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TopicMy new dream is to own a small co do by the time I'm 35
TeaMilk
02/19/21 12:53:22 PM
#19
I bought a 2br condo earlier this year and i'm very happy with it. Mortgage is about 1.1k/mo and condo fees are ~250 and covers water. I got in-unit laundry and dish washer, as well as an attached garage

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TopicKbelf's zonked general v 4.0: "you sound like a big titty anime girl"
TeaMilk
02/18/21 7:39:20 PM
#435
Oh shit can I join the belf discord?

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Topichey don't even FUCKING talk to me unless you are at LEAST 300 lbs
TeaMilk
02/18/21 1:44:57 PM
#33
BignutzisBack posted...
I thought you were dating cornmaster or whatever some kind of corn guy
Hell yeah I am

AmericaTheBrave posted...
Stop encouraging unhealthy lifestyles.
You can be fat and healthy. Eat lots of veggies with your burgers

Ivynn posted...
When did Cornman become a CornMASTER
Hes working on his PhD, Dr. Corn soon

Touch posted...
I'm 5'10" 210 lbs. Is that manlet? <__<
>_> not really. But you have good taste in snacks so I'll make an exception. You can be an honorary Fat Fuck

yunalenne10 posted...
But... but... I make 6 figures too... Can we at least chat?
Turn those dollars into POUNDS then we can talk

gunplagirl posted...
You're okay with girls who aren't heavy at least, right?
Yeah but its awesome if they are. Just think, the fatter u are the bigger your boobs get too

treewojima posted...
haaaaay
hey bby what size shorts are you wearing


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Topichey don't even FUCKING talk to me unless you are at LEAST 300 lbs
TeaMilk
02/18/21 12:58:48 PM
#18
TopicShame starfish aren't edible
TeaMilk
02/18/21 1:24:26 AM
#7
Topichey don't even FUCKING talk to me unless you are at LEAST 300 lbs
TeaMilk
02/17/21 10:31:16 PM
#16
Damn_Underscore posted...
Boogie2988 entered the chat
Now this is a fucking topic baby

Smackems posted...
I'm bout tree fiddy
Is your account named after what im boutta do to your belly?

DespondentDeity posted...
What if I used to be 300lbs and then I got ripped instead?
Good for you tbh, that takes a lot of dedication, but kindly exit my topic now

Touch posted...
Ah frick I thought we were cool for a second
Hmm are you a manlet? I can lower the weight threshold for manlets

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Topichey don't even FUCKING talk to me unless you are at LEAST 300 lbs
TeaMilk
02/17/21 9:59:08 PM
#10
nothanks1 posted...
How do I pronounce whasian
asking so I can scream it over the intercom randomly
I told you not to talk to me anymore, but its just 'asian' with a 'w' sound at the beginning

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Topichey don't even FUCKING talk to me unless you are at LEAST 300 lbs
TeaMilk
02/17/21 9:43:11 PM
#8
CrimsonRage posted...
are you a doctor who makes money off of heart bypasses, is that why you say this
No thats a different 6 figure making whasian cegal, I work in cybersec

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Topichey don't even FUCKING talk to me unless you are at LEAST 300 lbs
TeaMilk
02/17/21 9:42:17 PM
#7
CommonGrackle posted...
when I go to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at ME
Oh hell yeah

nothanks1 posted...
I read that as 200lbs and was like 'I'm gotta get 25lbs more'
Then became sad
BLOCKED

NOM posted...
Clocking in at 316lbs bby
Keep up those noms

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Topichey don't even FUCKING talk to me unless you are at LEAST 300 lbs
TeaMilk
02/17/21 9:36:42 PM
#1
I make 6 figures, the least you can do is eat 6 burgers

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Topicits fun for me just to grab a boob
TeaMilk
02/17/21 8:39:44 PM
#8
nothanks1 posted...
I'm trying but my manager said I can't have myself fired
shut the fuck up you're not even fat

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Topicits fun for me just to grab a boob
TeaMilk
02/17/21 2:55:06 PM
#4
TopicAnyone expecting Pokemon D/P remakes announced in the direct today?
TeaMilk
02/17/21 2:16:47 PM
#9
They'll wait for the upcoming 25th anniversary to announce that imo

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Topic>_> I got mailed free baby formula again
TeaMilk
02/17/21 2:01:15 PM
#7
Alteres posted...
Have you tried it yet?
Nah lol it's at my moms. I told her to give it to a food pantry when she has the time

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Thinking about getting pregnant/giving birth makes me feel horrible lol. It honestly makes me uncomfortable that they are even making assumptions and sending me the stuff

nothanks1 posted...
So cornman wasn't fat, he's pregnant?
Im not ready...

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Topic>_> I got mailed free baby formula again
TeaMilk
02/17/21 1:54:09 PM
#1
It's the 2nd time in two months, it keeps going to my mom's house in my name.

It seems like such a wasteful ad campaign. If they have this much, I wish they would donate it to people who need it

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Topicits fun for me just to grab a boob
TeaMilk
02/17/21 12:00:26 PM
#3
nothanks1 posted...
Same
But the fat guy i work with said no to doing it to him
Get him fired

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Topicits fun for me just to grab a boob
TeaMilk
02/17/21 6:17:32 AM
#1
plus my p*nis got an attitude!

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TopicI've become the official big tiddies meister~_~
TeaMilk
02/17/21 6:14:54 AM
#8
Topicquail is the lowest tier of food
TeaMilk
02/16/21 9:55:53 PM
#3
Quail eggs are cute and yummy

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TopicWhy's Lenovo the only brand that does the keyboard clit?
TeaMilk
02/15/21 11:12:12 PM
#8
CalypsoDoom posted...
surprised yall found it
LOL

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TopicWhy's Lenovo the only brand that does the keyboard clit?
TeaMilk
02/15/21 10:44:55 PM
#4
they should make their butterfly keyboards again, those were cool af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLj3aCfqzOM

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TopicCoivd-safe Darth Vader in a kilt on a unicycle playing bagpipes
TeaMilk
02/15/21 8:21:25 PM
#4
Yeah he hangs out in portland

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Topic3DS owners, were you part of the Ambassador Program?
TeaMilk
02/15/21 8:18:48 PM
#25
Ye, still got my launch day 3ds

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TopicAnyone else like milk and coke?
TeaMilk
02/14/21 7:13:48 PM
#1
Its awesome it gets creamy and the sweetness is less intense. I tried it with the new coca cola coffee recently and its really good

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TopicRate my DINNER (beouaf bourgugino)
TeaMilk
02/14/21 5:53:45 PM
#5
Topicattn: DocileOrangeCup
TeaMilk
02/14/21 2:13:16 AM
#4
How about I just kick your ass instead and you forget about his debts? This is not a threat I just know you like that kind of thing

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TopicRate my DINNER (beouaf bourgugino)
TeaMilk
02/14/21 1:29:41 AM
#4
Harpie posted...
Damn you got any extra?

Also I see that you have the superior pastel Walmart cup
I approve
YEAH cum over, we made a ton

Oh its from target actually lol

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TopicRate my DINNER (beouaf bourgugino)
TeaMilk
02/14/21 12:34:26 AM
#1
TopicHoly shit at the Majima introduction in Yakuza 0.
TeaMilk
02/13/21 7:47:07 PM
#5
I love him so much... I wish I could experience it for the first time again lol

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TopicWatch pui pui molcar right NOW
TeaMilk
02/13/21 7:36:27 PM
#5
Unspecified_NPC posted...
Lol pee pee
pwee pwee*

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TopicWatch pui pui molcar right NOW
TeaMilk
02/13/21 7:30:02 PM
#1
TopicONE of dese CEgals will be your roommate for the next year
TeaMilk
02/12/21 5:48:42 PM
#8
I wanna room with harpie bc she has a cat

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TopicPorn.Soccer introduces Horse.html
TeaMilk
02/12/21 2:12:53 PM
#12
large.horse > porn.soccer/Horse.html

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TopicYr: they make a Metal Gear Solid movie
TeaMilk
02/11/21 1:36:29 PM
#2
I mean aren't they making one and cast Oscar Isaac as snake?

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TopicCooked bacon last night and it still smells like bacon as hell in here
TeaMilk
02/11/21 12:41:59 PM
#10
WaterLink posted...
Shit on the floor to mask the scent
Tbf I've had dog poop like right under my chair and I haven't noticed before lol

nothanks1 posted...
Give me the bacon please
Also use Irish Whiskey to clean everything
Im saving the rest for BOEUF BOURGIGNOG later this week

Cleo_II posted...
Bacon smell lingers no matter what you do. Every time I cook bacon I have the vent on full blast, all my windows open and Ill still have bacon smell in the house all day.
Ohh yeah I should have left the windows open overnight >_> it's way too cold rn though

FL81 posted...
Cook a dish with lots of garlic so that you'll have a new smell to look forward to.
I love lots of garlic, I feel like the smell doesn't linger in the air too much tho

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TopicCooked bacon last night and it still smells like bacon as hell in here
TeaMilk
02/11/21 12:30:59 PM
#1
TopicYakuza
TeaMilk
02/11/21 12:20:58 PM
#4
Pic in OP is a model swap right??

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TopicI like my tea how I like my women
TeaMilk
02/11/21 12:51:01 AM
#9
TopicHow did you get your first job out of college?
TeaMilk
02/10/21 3:12:22 PM
#10
Put my application into an internship program at college for like the 5th time. Got a call back this time in Senior year and was offered an internship at a p well known company. I had a really good mentor there and apparently impressed people, so got hired fulltime at a competing company that paid way more lol

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TopicWho are YOU spending Valentine's Day with ?? (Seconds Game)
TeaMilk
02/10/21 2:57:09 PM
#69
TopicCold weather is just so annoying.
TeaMilk
02/10/21 2:43:19 PM
#8
nothanks1 posted...
the best is when one of the hot teachers says to me 'you're such a fat fuck, come here and warm me up'
Shut the fuck up you're not even fat

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Topicpenis
TeaMilk
02/10/21 3:49:48 AM
#16
Topicwould you eat this street food?
TeaMilk
02/09/21 5:40:07 PM
#13
Oh I think I had this before, someone brought it in to work to share. They spooned the mixture into the shells though lol

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TopicLuigi Horse
TeaMilk
02/09/21 2:57:41 PM
#23
TopicI just did a big spice and other food stuff order.
TeaMilk
02/09/21 2:19:07 PM
#9
Rip i need some kombu and Bonito flakes so bad, haven't been able to go to the asian market in forever and its expensive online

Good luck with making garam masala! I ordered some for the first time recently and realized itd probably have been better to make myself

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TopicMy parents wouldn't send me to my room. They'd make me sit on the front steps.
TeaMilk
02/09/21 12:46:14 PM
#9
I had to sit in the laundry room lol

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Topicimagine not having a hot 65 yr old asian milf to bring you baked goods
TeaMilk
02/08/21 3:33:52 PM
#30
Boombam99 posted...
65 is a gilf
I refuse to get pregnant and my brother sure isn't boning anyone

CouldBeAnAlt posted...
You're a melon? What kind?
this guy


SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Does TeaMom like slapping bellies too
No :( she's kind of fatphobic lol

nothanks1 posted...
My only question is: is she like the elderly Chinese lady in Around the World in 80 days who kept encouraging them to get drunk? Because if so, I will wife your mom so hard you'll be calling me 'ugh I hate my mom's new husband'
Who tf, post pics

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Topicimagine not having a hot 65 yr old asian milf to bring you baked goods
TeaMilk
02/08/21 2:46:39 PM
#24
Lost_All_Senses posted...
You're Melon? Was I already suppose to know that. I don't make it priority to know things.
Oh yeah lol im not 100% sure who people are either

Returning_CEmen posted...
How old was your hot AF mom when she had you?

PS I love cinnamon rolls and Im jealous
Like 40

moh82sy posted...
Now the cup got sticky on one end from the sweet roll , great .

I'm joking .
Yea the plate was a little too small :(

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Has she hit menopause yet because that is usually when they lose the ability to age well, there are a few exceptions though, asians in general have the best way of looking young for longer then most.
At 65?? Yeah she hit menopause like 10-15 years ago lol

Tom Clark posted...
It absolutely didn't have to be you.
I've never had a veteran mod post in my topic before

ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Can i ask her out
You can try. She has a guy who lives with her but she's never actually called him her bf afaik

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TopicCan't even grab a McDonald's Pokemon promo thanks to man children.
TeaMilk
02/08/21 2:36:53 PM
#40
I mean there's a difference between TC wanting a single toy as a grown man and people who are buying out entire stocks to resell

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