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TeaMilk posted...

gordie

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i went for shane and sebastian when i dated guys lol

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gordie

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wheatley

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yunalenne10 posted...

Recipe?

eggs

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What a coincidence, im eating 5 eggs for dinner

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10pm having my dinner, guess they are staying parked there overnight lol.
I haven't left the house in almost a week, so I wonder how long they've actually been there

treewojima posted...

that sounds like it would hurt you just as much as him lol

It was only deep enough to get some good ass particles on it

MKScorpion posted...

Call the police. Stupid bitch is blocking your property, they can make her move.

Wait why are we assuming its a woman now

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Dark_SilverX posted...

Yooooo

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Heartomaton posted...

Erect.

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MutantJohn posted...

So, I was out there, shitting our dog and I had an idea. I took his poop and I put it on the inside of their door handle. My heart was absolutely racing because this is Sacramento where cats don't play out in these streets.

Lol thats awesome, id never have the balls to do that to a stranger. Reminds me of the time i stuck my brothers toothbrush up my ass cause he yelled at me though

CableZL posted...

Fair

Just remember that you shouldn't leave it until the moment you actually need to go somewhere. Any idea what the next steps are with the violation ticket?

yea i know >_> in a real emergency, I could technically take my wheelchair thru the house and out my front door, it'd just dirty the carpets and I'd have to move stuff. Management says they'll get back to me in 1-2 business days


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MutantJohn posted...

I actually have a question.

Was said neighbor spoken to and politely ask if they could move their car?

If u read the whole topic

1. I dont know which neighbor owns the car
2. Im blocked in the apartment since I exit out the garage in my wheelchair

PatrickMahomes posted...

Update? Did you get them towed and/or call the cops for trespassing?

If you refuse to do at least one of those options then I have no sympathy.

I think its still there... its not urgent for me right now so I don't want to stir up more trouble than needed. Left a note on windshield and filed violation ticket w management

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Solid Sonic posted...

Please stop bringing your bitterness to CE, it just perpetuates the outrage culture on this board.

And if anyone tells me to shut the fuck up, you can kiss my goddamn ass.

Is this directed at me?? Lol

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some people get like that

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ssj3vegeta posted...

You need a CEchad to come over and help?

I can have megatech over dere in an hour or so

oh fuck yeah!! im having some problems with my plumbing...

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Crescente posted...

Damn dude. It's been hours and the car is still there? Don't you have to go somewhere?

Since covid i really only go out to get the mail and take out the trash >_> I work from home

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Update: car is still in my driveway, but im eating a yummy breakfast


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Smashingpmkns posted...

They wouldn't necessarily have known it was you if you got it towed.

Really...? I mean who else would care to have it towed other than the owner of the parking spot?

Ving_Rhames posted...

They wont

The more I think about it the more I realize this is probably right >_> I have no respect for them, but I would like to avoid conflict for my sake...

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EffectAndCause posted...

So youre just gonna live your life like this?

Lol im a small disabled not-white guy who lives alone. This is a guy who is apparently proud enough of their racist conservative ideals to plaster them on their car and has no problem inconveniencing neighbors. Im not gonna try to cause trouble for my own sake here

SSJGrimReaper posted...

Get cornman to put cobs in their tailpipe

LOVE this idea, but unfortunately he is brown and who knows what will happen if he gets caught

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Ok dunky

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spikethedevil posted...

Get them towed now ffs. They will just do it again.

If I could do it without fear of retaliation I would. They clearly have guns, and if they decide to be insane about getting revenge or something im pretty defenseless

It is possible they think the place is vacant too... I only moved in a month ago and don't go out much

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Duncanwii posted...

This guy should be towed but not because he respects the police force like people seem to be implying (if not outright saying.)

Lol at this point having a blue lives matter flag is not "respecting the police force". I would maybe give someone the benefit of the doubt a couple years ago. Plus they had Trump and 2nd amendment stickers, pretty clear what kind of person this is

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Crescente posted...

So TC. What has happened? Did you get it towed?

I left a note on their windshield telling them I can't leave my apartment because they're blocking my wheelchair. Hope they feel really guilty lol. If they do it again I'll tow em

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Abiz_ posted...

How did you get pictures of the stickers if you can't get out? If the car is blocking you in your apartment. You wouldn't be taking pictures of the back side. You would be taking pictures of the right side next to the building in the picture.

My mom visited to drop off some stuff, which is when we noticed the guy parked there. I asked her to take pics

RustyFerret posted...

You can always call your landlord and ask them to notify the driver of towing if they don't move. They should have the drivers info if they live in the same complex.

I dont even have a landlord, there's just this archaic online portal thing for the HOA that I am trying to figure out lol

CableZL posted...

Yes, you can do that. A tow company would be happy to pick the car up and take their money to get the car back. Call the police and they'll have it done.

Tempting, but it just feels too aggressive, and i haven't tried just asking yet.. If I need to leave and its blocking me, or if it's still there tomorrow ill see about it

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RustyFerret posted...

Why don't you act like a mature person and ask you neighbor to kindly move their vehicle?

If they act like an a-hole, then you can report them.

Honestly I'm not sure which unit they live in. I've seen the car parked in front of the garage to the left of mine, but its not attached to an apartment so I can't tell. Also the 2nd amendment sticker is kind of putting me off from confronting them directly. Also I can't get very far outside my apartment right now

Mr_Karate_II posted...

Have them towed

Can I really do that? It seems extreme for now. Its been there a few hours, but its possible they are doing it a lot and I don't notice

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I dont have a car, but I can't get my wheelchair out if I need to go out now >_> Also my mom couldn't park there when she visited. Im gonna try to figure out how to file a complaint, they will definitely know it's me though...


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Pathetic because u are not 6 figure ballin like me

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ketchup

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you can put BEANS in ramen?

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literally no reason to pay for antivirus unless youre a business or something

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iirc aren't her parents paying her rent, allowing her to live on her own? I mean it would be great if you could become independent, but idk how she can be getting at you if that's the case.

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ApherosyLove posted...

Hot tamale, I'm sweating!
(said to the tune of: popped a molly I'm sweating)

No but for real that sounds good! Where'd you get em from?

grocery outlet! So who knows if I will ever see them again

DJquackquack posted...

Why do women wear high heels if they hurt their feet?

i dunno, maybe to be taller? you can probably do more stab damage with them than a normal shoe too

nothanks1 posted...

Tell fakecorn the moment his ass breaks up, I'm claiming it.

you can have his tummy

you can have his ass rn if you want, i didnt marry him for his ass

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That looks fuckin choice bro

Props on the hummus, I know how much work shelling those guys is lol

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SPE posted...

Y alone?

Corns mom gets lonely

nothanks1 posted...

I was gonna add 'if you can say' like, if you weren't together and I was hurting feelings

so uh, since you're alone, how about you make a new GameFAQs.MetalGear.FatGuys.Com and have Ronda Rousey as the background?

Sorry we r not breaking up anytime soon as far as I know lol

Fatguys.com is taken by a tire company or something

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Holy shit thats awful of her to say. Didn't expect that

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Harpie posted...

Did you make the tamales

Nah they seem like a ton of work. Maybe some day

ApherosyLove posted...

Were they good?

They're awesome, one's chicken and the others green chile + cheese

CouldBeAnAlt posted...

I love tamales too some lady used to sell them outside my dad's work and they were delish

Those are the best, I love the tamale ladies like selling them out the back of their van in a parking lot. These were just from the store though

armandro posted...

corn leaf or banana leaf?

Corn for now...

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Cobalt_Wasps posted...

what are 2 things you love more than tamales?

Gordie pokemon, and finally having my own condo

nothanks1 posted...

Where's fakecorn if you're ok with answering

At his moms, we have to share him so he alternates weeks

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Whatd u fight about

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I love tamales

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Harpie posted...

Start stocking up on Cheeto mac and Cheese and youll get there in no time

I wanna be healthyfat though lol

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God I wish I was fat

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You bought me a horse so im giving you a pass for now

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Please respond

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V-E-G-Y- posted...

Yea you guys are right, i don't think he dated anyone here but he desperately wanted too

I remember he told me "even the wheelchair girl can get a date but I can't" when I said I was going to a concert w/ a friend

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always wears cargo shorts and T shirts in a formal business environment and probably never showers, and everyone is just ok with it. I always looked up to those guys. I'd like to be that kind of guy but id shower at least 2 or 3 times a week

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I MEAN it

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Vegy posted...

You're going to date a CEgal one day, and you know why i know dat?

A lot of vegy haters end up dating CEgals for some reason, its hella weird lol

Houle
Smoliske
Brutai
Skunkdog
Travelingjack
ZFC
Worldstar

And other examples i forget tbh

Who the FUCK dated skunkdog??

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BignutzisBack posted...

Isn't this the game written by a vocal pedo sympathizer?

Oh god what?

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I want to make some good royal milk tea

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