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LightningAce11
12/27/18 9:33:32 PM
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You have been accused of murder. What happens?
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CM_Ponch
12/27/18 9:34:08 PM
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I plead guilty, no need to embarrasse myself
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averagejoel
12/27/18 9:34:46 PM
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I tell him I want to plead guilty and let him work his magic
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A_Good_Boy
12/27/18 9:38:28 PM
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He'll win my trial through sheer attrition.
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SquirrelyDan
12/27/18 9:39:25 PM
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And I was never seen again.
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CM_Ponch
12/27/18 9:39:29 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
He'll win my trial through sheer attrition.

sigless lawyer logic
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_MorningStar
12/27/18 9:40:34 PM
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averagejoel posted...
I tell him I want to plead guilty and let him work his magic

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AceWingsta
12/27/18 9:40:38 PM
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He'll start posting giant cardboard pictures that have no relevance to my case.
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DifferentialEquation
12/27/18 9:41:50 PM
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I would feel an overwhelming sense of relief at having someone with such a superior intellect and oratory prowess as my legal counsel.
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itachi15243
12/27/18 9:42:24 PM
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I think he goes to prison, and they have to retry me, but they don't because they're afraid of my new attorney who's a big black man named wesley.
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A_Good_Boy
12/27/18 9:43:09 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
He'll win my trial through sheer attrition.

sigless lawyer logic

Or more realistically my lawyer would end up in prison on contempt of court charges cause he'd refuse to shut the fuck up for even a second.
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glitteringfairy
12/27/18 9:43:57 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
I would feel an overwhelming sense of relief at having someone with such a superior intellect and oratory prowess as my legal counsel.

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Killmonger
12/27/18 9:45:05 PM
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I'd rather have @SauI_Goodman as my lawyer.
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Zack_Attackv1
12/27/18 9:47:42 PM
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SauI_Goodman
12/27/18 11:27:05 PM
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Killmonger posted...
I'd rather have @SauI_Goodman as my lawyer.

*comes in a hurry*

Alright you bozo cops! I need you to leave the room and take your hidden microphone with you. This is a direct violation of my client's rights. You do have money to pay me right?
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Gafemage
12/27/18 11:51:24 PM
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_MorningStar posted...
averagejoel posted...
I tell him I want to plead guilty and let him work his magic

Came ITT to post this, essentially.
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SquirrelyDan
12/28/18 2:35:56 AM
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I thought my post was pretty appropriate.
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catboy0_0
12/28/18 2:37:29 AM
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SquirrelyDan posted...
And I was never seen again.

haha
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UnfairRepresent
12/28/18 2:40:56 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
I plead guilty, no need to embarrasse myself

If you plead guilty you still need a lawyer dude.

Your post makes no sense
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Offworlder1
12/28/18 2:41:34 AM
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Fire him and get an attorney who knows what they are doing, one with a high win ratio for not guilty verdicts and could represent my best interests.
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powerman1426
12/28/18 2:44:23 AM
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AceWingsta posted...
He'll start posting giant cardboard pictures that have no relevance to my case.

You'll also need a new attorney afterwards since he won't show back up after being proved irrelevant
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