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Topic	When do guys with gfs find the time to watch porno?
Smackems 04/07/24 2:22:09 PM #7	ExtremeLuchador posted... Everyone I dated was very anti-porn. I'd get in trouble for that. Do you live in the Vatican --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	why is western animation so often deliberately ugly? why so visually repulsive?
Smackems 04/07/24 2:17:55 PM #19	Because in the 90s we decided butts farts burps and barfs were the way --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	ITT: I try to recreate the cast of Smash Bros Ultimate using AI
Smackems 04/07/24 2:14:59 PM #62	Kami_no_Kami posted... Wow, you just gave me a flashback to 2005. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a2f30d13.jpg Gawdamn bro packing a rizzzlin HAWG --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Remember 'Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead'?
Smackems 04/07/24 1:37:57 PM #17	MaxEffingBemis posted... Dune was also a remake btw It's not a remake of the movie or show --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Remember 'Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead'?
Smackems 04/07/24 1:36:51 PM #16	specialkid8 posted... Are you okay sir? Should I call the doctor? I need to be remade --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Remember 'Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead'?
Smackems 04/07/24 12:16:19 PM #8	Remake remake superhero remake remake superhero dune --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I'm alive again >_> What did I miss?
Smackems 04/07/24 12:15:43 PM #24	DKBananaSlamma posted... It was fun! Germany was a cool country >_> Wouldn't mind going back someday Are the stereotypes about beer and sausages true Did you see anyone wearing a feathered hat and those goofy green outfits with suspenders --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Do you like or dislike capitalism? HOw do you feel about it?
Smackems 04/07/24 10:32:05 AM #2	It's gotten way out of hand --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I'm alive again >_> What did I miss?
Smackems 04/07/24 10:31:19 AM #18	Why didn't you pick more of my cards in cah --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Sword!
Smackems 04/07/24 10:28:22 AM #3	I didn't But after the topic I guess I saw an arming sword (I think DND treats them like they're the short sword so I voted short sword) --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	It's time to restart and finally beat that game that I didn't beat before.
Smackems 04/06/24 10:57:29 PM #2	Fatal frame I see why you stopped --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	ITT: I try to recreate the cast of Smash Bros Ultimate using AI
Smackems 04/06/24 10:53:45 PM #46	Accolon posted... #18 Dr. Mario https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/29149b15.jpg Couldn't get it to make his head mirror. Did he put on weight when he became a doctor --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Found my soulmates..
Smackems 04/06/24 10:40:26 PM #7	Irony posted... Do something about them fucking Snapchat notifications --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	ITT: I try to recreate the cast of Smash Bros Ultimate using AI
Smackems 04/06/24 10:07:35 PM #29	Weezy_Tha_Don posted... you should also post the description you give to the AI Agreed with this. At least just one --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	ITT: I try to recreate the cast of Smash Bros Ultimate using AI
Smackems 04/06/24 10:01:56 PM #27	Accolon posted... #11 Captain Falcon https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1a2f7a68.jpg Not sure why he's cut off at the legs. Falcon THIGH --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	ITT: I try to recreate the cast of Smash Bros Ultimate using AI
Smackems 04/06/24 9:24:09 PM #17	-Unowninator- posted... https://imgur.com/MdP6HoX Lmao --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Are you gonna travel to see the solar eclipse?
Smackems 04/06/24 9:22:52 PM #10	I'm actually being strapped to one of those missiles NASA is firing --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Alright CE, I need some God-Tier Menu Music
Smackems 04/06/24 9:22:19 PM #11	sabin017 posted... https://youtu.be/5e0Qelqp-Cc That's a goodn --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	ITT: I try to recreate the cast of Smash Bros Ultimate using AI
Smackems 04/06/24 9:20:42 PM #14	-Unowninator- posted... Okay, that's actually adorable. ~~Can't be cuter than Pichu's pic though~~. I hope pichu is an abomination --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	ITT: I try to recreate the cast of Smash Bros Ultimate using AI
Smackems 04/06/24 9:20:18 PM #13	Accolon posted... #6 Kirby https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e5a6717e.jpg I'm sorry HOLY GOD YOU SHOULD BE keep em comin --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Alright CE, I need some God-Tier Menu Music
Smackems 04/06/24 9:11:50 PM #2	https://youtu.be/nJI8JDnLH3Y?si=-_Azoeqsxs9Cny2D --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	4chan documentary The Antisocial Network, is up on Netflix
Smackems 04/06/24 9:05:22 PM #54	Where did the other 3 chans go? Did 4, the largest chan, simply eat the other 3? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	ITT: I try to recreate the cast of Smash Bros Ultimate using AI
Smackems 04/06/24 9:01:29 PM #4	Oh this could be fun --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What is a good starter dog
Smackems 04/06/24 8:36:45 PM #7	Pit bull --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Im 37 no kids or wife
Smackems 04/06/24 8:34:00 PM #97	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Why do you think freedom and nothing holding you back from any opportunity makes you a loser ??? Did you get dumped --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	So... black starfire is kinda hot tbh
Smackems 04/06/24 8:13:14 PM #33	Choco posted... jesus fucking christ sorry for thinking one photo maker her look worse than another Apparently you didn't like that --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Do you look down on people who play hunters in wow?
Smackems 04/06/24 4:17:26 PM #10	I used to main hunter so yes --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	So... black starfire is kinda hot tbh
Smackems 04/06/24 4:06:00 PM #28	Choco posted... it makes it look like she has buckteeth or if she does have buckteeth then it's still less flattering than the op Yeah and I bet her elbows are super pointy too --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	So... black starfire is kinda hot tbh
Smackems 04/06/24 2:59:24 PM #8	Dat video suc --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Im 37 no kids or wife
Smackems 04/06/24 2:58:15 PM #27	TuxedoCyan posted... Oh trust me I know I am really going to be up the creek without a paddle one day. Try something that involves no one but you. Try to learn an instrument, draw, code, just something so that when that day comes you can have a skill in your back pocket --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Danny Masterson attacked in prison
Smackems 04/06/24 2:54:50 PM #24	YellowSUV posted... There are a lot of rapists in prison, is it really common for rapists to always be attacked? It is Prisoners have a kind of honor system (most of em) and don't look upon dishonorable crimes like being pedos, rape, or abusing women very fondly Things like stealing or assaulting a man (not a woman) are looked at more kindly so to speak --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Im 37 no kids or wife
Smackems 04/06/24 2:26:12 PM #23	FinalBraveNUT posted... . Good advice. Think I'm going to check out that job opportunity Doesn't pay much but it's better than nothing Also the experience is insanely valuable. You're literally the closest person to a doctor every day, working right beside them (either in person or remote) 8 hours a day (or you can do part time) --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Im 37 no kids or wife
Smackems 04/06/24 2:25:12 PM #22	TuxedoCyan posted... No plan. Too much anxiety. You need to make a plan. You don't want to be on the receiving end of the world without one in that situation --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ideas for small wedding
Smackems 04/06/24 2:24:06 PM #19	I don't think we even want a reception or anything just the ceremony --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Im 37 no kids or wife
Smackems 04/06/24 2:16:39 PM #17	archizzy posted... I think context always matters. Like if youre purposefully living with elderly or disabled relatives to help watch over them and take care of them that is completely different than someone who decided to never leave home and just mooches off their parents. There are always situations that can arise out of nowhere and cause a setback. A sudden loss of your job, a sudden divorce and you have no where to go. These are much different situations than never leaving the nest. Some people cant leave home though because of a disability or whatever. It happens. Many people have many different circumstances. Your situation is your business but I just hope your feelings about your situation arent being influenced by others. If its simply how you feel about your situation then maybe you can work on either why you feel that way or change the circumstances of why you feel that way. I did this (and also care gave for others that I wasn't kin to) for a decade and you can absolutely get paid decent money for it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Im 37 no kids or wife
Smackems 04/06/24 2:15:35 PM #15	TuxedoCyan posted... I live with my parents and I have severe social anxiety. I have done absolutely nothing with my life in the last 24 years because I just don't want to be an adult and have responsibilities and work for a living and all that. So I don't. My parents are okay with this. I'm sure they wish I had a normal life but they don't want to force me. You could try getting a work from home job. I work for Scribe America. I work at home and say MAYBE 30 words a day and only to one person The work is easy and stress free for the most part They're always looking for new hires, no experience or education necessary. Just need to have a GED, pass a background check, and pass a urine test So there are absolutely things out there for people with bad social anxiety if you're willing to try --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	So I found a picture of Error online
Smackems 04/06/24 2:12:58 PM #5	GeminiDeus posted... God, I can't believe he's got his dick out like that. Lmao off Why the fuck did I say "off" too I think I'm tired --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	So I found a picture of Error online
Smackems 04/06/24 2:12:48 PM #4	He happily admits it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Danny Masterson attacked in prison
Smackems 04/06/24 2:11:58 PM #5	Oh no --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Im 37 no kids or wife
Smackems 04/06/24 2:09:23 PM #10	TuxedoCyan posted... I'm 42 and exactly the same, except I haven't had a job in 24 years either. I don't want kids though and never having a gf isn't that big a deal. I like not having responsibilities. Do you live with someone who pays for all your needs? Do you have a handicap of some sort? Do you tc? If you live off someone else's money and there's nothing wrong with you, then... --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ideas for small wedding
Smackems 04/06/24 2:08:04 PM #17	archizzy posted... Do a backyard wedding. Or if you dont have enough property find a place you could book an outdoor wedding (depending on location/wedding date/typical weather). Keep it along the lines of an outdoor country wedding. Simple, regular clothes attire, then have a backyard BBQ. Either a friend or relative thats capable of doing a big family BBQ or ultimately cater it. The best weddings Ive ever been to have basically been backyard country weddings with a simple setup. Even went to ones where everyone literally sat on hay bales. Small, simple, bride and groom were in jeans and dress shirts and they had a killer BBQ set up with a band. Best wedding ever and they only spent money on food and the band. But where Im from people have a lot of property, nice country settings, barns, all kinds of stuff to facilitate this kind of thing without getting a venue. There's enough room for the wedding where I live but there's dog shit and not much parking room But yeah that's what I would want. Outside in the country, quiet Crimsoness posted... Take her to vegas and get married by Elvis She wants this --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Have you ever actually seen a full Anita Sarkeesian video?
Smackems 04/06/24 2:00:48 PM #47	No but I've seen enough to know she's annoying --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What do you like to do on weekends outside of the house?
Smackems 04/06/24 1:52:20 PM #8	Walk back into the house --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	The Doom Eternal aliens SPOILERS
Smackems 04/06/24 1:51:14 PM #43	CRON posted... Bethesda really wanted to push the idea of a "Doom Universe" as like a Marvel-ish grimdark canon but it didn't work out because of how sloppily everything was planned out. Invasion Mode would have been a game changer IMO. It was a cancelled mode that allowed you to randomly spawn into peoples' campaigns as a buffed demon and try to stop them from progressing. That's hardly a novel idea though --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ideas for small wedding
Smackems 04/06/24 1:50:40 PM #14	Robot2600 posted... so how does that work? I think it'd be better if you asked more specific questions lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ideas for small wedding
Smackems 04/06/24 1:46:54 PM #11	Robot2600 posted... ruh roh We have already talked about it extensively --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ideas for small wedding
Smackems 04/06/24 1:07:58 PM #9	bsp77 posted... I think you know I'm not, but our DJ made our wedding reception awesome. People were dancing and drinking for hours. Multiple people told me it was the most fun wedding they had been to. I did not know I thought you were some sort of musician Like hobby musician I think we want our wedding short --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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