone to the left of Bernie is literally Hitler!

i want to drink Sandy's bathwater!


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if you're taking it literally, a cloak or robe is about all that's covered by the phrase.

if we're being realistic, yeah that's clothes + EDC.

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adjl posted...

And then a while later somebody discovered that the girl that chelle pretended to be was part of a topless outdoor book club in NY. That was mildly entertaining.

That site was entertaining well after the "real chelle" vanished. If anything, I love that that club exists as a thing even if their literary tastes were godawful. It's the sort of shit you're only ever going to find in a metropolis. You're not going to find a cabal of wine aunts in Jackson Hole renting out a spa to read in the nude or have a weird reading party/orgy on a rooftop...

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We need more backstory to the Pokemon war that set up the entire pokemon dystopia.

Give us the Lt. Surge war story!

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I don't really have a favorite book. I read one, it's on to the next. I may strike up a convo with a fellow reader about something I've read recently, but it's not like I'm an evangelist for any particular book.

Last book I finished was "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Heinlein. Great story, but a really unsatisfying ending, which is surprisingly common with the sci fi greats imo. Great stories with terrible endings...and so many near future scifi tales age poorly.

Currently reading Direct Action: an Ethnography by David Graeber. Flipping back and forth between that and Ken Gross' biography of Ross Perot.

I can't wait for the weather to warm up a bit so I can get back to slinging a hammock in a random wooded area and sling up my hammock to read on my days off.

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Wait until he finds out about Dragonball Evolution...

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JigsawTDC posted...

Lmao, Whiskey thinks I'm referring to whatever personal archive he has and not the popular site we all know of but can't mention without a moderation. How precious lol

Mine is better. It's why I'm getting the PMs in the first place.

DirtBasedSoap posted...

this is seriously hilarious/sad

youre completely unhinged

*Squeak*!

DirtBasedSoap posted...

like holy fuck are you real lmao

100%, like see way above.

"I only jumped on the dogpile like 6 months ago because it was cool"

DirtBasedSoap posted...

my beef with you really only started in the last like... 6 months or so and its purely for entertainment.

Like, this guy is unhinged. Is he even for real? Nobody can even like, scroll up to see what I said a few hours ago! Of my own volition! Unprompted!. An unforced error in pre-season!

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Would anybody else like to air a decade+ old grievance in open forum because they see chum in the water?

Does anyone else want info or pics from the "archive" only to bite my hand later when they think it gives them some sort of advantage when they want to come at me?

Does anybody want something removed from the archive? All you have to do is ask. Seriously.

But you'd all rather leave it there because you think it gives you some sort of leverage down the line.

And without naming names, at least 3 people in this topic have asked for archive material in the past from one side of their mouths while crying about it publicly in open forum from the other side of their mouths.

So really, look deeply at yourselves before you lob accusations at me for being that guy when you need "that guy".

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captpackrat posted...

3000 lumens, runs on AC or battery.

Ugh, what is the color temp of that? Gonna guess like 6500k with a cri below 70.

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faramir77 posted...

Bligh posted a picture of Chelle getting fucked by a dog

The funny part about that pic was, is that was a shoop from an SBA mod, I wasn't in on the joke until it was too late.

I'd inadvertently blown up one of my own mods debunking it's authenticity before everyone was on the same page.

I hope Pareechee is doing well. He was a good dude overall.

But Chelle's shoulder tat was on the wrong shoulder entirely in that shot and I blew it up before I even checked SBA.

We still had a huge laugh about it back "home", but I genuinely screwed the pooch on that one, and I owned it then, I own it now.

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JigsawTDC posted...

We both know if I really wanted to I could dig through the archive site and find exactly where you start bothering me about your dumbass photoshop. Like, I literally did not remember the first couple times and when it clicked I laughed it off until you literally kept pestering me about it. Do you really not remember how this little feud started this time around? You pushed for this! This is what you wanted!

the same archive you try and call me out for? that archive? kind of hypocritical if you ask me.

i called you out as Eeyore back then because your entire schtick back then was somewhere between "eeyore" "thanks for noticing me" and "Marvin the paranoid android's "God I'm so depressed, I think I'll just turn myself off". by all means, dig into that archive, and look around those posts for context, and maybe reflect on why that was your whole reputation back then.

coming back a decade later after being shrugged off for it like your own dreary presence is a badge of honor and gives you standing just because you see chum in the water doesn't change the fact that you're still the same dreary sod you were back then.

and I'm still the same ornery curmudgeon i was back then.

so i ask you too, what do you think the endgame is here, really? do you think coming at me sideways every few weeks is somehow going to tip the scales in your favor? that its somehow going to do me in? I'm still me and you're still you when all is said and done.

follow me to whatever site you'd like to stalk me to while calling my archive "creepy".

all over a single half-assed shoop i made while doing other things.

jfc.

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JigsawTDC posted...

It'd be good if he used on anyone else, maybe. I've already smoked with Flying Lotus and turned Sunny420 into my personal blunt.

I've smoked a Blunt with George Clinton and the Parliament.

yeah, keep swinging.

no matter what you have, I'm just going to back into deep water and let you tire yourself out. i'm telling you this openly so you can stop embarrassing yourself thinking you're ever going to get me after all these years kiddo. the amount of energy you put into this after such a long hiatus is notable, but you just don't have the stamina to manage the kill shot. it is what it is.

DirtBasedSoap posted...

youre at least twice as guilty of performative bullshit as I am. seriously man, I thought I abused hyperbole until I started talking to you lol

endgame? there wasnt ever an endgame. just prodding an extremely provokable dude with very little effort for entertainment. anyone that blocked you is 100% on you for the way you have acted here.

a lot of the stuff you go after for people here seems like serious projection so I dont think anything Ive said to you has been entirely unwarranted

I'm MWD. it was always a character, across multiple sites with consistency. a point that has gone over an embarrassing number of heads if we're being honest. you provoked me? congrats. you already played yourself because you're playing my game, not yours. Anyone that blocked me was nobody worth losing sleep over in the first place. the worst they can do is waste 3 seconds of my time checking a topic i posted in to find a missing post.

keep up the good fight, you're totally winning the war by talking shit behind my back. bravo!.

as to projection? lol. i refer you back to my utter lack of shame. you think buzzwords are smart, but like, lol.

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JigsawTDC posted...

Also, I find the shopped picture of me itself funny,

totally why you've mass marked it every time it has turned up here.

hahahahaha.

by all means, post my BuddyChrist.jpg pic from the same era. lol.

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JigsawTDC posted...

Dude what the fuck are you even going on about. No one gives a shit about SBA and it's so weird you're constantly bringing it up. If people cared about it it wouldn't have died.

Also, I find the shopped picture of me itself funny, I think I've said that before. It's your current obsession with it that I find creepy. *You* are the one who repeatedly kept bringing it up to me in unrelated threads after I had forgotten about it. The only reason I remember it exists is your doing.

that's totally why you fall back on it for sympathy everytime i push back on your creepy stalker bullshit.

muddy the waters all you like, i'm still here with the Archive above the high water mark.

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JigsawTDC posted...

I doubt anyone here actually holds decade long grudges, especially with an unhinged loony.

you were literally crying about the Eeyore shoop 12 hours ago. I made that in Gimp over a decade ago while playing transformice on my other screen ffs while i was in a tinychat with 10 people i cared about way the hell more than you dude.

you come back 15 years later simultaneously claiming how not caring you are while bringing up one single incident that was literally a one off gag to me every chance you get like it was the fucking Alamo.

same with Ent and her sudden recent fucks to give over shit that happened over a decade ago.

like what the fuck is wrong with some of you? you can't claim casual indifference to a jab from a dozen years ago, AND claim it as the reason you turned into the Joker or the Penguin to my Batman or some shit. like at least pick a lane and stay in it and stop jumping every time you think it gives you some standing for some hyped up grievance.

get down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get over it.

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JigsawTDC posted...

No one took this as a massive reveal of anything. I think I even said it's pretty much what we expected. We also just know you'll react like this lol. Today isn't *the* day. It's just another of many.

cry harder after all but admitting how badly that Eeyore picture hurt you, while trying to spin it into something more than it was over a decade later for sympathy. Going after the "archive" when your entire assault on it in the first place relied on the fact that it existed, I fully admit it exists, and you yourself could never have tried to pull your earlier SBA unlock stunt if it didn't exist. your tiny lungs are to small to hotbox with God, TDC.

DirtBasedSoap posted...

my beef with you really only started in the last like... 6 months or so and its purely for entertainment.

and people are making fun of your flashlight hobby in jest

do you, whatever makes you happy. if youre super into flashlights, I have mad respect for it, dawg.

have you at least figured out that your performative bullshit might have spurred a half dozen people to block me, while at the same time knowing that those half dozen people were also really, really late to the party and of zero consequence to me to begin with? Like what was the endgame there?

seriously DBS, if we're dropping the bullshit for a post or 2, what was the point? you know damned well how i was going to play this, you probably understand enough to know this was just a waste of time for all involved, so what was the point?

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after like 15 years of people coming at me for one petty reason or another, imagine thinking that "today is the day I've finally got him!" Like seriously.

When i shrug it off, you think dogpiling is the way to go, and when I'm actually nice to the usual suspects, you think you can go for my throat. why would i give you anything but middle fingers?

Y'all hold petty grudges from over a decade ago, and think somehow that gives you standing now or something when you get squirrely.

y'all claim to know me oh so well, but the "massive reveal" of hobbies that were unknown here is some sort of pwn...and yet here I am still laughing because you've missed the point this entire time.

https://youtu.be/HpgM029fDts?t=181

https://youtu.be/uLeOu__EYQw


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JigsawTDC posted...

Yeah I wouldn't give a shit who Whiskey was simpin' on if he wasn't a complete hypocrite about it lol

Again, by all means, double down on being wrong.

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helIy posted...

oh, no, i know what it means, and i used it very much correctly

it's you who keeps not knowing what things mean, bruvvo

If you wanna double down on being wrong, you do you man.

IronBornCorps posted...

I personally don't care about what you do on that internet. Like all the shaking booty you want.

It's the fallout here that makes it funny.

You know I have no shame. You'd think people holding petty grudges for 14 years would have caught on by now.

As to the "archive" that was mentioned, yeah, I do have an archive. Everyone has their own scrapbooks. Mine is particularly spicy because of the circles I was in back then. If you want to piss and moan about mine, (and I'm speaking in a broader sense to everyone when I say this, I'm not singling you out IBC) miss me with your requests in PMs for things from that archive like the Claudia saga, or nudo's old scouting reports. Y'all don't get to use me as your wiki when it suits you in private, and then cry foul in public about that very same archive.

Hypocrisy indeed.

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

I gotcha to delete your entire reddit account lmfao

The account is still very much there, I deleted the post and a few others because I knew this is exactly the sort of shit you'd latch onto, and now I'm sure you'll just keep repeating it as if it were true.

Go ahead and play yourself.

helIy posted...

for someone who claimed everyone was simps, he sure is looking like a gigantic fucking simp

what a hypocrit

And you keep using the term "simp", but you clearly don't actually know the meaning of the word.

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Oh man. A single dude has *checks notes* a couple of obscure hobbies I don't blog FAQs about and occasionally make cheesy one off posts to chicks flashing their goods on reddit.

Man, you really got me

Now if you can catch me throwing money I can't afford at those chicks and white knighting them against all logic, you *might* actually have me on the simp gotcha...but you really don't. So all you have is really...nothing.

Have your moment, but this isn't the gotcha you seem to think it is.

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Jen0125 posted...

Lmao he deleted his post what a baby

Aww, did I spoil your fun? Boo hoo.

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JigsawTDC posted...

I stalk multiple PotDers outside this board. You're not special.

Quoting this one so you can't delete it later.

Creepy.

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Glad you're so smitten by me that you'll stalk me on other sites now. Seems to be an oddly recurring pattern with some people around here.


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JoanOfArcade posted...

Kwame seems like the kind of guy who's cool showing his dick off

Yeah, once is an insanely low number for that horndog tbh.

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Why would I marry myself when I can get the milk for free?

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