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TopicThe perfect girl but there's a video of her...
Verdekal
07/14/20 1:04:27 AM
#1
killing younglings.

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TopicHow have stores like TJ Maxx, Ross and Old Navy survived the retail extinction?
Verdekal
07/14/20 12:55:19 AM
#1
And Target, and Kohl's.

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TopicSo I got Sleeping Beauty on Blu-ray and watched it and holy fuck
Verdekal
07/14/20 12:43:14 AM
#3
Make it blue.

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TopicDeath from above.
Verdekal
07/13/20 1:56:40 PM
#5
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TopicSauron is a flaming all seeing eye at the top of his tower...
Verdekal
07/13/20 6:26:29 AM
#13
Total_Lost2 posted...
<_< Now you're just getting back in the territory of Morgoth with grond
Go Fingolfin!

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TopicSauron is a flaming all seeing eye at the top of his tower...
Verdekal
07/13/20 6:14:45 AM
#11
Southernfatman posted...
He did. In the book Gollum says he saw it and Sauron's hand with a missing finger. Always thought him being a giant eye was dumb like Jackson didn't get the whole all seeing eye thing in the book or something.
He might've but decided to make him an evil eye for cinematic effect. Now imagine if he could shoot big energy beams.

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TopicDeath from above.
Verdekal
07/13/20 5:30:51 AM
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"In the forests below, lakes caught the first rays of the rising Sun and threw them back into space. Abandoning the two-dimensional sprawl of twentieth-century cities, Sri Lanka Tower, and others like it, had been erected in the world's rain forests and farmlands, leaving the countryside virtually uninhabited. Even in Africa, where more than a hundred city arcologies had risen, nature was beginning to renew itself. It was a good day to be alive, she told herself, taking in the peace of the garden. Then, looking east, she saw it coming -- at least her eyes began to register it -- but her optic nerves did not last long enough to transmit what the eyes had seen.

It was quite small for what it could do -- small enough to fit into an average-sized living room -- but it was moving at 92 percent of light speed when it touched Earth's atmosphere. A spear point of light appeared, so intense that the air below snapped away from it, creating a low-density tunnel through which the object descended. The walls of the tunnel were a plasma boundary layer, six and a half kilometers wide and more than 160 deep -- the flaming spear that Virginia's eyes began to register -- with every square foot of its surface radiating a trillion watts, and still its destructive potential was but fractionally spent.

Thirty-three kilometers above the Indian Ocean, the point began to encounter too much air. It tunneled down only eight kilometers more, then stalled and detonated, less than two-thousandths of a second after crossing the orbits of Earth's nearest artificial satellites.

Virginia was more than three hundred kilometers away when the light burst toward her. Every nerve ending in her body began to record a strange, prickling sensation -- the sheer pressure of photons trying to push her backward. No shadows were cast anywhere in the tower, so bright was the glare. It pierced walls, ceramic beams, notepads, and people -- four hundred thousand people. The maglev terminal connecting Sri Lanka Tower to London and Sydney, the waste treatment centers that sustained the lakes and farms, all the shops, theaters, and apartments liquefied instantly. The structure began to slip and crash like a giant waterfall, but gravity could not yank it down fast enough. The Tower became vapor before it could fall half a meter. At the vanished city's feet, the trees of the forest were no longer able to cast shadows; they had themselves become long shadows of carbonized dust on the ground.

In Kandy and Columbo, where sidewalks steamed, the relativistic onslaught was unfinished. The electromagnetic pulse alone killed every living thing as far away as Bombay and the Maldives. All of India south of the Godavari River became an instant microwave oven. Nearer the epicenter, Demon Rock glowed with a fierce red heat, then fractured down its center, as if to herald the second coming of the tyrant it memorialized. The air blast followed, surging out of the Indian Ocean -- faster than sound -- flattening whatever still stood. As it slashed north through Jaffna and Madurai, the wave front was met and overpowered by shocks rushing out from strikes in central and southern India.

Across the face of the planet, without warning, thousands of flaming swords pierced the sky..."

-The Killing Star

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TopicYou are what you eat.
Verdekal
07/13/20 5:25:09 AM
#3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIebfxcCgc8

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TopicDo you ever feel like your life is an game epilouge to a bad ending?
Verdekal
07/13/20 3:46:57 AM
#1
"Verdekal chose not to pursue his ambitions, and so, by the age of thirty, he was working at a convenience store and posted on an aging, increasingly obscure video game message board. He never knew what would have been if he chose to exalt himself to his greatest potential..." - Ron Perelman.

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TopicStar Trek is making a comedy animated series called Lower Decks
Verdekal
07/13/20 3:09:19 AM
#12
Set phasers....to thrill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ApQrbhQp8

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TopicSauron is a flaming all seeing eye at the top of his tower...
Verdekal
07/13/20 2:10:04 AM
#6
berlyman101 posted...
never quite "got" sauron tbh
He was created by Eru, or God, in the Tolkien universe as a second generation, helper angel to the more powerful first generation ones. Melkor was the most powerful of the greater angel species but decided to be evil and corrupt the world with Sauron as his lieutenant. Melkor, or Morgoth as he later called himself, was eventually defeated but Sauron continued to connive for many more years. He persuaded an Elf to create the rings of power, some for the Elves, Men and Dwarves, so when Sauron would wear the One Ring, he would control them all. The Elves sensed his plan so they took the rings off, or they didn't corrupt them, the Dwarves just got greedy and only the Men who wore their rings fell into Sauron's servitude, the Nazgul.

Eventually, Sauron was defeated and his body was destroyed but since his species is immortal and his One Ring survived, and since it corrupted Isildur, his consiousness remained as he searched for the One Ring until he sensed it at the beginning of the trilogy, the Lord of the Rings, which is Sauron.

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TopicTLOU2 is a ''kusoge'' according to japanese gamers
Verdekal
07/13/20 1:49:26 AM
#10
Irony posted...
Japan hates Jewish people? Wow
Jews are actually liked in East Asia, or I thought so. Since they value education and wealth.

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TopicSauron is a flaming all seeing eye at the top of his tower...
Verdekal
07/13/20 1:48:09 AM
#1
But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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TopicOh, you're approaching me, Mr. Anderson?
Verdekal
07/13/20 12:51:59 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8wrFVJoeGc

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TopicMegamanLegends in UE4
Verdekal
07/12/20 11:59:48 PM
#3
This is how RE2Make was done! Let's....DO IT!!!!!!

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Topicpost 1 video to describe boogie2988
Verdekal
07/12/20 11:56:59 PM
#8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GJSjZW6pGY

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TopicGun (2005) (spoilers)
Verdekal
07/12/20 4:23:32 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwcd8grt5Dc

Good game, I remember beating it on New Years' Eve 2005.

When Magruder got crushed by the boulders, heh. That was Ned talkin.

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TopicIts literally almost 1 am....why da fuck are you awake and posting on CE????
Verdekal
07/12/20 4:02:45 AM
#12
Why not?

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Topichow old was you when you granpa died?
Verdekal
07/12/20 1:43:07 AM
#23
-3 and 8.

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TopicEvery day, my heart resists arrest for you...
Verdekal
07/12/20 12:27:52 AM
#1
?/10?

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TopicGirl plays peekaboo with her bird.
Verdekal
07/12/20 12:19:14 AM
#4
Yay!

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TopicWhy hasn't boxing been canceled yet?
Verdekal
07/12/20 12:11:17 AM
#9
Is Don King still powerful?

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TopicShe wants you to disrespect her
Verdekal
07/11/20 11:37:29 PM
#5
As long as she doesn't want to be Dr. Disrespected.

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TopicHumans can lick too
Verdekal
07/11/20 11:35:51 PM
#16
Don't they have better things to do than haunt me?

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TopicDo you think the FBI has a file on you?
Verdekal
07/11/20 2:27:33 AM
#16
That notion comes from the psychology of internet introverts who think that they're interesting enough to be monitored and their unending and self conscious fear that they're being judged which is why they shy away from real social situations.

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TopicWhy are humanity's spaceships in the future always brutalist?
Verdekal
07/11/20 2:15:45 AM
#1
Always boxy and grey while alien ships are always sleek?

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TopicThe dub of Yu Yu Hakusho is fucking AMAZING
Verdekal
07/11/20 2:14:05 AM
#6
Here's my impression of Yuske: Look at me, I'm burning!

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TopicCousin! Let's go bowling!
Verdekal
07/11/20 12:23:22 AM
#3
Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?

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TopicShe says ''Everything the sun touches is yours''
Verdekal
07/11/20 12:22:29 AM
#13
What about that shadowy place?

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TopicThe perfect woman but
Verdekal
07/10/20 11:40:02 PM
#3
Is it a nice feminine penis?

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TopicRate this Western piece.
Verdekal
07/10/20 11:34:41 PM
#1
TopicFirst trip to Yosemite was a success! Epic pics ITT
Verdekal
07/10/20 11:34:00 PM
#18
TC knows the way to the Great Valley.

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TopicGirl plays peekaboo with her bird.
Verdekal
07/10/20 11:33:18 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ChdxP6pv8k

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TopicMr. Krabs in the zone.
Verdekal
07/10/20 4:47:45 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZcr7mPAsiQ

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TopicHow many of the top 100 spoken languages can you think of?
Verdekal
07/10/20 4:32:42 PM
#1
TopicFor those who are impressed by Trump's perfect score on the MoCA, here it is:
Verdekal
07/10/20 4:30:59 PM
#17
Is this a dementia test? Joke?

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TopicYou come to Perfect Girl's front gate but see it's a bad gateway.
Verdekal
07/10/20 3:19:54 PM
#2
I hope I'm not unauthorized...

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TopicThe New BATWOMAN has been found..and she's BLACK!! Is She Hot??
Verdekal
07/10/20 2:31:35 AM
#88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQrjbRz3y7A

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TopicLose Yourself, covered by pretty Korean girl.
Verdekal
07/10/20 1:56:11 AM
#1
Deeper feminine voice, not loli.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPJv5u1EcaM&list=RDDPJv5u1EcaM&start_radio=1

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TopicSo are they still going to put Harriet Tubman on the 20 dollar bill?
Verdekal
07/09/20 11:30:00 PM
#7
Middle hope posted...
I hope they do soon. I cant wait to cash a check and say "Show me the Tubbies!"
Now I want them to put the Telly Tubbies on the banknotes.

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TopicYou come to Perfect Girl's front gate but see it's a bad gateway.
Verdekal
07/09/20 11:28:03 PM
#1
You manage to get past it but the front door says you are forbidden.

You get past that too but find out she's not found.

So you send a letter asking for her, but find out it's a bad request.

You keep waiting but are asked to leave since you've timed out.

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TopicSo are they still going to put Harriet Tubman on the 20 dollar bill?
Verdekal
07/09/20 11:24:03 PM
#1
Jackson hated the national bank anyway.

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TopicHey. You see this topic? You wanna know what's in this topic?
Verdekal
07/09/20 2:16:04 AM
#1
You don't wanna know what's in this topic.

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TopicTo the chiropratcor...
Verdekal
07/09/20 1:08:34 AM
#1
Away!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AzDkZ1-zTw

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TopicHow comfortable are you with Unix-like operating systems?
Verdekal
07/09/20 1:01:43 AM
#28
Uh, uh, uh. You didn't say the magic word.

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Topicincels make no sense to me
Verdekal
07/09/20 12:59:30 AM
#4
I don't get why they like the "begone thot" meme.

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TopicWhat was your yay of the day?
Verdekal
07/09/20 12:50:54 AM
#1
I got a raise.

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TopicThe Statue of Liberty is based off of an Egyptian woman
Verdekal
07/09/20 12:37:27 AM
#6
SocialistGamer posted...
But was she hot?

This enormous woman will devour us all!!!

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TopicThe Statue of Liberty is based off of an Egyptian woman
Verdekal
07/09/20 12:37:02 AM
#5
Read somewhere it was the sculptor's mom.

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