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Topic | The perfect girl but there's a video of her... |
Verdekal 07/14/20 1:04:27 AM #1 | killing younglings. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | How have stores like TJ Maxx, Ross and Old Navy survived the retail extinction? |
Verdekal 07/14/20 12:55:19 AM #1 | And Target, and Kohl's. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | So I got Sleeping Beauty on Blu-ray and watched it and holy fuck |
Verdekal 07/14/20 12:43:14 AM #3 | Make it blue. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Death from above. |
Verdekal 07/13/20 1:56:40 PM #5 | .... --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Sauron is a flaming all seeing eye at the top of his tower... |
Verdekal 07/13/20 6:26:29 AM #13 | Total_Lost2 posted... <_< Now you're just getting back in the territory of Morgoth with grondGo Fingolfin! --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Sauron is a flaming all seeing eye at the top of his tower... |
Verdekal 07/13/20 6:14:45 AM #11 | Southernfatman posted... He did. In the book Gollum says he saw it and Sauron's hand with a missing finger. Always thought him being a giant eye was dumb like Jackson didn't get the whole all seeing eye thing in the book or something.He might've but decided to make him an evil eye for cinematic effect. Now imagine if he could shoot big energy beams. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Death from above. |
Verdekal 07/13/20 5:30:51 AM #1 | "In the forests below, lakes caught the first rays of the rising Sun and threw them back into space. Abandoning the two-dimensional sprawl of twentieth-century cities, Sri Lanka Tower, and others like it, had been erected in the world's rain forests and farmlands, leaving the countryside virtually uninhabited. Even in Africa, where more than a hundred city arcologies had risen, nature was beginning to renew itself. It was a good day to be alive, she told herself, taking in the peace of the garden. Then, looking east, she saw it coming -- at least her eyes began to register it -- but her optic nerves did not last long enough to transmit what the eyes had seen. It was quite small for what it could do -- small enough to fit into an average-sized living room -- but it was moving at 92 percent of light speed when it touched Earth's atmosphere. A spear point of light appeared, so intense that the air below snapped away from it, creating a low-density tunnel through which the object descended. The walls of the tunnel were a plasma boundary layer, six and a half kilometers wide and more than 160 deep -- the flaming spear that Virginia's eyes began to register -- with every square foot of its surface radiating a trillion watts, and still its destructive potential was but fractionally spent. Thirty-three kilometers above the Indian Ocean, the point began to encounter too much air. It tunneled down only eight kilometers more, then stalled and detonated, less than two-thousandths of a second after crossing the orbits of Earth's nearest artificial satellites. Virginia was more than three hundred kilometers away when the light burst toward her. Every nerve ending in her body began to record a strange, prickling sensation -- the sheer pressure of photons trying to push her backward. No shadows were cast anywhere in the tower, so bright was the glare. It pierced walls, ceramic beams, notepads, and people -- four hundred thousand people. The maglev terminal connecting Sri Lanka Tower to London and Sydney, the waste treatment centers that sustained the lakes and farms, all the shops, theaters, and apartments liquefied instantly. The structure began to slip and crash like a giant waterfall, but gravity could not yank it down fast enough. The Tower became vapor before it could fall half a meter. At the vanished city's feet, the trees of the forest were no longer able to cast shadows; they had themselves become long shadows of carbonized dust on the ground. In Kandy and Columbo, where sidewalks steamed, the relativistic onslaught was unfinished. The electromagnetic pulse alone killed every living thing as far away as Bombay and the Maldives. All of India south of the Godavari River became an instant microwave oven. Nearer the epicenter, Demon Rock glowed with a fierce red heat, then fractured down its center, as if to herald the second coming of the tyrant it memorialized. The air blast followed, surging out of the Indian Ocean -- faster than sound -- flattening whatever still stood. As it slashed north through Jaffna and Madurai, the wave front was met and overpowered by shocks rushing out from strikes in central and southern India. Across the face of the planet, without warning, thousands of flaming swords pierced the sky..." -The Killing Star --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | You are what you eat. |
Verdekal 07/13/20 5:25:09 AM #3 | |
Topic | Do you ever feel like your life is an game epilouge to a bad ending? |
Verdekal 07/13/20 3:46:57 AM #1 | "Verdekal chose not to pursue his ambitions, and so, by the age of thirty, he was working at a convenience store and posted on an aging, increasingly obscure video game message board. He never knew what would have been if he chose to exalt himself to his greatest potential..." - Ron Perelman. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Star Trek is making a comedy animated series called Lower Decks |
Verdekal 07/13/20 3:09:19 AM #12 | Set phasers....to thrill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ApQrbhQp8 --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Sauron is a flaming all seeing eye at the top of his tower... |
Verdekal 07/13/20 2:10:04 AM #6 | berlyman101 posted... never quite "got" sauron tbh --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | TLOU2 is a ''kusoge'' according to japanese gamers |
Verdekal 07/13/20 1:49:26 AM #10 | Irony posted... Japan hates Jewish people? WowJews are actually liked in East Asia, or I thought so. Since they value education and wealth. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Sauron is a flaming all seeing eye at the top of his tower... |
Verdekal 07/13/20 1:48:09 AM #1 | But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Oh, you're approaching me, Mr. Anderson? |
Verdekal 07/13/20 12:51:59 AM #1 | |
Topic | MegamanLegends in UE4 |
Verdekal 07/12/20 11:59:48 PM #3 | This is how RE2Make was done! Let's....DO IT!!!!!! --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | post 1 video to describe boogie2988 |
Verdekal 07/12/20 11:56:59 PM #8 | |
Topic | Gun (2005) (spoilers) |
Verdekal 07/12/20 4:23:32 AM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwcd8grt5Dc Good game, I remember beating it on New Years' Eve 2005. When Magruder got crushed by the boulders, heh. That was Ned talkin. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Its literally almost 1 am....why da fuck are you awake and posting on CE???? |
Verdekal 07/12/20 4:02:45 AM #12 | Why not? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | how old was you when you granpa died? |
Verdekal 07/12/20 1:43:07 AM #23 | -3 and 8. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Every day, my heart resists arrest for you... |
Verdekal 07/12/20 12:27:52 AM #1 | ?/10? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Girl plays peekaboo with her bird. |
Verdekal 07/12/20 12:19:14 AM #4 | Yay! --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Why hasn't boxing been canceled yet? |
Verdekal 07/12/20 12:11:17 AM #9 | Is Don King still powerful? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | She wants you to disrespect her |
Verdekal 07/11/20 11:37:29 PM #5 | As long as she doesn't want to be Dr. Disrespected. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Humans can lick too |
Verdekal 07/11/20 11:35:51 PM #16 | Don't they have better things to do than haunt me? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Do you think the FBI has a file on you? |
Verdekal 07/11/20 2:27:33 AM #16 | That notion comes from the psychology of internet introverts who think that they're interesting enough to be monitored and their unending and self conscious fear that they're being judged which is why they shy away from real social situations. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Why are humanity's spaceships in the future always brutalist? |
Verdekal 07/11/20 2:15:45 AM #1 | Always boxy and grey while alien ships are always sleek? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | The dub of Yu Yu Hakusho is fucking AMAZING |
Verdekal 07/11/20 2:14:05 AM #6 | Here's my impression of Yuske: Look at me, I'm burning! --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Cousin! Let's go bowling! |
Verdekal 07/11/20 12:23:22 AM #3 | Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | She says ''Everything the sun touches is yours'' |
Verdekal 07/11/20 12:22:29 AM #13 | What about that shadowy place? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | The perfect woman but |
Verdekal 07/10/20 11:40:02 PM #3 | Is it a nice feminine penis? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Rate this Western piece. |
Verdekal 07/10/20 11:34:41 PM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06aqwv6rHaQ&list=RD06aqwv6rHaQ&start_radio=1 --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | First trip to Yosemite was a success! Epic pics ITT |
Verdekal 07/10/20 11:34:00 PM #18 | TC knows the way to the Great Valley. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Girl plays peekaboo with her bird. |
Verdekal 07/10/20 11:33:18 PM #1 | |
Topic | Mr. Krabs in the zone. |
Verdekal 07/10/20 4:47:45 PM #1 | |
Topic | How many of the top 100 spoken languages can you think of? |
Verdekal 07/10/20 4:32:42 PM #1 | https://www.sporcle.com/games/OreGaKuchingite/name-the-100-most-spoken-languages --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | For those who are impressed by Trump's perfect score on the MoCA, here it is: |
Verdekal 07/10/20 4:30:59 PM #17 | Is this a dementia test? Joke? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | You come to Perfect Girl's front gate but see it's a bad gateway. |
Verdekal 07/10/20 3:19:54 PM #2 | I hope I'm not unauthorized... --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | The New BATWOMAN has been found..and she's BLACK!! Is She Hot?? |
Verdekal 07/10/20 2:31:35 AM #88 | |
Topic | Lose Yourself, covered by pretty Korean girl. |
Verdekal 07/10/20 1:56:11 AM #1 | Deeper feminine voice, not loli. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPJv5u1EcaM&list=RDDPJv5u1EcaM&start_radio=1 --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | So are they still going to put Harriet Tubman on the 20 dollar bill? |
Verdekal 07/09/20 11:30:00 PM #7 | Middle hope posted... I hope they do soon. I cant wait to cash a check and say "Show me the Tubbies!"Now I want them to put the Telly Tubbies on the banknotes. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | You come to Perfect Girl's front gate but see it's a bad gateway. |
Verdekal 07/09/20 11:28:03 PM #1 | You manage to get past it but the front door says you are forbidden. You get past that too but find out she's not found. So you send a letter asking for her, but find out it's a bad request. You keep waiting but are asked to leave since you've timed out. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | So are they still going to put Harriet Tubman on the 20 dollar bill? |
Verdekal 07/09/20 11:24:03 PM #1 | Jackson hated the national bank anyway. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Hey. You see this topic? You wanna know what's in this topic? |
Verdekal 07/09/20 2:16:04 AM #1 | You don't wanna know what's in this topic. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | To the chiropratcor... |
Verdekal 07/09/20 1:08:34 AM #1 | |
Topic | How comfortable are you with Unix-like operating systems? |
Verdekal 07/09/20 1:01:43 AM #28 | Uh, uh, uh. You didn't say the magic word. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | incels make no sense to me |
Verdekal 07/09/20 12:59:30 AM #4 | I don't get why they like the "begone thot" meme. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | What was your yay of the day? |
Verdekal 07/09/20 12:50:54 AM #1 | I got a raise. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | The Statue of Liberty is based off of an Egyptian woman |
Verdekal 07/09/20 12:37:27 AM #6 | SocialistGamer posted... But was she hot? This enormous woman will devour us all!!! --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | The Statue of Liberty is based off of an Egyptian woman |
Verdekal 07/09/20 12:37:02 AM #5 | Read somewhere it was the sculptor's mom. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
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