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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/15/23 1:29:32 PM
#129
Bitto posted...
Wait, are we not including Gmax forms for this? Thats a major reason why i ranked Orbeetle high.

yeah we totally are they're sure not being ranked separately lol

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/15/23 1:29:04 PM
#128
Oh I just realized we've revealed two type champions already. Congrats to Wyrdeer, the best Psychic Pokemon, and Kleavor the best Rock type!

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/15/23 1:23:00 PM
#126
47. Orbeetle (#826)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/2/AANp2HAAE77G.png
Total Score: 2023
Average Rank: 47
Standard Deviation: 22.217
Bug Rank: 5/8
Psychic Rank: 2/9

Fully Evolved Rank: 33/60

Rankings:
5 - Cody11533
6 - xenosaga
9 - Raka_Putra
14 - skulltrumpets
16 - ctesjbuvf
17 - ScepterOfLove
20 - MZero
22 - DireKrow
25 - Bitto
26 - Xuxon
28 - Brayze_II
28 - mcflubbin
31 - Bane_Of_Despair
35 - Luster Soldier
39 - Steiner
41 - DragonGargoyle
42 - hbthebattle
43 - mnk
44 - PrinceOfKoopas
46 - Mihark
48 - hotdogturtle
48 - starfox
51 - ecksgem
52 - XIII_Rocks
58 - GameBopAdv
59 - Anagram
59 - Inviso
60 - PrinceKaro
61 - KommunistKoala
62 - th3l3fty
63 - MoogleKupo141
64 - Johnbobb
66 - changmas
67 - Eddv
67 - TexWolf_1729
68 - Ermine
70 - Ashethan
71 - red13n
72 - NFUN
74 - andylt
79 - OrangeCrush980
82 - Paratroopa1
85 - VeryInsane

Comments:
Bane_Of_Despair (31) - And here we have another cool bug! I love the pointed feet.
mnk (43) - This one maybe suffers the most from losing its Gigantimax. The big UFO saucer was cool.
PrinceOfKoopas (44) - It has some cool battle applications. Gravity is relegated to it.
Inviso (59) - The UFO concept is cool, but holy CRAP this thing is exceptionally weak and slow. It stands out compared to other early-game bugs I've used on teams in the past.
Johnbobb (64) - https://imgur.com/tJTronp
Paratroopa1 (82) - does it have to look so fucking CRAZY


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/15/23 12:28:23 PM
#117
Top half!

48. Runerigus (#867)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/1/AANp2HAAE76d.png
Total Score: 2034
Average Rank: 47
Standard Deviation: 26.303
Ghost Rank: 7/9
Ground Rank: 3/4

Fully Evolved Rank: 34/60

Rankings:
8 - DireKrow
9 - Bitto
9 - hbthebattle
12 - GameBopAdv
13 - skulltrumpets
14 - Brayze_II
20 - XIII_Rocks
23 - ScepterOfLove
24 - ctesjbuvf
25 - Paratroopa1
26 - mcflubbin
26 - mnk
28 - Johnbobb
29 - DragonGargoyle
30 - Inviso
32 - Eddv
32 - starfox
34 - Raka_Putra
35 - Anagram
38 - Mihark
41 - NFUN
45 - KommunistKoala
46 - ecksgem
46 - PrinceOfKoopas
53 - hotdogturtle
54 - Ashethan
56 - Ermine
57 - andylt
62 - PrinceKaro
65 - TexWolf_1729
66 - th3l3fty
68 - VeryInsane
69 - Bane_Of_Despair
74 - Luster Soldier
78 - changmas
78 - xenosaga
79 - Steiner
81 - MoogleKupo141
87 - Cody11533
87 - Xuxon
90 - red13n
92 - OrangeCrush980
93 - MZero

Comments:
XIII_Rocks (20) - There's something about Runerigus that I dig. The method of evolution being so insanely specific, and also the black outlines make it look almost like a cel-shaded Pokemon, and I'm intrigued by that.
Paratroopa1 (25) - extremely cool. no other notes
mnk (26) - It's pretty neat, but why GameFreak, did you not go with Ghost/Rock? You had two opportunities this generation, and took neither of them.
Johnbobb (28) - https://imgur.com/ddMcK4z
Inviso (30) - If this was our first Rock/Ghost instead of another Ground/Ghost, I'd give it a ton more credit.
PrinceOfKoopas (46) - spooky
Bane_Of_Despair (69) - Return the slaaaaaaaab. This variant is a fun little form, it's a little drab but the idea and serprent on the stone is neat.


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/15/23 10:26:47 AM
#112
49. Drednaw (#834)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/3/AANp2HAAE75Z.png
Total Score: 2051
Average Rank: 48
Standard Deviation: 25.352
Rock Rank: 2/6
Water Rank: 6/12

Fully Evolved Rank: 35/60

Rankings:
5 - PrinceOfKoopas
6 - hotdogturtle
6 - VeryInsane
7 - mcflubbin
13 - Inviso
19 - changmas
22 - DragonGargoyle
22 - Johnbobb
22 - red13n
24 - th3l3fty
29 - MoogleKupo141
30 - Ashethan
33 - TexWolf_1729
33 - xenosaga
34 - Ermine
36 - Raka_Putra
40 - KommunistKoala
41 - ctesjbuvf
43 - ScepterOfLove
45 - skulltrumpets
46 - andylt
46 - Cody11533
46 - Eddv
47 - Bitto
55 - mnk
57 - Luster Soldier
57 - Xuxon
58 - starfox
59 - DireKrow
61 - Paratroopa1
64 - Brayze_II
64 - Mihark
67 - Anagram
67 - Steiner
71 - GameBopAdv
74 - ecksgem
75 - MZero
75 - PrinceKaro
82 - hbthebattle
86 - Bane_Of_Despair
93 - NFUN
95 - OrangeCrush980
96 - XIII_Rocks

Comments:
PrinceOfKoopas (5) - I take a Drednaw plush to the dentist to ease my anxiety. Big fan.
Inviso (13) - Water/Rock is overplayed for sure, but Drednaw is certainly one of the better instances of the typing, especially with Strong Jaw.
DragonGargoyle (22) - I see big bite. I happy. Simple and effective
Johnbobb (22) - https://imgur.com/yUWKStO
mnk (55) - The shapes and color scheme don't really do it for me.
Paratroopa1 (61) - its ok. dont like it as much as I wouldve expected to
Bane_Of_Despair (86) - An improvement over its first form, but it's mostly just not an interesting design. Like sure, it's a Water/Rock turtle.
NFUN (93) - why is his design so terrible. It just feels bad to look at, like Druddigon. It's off somehow, compounding with its genuine shittiness
XIII_Rocks (96) - My least favourite Pokemon ever is Lumineon, and Drednaw evokes a similar feeling. Lumineon is literally "so generic and unremarkable that it makes me angry", and Drednaw is the same. There's NOTHING GOOD about Drednaw, nothing interesting, nothing exciting - even its G-Max form sucks. The only thing stopping Drednaw from being as bad as Lumineon is that Lumineon has terrible stats and appears in the late-game, where better Pokemon should be appearing. Drednaw at least doesn't hide how fucking useless it is. But to be clear, it is fucking useless. A bottom 10 Pokemon of all time.


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/15/23 4:36:24 AM
#110
50. Raboot (#814)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/1/AANp2HAAE73p.png
Total Score: 2067
Average Rank: 48
Standard Deviation: 26.398
Fire Rank: 4/7

Not Fully Evolved Rank: 15/35

Rankings:
7 - PrinceKaro
8 - ecksgem
10 - andylt
10 - Bitto
17 - Xuxon
18 - Paratroopa1
20 - Ashethan
22 - MZero
23 - Eddv
24 - Mihark
24 - XIII_Rocks
26 - DireKrow
26 - xenosaga
29 - Johnbobb
33 - red13n
33 - ScepterOfLove
33 - VeryInsane
34 - Cody11533
37 - NFUN
40 - Ermine
41 - Raka_Putra
43 - ctesjbuvf
47 - Bane_Of_Despair
50 - OrangeCrush980
54 - MoogleKupo141
58 - mcflubbin
61 - GameBopAdv
63 - Brayze_II
63 - DragonGargoyle
64 - Steiner
67 - KommunistKoala
73 - Inviso
75 - starfox
77 - skulltrumpets
78 - th3l3fty
79 - TexWolf_1729
80 - Luster Soldier
81 - Anagram
81 - changmas
87 - mnk
88 - hbthebattle
91 - PrinceOfKoopas
92 - hotdogturtle

Comments:
andylt (10) - The only one of the gen 8 starter bunch that I consider a truly good design. It's unique enough that it doesn't feel like an awkward middle evo, and I like its focused athlete-in-training attitude.
Paratroopa1 (18) - I like this guy. I dunno why he has clothes, its weird for a pokemon to have clothes, but yeah, I hold my hands in my pockets like that too, hes just like me
Johnbobb (29) - https://imgur.com/S71voqd
NFUN (37) - A rare exception to clothes on Pokemon being awful. It's reasonable enough as fur to not stretch the line, and the philosophy of the line as a whole is shockingly well-executed
Bane_Of_Despair (47) - Fucking Naruto ass rabbit, super dumb but in the good way. It's goofy but I like it.
Inviso (73) - It's average, I guess.
PrinceOfKoopas (91) - Edgy cereal mascot


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/15/23 4:18:34 AM
#109
stafoc posted...
Hey Steiner, it looks like the matched rankings and one off rankings in the User Stats sheets may have gotten messed up. Almost everyone has a number in the 60s or 70s.
whoops, fixed

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/14/23 6:49:32 PM
#95
i know what you meant

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/14/23 6:46:50 PM
#93
Xuxon posted...
i'm genuinely shocked the applin line is intact, that has to be next

next....week?

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/14/23 6:11:41 PM
#82
Hbthebattle posted...
anyone want to start making bets on the top 10

sure how much would you like to bet?

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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/14/23 6:02:56 PM
#79
Alcremie
Appletun
Applin
Basculegion
Boltund
Centiskorch
Cinderace
Clobbopus
Copperajah
Corviknight
Corvisquire
Cramorant
Cursola
Dragapult
Drakloak
Drednaw
Dreepy
Dubwool
Falinks
Flapple
Frosmoth
Glastrier
Grapploct
Grimmsnarl
Grookey
Inteleon
Kleavor
Nickit
Obstagoon
Orbeetle
Overqwil
Raboot
Rillaboom
Rookidee
Runerigus
Sandaconda
Scorbunny
Sirfetch'd
Snom
Sobble
Spectrier
Thievul
Toxtricity
Ursaluna
Urshifu
Wooloo
Wyrdeer
Yamper
Zacian
Zamazenta


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/14/23 5:46:51 PM
#71
sorry that luster writeup deserves more time to sink in but i gotta go to bed

51. Coalossal (#839)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/3/AANp2HAAE7xv.png
Total Score: 2096
Average Rank: 49
Standard Deviation: 29.542
Fire Rank: 5/7
Rock Rank: 3/6

Fully Evolved Rank: 36/60

Rankings:
3 - Johnbobb
4 - Eddv
6 - ScepterOfLove
9 - MZero
13 - Raka_Putra
14 - DragonGargoyle
15 - mnk
15 - starfox
19 - ecksgem
20 - MoogleKupo141
21 - XIII_Rocks
22 - Ashethan
22 - mcflubbin
25 - KommunistKoala
26 - VeryInsane
33 - Brayze_II
33 - ctesjbuvf
34 - Paratroopa1
38 - Anagram
39 - Cody11533
40 - Bane_Of_Despair
56 - Steiner
57 - Bitto
59 - NFUN
59 - th3l3fty
63 - skulltrumpets
65 - changmas
65 - Luster Soldier
65 - OrangeCrush980
67 - Inviso
67 - PrinceKaro
76 - xenosaga
79 - andylt
79 - PrinceOfKoopas
80 - hotdogturtle
82 - Mihark
82 - red13n
85 - Xuxon
86 - Ermine
90 - TexWolf_1729
93 - DireKrow
95 - GameBopAdv
95 - hbthebattle

Comments:
Johnbobb (3) - https://imgur.com/obKg7HP
DragonGargoyle (14) - I wuv ugly monsters. (... Wait, is Coalossal ugly?)
mnk (15) - Really disappointing they didn't give us some speedy Fire/Rock from this, but I still like a big scary monster too.
XIII_Rocks (21) - Really here because I like the name. Also I kind of respect them doing a coal mining Pokemon in reference to the UK's mining industry.
Paratroopa1 (34) - yeah I like that this thing just looks like some kind of awesome coal kaiju
Bane_Of_Despair (40) - The name is A+, and it's pretty cool overall. I originally had this one ranked lower but then I kept pushing it up. It's a cool Pokemon!
NFUN (59) - Bootleg golem
Inviso (67) - Why would you make ANOTHER Rock/Fire-type that's STILL slow as hell? I get that its ability is meant to mitigate that, but it's such a weak type combo, and the design is too blocky.
andylt (79) - More disappointing than awful, this design is a real waste of Carkoal's potential.
PrinceOfKoopas (79) - It's kinda gross if you look at it closely.
hotdogturtle (80) - I still hate how this thing looks like a redrawn Aggron.


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/14/23 5:38:08 PM
#67
52. Hatterene (#858)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/2/AANp2HAAE7xk.png
Total Score: 2115
Average Rank: 49
Standard Deviation: 25.855
Fairy Rank: 4/8
Psychic Rank: 3/9

Fully Evolved Rank: 37/60

Rankings:
1 - Luster Soldier
2 - Ashethan
4 - Cody11533
5 - Raka_Putra
7 - hotdogturtle
19 - OrangeCrush980
24 - ScepterOfLove
25 - changmas
27 - KommunistKoala
28 - Inviso
29 - Brayze_II
30 - PrinceOfKoopas
33 - GameBopAdv
34 - skulltrumpets
35 - PrinceKaro
36 - mcflubbin
41 - Paratroopa1
42 - XIII_Rocks
47 - starfox
49 - MZero
50 - Bitto
54 - hbthebattle
56 - Anagram
56 - Eddv
57 - ecksgem
57 - th3l3fty
61 - MoogleKupo141
61 - NFUN
61 - TexWolf_1729
64 - DireKrow
68 - andylt
68 - ctesjbuvf
70 - Mihark
72 - mnk
74 - VeryInsane
75 - Johnbobb
76 - Xuxon
77 - red13n
81 - DragonGargoyle
88 - Steiner
89 - Bane_Of_Despair
90 - xenosaga
92 - Ermine

Comments:
Luster Soldier (1) - This is clearly the new Gardevoir. When this Pokemon got leaked prior to the games official release, I knew this one would get rule 34d hard. It has design vibes similar to Gardevoir as a feminine humanoid Pokemon, while also having the exact same typing. Sure enough, I was right. On one rule 34 site I check out, Hatterene has 1424 pictures right now, which is somewhat impressive for a humanoid Pokemon that wasn't expected to have as much support in the furry community. However, it finds itself outclassed by Cinderace with 2646 pictures since it has more appeal among furries. Gardevoir's rule 34 popularity was a product of its time, as it came into existence back in 2002 when the furry community was a very niche thing. Now, the furry community has evolved to the point where it is able to dictate which Pokemon get the most rule 34 pictures. Most artists who do Pokemon rule 34 tend to specialize in either the Pokemon themselves (mainly furry artists) or the human characters. Not many artists do both the Pokemon and the human characters.
hotdogturtle (7) - Not only is it a good Pokemon in its own right, but it's also one of the most fun names to say and to type.
Inviso (28) - It's strong in combat, but I feel like Gardevoir does Psychic/Fairy better, and it's faster, too.
PrinceOfKoopas (30) - Creepy hat.
Paratroopa1 (41) - oh look, trans girls have yet another icon
andylt (68) - Pleasant colouring, but I don't understand what this line is trying to do. The hat gimmick is not interesting. Is this line in S/V? I wonder how they'd look with the fancy hats everyone gets in those games.
mnk (72) - Don't think they really stuck the landing with this line.
Johnbobb (75) - https://imgur.com/gNgUKqC
Bane_Of_Despair (89) - This one is mostly just wasted potential from its prior forms I think, I don't care for it just being a blob although the idea is fine enough.
Ermine (92) - Pathetic attempt at trying to recreate Gardevoir. Maybe they succeeded because I hate this too.


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/14/23 4:56:27 PM
#61
53. Polteageist (#855)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/8/AANp2HAAE7xM.png
Total Score: 2148
Average Rank: 50
Standard Deviation: 24.544
Ghost Rank: 8/9

Fully Evolved Rank: 38/60

Rankings:
6 - th3l3fty
7 - skulltrumpets
10 - hotdogturtle
10 - PrinceOfKoopas
12 - mcflubbin
21 - KommunistKoala
23 - mnk
27 - ScepterOfLove
28 - changmas
29 - Eddv
35 - andylt
36 - Ashethan
37 - hbthebattle
38 - PrinceKaro
38 - Steiner
42 - Johnbobb
44 - Cody11533
44 - XIII_Rocks
46 - Xuxon
47 - ecksgem
47 - Mihark
47 - MoogleKupo141
49 - DireKrow
50 - VeryInsane
51 - OrangeCrush980
52 - DragonGargoyle
54 - Inviso
55 - Luster Soldier
56 - ctesjbuvf
63 - Bane_Of_Despair
66 - Raka_Putra
71 - Ermine
76 - red13n
77 - Brayze_II
78 - MZero
79 - Paratroopa1
81 - TexWolf_1729
82 - GameBopAdv
83 - Bitto
83 - starfox
87 - Anagram
90 - NFUN
91 - xenosaga

Comments:
PrinceOfKoopas (10) - Polteageist reminds me of my dead British friend.
mnk (23) - A happy little tea friend.
Johnbobb (42) - https://imgur.com/8FDy9vD
Inviso (54) - It's a step down from Sinistea in terms of design, but at least the real versus fake gimmick gives it SOMETHING.
Bane_Of_Despair (63) - Haunted teapot! I like this one slightly more than the first form with the body popping up from the top, but once again the different forms don't really add that much to it.
Paratroopa1 (79) - I actually LIKE when pokemon are objects just not this time because he has a weird face and Im anti weird face


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/14/23 4:17:18 PM
#57
54. Dracozolt (#880)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/4/AANp2HAAE7w0.png
Total Score: 2172
Average Rank: 51
Standard Deviation: 30.198
Dragon Rank: 7/11
Electric Rank: 4/9

Fully Evolved Rank: 39/60

Rankings:
3 - GameBopAdv
3 - hotdogturtle
3 - Paratroopa1
9 - Brayze_II
9 - NFUN
15 - hbthebattle
17 - Eddv
19 - DireKrow
20 - Bitto
23 - andylt
25 - DragonGargoyle
28 - Luster Soldier
29 - Cody11533
32 - Anagram
32 - Mihark
34 - XIII_Rocks
36 - Inviso
36 - MoogleKupo141
37 - skulltrumpets
39 - VeryInsane
47 - TexWolf_1729
50 - Steiner
52 - Bane_Of_Despair
54 - mnk
55 - Raka_Putra
60 - ecksgem
63 - Ermine
63 - ScepterOfLove
68 - th3l3fty
72 - xenosaga
74 - PrinceOfKoopas
76 - starfox
83 - red13n
85 - changmas
85 - KommunistKoala
87 - OrangeCrush980
88 - ctesjbuvf
90 - Ashethan
92 - PrinceKaro
93 - mcflubbin
95 - Johnbobb
95 - Xuxon
96 - MZero

Comments:
Paratroopa1 (3) - I LOVE this guy. hes so fucking happy! hes got a dumptruck ass and he is THRILLED about life
NFUN (9) - I love the total made-up nonsense explanations of all of the chimeras in their pokedex entries. Absolutely shameless
andylt (23) - Honestly this one would work as a non-abomination if it had a middle section to its body. Imagine it sprinting towards you! The -zolt head is my fav of the 4 fossil parts, as much as I understand how a complete fossil poke would ruin the point of them I'd like to see a full electric dino.
Luster Soldier (28) - Out of all the Gen 8 fossil Pokemon, this is the only one that actually looks somewhat normal. The other 3 look a lot more awkward.
Inviso (36) - I don't care much for the fossils this gen, but Dracozolt has the best design in my opinion, however stupid it may look.
Bane_Of_Despair (52) - Same with Arcozolt, this one gets slightly higher for the bottom half being cooler and a Dragon type. But once again, it's so happy to be alive again!
Ermine (63) - Scientists were paid money in the Pokemon Universe to create these monstrosities. Good to know that I could become a scientist in that world if I'm a fucking moron!
PrinceOfKoopas (74) - Ugly fossil.
PrinceKaro (92) - no
Johnbobb (95) - https://imgur.com/bOH4Ek9


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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the Pokemon - Sword & Shield (Part 2)
Steiner
10/14/23 3:29:00 PM
#49
55. Sneasler
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/0/AANp2HAAE7wm.png
Total Score: 2181
Average Rank: 51
Standard Deviation: 31.447
Fighting Rank: 7/8
Poison Rank: 3/5

Fully Evolved Rank: 40/60

Rankings:
2 - xenosaga
3 - Inviso
8 - hotdogturtle
9 - Cody11533
11 - MoogleKupo141
11 - Paratroopa1
12 - TexWolf_1729
13 - PrinceKaro
15 - OrangeCrush980
16 - DragonGargoyle
18 - ecksgem
23 - Brayze_II
23 - DireKrow
23 - red13n
28 - hbthebattle
34 - changmas
37 - VeryInsane
42 - skulltrumpets
46 - Anagram
46 - Ermine
47 - GameBopAdv
54 - Steiner
55 - NFUN
57 - starfox
61 - Luster Soldier
61 - Raka_Putra
63 - Xuxon
72 - PrinceOfKoopas
74 - Ashethan
74 - MZero
77 - Johnbobb
80 - Bane_Of_Despair
85 - Mihark
86 - th3l3fty
87 - ScepterOfLove
89 - Bitto
89 - ctesjbuvf
89 - mcflubbin
89 - mnk
92 - XIII_Rocks
93 - andylt
93 - KommunistKoala
94 - Eddv

Comments:
Inviso (3) - I like Weavile, Weavile is still better, but a solid new Fighting-type is always a plus for me.
Paratroopa1 (11) - Imagine my surprise. when instead of a pokemon, in walks. IN WALKS. on two legs. bipdeal. bipedally walks. a full fledged, mean girl, bully, pop star. a cheerleader. with a side ponytail and a fresh fucking mani. she walks up to me. and i'm like, "who is this adult woman?"
PrinceKaro (13) - it deserved a better name than this
NFUN (55) - Feels a bit like a Mega in that it tried too hard in turning a good thing even cooler. It doesn't fall completely on its face, but it's almost more disappointing that's it's just mediocre instead of a complete embarassment
PrinceOfKoopas (72) - I like Sneasel more.
Johnbobb (77) - https://imgur.com/Z8VlieL
Bane_Of_Despair (80) - Another one that I feel like I should like more, its design is kind of cool. But I dunno, I get weird vibes from it.
mnk (89) - No thank you. Give me Weavile back.
XIII_Rocks (92) - Sneasel and Weavile without any of the threat or anything that makes it cool. Weird fuckin limbs. Weird typing. Weird name. No.
andylt (93) - Sneasel did not need another evo, especially not one as... humanoid and weird as this thing. No, thank you!
Eddv (94) - trashmon


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Steiner
10/14/23 2:12:07 PM
#40
56. Hattrem
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/7/AANp2HAAE7vn.png
Total Score: 2188
Average Rank: 51
Standard Deviation: 26.693
Psychic Rank: 4/9

Not Fully Evolved Rank: 16/35

Rankings:
2 - Cody11533
4 - Luster Soldier
7 - OrangeCrush980
12 - PrinceOfKoopas
13 - Xuxon
14 - PrinceKaro
18 - Raka_Putra
24 - MoogleKupo141
24 - NFUN
27 - GameBopAdv
31 - Anagram
31 - Paratroopa1
32 - mnk
35 - Ashethan
40 - hotdogturtle
41 - ecksgem
44 - skulltrumpets
45 - MZero
45 - TexWolf_1729
48 - changmas
50 - Bane_Of_Despair
50 - th3l3fty
53 - starfox
54 - DireKrow
55 - Eddv
57 - ScepterOfLove
61 - red13n
67 - ctesjbuvf
67 - hbthebattle
68 - Mihark
71 - KommunistKoala
73 - Bitto
77 - mcflubbin
78 - VeryInsane
81 - Inviso
81 - Steiner
82 - XIII_Rocks
83 - andylt
84 - xenosaga
86 - Johnbobb
91 - Brayze_II
91 - DragonGargoyle
91 - Ermine

Comments:
Luster Soldier (4) - Super cute Pokemon that I love almost as much as Hatterene. Although Hattrem becomes less cute after evolving into Hatterene, it also gains the Fairy type after evolving along with the design becoming more feminine.
PrinceOfKoopas (12) - Really cute hat.
Paratroopa1 (31) - better than hatterene. fight me
mnk (32) - One of the better "little girl" mons. Nice big hat with a pleasant color scheme.
Bane_Of_Despair (50) - Another cutesy Pokemon done right, I like it holding up its large hat.
Inviso (81) - It's not great, but at least it's evolved, right? Kind of?
Johnbobb (86) - https://imgur.com/j86p2G3


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Steiner
10/14/23 2:11:02 PM
#39
DireKrow posted...
Currently, I am the only person to have zero Top 20s drop. How long will that last?

Also the designs in that pic are 100x better than what we actually got. Velozolt in particular would almost certainly be top 5 for the gen for me.

not the rest of the day

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10/14/23 2:01:21 PM
#36
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
I truly don't care for the head of -vish

look that's fine but how can you call it boring

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10/14/23 1:52:45 PM
#28
Steiner posted...
Bane_Of_Despair (92) - (...) these ones are just boring.

what the fuck

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10/14/23 1:45:54 PM
#25
Steiner posted...
hotdogturtle (...) Speaking of the concept a lot of people always say "yeah I get the joke but..." while clearly demonstrating that they don't get it. I'm predicting that we'll see a few examples of that in the writeups here.




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Steiner
10/14/23 1:07:57 PM
#16
Isquen posted...
Most boring goes to buffers/debuffers

nah these classes rock and are usually the most broken

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10/14/23 1:05:10 PM
#17
57. Dracovish
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/1/AANp2HAAE7uH.png
Total Score: 2228
Average Rank: 52
Standard Deviation: 33.110
Dragon Rank: 8/11
Water Rank: 7/12

Fully Evolved Rank: 41/60

Rankings:
1 - hotdogturtle
2 - NFUN
3 - hbthebattle
6 - Brayze_II
6 - XIII_Rocks
7 - Anagram
7 - GameBopAdv
16 - Paratroopa1
18 - Cody11533
19 - Eddv
19 - Mihark
24 - DragonGargoyle
24 - Steiner
30 - Bitto
36 - mnk
38 - Luster Soldier
38 - Raka_Putra
38 - TexWolf_1729
43 - Inviso
46 - MoogleKupo141
47 - ScepterOfLove
50 - DireKrow
54 - andylt
57 - KommunistKoala
58 - ctesjbuvf
62 - Ermine
65 - xenosaga
68 - starfox
69 - VeryInsane
83 - changmas
87 - th3l3fty
88 - skulltrumpets
89 - Ashethan
90 - OrangeCrush980
90 - PrinceOfKoopas
91 - red13n
92 - Bane_Of_Despair
92 - MZero
94 - PrinceKaro
94 - Xuxon
95 - mcflubbin
96 - ecksgem
96 - Johnbobb

Comments:
hotdogturtle (1) - Ever since the leaked image when we saw a NPC talk about "half fossils" I hoped that they'd do this concept, so when we finally got the Pokemon they met and surpassed my expectations. Absolutely flawless execution of an incredible idea. This is my favorite of the group but they're close. Speaking of the concept a lot of people always say "yeah I get the joke but..." while clearly demonstrating that they don't get it. I'm predicting that we'll see a few examples of that in the writeups here.
NFUN (2) - The peak of the fossil chimeras. It's a near thing to judge which is more hilariously and gut-wrenchingly fucked up because it and Arctovish, so the tiebreaker goes to it being broken. A 380 power move if he goes first, not even considering type weaknesses, is hilarious and absurd. Somehow this abomination is viable!
hbthebattle (3) - I hope these four don't get immediately shat on, but based on what happened to the UBs...
XIII_Rocks (6) - I love the idea behind these. Weird horrific creations that are like, violations against nature, literally created by a "careless" doctor, is a fantastic idea. A bit like Garbodor - if it disgusts you it is successful. Dracovish is clearly the best because of anime and competitive though.
Paratroopa1 (16) - the absolute balls on the anime writers to make this thing one of ashs featured mons blows my fucking mind
Luster Soldier (38) - Looks more normal than the 2 Arcto fossil Pokemon. The Pokedex claims it can't breathe unless it's underwater, which is the most inaccurate statement made by the Pokedex on any of the Gen 8 fossil Pokemon. Out of all the Gen 8 fossil Pokemon, it was also the most notable one for being competitively viable due to the sheer power of Fishious Rend.
Raka_Putra (38) - How fishious
Inviso (43) - Only ranks this high because Water/Dragon is still relatively rare as a type combo. It's really stupid-looking.
andylt (54) - The most abominable of the abominations. In a way they succeeded the most with this one, because I hate imagining it trying to survive! The Poke-world needs to institute some kinds of laws preventing this evil from happening again.
Ermine (62) - Scientists were paid money in the Pokemon Universe to create these monstrosities. Good to know that I could become a scientist in that world if I'm a fucking moron!
PrinceOfKoopas (90) - Absolute monstrosity in constant suffering. How about I put it out of its misery?
Bane_Of_Despair (92) - The -zolt fossils work better because they at least look goofy in a fun way, these ones are just boring.
PrinceKaro (94) - plz stahp
Johnbobb (96) - https://imgur.com/YO5nkYW


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10/14/23 11:58:19 AM
#11
58. Zarude
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/5/AANp2HAAE7s7.png
Total Score: 2255
Average Rank: 52
Standard Deviation: 23.389
Dark Rank: 7/10
Grass Rank: 6/10

Fully Evolved Rank: 42/60

Rankings:
9 - DragonGargoyle
11 - Steiner
13 - Ermine
19 - PrinceKaro
19 - red13n
22 - Xuxon
29 - Anagram
29 - DireKrow
29 - TexWolf_1729
32 - Bane_Of_Despair
35 - ctesjbuvf
38 - PrinceOfKoopas
40 - Mihark
41 - XIII_Rocks
42 - Ashethan
42 - xenosaga
43 - Luster Soldier
43 - MoogleKupo141
43 - VeryInsane
48 - Bitto
51 - Cody11533
51 - KommunistKoala
53 - Brayze_II
53 - ecksgem
58 - hbthebattle
59 - Johnbobb
59 - starfox
63 - mcflubbin
68 - NFUN
69 - mnk
72 - Inviso
73 - GameBopAdv
74 - hotdogturtle
76 - ScepterOfLove
77 - andylt
77 - MZero
80 - th3l3fty
81 - OrangeCrush980
83 - Paratroopa1
87 - changmas
87 - Eddv
87 - skulltrumpets
90 - Raka_Putra

Comments:
DragonGargoyle (9) - ADOPTY DAD
Bane_Of_Despair (32) - Yea this guy is pretty up my alley, he's cool. Just an evil looking motherfucker who's not messing around, a good Mythical design.
PrinceOfKoopas (38) - It's goofy that this is in the same generation as Rillaboom.
Luster Soldier (43) - Im surprised this was the only Mythical to come out of Gen 8, the first time since Gen 2. Gen 3 to Gen 7 all had more than one Mythical in each of those generations.
Johnbobb (59) - https://imgur.com/ALdHwbB
NFUN (68) - sandstorm ha ha ha ha ha
Inviso (72) - This is mainly a spite ranking, since I'm still pissed at the Pokemon website not recording me as a member to send me a code for this guy.
andylt (77) - Move over Heatran, this thing is now the least legendary looking legendary we have.
Paratroopa1 (83) - I refuse to believe they actually thought they could market this thing
Eddv (87) - trashmon
Raka_Putra (90) - Sandstorm


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Steiner
10/14/23 9:47:34 AM
#465
TheSultanOfSlam posted...
Poor LA just gonna be a flavor of the month?

YEAH

i don't wanna be a party pooper on the guy but i really felt like he was a bit exposed in that opening segment as one note. it wouldn't surprise me if a year from now we're like, man remember when la knight was super over?

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10/14/23 7:46:08 AM
#7
59. Morpeko
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/7/AANp2HAAE7qx.png
Total Score: 2266
Average Rank: 53
Standard Deviation: 25.620
Dark Rank: 8/10
Electric Rank: 5/9

Fully Evolved Rank: 43/60

Rankings:
3 - OrangeCrush980
4 - Xuxon
14 - Mihark
18 - mcflubbin
20 - changmas
21 - Anagram
24 - Cody11533
25 - PrinceKaro
26 - red13n
27 - Johnbobb
27 - Luster Soldier
28 - Ashethan
31 - starfox
37 - MZero
39 - Bane_Of_Despair
40 - th3l3fty
43 - Bitto
45 - GameBopAdv
45 - Raka_Putra
59 - hbthebattle
59 - hotdogturtle
60 - NFUN
60 - VeryInsane
62 - KommunistKoala
63 - Eddv
63 - XIII_Rocks
64 - Inviso
66 - skulltrumpets
70 - Paratroopa1
72 - andylt
72 - Brayze_II
73 - xenosaga
75 - DireKrow
75 - Ermine
77 - ecksgem
77 - MoogleKupo141
78 - ctesjbuvf
78 - Steiner
83 - TexWolf_1729
87 - PrinceOfKoopas
90 - mnk
92 - ScepterOfLove
94 - DragonGargoyle

Comments:
OrangeCrush980 (3) - Hangry Mode was a really cool gimmick on paper, but transforming every turn is kind of obnoxious. But it's still enough for #3 in this mess of a gen.
Johnbobb (27) - https://imgur.com/Qs2Gj64
Luster Soldier (27) - This Gen 8 Pikachu clone has the closest resemblance to Pikachu out of all the Pikachu clones (not counting Mimikyu). Its gimmick is switching between 2 different forms at the end of every turn in battle, which only affects the typing of the move Aura Wheel. Morpeko is also the first Electric/Dark type, stealing an unused typing that should have actually gone towards Luxray instead.
Bane_Of_Despair (39) - Having a Full Belly and Hangry mode really wins for this one, outside of that it's pretty plain but still fun. Good enough for top 40!
Raka_Putra (45) - Morpeko morpeko morpeko~ Usada Morpeko peko, almondo almondo
hotdogturtle (59) - Technically not even that bad statistically, just not good enough to matter. Also has arguably the best Electric attack in the game.
Inviso (64) - As far as Pikaclones gothis is one of them. I don't think it's the worst, since Dedenne exists, but it's not amazing.
Paratroopa1 (70) - I happen to like a good pikachu clone but I have my limits about how annoying and cutesy they can be
andylt (72) - A very low tier pikaclone.
PrinceOfKoopas (87) - I despise Morpeko because of how it treated Team Rocket in the anime, and it never once did anything productive or useful.
mnk (90) - Worst pika clone. Stupid ugly minion wanna be.


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Steiner
10/14/23 7:21:11 AM
#8
KamikazePotato posted...
I struggle to think of a beast tamer-style class in any RPG that didn't feel underwhelming, honestly.

WoW hunters

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10/14/23 3:55:34 AM
#2
60. Regieleki
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/8/AANp2HAAE7qK.png
Total Score: 2271
Average Rank: 53
Standard Deviation: 27.457
Electric Rank: 6/9

Fully Evolved Rank: 44/60

Rankings:
7 - Brayze_II
8 - GameBopAdv
9 - Anagram
14 - hbthebattle
16 - Johnbobb
17 - changmas
17 - NFUN
18 - xenosaga
19 - andylt
28 - mnk
30 - ScepterOfLove
32 - Luster Soldier
36 - Cody11533
38 - hotdogturtle
39 - ctesjbuvf
39 - starfox
40 - mcflubbin
41 - Mihark
43 - XIII_Rocks
51 - Inviso
52 - VeryInsane
56 - OrangeCrush980
56 - Raka_Putra
60 - TexWolf_1729
62 - MZero
65 - ecksgem
68 - skulltrumpets
69 - th3l3fty
71 - DireKrow
72 - Xuxon
73 - DragonGargoyle
78 - Bitto
78 - KommunistKoala
78 - Paratroopa1
83 - Ermine
83 - PrinceKaro
85 - red13n
86 - MoogleKupo141
88 - Eddv
90 - Bane_Of_Despair
91 - Steiner
92 - PrinceOfKoopas
93 - Ashethan

Comments:
Johnbobb (16) - https://imgur.com/fXsAdhP
NFUN (17) - I dislike the fact they made new Regis, but Leki deserves its existence. It's very stupid, of course--it's shaped like a lightbulb and its legs are an outlet--yet it's interesting and fills some kind of niche of "animated energy" that I think needed filling. Rotom is kind of there, but it's more of a take on a poltergeist. And it also makes me laugh to see its speed bar just keep going, and how it hops and prances.
andylt (19) - There's something appealing about a pokemon being pure, concentrated electricity. Wait, is that any different from Rotom? Whatever, this lil thing is speed incarnate.
mnk (28) - This thing is actually pretty cool? Best Regi.
Luster Soldier (32) - Notable for being the new record holder in Speed, beating out Deoxys-Speed as the fastest Pokemon in existence.
Inviso (51) - This is probably my favorite Regi design, but I just don't find the line all that compelling in general.
Paratroopa1 (78) - did the world really need more regis
Eddv (88) - trashmon
Bane_Of_Despair (90) - Really didn't need anymore Regi pokemon.
PrinceOfKoopas (92) - I'd absolutely hate to be trapped in a Thunder Cage, and I'm holding that against it.


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10/14/23 3:54:18 AM
#1
The Sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TYDcpZx66wDGp-AaaVo1wCYZjrowgQdJO-f6BYx8_CA/

The List:
96. Enamorus
95. Blipbug
94. Calyrex
93. Arrokuda
92. Indeedee
91. Chewtle
90. Carkol
89. Milcery
88. Pincurchin
87. Toxel
86. Stonjourner
85. Drizzile
84. Rolycoly
83. Hatenna
82. Morgrem
81. Dottler
80. Impidimp
79. Arctovish
78. Gossifleur
77. Kubfu
76. Greedent
75. Thwackey
74. Skwovet
73. Regidrago
72. Mr. Rime
71. Silicobra
70. Eiscue
69. Perrserker
68. Sinistea
67. Cufant
66. Sizzlipede
65. Eternatus
64. Eldegoss
63. Duraludon
62. Arctozolt
61. Barraskewda


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Steiner
10/13/23 5:26:04 PM
#458
that's all for tonight!

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Steiner
10/13/23 5:25:04 PM
#457
61. Barraskewda
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/0/AANp2HAAE7kG.png
Total Score: 2272
Average Rank: 53
Standard Deviation: 23.615
Water Rank: 8/12

Fully Evolved Rank: 45/60

Rankings:
13 - mcflubbin
17 - ctesjbuvf
18 - Bane_Of_Despair
21 - TexWolf_1729
23 - starfox
27 - Ermine
27 - XIII_Rocks
30 - hotdogturtle
30 - KommunistKoala
31 - th3l3fty
32 - PrinceOfKoopas
33 - hbthebattle
33 - mnk
34 - Luster Soldier
37 - Cody11533
37 - DragonGargoyle
40 - Brayze_II
43 - skulltrumpets
44 - xenosaga
50 - andylt
51 - DireKrow
52 - GameBopAdv
53 - Inviso
58 - Xuxon
59 - Paratroopa1
60 - Anagram
63 - OrangeCrush980
63 - red13n
66 - Johnbobb
66 - NFUN
71 - MoogleKupo141
72 - VeryInsane
73 - MZero
75 - changmas
78 - ScepterOfLove
79 - Eddv
83 - Raka_Putra
84 - Ashethan
84 - Mihark
86 - PrinceKaro
90 - ecksgem
91 - Bitto
95 - Steiner

Comments:
Bane_Of_Despair (18) - Another from the line that was the most surprising to me, I really like this design! It keeps its smug smirk and I love the addition of the bone pattern on the body and added orange fin colors. I'd definitely try to use one in my party!
PrinceOfKoopas (32) - skew skew
DragonGargoyle (37) - I love these fish because they are ugly
Inviso (53) - Just a generic fishwe don't have enough of those in this franchise.
Paratroopa1 (59) - less cute than arrokuda but theyre basically the same thing
Johnbobb (66) - https://imgur.com/cTBt7QI
NFUN (66) - fish2


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Steiner
10/13/23 5:07:30 PM
#452
62. Arctozolt
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/2/AANp2HAAE7j-.png
Total Score: 2273
Average Rank: 53
Standard Deviation: 29.480
Electric Rank: 7/9
Ice Rank: 4/7

Fully Evolved Rank: 46/60

Rankings:
2 - GameBopAdv
8 - NFUN
10 - Paratroopa1
14 - hotdogturtle
18 - Eddv
19 - Bitto
19 - mnk
20 - andylt
22 - Brayze_II
22 - skulltrumpets
23 - DragonGargoyle
26 - MoogleKupo141
30 - Cody11533
30 - hbthebattle
31 - ScepterOfLove
32 - Steiner
35 - XIII_Rocks
38 - Inviso
48 - Xuxon
49 - Raka_Putra
53 - Bane_Of_Despair
53 - TexWolf_1729
56 - Luster Soldier
57 - Mihark
61 - Ermine
66 - VeryInsane
68 - red13n
74 - th3l3fty
76 - Anagram
77 - starfox
78 - OrangeCrush980
80 - PrinceOfKoopas
83 - ctesjbuvf
83 - xenosaga
86 - ecksgem
86 - KommunistKoala
87 - Ashethan
88 - DireKrow
91 - changmas
91 - PrinceKaro
94 - Johnbobb
94 - mcflubbin
95 - MZero

Comments:
NFUN (8) - Dude wouldn't survive 20 minutes. Rip the homie
Paratroopa1 (10) - hes so great. I love him so much. you think hes a freak and that hes probably suffering? thats just your opinion, I think hes just jittering because hes excited to be alive
hotdogturtle (14) - The only fossil that's not at the top of my list, but still an above-average Pokemon regardless.
mnk (19) - I feel so bad for him. He's doing his best...
andylt (20) - I really like what they did with the fossils this time. This one is obviously wrong but in a way that leans more towards playful than horrifying.
Inviso (38) - The two "Zolts" are cool than the two "Vishs", if only because Electric is such a rare dual-typing. That's it though.
Bane_Of_Despair (53) - The only reason why this one ranks so much higher than the -vish counterparts is because IT'S SO HAPPY. It might have a fucked up body that was put together wrongly but god damn it's happy to be alive!
Luster Soldier (56) - Another fossil Pokemon that came out looking terrible, as the head is way smaller than the bottom-heavy lower body. It apparently also has trouble walking, to the extent that can only walk very slowly.
Ermine (61) - Scientists were paid money in the Pokemon Universe to create these monstrosities. Good to know that I could become a scientist in that world if I'm a fucking moron!
PrinceOfKoopas (80) - It's just the booger boy (Zill) from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, and I hate it.
PrinceKaro (91) - why
Johnbobb (94) - https://imgur.com/bhfiUfG


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10/13/23 4:58:26 PM
#450
DireKrow posted...
The fact my #94 hasn't dropped yet blows my mind

heh

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10/13/23 4:57:13 PM
#448
PrinceKaro posted...
I swear gamefreak designs half of their dragon types using penis doodles as the base

yes. it is regrettable about the other half

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10/13/23 4:52:03 PM
#444
Raka_Putra posted...
They're all made up! What the heck are ZU and PU.
erm zoverused? duh

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10/13/23 4:49:43 PM
#441
mnk posted...
Well, that's how I used to play before they forced the exp share on everyone, but now I just rotate like 12+ Pokemon in and out. There's like no team building element left for me to consider anymore... :(

i get this too because exp share has made it like, completely inefficient to just keep a team of guys you like when you could so easily be working on your pokedex by dragging along your unevolved mons the entire game

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Steiner
10/13/23 4:45:29 PM
#437
63. Duraludon
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/4/AANp2HAAE7js.png
Total Score: 2276
Average Rank: 53
Standard Deviation: 19.879
Dragon Rank: 9/11
Steel Rank: 3/5

Fully Evolved Rank: 47/60

Rankings:
9 - Ashethan
19 - DragonGargoyle
22 - changmas
28 - ecksgem
31 - Brayze_II
32 - NFUN
32 - XIII_Rocks
35 - Inviso
36 - GameBopAdv
36 - KommunistKoala
36 - ScepterOfLove
37 - Bitto
37 - starfox
40 - MZero
43 - DireKrow
43 - Raka_Putra
44 - Luster Soldier
48 - mcflubbin
48 - skulltrumpets
49 - th3l3fty
51 - Johnbobb
55 - andylt
55 - Bane_Of_Despair
57 - xenosaga
58 - Anagram
58 - Steiner
59 - Ermine
59 - VeryInsane
60 - Eddv
64 - ctesjbuvf
65 - Cody11533
68 - TexWolf_1729
71 - hotdogturtle
71 - mnk
72 - OrangeCrush980
72 - Paratroopa1
74 - Xuxon
76 - hbthebattle
78 - MoogleKupo141
81 - PrinceOfKoopas
87 - red13n
89 - PrinceKaro
91 - Mihark

Comments:
NFUN (32) - I hate him a lot... except his Gigantamax is absolutely amazing. I love how fucking stupid those things are, usually in good ways. It is sad that it was clearly designed with the 'max in mind, so his original design is garbage
XIII_Rocks (32) - This isn't a great Pokemon or anything, but I quite like it and the G-Max form essentially being The Shard is so insanely ridiculous I have to put it high.
Inviso (35) - I appreciate having a more mainstream Dragon/Steel-type, but this just doesn't do much for me.
Johnbobb (51) - https://imgur.com/HkzFEY0
Bane_Of_Despair (55) - It's a big hunk of metal. It's kind of dumb but in a fine enough way. He's a big boy especially his Gigantimax form, and I had fun enough with him in my party.
mnk (71) - This one never really clicked for me.
Paratroopa1 (72) - I still dont even know what Im looking at
PrinceOfKoopas (81) - Why is it getting an evolution in Gen 9?
PrinceKaro (89) - one of the most questionably designed pokemon ever


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Steiner
10/13/23 4:43:20 PM
#436
Raka_Putra posted...
If we're basing it on competitive usefulness might as well not have NFEs except for, like, Murkrow and Doublade.
you know there are tiers other than OU right

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Steiner
10/13/23 4:42:45 PM
#435
yeah no idea.

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Steiner
10/13/23 4:37:35 PM
#431
Ashethan posted...
Some people want a team that steamrolls everything.

Others just want a team full of 6 dogs. Or 6 cats. Or 6 birds.

Not like the game is hard. It's why Nuzlockes were made.

yeah obviously. i'm just providing a little pushback to the "oh you didn't vote strictly on design? you must just be submitting the smogon tier list" mentality that's weirdly common in here

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Steiner
10/13/23 4:27:01 PM
#428
i get a good enough brain itch from min-maxing whatever the game. i don't play against other players so my eyebrows raise every time you say "competitive", i just have more fun finding ways to be efficient in games. steamrolling everyone with a level 100 wouldn't do anything for me but a guy whose exact type combination let me sneak past a fight that could have been tough, or particular set of moves that let me steamroll an annoying dungeon are the sorts of things that would stick with me well before like, what a pokemon looks like.

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Steiner
10/13/23 4:20:27 PM
#425
red13n posted...
I pick the Pokemon I use in-game pretty much entirely by design.

i would never even think of that!

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Steiner
10/13/23 4:10:33 PM
#422
64. Eldegoss
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/1/AANp2HAAE7jV.png
Total Score: 2323
Average Rank: 54
Standard Deviation: 23.925
Grass Rank: 7/10

Fully Evolved Rank: 48/60

Rankings:
10 - Eddv
12 - changmas
12 - Cody11533
13 - Luster Soldier
18 - GameBopAdv
23 - OrangeCrush980
30 - Brayze_II
35 - Paratroopa1
36 - Bane_Of_Despair
36 - Bitto
36 - th3l3fty
37 - mnk
38 - Xuxon
39 - PrinceKaro
40 - NFUN
42 - KommunistKoala
43 - andylt
45 - red13n
49 - xenosaga
52 - Raka_Putra
53 - MZero
56 - DireKrow
56 - mcflubbin
56 - PrinceOfKoopas
57 - Johnbobb
61 - ctesjbuvf
62 - hotdogturtle
67 - Ermine
71 - XIII_Rocks
74 - skulltrumpets
74 - starfox
75 - ecksgem
76 - MoogleKupo141
80 - Mihark
80 - TexWolf_1729
81 - Ashethan
82 - Inviso
83 - DragonGargoyle
83 - hbthebattle
83 - ScepterOfLove
87 - VeryInsane
89 - Steiner
91 - Anagram

Comments:
Luster Soldier (13) - Cute Pokemon with a design somewhat resembling Whimsicott (similar body type). Unlike Whimsicott, it is inferior to it because it is only a pure Grass type while Whimsicott has a secondary Fairy type.
Paratroopa1 (35) - will be underrated because people just dont appreciate middle-aged women smh
Bane_Of_Despair (36) - Really like the giant cotton fluff for the head, it pulls it off with elegance and grace. I'm not generally a huge Grass-type design lover but this is a winner for me.
mnk (37) - It's a pleasant enough design. Turning a dandelion into an old granny thing is a neat idea.
Raka_Putra (52) - Learning that it's supposed to resemble an older lady makes me like it significantly more
PrinceOfKoopas (56) - Fluffy cotton thing. ^_^
Johnbobb (57) - https://imgur.com/utTzlVq
hotdogturtle (62) - Why does it walk so slow in New Snap???
Inviso (82) - Stop making weak-ass, effeminate Grass mono-types. This doesn't need to exist when we have things like Lilligant and Bellossom and Tsareena already.


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Steiner
10/13/23 4:09:49 PM
#421
red13n posted...
A little bit? When I look at stuff from a competitive angle its more a soulless numbers game.

if the way someone enjoys their time with pokemon is playing competitively they're going to favour pokemon who they enjoy using in that context

i find it soulless and shallow to vote solely based on design but it seems to be the primary thing for a lot of you! i always found it weird because this isn't "board 8's best pokemon design" but voting based on anything else is looked down on.

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Steiner
10/13/23 3:43:29 PM
#411
red13n posted...
I'm assuming you all ranked it that high for weirdo competitive Pokemon reasons that I don't bother to understand anymore because damn is this just an awful design.

i assume you all ranked it low for weirdo design reasons that i have never bothered to understand

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Steiner
10/13/23 3:42:50 PM
#410
Zigzagoon posted...
I sure hope a pokemon in my top 10 doesn't win, otherwise that'll mean they are popular and I'll like them less!

you're saying it sarcastically and i don't understand why lol

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Steiner
10/13/23 3:34:29 PM
#404
65. Eternatus
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/3/AANp2HAAE7iv.png
Total Score: 2336
Average Rank: 54
Standard Deviation: 26.428
Dragon Rank: 10/11
Poison Rank: 4/5

Fully Evolved Rank: 49/60

Rankings:
3 - Xuxon
16 - Luster Soldier
17 - XIII_Rocks
18 - Inviso
19 - VeryInsane
20 - KommunistKoala
22 - xenosaga
25 - ScepterOfLove
27 - Steiner
29 - GameBopAdv
30 - Anagram
36 - Mihark
38 - Johnbobb
39 - MZero
40 - DragonGargoyle
43 - hotdogturtle
44 - th3l3fty
45 - andylt
46 - skulltrumpets
46 - TexWolf_1729
47 - ctesjbuvf
47 - mcflubbin
51 - hbthebattle
62 - ecksgem
63 - PrinceKaro
68 - Brayze_II
69 - starfox
70 - mnk
72 - DireKrow
73 - Paratroopa1
76 - Bane_Of_Despair
76 - OrangeCrush980
79 - NFUN
81 - Bitto
82 - Ermine
84 - Eddv
86 - Ashethan
86 - changmas
88 - Raka_Putra
89 - PrinceOfKoopas
92 - MoogleKupo141
96 - Cody11533
96 - red13n

Comments:
Luster Soldier (16) - One of the 3 legendaries that has a major role in the main story of Sword/Shield. It has a special form known as Eternamax Eternatus, which you get to battle in the main story as part of a Max Raid Battle. Eternamax has an insane BST of 1125, beating out both Mega Mewtwo (both forms) and Mega Rayquaza at 780 BST. This form wasn't intended to exist outside of the game's story, but someone has tried hacking the game to catch Eternamax and use it in-game in a variety of different situations. The results were documented in this video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm_l2vc19W4
XIII_Rocks (17) - I can't not rank a Pokemon with base 24341324 stats and hilariously conspicuous CGI in the anime high.
Inviso (18) - I just think it looks cool. It's not greatly-utilized in the story, because SwSh has a bad storyline, but Eternatus is pretty badass as a legendary.
Johnbobb (38) - https://imgur.com/8YltPx7
andylt (45) - Super edgy, but I don't hate it. Having not played these games, it does not look like it'd be in a trio with the dogs.
mnk (70) - What even is this thing? It looks even less like a Pokemon than the Ultra Beasts.
Paratroopa1 (73) - looks kind of cool if you view it from PRECISELY the correct angle where any of its geometry even kind of makes sense
Bane_Of_Despair (76) - It is pretty cool looking and once again I really like the color scheme, but I think it goes a liiiiiittle too outside the confines of being a Pokemon. I've never been the biggest fan of "alien" Pokemon anyway, not that I dislike them as much as some people but I generally prefer ones that are closer to existing animals/things.
NFUN (79) - lol
Eddv (84) - trashmon
Raka_Putra (88) - It gives me great unease
PrinceOfKoopas (89) - Extremely ugly freak.


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Steiner
10/13/23 3:34:03 PM
#403
personally i would never publicly admit that my opinions are carefully crafted to counter other opinions i heard about. i would find that deeply, deeply embarrassing.

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TopicThis "AI Learns A Video Game" video is on another level. (Pokemon Red)
Steiner
10/13/23 3:29:03 PM
#10
Lopen posted...
getting items like badges and stuff since in theory that's memory space that can be accessed.

maybe i missed something saying otherwise but i'm under the impression this was all driven by visuals and not accessing actual data

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Steiner
10/13/23 3:27:32 PM
#400
Zigzagoon posted...
then having that sour your opinion further, that's a mental illness?

yeah

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