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TopicI like my women like I like my coffee.
Umbreon
05/01/24 11:07:06 AM
#23
Sweet and heartwarming?

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TopicTwix or Kit Kat or Reeses Cup or Milky Way or Snickers
Umbreon
04/30/24 10:36:51 PM
#20
With a heavy heart, Milky Way.

I would vote KitKat, but that would hurt the regions that actually get all their unique flavors.

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TopicBest wishes Fandom, but I don't want my contribs on here anymore. So I did this.
Umbreon
04/30/24 10:32:59 PM
#231
andel posted...
maybe also bring back contests because there was a time that those drove tons of traffic to the front page

FACTS

Some matches still discussed to this day. The excitement, the upsets, the drama, contests always brought new blood.

For those who were there, Bowser vs Charizard 2010 was an amazing upset (and not even the most famous). On most days, Bowser clears Zard no problem. Bower is just too lovable.

But as a stroke of luck (or curse, if you were rooting for Bowser) their match was on the day HGSS released. In other words, Bowser wasn't dealing with an ordinary Charizard. He was dealing with Charizard who was absolutely boosted by all the kids coming to this site for HGSS info.

Contests alone beats anything Fandom has done for this site thus far.


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TopicBest wishes Fandom, but I don't want my contribs on here anymore. So I did this.
Umbreon
04/30/24 9:57:03 PM
#194
Deej posted...
I like how there's just a wholesome conversation going on in the background of...whatever this is right now lmao

Your sig is hilariously relevant as well.

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TopicGirls might as well be showing up to the gym naked these days
Umbreon
04/30/24 9:41:27 PM
#8
It's great.

I'm not there to look at them, and I'm not going to stare, but some women are looking good out there.

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TopicHow do you guys go about forgiving people ?
Umbreon
04/30/24 9:39:17 PM
#12
I struggle with that as well. Revenge is a siren song, but ultimately it feels better to let go of those feelings instead of reveling in your worst emotions.

It's also important to remember that forgiveness doesn't necessarily require forgetting. You can forgive someone, while still learning from what they did.

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Topic$2,500 to do a reaper chili powder snooter
Umbreon
04/30/24 9:35:55 PM
#9
2.5k to experience a suffering that would be legendary, even in Hell?

Nah.

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TopicBest wishes Fandom, but I don't want my contribs on here anymore. So I did this.
Umbreon
04/30/24 9:33:29 PM
#185
Back on the actual topic at hand.

The more guides that get removed, the less monetary value this site holds. Fandom seems to be under the delusional assumption that Gamefaqs should be treated like any other assest.

Fandom may have purchased this site, but this is our site. We the actual user base put Gamefaqs on the map, we the actual users are the reason so many gamers STILL look to this site for help with games.

Fandom legally 'owns' the site, but this is our house. If anyone wants to take their contributions and leave, more power to them.

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TopicBest wishes Fandom, but I don't want my contribs on here anymore. So I did this.
Umbreon
04/30/24 9:27:55 PM
#182
STEROLIZER posted...
I talk about it all the time. There are damn near 500 topics on the old sex board where I just preach user aquisition strategy.

Your "strategy" is removing anyone you don't see as ""normal"", and given your definition of that... I just don't recall you suggesting anything that would genuinely make new people want to join this site over the modern sites.

People aren't just waiting for CE to disappear before joining a relic of a site. There's no one going "Geez, I would join this site if only certain boards I have no reason to know exists just went away".

So what's your plan for actually getting fresh blood on an ad riddled site?

STEROLIZER posted...
fooled myself into thinking that you legitimately enjoyed our genuine conversations over the years.

You're tolerable when you're not talking about your obsession.

Problem is, that's pretty much all you do talk about these days. That's if you aren't trying to pick fights with people who aren't interested in fighting you just because you happen to be bored.

And then you come in acting like you're just one of the boys. Acting like you like and respect the same people who you called things I can't say here. You don't get to praise the destruction of this site and get to pal around the users of this site. That's not how this works.

Don't want to keep derailing this topic so I'll end with this.

Every bad thing Fandom does? Has your seal of approval on it.

Social boards get shut down? You wanted it.
All the boards get shut down? You wanted it.
Anyone who has their device ruined because they didn't have the good sense to use a adblocker? You wanted it ("Fandom has to make money somehow").

And when this site gets stripped to it bare essentials and gets turned into a tax write-off?

Don't complain, because it's what you asked for.

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TopicCute female on second date: "On god I am the rizzler no cap"
Umbreon
04/30/24 8:19:27 PM
#3
Get rizzed.

(Wonder how I attracted the attention of a woman 10+ years younger than me)

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Topic"Vote blue no matter who"
Umbreon
04/30/24 8:09:54 PM
#173
_Valigarmanda_ posted...
I've been voting pretty much straight blue since I've been of voting age but how long is this going to be sustainable? It's not like the GOP and the Project 2025 ghouls are just going to go away if Trump loses


Until the GOP is taken down utterly.

Couldn't tell you if/when that's happening though unfortunately.

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TopicTrump says "he was too nice in his first term".
Umbreon
04/30/24 8:07:50 PM
#29
"It'll never happen to me." say people in power.

"No one told me I was expendable!" say those same people once they're no longer necessary.

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TopicTrump's plans for America, if re-elected
Umbreon
04/30/24 7:49:08 PM
#44
ReiRei89 posted...
Funny how the anti Biden bros are absent from this thread.

A deafening absence indeed.

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TopicBest wishes Fandom, but I don't want my contribs on here anymore. So I did this.
Umbreon
04/30/24 7:43:34 PM
#151
STEROLIZER posted...
My whole gimmick is has been to criticize the old GameFaqs regime's user aquisition, retention, and growth strategy. Like its literally all I talk about.


No, you talk about incel and how you don't see them as human. You seemed far more interested in mocking and belittling people than actually giving a fuck about the site. You even seem to think all the mods are "CE mods".

I've never seen you talk about the growth of the site, outside of replacing the moderators. Which is a sentiment typically parroted by the frequently banned.

The site needs to be modernized by Fandom? Sure, just surf this site on mobile without adblockers for 5 minutes. Tell me who would want to put up with that. That's your ""modernization"" by your beloved company.

And you and I may have conversations, at least until you drink yourself to incomprehension, but I'm talking about this very board.

You hate CE. The thing you've said about the people here would get be banned if I repeated it here. You're not here to make genuine connections with anyone on this board. You're here to gloat, you're hear to stir the pot, because I guarantee you turn your nose down at the users here too much to make any normal and genuine connection.

Because "user retention", in your mind, doesn't involve this board at all.

The only person you fool is yourself.

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Topicsex board was closed
Umbreon
04/30/24 3:25:53 PM
#297
Ragtag28 posted...
See what I mean? Can't handle it when somebody has an opposite opinion. Its funny

No I can handle it just fine. I'm not the one who can't get along with people.

What opinions of yours did you express on the politics board?

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TopicSC declines to block enforcement of age-verification requirements for porn sites
Umbreon
04/30/24 3:01:26 PM
#73
pazzy posted...
Man, I love having more things that track me. And here we are bitching about the eu on stuff with governmental oversight, but at least when they do it, it's useful for citizens. Who actually benefits from having forced IDs for porn?


Anyone who sells data will love it, especially data breechers.

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Topic"Vote blue no matter who"
Umbreon
04/30/24 2:58:31 PM
#114
Oh absolutely, totally fucked. Few would disagree with that.

All the more reason to take the GOP down. You can't fix the patient if they're dead, and the GOP has a shotgun ready for the head of freedom.

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TopicJerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the 'Extreme Left'
Umbreon
04/30/24 2:56:12 PM
#306
Vigero posted...
[Still not providing any proof]


That's nice.

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TopicSC declines to block enforcement of age-verification requirements for porn sites
Umbreon
04/30/24 2:54:42 PM
#66
Don't warn Duncan.

Let nature take its course.

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Topicsex board was closed
Umbreon
04/30/24 2:53:22 PM
#294
Ragtag28 posted...
[Nonsense]


Your inability to have a positive conversation does not reflect on the entire board. Especially when you're coming in now just to wag your tongue.


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Topic"Vote blue no matter who"
Umbreon
04/30/24 2:44:48 PM
#100
LeCh0nk posted...
It's kinda sad in a way, he walks around like a neutered dog now.

Also quite funny, don't get me wrong.


Everybody gangster til they're playing Hardcore difficulty.

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Topic"Vote blue no matter who"
Umbreon
04/30/24 2:39:54 PM
#91
CountCorvinus posted...
The hell is a Gretchen wiener? Did Whitmer do something to piss you off?

Edit:
C'mon Drizzle. Tell me what you meant. You probably thought you were being really clever when you posted this. I'll give you 30 minutes from the time of this edit to explain yourself. 2:38PM


Borderline UUA to not get that reference.

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TopicSC declines to block enforcement of age-verification requirements for porn sites
Umbreon
04/30/24 2:25:17 PM
#36
Baha05 posted...
Someone isnt doing their legally required part of the job if you arent carded for alcohol.

Some places don't card you if you obviously look old enough or if you're a known regular of age. Not sure whatever or not that's strictly legal but I'm not about to report not being carded when I'm 35.

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TopicKendrick finally dropped
Umbreon
04/30/24 2:03:21 PM
#23
CyricZ posted...
Not enough people talking about dracula flow 5 that also dropped today.


Yo thanks for the heads up

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Topic"Vote blue no matter who"
Umbreon
04/30/24 2:01:02 PM
#70
hmnut7 posted...
MAGA supported neo nazis and the overthrow of democracy

And Republicans supported MAGA

Until the entirety of current generation of GOP is out of office, we MUST support the Democrats in ALL general elections.

If you are unhappy with the Democratic candidate work hard to get some good democrats in the primary.


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TopicSC declines to block enforcement of age-verification requirements for porn sites
Umbreon
04/30/24 1:58:24 PM
#7
Enjoy what you voted for Texas.

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TopicBest wishes Fandom, but I don't want my contribs on here anymore. So I did this.
Umbreon
04/30/24 12:05:52 PM
#102
I care about the message boards.

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TopicThe Trader Joe's I work at just voted to unionize.
Umbreon
04/30/24 11:47:06 AM
#4
Every vote counts and it sure as fuck counted here.

How does it feel to be the deciding vote TC?

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TopicBest wishes Fandom, but I don't want my contribs on here anymore. So I did this.
Umbreon
04/30/24 11:28:32 AM
#93
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


It's also unfair to Ms.Finster. She was a grouch, but she genuinely cared about the kids.

Fandom is Benedict, the jerk who wants to abolish recess and ignores feedback from his own scientists.

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TopicTrump's plans for America, if re-elected
Umbreon
04/30/24 11:24:55 AM
#25
"Migrant detention camp" sounds awfully familiar.

Insurrection being considered "patriotism" is pretty rich coming from the weasel who gassed and arrested peaceful protestors. Guess only rebellion he likes counts.

Military force on civilians, well that's certainly in character for Trump.

And Trump thinks black people are criminals, that's also consistent with him.

Couldn't imagine the sheer amount of privilege you'd have to have to even consider not voting against this clown.


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TopicBest wishes Fandom, but I don't want my contribs on here anymore. So I did this.
Umbreon
04/30/24 11:05:12 AM
#90
Doe posted...
At some point I have to figure people like the arguing, because otherwise they'd just block STEROLIZER. He is blatantly obvious about the gimmick, he was literally posting emojis in response to DToast posts. The guy you think you're responding to doesn't exist, and every time you respond to him and he sees the (1) at the top right corner of the website it gives him a dopamine rush. There is literally nothing you can say to a troll that will upset them except nothing. Don't feed him, do not interact.


At this point I don't think it's a gimmick, he's just genuinely that way.

Completely agree with the rest of your post though. Blocking him is best. He doesn't show up for genuine conversation.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
TopicBest wishes Fandom, but I don't want my contribs on here anymore. So I did this.
Umbreon
04/30/24 12:05:21 AM
#2
I respect it.

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TopicJerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the 'Extreme Left'
Umbreon
04/29/24 5:47:11 PM
#159
DrizztLink posted...
Do you actually have a rebuttal, or is that asking too much of you?

I assure you it's the latter with him.

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TopicJerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the 'Extreme Left'
Umbreon
04/29/24 5:42:04 PM
#155
pauIie posted...
i would love some examples of jokes t h a t a r e f u n n y that are getting destroyed by the left



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TopicJerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the 'Extreme Left'
Umbreon
04/29/24 5:02:42 PM
#138
Ultimately when it comes to old comedians complaining about the "death of comedy", it's a bunch of fossils that can't cope with the fact that they fell off.

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TopicIts pretty wild going back and watching some Steve Austin ECW promos
Umbreon
04/29/24 4:52:44 PM
#12
Seeing Austin with hair almost feels cursed.

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TopicJerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the 'Extreme Left'
Umbreon
04/29/24 4:47:13 PM
#126
Loving the grand total of zero examples given by the people who insists Seindield's statement is true.

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TopicGoogle Play on Twitter posts a thread of the evolution of Sonic the Hedgehog...
Umbreon
04/29/24 2:15:13 PM
#26
How many humans were laid off so this was shat out by a machine instead?

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TopicAccording to YOU PEOPLE...
Umbreon
04/29/24 12:13:02 PM
#26
Solid_Sonic posted...
This isn't about her specifically, it's about the fact I always have to keep considering what the ramifications of my actions will be if I encounter someone out in the world who pushes me to the point of a raised volume tongue lashing.


Welcome to adulthood.

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TopicAccording to YOU PEOPLE...
Umbreon
04/29/24 11:43:51 AM
#11
Knowing you?

Yes.

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TopicMan literally too angry to die
Umbreon
04/29/24 11:34:04 AM
#14
Tryndramere

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TopicDo fast food workers deserve to buy a house?
Umbreon
04/29/24 11:18:43 AM
#9
Yes.

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TopicPedophile killed in Seattle Police sting op; had a 40 year career in the Navy
Umbreon
04/29/24 10:57:31 AM
#5
The police did good here.

May the pedo burn in hell.

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Topic"Work friends are not real friends"
Umbreon
04/29/24 10:40:48 AM
#11
I misread the topic.

Yeah I somewhat agree. Though if you hang out with them outside of work, then you can have a genuine friendship with them for sure.

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TopicHow come we don't have a bullet train going from Florida to California?
Umbreon
04/28/24 7:05:46 PM
#6
Car industry doesn't want convenient public travel.

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TopicWithout context which of these three pokemon would you choose?
Umbreon
04/28/24 5:12:36 PM
#12
I want a Chandelure, so Litwick is an easy choice for me.

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TopicRate of female teachers charged with raping young boys in America on the rise
Umbreon
04/28/24 4:58:21 PM
#31
https://youtu.be/5eBT6OSr1TI

Given that Dailymail is calling women pedophiles "cougars", 0:35 - 0:41 applies especially.

Absolutely deplorable.

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TopicAny of you here would prefer working at mcdonald's over walmart?
Umbreon
04/28/24 2:22:05 PM
#15
https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4

This alone makes the answer McDonald's

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TopicTIL: There's a an official sexy Spyro halloween costume
Umbreon
04/28/24 12:49:07 PM
#14
When was the last Spyro game anyway?

I suppose an adult costume might be 'appropriate' in the sense that kids these days probably have no idea who he is.

That said, who asked for this?

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