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Topic23 years ago The Sopranos made its debut.
Verdekal
01/12/22 11:41:27 PM
#26
I don't like that kinda tawk, now stop it! It upsets me!!

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she's crossing her arms and legs while hopping on her ass.
Verdekal
01/12/22 11:30:29 PM
#1
"Back off pizza topping!!!! Can't you see I'm doing the Spuuuuunnnggge!?!?!?!?!"

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TopicA gang of rabbits calling themselves The Boingie Boys show up.
Verdekal
01/12/22 1:03:45 AM
#1
What do you do?

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TopicDating site woman: 'If my dog doesn't like you, I will definitely not like you.'
Verdekal
01/11/22 12:31:06 PM
#25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfZIaPSv4W0

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TopicRemember when Hopper thought birds weren't real? (A Bug's Life spoilers)
Verdekal
01/11/22 11:17:47 AM
#9
viewmaster_pi posted...
he thought THAT bird wasn't real because they built a fake one

this one was quite the deus ex machina tho
There was foreshadowing.
Blightzkrieg posted...
Remember when Hopper fucking killed one of the other grasshoppers
It was a good lesson. One ant stands up and they all might stand up!

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TopicLook at this funny looking sphere
Verdekal
01/11/22 9:45:58 AM
#5
It's so FLUFFAY!!!!

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TopicRemember when Hopper thought birds weren't real? (A Bug's Life spoilers)
Verdekal
01/11/22 9:44:19 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S50oirJzrOI

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TopicI ate some ravioli that sat out for 9 hours and now my tummy hurts
Verdekal
01/11/22 2:55:22 AM
#43
A Ceman ate rank food. This is what happened in his topic.

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TopicGirl makes money by cosplaying as Raven and having fans roast her.
Verdekal
01/11/22 2:46:35 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHHelzkIcWE

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TopicHarambe's Sperm was SAVED
Verdekal
01/11/22 12:58:12 AM
#7
Does that mean we can keep our dicks in now?

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TopicYoutube in a nutshell.
Verdekal
01/11/22 12:54:40 AM
#1
*Title with a big face and ALL CAP font asking a rhetorical question*

*30 second long intro after two ads*

"Hey, what's up guys!?"

*Repeats and talks about the question in 50 different ways*

*And now a word from our sponsors*

*Give a one second non answer answer at the 9 minute mark*

*Spends the next minute talking about how to buy their merch and other bullshit*

*vid ends at 10:04*

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TopicCE, rate this 18 year old / 10
Verdekal
01/11/22 12:48:35 AM
#4
MrMelodramatic posted...
Shouldve had an abortion /10
Her mother, not her.

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TopicThe Expanse is great [spoilers]
Verdekal
01/11/22 12:47:19 AM
#12
Doors and corners, kid.

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TopicHave you ever heard of Perfect Girl politics?
Verdekal
01/11/22 12:43:09 AM
#1
Neither have I.

Perfect Girls don't have politics. They're very brutal.

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TopicJust a reminder this boi turns 30 next year.
Verdekal
01/11/22 12:19:36 AM
#2
Taunting heart.

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TopicWhat's your college degree in?
Verdekal
01/10/22 7:19:19 PM
#19
History.

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TopicHow many US Counties can you name?
Verdekal
01/09/22 11:35:15 PM
#19
KainWind posted...
Naming presidents will get you a lot
There are patterns. The East has more English names, the Midwest French and Spanish in the West. Historical figures are a good booster. Natural names like stone or mountain. Native American tribes.

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TopicJust a reminder this boi turns 30 next year.
Verdekal
01/09/22 10:50:50 PM
#1
Okay Kuwanger.

https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000656568031-ms1g49-t500x500.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS_WW7OWkcw

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TopicGrandpa Phil (Hey Arnold) or Grandpa Lou (Rugrats)
Verdekal
01/09/22 9:59:37 PM
#14
rexcrk posted...
Nah, you gotta say it right.

Fiff-teen miles!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phea_dd4Ewo

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TopicHow many US Counties can you name?
Verdekal
01/09/22 9:46:00 PM
#14
1026

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TopicGrandpa Phil (Hey Arnold) or Grandpa Lou (Rugrats)
Verdekal
01/09/22 9:08:52 PM
#1
Which do you like better?


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TopicWhy is The Expanse being cancelled?
Verdekal
01/09/22 4:25:20 PM
#1
?

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TopicWhen aliens shoot space bullets at Earth.
Verdekal
01/09/22 8:33:19 AM
#3
monkmith posted...
dark forest theory is kind of terrifying if you think about it.
Some see it as cynical but if you're wrong...

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TopicWhen aliens shoot space bullets at Earth.
Verdekal
01/09/22 8:27:14 AM
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"In the forests below, lakes caught the first rays of the rising Sun and threw them back into space. Abandoning the two-dimensional sprawl of twentieth-century cities, Sri Lanka Tower, and others like it, had been erected in the world's rain forests and farmlands, leaving the countryside virtually uninhabited. Even in Africa, where more than a hundred city arcologies had risen, nature was beginning to renew itself. It was a good day to be alive, she told herself, taking in the peace of the garden. Then, looking east, she saw it coming -- at least her eyes began to register it -- but her optic nerves did not last long enough to transmit what the eyes had seen.

It was quite small for what it could do -- small enough to fit into an average-sized living room -- but it was moving at 92 percent of light speed when it touched Earth's atmosphere. A spear point of light appeared, so intense that the air below snapped away from it, creating a low-density tunnel through which the object descended. The walls of the tunnel were a plasma boundary layer, six and a half kilometers wide and more than 160 deep -- the flaming spear that Virginia's eyes began to register -- with every square foot of its surface radiating a trillion watts, and still its destructive potential was but fractionally spent.

Thirty-three kilometers above the Indian Ocean, the point began to encounter too much air. It tunneled down only eight kilometers more, then stalled and detonated, less than two-thousandths of a second after crossing the orbits of Earth's nearest artificial satellites.

Virginia was more than three hundred kilometers away when the light burst toward her. Every nerve ending in her body began to record a strange, prickling sensation -- the sheer pressure of photons trying to push her backward. No shadows were cast anywhere in the tower, so bright was the glare. It pierced walls, ceramic beams, notepads, and people -- four hundred thousand people. The maglev terminal connecting Sri Lanka Tower to London and Sydney, the waste treatment centers that sustained the lakes and farms, all the shops, theaters, and apartments liquefied instantly. The structure began to slip and crash like a giant waterfall, but gravity could not yank it down fast enough. The Tower became vapor before it could fall half a meter. At the vanished city's feet, the trees of the forest were no longer able to cast shadows; they had themselves become long shadows of carbonized dust on the ground.

In Kandy and Columbo, where sidewalks steamed, the relativistic onslaught was unfinished. The electromagnetic pulse alone killed every living thing as far away as Bombay and the Maldives. All of India south of the Godavari River became an instant microwave oven. Nearer the epicenter, Demon Rock glowed with a fierce red heat, then fractured down its center, as if to herald the second coming of the tyrant it memorialized. The air blast followed, surging out of the Indian Ocean -- faster than sound -- flattening whatever still stood. As it slashed north through Jaffna and Madurai, the wave front was met and overpowered by shocks rushing out from strikes in central and southern India.

Across the face of the planet, without warning, thousands of flaming swords pierced the sky..."

The Killing Star, by Zebrowski and Pellegrino

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TopicI got my first racist comment today!
Verdekal
01/09/22 7:29:30 AM
#17
Get over it. I've been in retail since 2014.

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TopicLittlefoot's mom supported segregation
Verdekal
01/09/22 6:56:05 AM
#39
Cera's dad was an asshole.

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TopicRemember how in Super Mario 64 Bowser had a submarine?
Verdekal
01/09/22 2:26:44 AM
#4
He had seven flying ships before that.

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TopicOne Jewish character in Harry Potter
Verdekal
01/08/22 10:41:36 PM
#16
Who gives a fuck about JK Rowling in 2022?

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TopicCan you identify Deleware on a US map?
Verdekal
01/08/22 4:56:54 PM
#28
I live right next to it.

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TopicWinter depression can fuck right off
Verdekal
01/08/22 6:21:29 AM
#3
But I still got that summer time summer time sadness.

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TopicRate 6'6" Klara Bradshaw.
Verdekal
01/08/22 5:16:22 AM
#1
https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/toru_takasugi/imgs/2/8/28ab72bb.jpg

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TopicBeen watching NCIS. Gibbs is an asshole
Verdekal
01/07/22 11:02:17 PM
#17
lilORANG posted...
Ziva was hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyVBARVgkJQ

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TopicBeen watching NCIS. Gibbs is an asshole
Verdekal
01/07/22 9:12:01 PM
#6
He's an ass in the early seasons. He mellows out as the show goes on.

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TopicWhat if boogie was a woman?
Verdekal
01/07/22 9:11:09 PM
#4
DB_Insider posted...
How big were her titties if she was a woman
Probably smaller.

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TopicThe stock market has crashed. The crypto market has crashed.
Verdekal
01/07/22 12:48:46 PM
#2
It happens.

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TopicSidney Poitier has died
Verdekal
01/07/22 11:18:14 AM
#22
Rip

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TopicIm that freak that LOVES Resident Evil 3 Remake
Verdekal
01/06/22 7:48:18 PM
#8
Capcom knew RE2make would blow it out of the water so they probably half assed 3 while 2 was already midway in development for extra cash.

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TopicI like sax with my synth.
Verdekal
01/06/22 7:32:50 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQx441unYz0

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TopicWho is a living person you can easily say at least 4 billion people know of?
Verdekal
01/06/22 6:57:12 PM
#31
Jesus, Muhammad or the Buddha.

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TopicWhy do we even have The Onion anymore
Verdekal
01/06/22 5:07:14 PM
#5
r/nottheonion

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TopicITT Forgotten TV shows
Verdekal
01/06/22 4:58:42 PM
#7
Cousin Skeeter

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TopicBogdanoff tribute.
Verdekal
01/06/22 4:55:50 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozb-QpcTU2o

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TopicWait, Arkham Asylum of the only game of its kind?
Verdekal
01/06/22 2:47:05 PM
#27
Asylum had the gothic Atmosphere none of the following games had. They became closer to Nolan's style.

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TopicThe perfect girl but she makes the Large Marge face when she climaxes.
Verdekal
01/06/22 7:05:18 AM
#1
Including the giggle.

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TopicI don't understand nostalgia.
Verdekal
01/06/22 6:06:07 AM
#12
h23456bca posted...
Saying you dont understand nostalgia is basically saying you didnt enjoy your youth, or that there was nothing worth remembering. Its kinda sad really. I have a damn good life and I still think about the good ol days when a song or comes on that brings up a good memory, especially one that I hadnt thought about in a long time. Something like that happened at work today and it made me think of an experience I shared with my first real girlfriend, it was awesome.
But we're talking about a period of many years. 95% of the time, people do mundane, regular things that they never think about or remember. Why should "good" things remain in memory more than anything else? On any given day when you were a teenager, it was probably just a regular day like any other day. Most of the "good" things people remember are just a cloudy generalized viewpoint, it doesn't reflect reality. It makes no sense.

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TopicI don't understand nostalgia.
Verdekal
01/06/22 2:38:32 AM
#6
Veggeta_MAX posted...
I have good things but why do they matter? Great logic, bro.
Point is that people don't look at it objectively.

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TopicA company is like an enormous...
Verdekal
01/06/22 2:31:21 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MSl9aYHHMs

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TopicI don't understand nostalgia.
Verdekal
01/06/22 2:30:49 AM
#4
Veggeta_MAX posted...
You don't have any good memories?
Of course I do. But so what?

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