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LightningAce11 12/27/18 9:33:32 PM #1: |
You have been accused of murder. What happens?
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CM_Ponch 12/27/18 9:34:08 PM #2: |
I plead guilty, no need to embarrasse myself
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averagejoel 12/27/18 9:34:46 PM #3: |
I tell him I want to plead guilty and let him work his magic
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A_Good_Boy 12/27/18 9:38:28 PM #4: |
He'll win my trial through sheer attrition.
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SquirrelyDan 12/27/18 9:39:25 PM #6: |
And I was never seen again.
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CM_Ponch 12/27/18 9:39:29 PM #7: |
A_Good_Boy posted...
He'll win my trial through sheer attrition. sigless lawyer logic --- SW-8316-3213-4720 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_MorningStar 12/27/18 9:40:34 PM #8: |
averagejoel posted...
I tell him I want to plead guilty and let him work his magic --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceWingsta 12/27/18 9:40:38 PM #9: |
He'll start posting giant cardboard pictures that have no relevance to my case.
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DifferentialEquation 12/27/18 9:41:50 PM #11: |
I would feel an overwhelming sense of relief at having someone with such a superior intellect and oratory prowess as my legal counsel.
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itachi15243 12/27/18 9:42:24 PM #12: |
I think he goes to prison, and they have to retry me, but they don't because they're afraid of my new attorney who's a big black man named wesley.
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A_Good_Boy 12/27/18 9:43:09 PM #13: |
CM_Ponch posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...He'll win my trial through sheer attrition. Or more realistically my lawyer would end up in prison on contempt of court charges cause he'd refuse to shut the fuck up for even a second. --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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glitteringfairy 12/27/18 9:43:57 PM #14: |
DifferentialEquation posted...
I would feel an overwhelming sense of relief at having someone with such a superior intellect and oratory prowess as my legal counsel. --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Killmonger 12/27/18 9:45:05 PM #15: |
I'd rather have @SauI_Goodman as my lawyer.
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Zack_Attackv1 12/27/18 9:47:42 PM #16: |
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SauI_Goodman 12/27/18 11:27:05 PM #17: |
Killmonger posted...
I'd rather have @SauI_Goodman as my lawyer. *comes in a hurry* Alright you bozo cops! I need you to leave the room and take your hidden microphone with you. This is a direct violation of my client's rights. --- Currently playing: Castlevania 4 (snes), Spiderman (ps4), Resident Evil (xbone) Mods: I don't read my notifications. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gafemage 12/27/18 11:51:24 PM #19: |
_MorningStar posted...
averagejoel posted...I tell him I want to plead guilty and let him work his magic Came ITT to post this, essentially. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirrelyDan 12/28/18 2:35:56 AM #21: |
I thought my post was pretty appropriate.
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catboy0_0 12/28/18 2:37:29 AM #22: |
SquirrelyDan posted...
And I was never seen again. haha --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 2:40:56 AM #23: |
CM_Ponch posted...
I plead guilty, no need to embarrasse myself If you plead guilty you still need a lawyer dude. Your post makes no sense --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 12/28/18 2:41:34 AM #24: |
Fire him and get an attorney who knows what they are doing, one with a high win ratio for not guilty verdicts and could represent my best interests.
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powerman1426 12/28/18 2:44:23 AM #25: |
AceWingsta posted...
He'll start posting giant cardboard pictures that have no relevance to my case. You'll also need a new attorney afterwards since he won't show back up after being proved irrelevant --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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