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Judgmenl posted...

Absolutely sitting on the edge of my chair waiting for you to make another racist comment.

I did not make a racist comment!

I did what Zangulus said!

I won't talk about why I was put into purgatory to ensure I won't be put back in immediately.

Pro tip: You will get your account suspended if you say the Ukraine-Russia thing is "no big deal".

funny that they just kind of quietly cancelled it weeks before release.

Especially since that whole Ukraine/Russia thing ended up not even being that big of a deal and anyone invested in it looks like a fool now.

wwinterj25 posted...

Sounds like BS. I mean you are not well but you still had sex with her and she was ok with that? Get better at your stories.

I didn't tell her I wasn't feeling well

UPDATE: can now confirm she isn't faking it when she comes because I wasn't feeling well today and didn't make her finish and she got really upset.

Revelation34 posted...

She was faking it. No virgin is that good.

She was not faking it

Dikitain posted...

That is the one thing that seems to be a huge misconception.

"Oh, you are going to last like 5 seconds!" No, you probably aren't going to finish at all. I didn't the first few times until I got less nervous about it.

Yeah the very first time I ever had sex with her I made her come twice before I was even close.

Sex feels pretty much exactly as I assumed it does.

Also I feel pretty pathetic that it took me until I was 25 to lose it.

One thing I found interesting is how much longer you last when having sex versus masterbation.

Greenfox111 posted...

What's the difference between chapters of fortnite

They introduce major enhancements. This one introduced a pretty substantial graphics update, a perk system, enhancements to the parkour system. New chapters also bring a new map.

It's really good!

pionear posted...

But...

Is She Hot ?!?

She is hot

Greenfox111 posted...

You gonna have sex tonight?

we have been most nights, so I assume so.

joemodda posted...

Meanwhile I've never so much as held hands with a girl

Okay, doomer.

Finally. No more doomerposting.

That's why I haven't been shitposting here recently.

based

bump

Lots of these don't count. Lots of these are just men.

Mine always kind of changes, but I think my Top 5 right now (in no particular order) is

Steely Dan
Radiohead
The Strokes
Weezer
Green Day

My Blockbuster was going out of business in like 2011.

They had a liquidation sale.

Then Dish Network or DirecTV (can't remember which) bought them and they stayed open.

Then like a year later they had another liquidation sale and closed for good.

First thing I did was boot up Super Mario and beat 1-1 with my eyes closed. Fun challenge.

Bump

You can always tell who on this website has had friends.

hera posted...

how would he have seen the text

I convinced him to send it lol

mharbenedict34 posted...

Atleast women dont plot against you

Might be interesting if they did. Keep me on my toes.

For those who have been following along.

Have a friend.
Preordered a PS5 for a friend.
Friend started talking shit about me and started saying I don't ever do anything for anyone and that I'm the most selfish person he's ever met.
He owed me $500.
I cancelled his PS5 preorder.
He threw a fit
Hasn't talked to me much since that
Has this girl
She's his dream girl
They had an on-again-off-again will-they-won't-they thing going for YEARS
This new years, they kissed and it seemed like it was finally happening
She's going through a rough time
He sends her a (pretty cringe) text telling her that he's there for her and wants her to move in with him until she gets things sorted out
She never responds
Ever again
Never speaks to him again
Within the month, she has a new boyfriend
Within two months, they're engaged
Today, they're married.

Really weird how things work out.

Like, if there was more than one universe, hell infinite universes, why exactly do people think there are other versions of us on them? Infinite versions? That seems a bit farfetched, even if there were infinite universes I feel like they would all be wholly original.