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TopicLiterally dodgeball on ESPN2 right now
SauI_Goodman
12/28/18 12:36:33 AM
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TopicGirl catches her boyfriend fucking her dad at her mothers funeral.
SauI_Goodman
12/28/18 12:25:10 AM
#3
It's one thing to be a beard. But to your dad.
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TopicBurning building. You can only save one: Neil deGrasse-Tyson or Bill Nye
SauI_Goodman
12/28/18 12:21:10 AM
#24
monkmith posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
I made a topic pretty similar to this before the Degrasse is a pervert news came out and the results were overwhelmingly in his favor. Now not so much lol.

tyson vs nye?

Yah.
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TopicBurning building. You can only save one: Neil deGrasse-Tyson or Bill Nye
SauI_Goodman
12/27/18 11:28:09 PM
#22
I made a topic pretty similar to this before the Degrasse is a pervert news came out and the results were overwhelmingly in his favor. Now not so much lol.
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TopicScenario: UnfairRepresent is your lawyer at a murder trial.
SauI_Goodman
12/27/18 11:27:05 PM
#17
Killmonger posted...
I'd rather have @SauI_Goodman as my lawyer.

*comes in a hurry*

Alright you bozo cops! I need you to leave the room and take your hidden microphone with you. This is a direct violation of my client's rights. You do have money to pay me right?
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TopicIs psychology really a useless degree?
SauI_Goodman
12/27/18 11:29:09 AM
#85
I was thinking about going back to school online at snhu for a history degree. Either that or an English degree. English seems like it'd be more useful. If I go with history I'd probably go all out and go for a masters. I've always been an indecisive guy.
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TopicI want a full HD remake of Silent Hill
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 11:49:52 PM
#2
I want a 3some with jessica biel and jessica alba.
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TopicJust downed half a bottle of rum in one go. Wish me luck.
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 11:07:34 PM
#3
enjoy that hangover.
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TopicImagine being so rich you can afford a beach house
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 11:06:52 PM
#2
A beach house in Hawaii, San Fran, San Diego or Miami. That would be the dream.
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TopicRate this conversation I had on Tinder out of 10.
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 11:00:01 PM
#6
This was funny the first time I read it. In 2008.
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TopicFavorite Adam Sandler movie?
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:58:15 PM
#15
EnragedSlith posted...
I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver

HEEEEY! I'll turn this damn bus around! That'll ruin your PRECIOUS little field trip pretty damn quick eh?!
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TopicHow weird would it be for a 38 yo neckbeard to start taking ballet classes?
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:50:20 PM
#12
Maybe you'll meet a girl. You won't meet one playing vidya games at home all day every day. And women like confidence. A man going out to learn ballet would be a very confident thing to you.
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TopicHot Indian girls
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:49:04 PM
#28
I was thinking this was going to be about Native American Indian girls. The one that got married to the Jonas brother is hawt though.
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TopicWhat do you currently have in your wallet?
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:47:39 PM
#5
King Rial posted...
CosmicShadows posted...
SSC

Don't walk around with this!

WTF?!

Pretty much this. There is no valid reason for you to have this on you constantly. It's not even an official form of ID. Keep that shit locked up somewhere.
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TopicPhilip Rivers has 8 kids and is expecting a 9th
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:39:11 PM
#19
DirkDiggles posted...
Antonio Cromartie has 8 kids with 7 different women. He has to pay something like $300,000 per year. lol


As bad as that is Travis Henry has him beat. 11 kids by 10 women.
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Topicguess I'm going sober (drug addiction)
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:35:12 PM
#5
Hey man. I wish you luck. I've never been in this predicament myself but I have attempted to help friends who have gone through it. Definitely going to be tough but keep it up.
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TopicTurns out the girl who dumped me in HS is a crack addict now
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:34:16 PM
#6
Could be worse. You could still be with her and have to put up with her bullcrap. We all make decisions in life and she has to deal with them.
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TopicFavorite Adam Sandler movie?
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:33:08 PM
#5
I view Adam Sandler the same way I view Will Ferrell. I loved their early stuff. Absolutely hate their new stuff.
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TopicHow long is your gamer dick?
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:32:28 PM
#3
Gamer dick 14 inches

real dick 5 :(
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TopicPhilip Rivers has 8 kids and is expecting a 9th
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:31:43 PM
#17
Also I believe they are Catholic (or at least one of them is) so the 9 kids shouldn't be a big surprise.
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TopicPhilip Rivers has 8 kids and is expecting a 9th
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:27:33 PM
#14
Phil Rivers doesn't believe in protection on the field or in the bedroom. Huzzah!

I stole that from somebody on here.
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TopicArtie Lang shares pix of nose after 3 decades of drug abuse.
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:20:39 PM
#1
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/comedian-artie-lange-shares-photo-nose-3-decades-drug-abuse-214619745.html

I remember thinking back in '99 when he was on Howard Stern that this dude isn't going to be around very much longer. He has proven me wrong.
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TopicI just fully paid off my credit cards. I have an 806 credit score. Feels good.
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:19:32 PM
#3
Almost 850. Not quite.
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TopicAll I want for Christmas is you
SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 10:17:46 PM
#3
lol I forgot I made this topic. I was just kidding. I hope everyone had a happy holiday. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, nothing, hopefully you had a good time.
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TopicOn my way to the Philippines.
SauI_Goodman
12/24/18 7:06:17 PM
#8
I love watching videos of old fat horny white guys walking around in places like Thailand and Amsterdam lol
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TopicAll I want for Christmas is you
SauI_Goodman
12/24/18 7:02:40 PM
#1
to go away.
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TopicHave you seen the 1,000 member band yet
SauI_Goodman
12/24/18 12:10:37 AM
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TopicThese ads are getting annoying
SauI_Goodman
12/24/18 12:06:50 AM
#3
Imagine not having adblock one week away from 2019.
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TopicShould I no call no show at work to be with my grandparents tonorrow?
SauI_Goodman
12/24/18 12:06:05 AM
#16
Don't be a butthole.
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TopicWhy did they fuck up Andy so much in the final season of The Office.
SauI_Goodman
12/24/18 12:04:34 AM
#16
cmiller4642 posted...
Why did they even continue the show after Steve Carrell left?

I knew it was over as soon as I saw Ferrell.
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TopicWhy did they fuck up Andy so much in the final season of The Office.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 10:45:42 PM
#5
Remember that one chick Cathy. She was hot. And then she disappeared lol.
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TopicTrump supporters using that new math.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:46:35 PM
#2
new math sucks. fuck that shit.
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TopicI'll buy someone a Steam game for less than $10.00
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:38:47 PM
#16
hey guys i'm horny
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TopicInto the Spider-Verse will have a sequel and a spinoff
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:36:54 PM
#2
usually what happens when something makes a lot of money.
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Topic24 y/o North Carolina Man's DECAPITATED HEAD from TRAIN has finally been FOUND!!
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:33:00 PM
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TopicWhat do you guys of Despacito, the most popular song of all time?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:25:56 PM
#18
i thought it was already decided that don't stop believin' was the most popular song of all time. despacito hasn't even been out that long.
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TopicWhich is worse: beating your spouse or cheating on them?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:24:16 PM
#2
Tough call. One is a crime and one isn't. Even though cheating isn't a crime it can leave some huge emotional scars.
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TopicI was listening to Christmas music and a song about date rape came on
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:16:29 PM
#8
Lots of people including myself didn't even know this song until somebody started protesting it and brought attention to it. And I love the song. It's catchy.
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TopicWorking hard to get my body right but still have an ugly face, sucks :(
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:14:30 PM
#29
LethalAffinity posted...
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If you work out enough you'll completely stop giving a shit about how you look. You will only care about how much you can lift. The only people that look at you will be other dudes and the only reason they're looking at you is to see how much you lift.


This. A lot of the top bodybuilders have unfortunate faces but immaculate bodies

sort of like the opposite of the fat girls with really pretty faces.
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TopicWorking hard to get my body right but still have an ugly face, sucks :(
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:12:56 PM
#27
NOM posted...
Mareen posted...
Being so hard on yourself isn't going to help.

Im just bein real with myself tbh.

The only reason Im working out is to relieve my back pain. I know no matter how ripped and swole I get Ill still be a bland ugly piece of garbage

what kind of foods do you eat for your protein.
also do you do less weight more rep or more weight less rep.
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TopicI watched Mortal Kombat (95) last night
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:10:30 PM
#36
back when brigette wilson sampras was still hot. and then she met pete sampras.
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TopicFor those who played Red Dead Redemption/2
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:09:46 PM
#9
I played gun but remember literally none of it.
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Topicwhere's going deep
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 9:04:28 PM
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https://ibb.co/mS2by2N

we're getting close buddy
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TopicYou guys remember that scene in 'Predator', where they have infinite ammo ?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 8:49:29 PM
#7
dillon! you sonofabitch!
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TopicWhich of these is your favorite Christmas movie?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 8:44:22 PM
#12
lmao no die hard. *leaves topic*
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TopicWoman being dubbed as SERVICE DOG SALLY after altercation with service dog owner
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 8:43:05 PM
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OctilIery posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
It's pretty easy to spot a fake service dog. Service dogs are usually extremely well behaved and not pulling on the leash and going crazy trying to find attention.

You don't know many service dogs do you?


Considering I've volunteered at an animal shelter for 27 years I've seen one. Or two. Or a couple hundred.
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