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Grand Dad 7. Grand Dad trilogy 1-6 was better

STEROLIZER posted...

No thoughts on the beta and pre-reg options?

Good idea. But we need to lock some of those features behind a pay wall. I got it. Gamefaqs tabs.

We trick users into using features that would normally be behind a paywall, once they reach a certain point, we front load the missing payments. Let's say, to create an account that can post up to 20 messages per day, you have to enter your credit card information.

1. 300 karma requirements to post and access boards.
If a new user or casual visitor tries to access a board, they'll be met with a blank page, buuut, that page will be flooded with ads, which brings me to by next point.

2. Ads, sweet, glorious ads.
There will be ads under every topic created and ads under every post, we'll have pop ups appear every 20 minutes, ads up on the top of the screen and the bottom and ads that will follow the user as they browse the site.

3. No politik, no seggs, no Jebus, no animu.
All non-gaming boards are donezo, gone, kapoowie, kazaps. All users who posted on those boards? Bozos. They're tryna sink the place and our ad revenue, purg them for a year, that'll rile them down.

4. Anon Mods
All mods shall be under the same name, that name will be Terry

5. Anon Users
No more customization for the users, they'll all be under the same name: Terry

6. FAQ rules
All of these guides are nice, but they're not profitable enough, we need sponsors for every big game we make FAQs for, if we can't find sponsors, we take FAQs down until we can find one.

7. GameFAQs plus.
FAQs will be divided into a readable section and blurred section that can only be accessed through a $10 fine. With $20, you can buy karma and access boards too (and also get your account unsuspended and unpurged)

Everything I typed down was totally serious btw /s.

Those are some cancerous ads

"I'm Dirty Dan"

I remember that time we all remembered our time on CE

I went to the Threader zone

"a damn fried doughball stuck on some chicken [and their gravy is] wallpaper paste."

Everything is in-game roleplay now.

"The war in Israel, In Hearts of Iron 4"
"Politics in Florida, in GTA6"
"The 2024 elections, in Minecraft"
"Joe Biden, In virtual chat."

Mario has the spaghett, Lara the cake

Z-box

https://youtu.be/ygTV45X1yGI?si=mbc2vzLjkY-RRyOS

The_Popo posted...

Everybody didnt take a turn in Dragon Quest. It was one lone dude killing off a buncha shit in the wild, and plundering stuff from a dead guy named Eldrick.

Final Fantasy came out after Dragon Quest 2, which had a party system.

I don't think this is a slippery slope in terms of censorship and banning social media, but it does show a bit of xenophobia. Perhaps it could open the door to more data and privacy rights, especially since there's AI.

https://youtu.be/IZp4Zmolyjs?si=xT4_P1etvYnc0du_

In this video, we plainly see that China, Brazil and Southeast Asian counties make sacrifices to demon lords to possess African Americans and slowly drain their Black Hebrew souls into the geto statue with the goal of harnessing the power to release Lucifer on Earth in hopes to break his inevitable defeat to our Holy Christ.

Hated him ever since he simped for Aquamans coastal real estate acquisitions or should I say AQUAsitions?

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bnui_ransder posted...

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