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au_gold
12/26/18 10:51:30 PM
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Me: Happy holidays! :)
Her: thanks
Me: Are you really 24?
Her: no im 18
Me: Ooh, ripe. ;)
Her: ummmm ok
Me: I meant that as a compliment.
Me: Are you still there?
Me: Please respond.

Its been a couple hours. Should I write again or should I wait for her?
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Wasssup Now
12/26/18 10:53:25 PM
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I think another wink face should seal the deal
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Vyrulisse
12/26/18 10:54:35 PM
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bulletproofvita
12/26/18 10:58:25 PM
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au_gold posted...
Me: Ooh, ripe. ;)

yaYRJPF
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au_gold
12/26/18 10:58:33 PM
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Who is that? I dont watch Naruto.
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SauI_Goodman
12/26/18 11:00:01 PM
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This was funny the first time I read it. In 2008.
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au_gold
12/26/18 11:16:10 PM
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Its not supposed to be funny. Im trying to be affable.
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au_gold
12/27/18 9:23:05 PM
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Should I send her another message?
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bulletproofvita
12/27/18 9:25:31 PM
#9:


Please respond
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_MorningStar
12/27/18 9:31:34 PM
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au_gold posted...
Should I send her another message?

Absolutely.
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au_gold
12/27/18 10:13:13 PM
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I sent Im truly sorry if I offended you yesterday. Waiting on a response.
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GasMonkey
12/27/18 10:14:54 PM
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try, madame please forgive me post haste
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GameboyTroy
12/27/18 10:20:56 PM
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Make sure to be confident.
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au_gold
12/28/18 7:25:15 PM
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Her: i wasn't offended lol
Her: what do you do?
Me: Oh, okay. Good. :)
Me: I do many things - I play video games, read, and write.
Her: lol i mean for work
Me: Oh! Haha.
Me: I'm unemployed.
Me: I sell pills, though, if you're interested.
Her: no thanks
Me: What do you do for work?
Her: full time student
Me: Nice. I bet you get a lot of attention at school.
Her: meaning?
Me: You're a cute, nubile, young woman. ;)
Me: Hello?

I think I'm getting better at this.
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bulletproofvita
12/28/18 8:42:22 PM
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Please respond
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Land Of Gamecubes
12/28/18 8:45:07 PM
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Communication is key - if you don't say "please respond", she won't know she's supposed to respond. I don't know that I would mention the "selling pills" thing again, I think you should sell it was "making the magic happen".
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au_gold
12/28/18 10:35:50 PM
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Part of me thinks it's desperate to send "please respond" twice in a conversation. But who am I to question CE's expertise on talking to women?

Just sent it.
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KILBOTz
12/28/18 10:38:24 PM
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rather than selling pills say you are a street pharmacist. its all about branding.
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CoolBro
12/28/18 10:40:15 PM
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Land Of Gamecubes posted...
Communication is key - if you don't say "please respond", she won't know she's supposed to respond. I don't know that I would mention the "selling pills" thing again, I think you should sell it was "making the magic happen".

TC don't believe this fake kissless guy
you need to make yourself looked assertive. You should tell more of the story of your "selling pillls" to make you looked interesting and unique
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bevan306
12/28/18 10:40:29 PM
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girls love confidence. Instead of saying please respond, have you tried the more assertive RESPOND NOW
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CoolBro
12/28/18 10:41:11 PM
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i would rate this conversation as 10, i think you are nailing it, TC.
She replied late because she's shy
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Land Of Gamecubes
12/28/18 11:49:07 PM
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please respond
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Muffinz0rz
12/28/18 11:50:23 PM
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Land Of Gamecubes posted...
please respond

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Mystery_Mission
12/28/18 11:53:01 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Land Of Gamecubes posted...
please respond
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Proto_Spark
12/29/18 12:10:06 AM
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Mystery_Mission posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Land Of Gamecubes posted...
please respond
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Offworlder1
12/29/18 12:28:34 AM
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She is overwhelmed by your suave replies.
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au_gold
12/30/18 12:06:53 AM
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Thanks for the votes of confidence, guys. Ill send her another please respond if she hasnt replied by tomorrow.
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CM_Ponch
12/30/18 12:08:48 AM
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Send her a documentary on pedophilia and see how her ethics and morals are
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GameboyTroy
12/30/18 1:30:11 AM
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au_gold posted...
Thanks for the votes of confidence, guys. Ill send her another please respond if she hasnt replied by tomorrow.

Ask her if she is there.
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bulletproofvita
12/30/18 1:30:52 AM
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Send her a question mark
?
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au_gold
12/30/18 9:24:26 PM
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Her: sorry i fell asleep
Me: No worries. Thats one thing we have in common!
Her: what?
Me: I also slept last night.
Me: What are you studying in school?
Her: psychology
Me: Lmao.
Me: Seriously though.
Her: i am serious
Me: Oh, shit. Sorry.
Me: Thats a good field to be in...
Her: i know
Me: ...if you want to be unemployed for the rest of your life.
Her: fuck off
Me: Im kidding! Jeez, lol.
Me: What branch of psychology interests you?
Her: behavioral therapy
Me: Nice. Is this a good time to mention that I have a rapist fetish?
Me: *therapist. Holy fuck, autocorrect.
Me: It was a joke, anyway.
Me: I promise I wont rape you.

It was going pretty well for a while.
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Wasssup Now
12/30/18 9:28:05 PM
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Great job. Your humor was definitely coming through in that last exchange. I think your ready to ask her out on a date.
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Forlorn_Ass
12/30/18 9:28:19 PM
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L m f a o
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Ultima Dragon
12/30/18 9:30:32 PM
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Lmao, I am amazed that she keeps coming back for more. She must really have nothing else going on.
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_Lyonidias
12/30/18 9:30:42 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
Mystery_Mission posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Land Of Gamecubes posted...
please respond

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bulletproofvita
12/30/18 9:35:47 PM
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Please respond
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GameboyTroy
12/30/18 10:58:22 PM
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au_gold posted...
Her: sorry i fell asleep
Me: No worries. Thats one thing we have in common!
Her: what?
Me: I also slept last night.
Me: What are you studying in school?
Her: psychology
Me: Lmao.
Me: Seriously though.
Her: i am serious
Me: Oh, shit. Sorry.
Me: Thats a good field to be in...
Her: i know
Me: ...if you want to be unemployed for the rest of your life.
Her: fuck off
Me: Im kidding! Jeez, lol.
Me: What branch of psychology interests you?
Her: behavioral therapy
Me: Nice. Is this a good time to mention that I have a rapist fetish?
Me: *therapist. Holy fuck, autocorrect.
Me: It was a joke, anyway.
Me: I promise I wont rape you.

It was going pretty well for a while.

Try not to scare her away. Women can get scared.
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au_gold
12/31/18 12:22:56 AM
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I dont understand. What part of the conversation could have scared her?
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GameboyTroy
12/31/18 12:54:43 AM
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au_gold posted...
I dont understand. What part of the conversation could have scared her?

Try not to mention rape.
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dib153
12/31/18 1:00:00 AM
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rhklce
12/31/18 1:08:24 AM
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Great job informing her that you will not rape her. This is important and shows her that you are kind.
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Bad_Mojo
12/31/18 1:14:29 AM
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How do people even get responses? No one ever responds to any of my messages
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ThyCorndog
12/31/18 1:19:36 AM
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TC be like
Drmgbnl
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GameboyTroy
12/31/18 2:09:57 AM
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Girls that are 18 years old are definitely ripe. I'm just being real.
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