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TopicHow would you spend $75,000?
SwayM
04/26/24 1:04:31 PM
#72
This topic is a perfect example that no one reads shit when they enter a topic.

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TopicThe world of mechanical keyboards is a scary deep rabbit hole
SwayM
04/26/24 10:30:40 AM
#11
Im reminded of The Onion sketch of the MacBook Wheel where at the end shes like its unclear if the Wheel will catch on with people who do actual work, instead of just dicking around

Because aint no one that has a 60% keyboard is doing any actual work without a number pad.

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TopicHow do you order your burger and/or steak?
SwayM
04/25/24 6:41:41 PM
#81
DrizztLink posted...
Are you telling us Canada has garbage meat safety, or what's your actual point here?

How you came up with the opposite conclusion idk.

LSGW_Zephyra posted...
Do you eat your Steaks well done too?


Completely different. See post #64

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TopicHow do you order your burger and/or steak?
SwayM
04/25/24 4:52:56 PM
#75
PraetorXyn posted...
Yeah and the cooking process kills it as long as its freshly ground. Any butcher, any chef, any pit master, will tell you freshly ground beef is safe at medium rare.

But even for the pre-packed stuff, a medium or medium well burger isnt going to hurt you at least 9 out of 10 times so anyone screeching about it is just hilarious to me.

Continues to laugh in Canadian.

Also, I tried a "pink" burger last year and it was fucking disgusting. My mind couldn't get over the texture, it felt wrong.

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TopicHow do you order your burger and/or steak?
SwayM
04/25/24 1:39:04 PM
#64
PraetorXyn posted...
Nah. Freshly ground beef is food safe at medium rare. It only has to be taken to well done when its sat in a package after being ground so bacteria has time to grow.

It's a little bit more than that.

"Hamburger, obviously, is made up of ground meat, and so any bacteria that was present on the surface of the cut of meat before it was ground can be introduced into the center of the hamburger patty."
But she says its different with steak. "If a steak is contaminated with a bacteria, it would usually be on the surface of the steak, so heating the surface of the steak to a high temperature is usually enough to kill off any bacteria that may be there."

https://newsnetwork.mayoclinic.org/discussion/mayo-clinic-minute-grilling-burger-vs-steak/

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TopicHow do you order your burger and/or steak?
SwayM
04/24/24 11:28:58 PM
#57
PraetorXyn posted...
Tell me you dont know anything about food safety without telling me you dont know anything about food safety.

Telling on yourself.

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TopicCanada needs its own currency symbol
SwayM
04/24/24 4:44:25 PM
#1
Americans can keep the traditional dollar sign

I suggest this:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/13086397.png

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TopicHow do you order your burger and/or steak?
SwayM
04/24/24 4:29:56 PM
#54
NoxObscuras posted...
I like my burgers well done too, but why compare chicken with beef? They aren't even remotely the same as far as food safety is concerned.

Its a fair comparison in my mind, its not a difference of chicken being more dangerous, to me its just as nasty. I wouldnt dream of serving or eating a raw burger.


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TopicHow do you order your burger and/or steak?
SwayM
04/24/24 3:08:32 PM
#51
LSGW_Zephyra posted...
That is a take. I might not live there, but I've been there and I've seen people ask for their food to be done to different temperatures before so idk exactly your issue was. You act like you are on a different planet or something

Burger's being cooked through isn't a take lol.

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TopicHow do you order your burger and/or steak?
SwayM
04/24/24 2:57:42 PM
#49
DrizztLink posted...
Those stupid Americans, eating undercooked minced beef.

Nothing like the rest of the civilized world, who-

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukhoe

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitfo

Oh.

Oh jeez.

This topic is about burgers but good call, other food cultures can be gross too and I wouldn't eat any one of those dishes.

In Canada it's very simple. You just order a burger. They don't ask you how you want it done because that's an asinine question, the same way they wouldn't ask you how you wanted your chicken done.

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TopicHow do you order your burger and/or steak?
SwayM
04/24/24 2:35:42 PM
#43
Another day that ends in Y, another day that Americans are out their collective minds.

Burgers need to be cooked all the way through you nasty animals.

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TopicBillie Eilish coming to Fortnite tomorrow >_>
SwayM
04/22/24 6:10:29 PM
#6
Its hilarious when they say they have concerts in Fortnite when its literally just a music video at best.

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TopicFallout 3's reveal led to death threats and Bethesda's first security guard
SwayM
04/20/24 11:07:39 AM
#19
And gamers have been insufferable ever since.

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Topicgamers who spend their whole day indoors look like this
SwayM
04/20/24 10:56:09 AM
#3
Nah

Feyd fucks

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TopicWhen "cultured" cinema viewers say The Dark Knight Rises was great
SwayM
04/18/24 12:19:56 PM
#53
Doe posted...
It's not CGI. Nolan got permission to rip apart and drop a plane into the Scotland mountains. The ziplining is real too. Enormous amount of choreography training necessary. To do the interior shots they built a simulator. To call TDKR "phoned in" is basically blasphemous. That's what I'm saying.

And like I said, it has the skeleton of a great movie. These are extremely fantastic bones to build an excellent movie on...but they did not do that. The end result of the dialogue and acting here ruins this scene for me.

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TopicWhen "cultured" cinema viewers say The Dark Knight Rises was great
SwayM
04/18/24 12:13:02 PM
#50
Doe posted...


Like yes TDKR is flawed and not as good as TDK but people pretend it ruined their lives or something.

Calm down.

First, I'm one of the biggest defenders of any media, most people know me for this. I try to enjoy things regardless. But some things are indefensible.

All I described it as "phoned in" because that's exactly what it is. It has the skeleton of a great movie, and after making 2 really good Batman movies, Nolan should have knocked this one out of the park. Instead, we get very wooden performances, extremely baffling dialogue and line delivery. Horribly executed fight sequences and a slew of other problems.

https://youtu.be/dzDe90df4eo?si=k0Kc-qTA8wxTadZR

I mean this clip alone from the OP has enough examples of all of those things. Yeah a person can nitpick the slapstick comedy fighting in the background. But even just the blocking of the characters is a baffling choice. The way Batman and Bane are standing and the position of the camera, this feels like a 16 year olds home movie of Batman. Not Christopher fucking Nolan's third entry into a billion dollar, beloved Batman franchise. It feels extremely "cheap" like there's zero heart that went into this film.

https://youtu.be/arty9MuqEg0?si=3P4d9jfa8BZOFx0f

And this scene that you linked. The dialogue in this is NOTORIOUSLY awkard.

Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
[the Agent removes the hood]
Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?
Bane : It would be extremely painful.
CIA Agent : You're a big guy!
Bane : For you.

None of these lines flow together, most of it doesn't make sense, and it ends up so disjointed and awkward. It's so close to something awesome. "No one cared who I was until I put on the mask" has become an iconic line and taken out of context it's fantastic. But watch the damn scene. It's horrible. it's so undeserved in this scene because...no one fucking asked? Like why couldn't the agent just say something acknowledge the mask to warrant this response? Such weird choices here.

And "It would be extremely Painful...for you" would be another great line with great delivery, but wtf is "You're a big guy" even doing cutting through the middle of that dialogue?? Horrible line, and ruins it completely.

To me it's cleearly Tom Hardy ADR'd waaay different lines than the scene they shot and the end result is a crap shoot.

I think the whole movie suffers from a combination of Nolan's heart wasn't in this one, and the editing team slapped together a first draft that somehow made it to theatres. Some better editing and maybe a couple reshoots could have saved it.

But unfortunately, the end product we got was phoned the fuck in.

imho

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TopicWithout context - what is the coolest video game name for a thing (anything?)
SwayM
04/18/24 11:13:07 AM
#12
Oh dude. It's no contest. Halo wins this by a landslide.

The Covenant. The Arbiter.

Pillar of Autumn

Forward Unto Dawn

Shadow of Intent

Truth and Reconciliation

Halo Lore writers were COOKING

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TopicWhen "cultured" cinema viewers say The Dark Knight Rises was great
SwayM
04/17/24 11:43:40 PM
#12
If you ever need an example of a movie that was phoned in look no further than TDKR

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TopicI LOVE the way youtube search works now
SwayM
04/17/24 11:18:46 PM
#33
I wholeheartedly agree with this topic and everything it stands for.

ADDING to the bitch fest of how shitty YouTube has gotten.

What really grinds my gears lately is when youre using the app and having to sit through the Ads (which sucks but I get it) but theres always a fucking banner that pops up, blocking you from hitting the skip ad button. It forces you to fuck around and rotate your phone from landscape to portrait just to dodge this annoying banner.

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TopicThe perfect woman but she calls Aeris "Aerith"
SwayM
04/17/24 11:31:23 AM
#16
Sometimes the best results are by error or accident.

Honestly, Aerith is the better name. Like it's not even close.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicSo, I saw Crimsoness out in public the othet day
SwayM
04/17/24 10:53:26 AM
#16
Luca Goers have been getting dogged the last few years but the recent trades and the firing of their head coach leaves them in the perfect position to make some explosive moves this year. They led the league in passing last year and held strong against their bitter rivals the Guado Glories. Don't sleep on the captain, Bickson, because with his Anti-Nap technique, you literally can't.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicNow's your chance to own some iconic Hollywood props, costumes and memorabilia
SwayM
04/17/24 10:32:34 AM
#10
bump

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TopicRizz Racer
SwayM
04/17/24 8:57:08 AM
#9
MrResetti posted...
On God of War

lmao

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicNow's your chance to own some iconic Hollywood props, costumes and memorabilia
SwayM
04/16/24 11:43:29 PM
#9
CE really is dying.

Bump.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicNow's your chance to own some iconic Hollywood props, costumes and memorabilia
SwayM
04/16/24 10:45:07 PM
#6
wackyteen posted...
I think to afford anything there you'd have to combine the income of a dozen or more CEmen

i got 5 on it

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TopicWhat are some moments from CE you remember? >_>
SwayM
04/16/24 10:28:01 PM
#471
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


They all stole that gimmick from me after I gave it up because gimmicks r for lamerz

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TopicNow's your chance to own some iconic Hollywood props, costumes and memorabilia
SwayM
04/16/24 10:21:32 PM
#1
https://tinyurl.com/5dfnsbry

Few hundred Gs and the Barbasol can from Jurassic Park could be yours.

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TopicA/D - wendy's chili is good
SwayM
04/16/24 9:59:20 PM
#31
BucketCat posted...
try culvers chili
their fries are a lot better than wendys imo.

The fuck is a culvers

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Topic"Let's unpack this"
SwayM
04/16/24 8:16:50 PM
#14
I feel like I missed something

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Topic"Let's unpack this"
SwayM
04/16/24 7:13:32 PM
#1
Omg shut up.

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TopicWhat are some moments from CE you remember? >_>
SwayM
04/16/24 5:56:31 PM
#447
The creation of the Area Code Rating System (919) was peak CE. Some of our best minds working to crack that one.

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TopicA/D - wendy's chili is good
SwayM
04/16/24 4:45:58 PM
#27
Idk why I never thought to try it previously, but just a few weeks ago I ordered a Wendy's chili and some fries to dunk in there. I'll never go back.

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Topic$50,000 or the ability to perfectly recreate any piece of art you touch...
SwayM
04/16/24 9:55:50 AM
#1
What do you choose.

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TopicWhat are some moments from CE you remember? >_>
SwayM
04/15/24 1:50:20 PM
#332
DKBananaSlamma posted...
EverybodyEdits? That was a lot of fun! I remember Magic Toaster would constantly host those topics

That's totally it.

Those were the good ol days.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWhat are some moments from CE you remember? >_>
SwayM
04/15/24 1:45:14 PM
#328
I remember everyone playing various web games back in the days. I forget the one, but I devoted a lot of time to it lol

It was a 2D platformer where you were a little smiley face and people would make various maps, simple jumps and obstacles, but damn was addicting. You would play simultaneously with other people so it was kind of a race to the end.

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TopicUbisoft being Ubisoft again (Star Wars Outlaws)
SwayM
04/15/24 1:28:52 PM
#12
voldothegr8 posted...
Why does a single player game even have a battle pass lmao

A battle pass and a season pass are very different things.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWhat are some moments from CE you remember? >_>
SwayM
04/15/24 11:16:51 AM
#299
C_Pain posted...
Das you??

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/30b4ee5b.jpg

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TopicWhat are some moments from CE you remember? >_>
SwayM
04/15/24 10:56:03 AM
#293
C_Pain posted...
Remember gtagamer?

No one does.

Damn though, making myself cringe at that image lol.

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TopicI have discovered my new go to pizza order
SwayM
04/15/24 10:31:12 AM
#18
Vokrent posted...
my go to pizza is chicken bacon ranch

Also a good one. But I've never had one that really wowed me.

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TopicTesla halts Cybertruck deliveries because the gas pedal sticks
SwayM
04/15/24 9:59:40 AM
#37
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMCA4X8P/

Just saw this video last night.

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TopicWhat pants did women wear before leggings became popular?
SwayM
04/14/24 1:37:55 PM
#6
Lately theyve taken it to the next level and theyre all wearing them wedged so far up their cheeks its insane

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TopicI have discovered my new go to pizza order
SwayM
04/14/24 1:00:18 PM
#13
HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
Banana peppers are like the ejaculate that make you infatuate

So intense yet you still can't get enough

Theyre my go to any time theyre an option.

bsp77 posted...
I haven't had the feta part, but Hawaiian with banana peppers is fucking awesome. I have convinced so many people that it is much better than they would have thought

The feta is what seals it. The saltiness perfectly contrasts with the sweetness of the pineapple and banana peppers.


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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicI have discovered my new go to pizza order
SwayM
04/14/24 12:37:34 PM
#8
ironman2009 posted...
that sounds fucking awful.

Don't worry, they still make plain cheese pizzas for you.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicI have discovered my new go to pizza order
SwayM
04/14/24 11:35:13 AM
#5
bump

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicI have discovered my new go to pizza order
SwayM
04/14/24 12:34:23 AM
#4
GuerrillaSoldier posted...
remove the ham and das it mane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WqlHup9dHg

Basically my reaction to this post.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicI have discovered my new go to pizza order
SwayM
04/14/24 12:19:18 AM
#1
Hawaiian with feta and banana peppers

Come at me haters

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TopicIf you ever wondered that about Seinfeld; you were correct lol
SwayM
04/12/24 3:10:40 PM
#11
The door is on an angle. It's architecturally incorrect.

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TopicWhy do people conceal carry so much extra stuff
SwayM
04/12/24 3:04:46 PM
#9
eggcorn posted...
Better to have it and not need it then not have it and not need it.

Mass shooters every day in the states and never one of these John Wick wannabe's to stop them.

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