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TopicDating (and more?) topic.
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 6:47:03 PM
#123
I had a date with my lady friend lined up on Saturday, but she just got the stomach flu.

Looks like Monster Hunter will be my significant other this weekend.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicStop modding my topics damnit!
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 6:32:09 PM
#29
TheWorstPoster posted...
The mods have no life

Ha, that moderation was quick!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicsometimes I unironically watch episodes of Wordgirl.
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 6:31:31 PM
#9
TheWorstPoster posted...
What is with your fascination with underaged cartoon girls?

What is with your scat fetish and your foot fetish, Nathan?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat are your feelings for coco puffs?
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 5:35:57 PM
#21
Muffinz0rz posted...
but i'm friends with everyone

Nope
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicZikten's brother Ziksix just died in a horrific accident involving an egg beater
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 5:08:47 PM
#13
I wonder how ICORAYs doing.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat are your feelings for coco puffs?
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 5:07:13 PM
#15
Muffinz0rz posted...
JennyBear posted...
RCtheWSBC

oh so you can tag RC but I can't tag you

Well, Jen and RC are friends.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow to I get a nice white gal
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 5:04:09 PM
#40
RCtheWSBC posted...
Baardmeester posted...
If you chose to make babies with someone too far away in the gene pool you are basically killing yourself forever. That is why I call it self hate.

Last time I checked we are all part of the human race gene pool so having sex with someone of a different race or ethnicity isn't akin to a deformity or culling of humanity.

I didnt actually expect Baard to come back and say something so profoundly stupid.

This was supposed to be a light-hearted topic...
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow to I get a nice white gal
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 9:36:12 AM
#28
RCtheWSBC posted...
You're so good to me.



Mods, please do not read into this post. I am in no way implying that I think RC is a robot hooker.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow to I get a nice white gal
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 9:26:20 AM
#26
Fine, I'll see where this goes. You go take a nap.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow to I get a nice white gal
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 9:18:50 AM
#24
No idea. Let's see where Baard goes with this.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow to I get a nice white gal
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 9:16:44 AM
#22
Baardmeester posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Baardmeester posted...
Zeus posted...
Why's the gal gotta be white?


Probably because he wants his kids to look like him and his ancestors.

TC is black.


Then why the selfhate.

Ask TC, not me.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow to I get a nice white gal
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 7:44:28 AM
#19
Baardmeester posted...
Zeus posted...
Why's the gal gotta be white?


Probably because he wants his kids to look like him and his ancestors.

TC is black.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicsee the horror of this commercial...(pakistani mcdonalds)
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 6:09:47 AM
#2
Of course Shadow is playing basketball.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicState of the Union Address incoming
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 3:07:24 AM
#151
Good lord, ICOYAR is complaining about people living in their own little bubbles...
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow to I get a nice white gal
Sarcasthma
01/31/18 2:10:46 AM
#14
Zeus posted...
Why's the gal gotta be white?

Hell, why does she have to be a woman?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYou meet the Doge of your dreams
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 11:27:44 PM
#3
Okay, thats enough doge for today.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAre you a regular churchgoer?
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 6:12:50 PM
#13
Not since I was a little Catholic schoolgirl.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicmonster hunter world or dragon ball fighterz
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 6:12:05 PM
#20
NightMareBunny posted...
isn't MH's whole schtick playing as a group?

No, its shtick is fighting goofy monsters.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicwhat's the deal with the new nacho fries taco bell commercial?
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 6:10:14 PM
#19
Sunny, why did you ignore that tag in the states topic?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicugh, mother cancelled my blue apron subscription
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 6:30:56 AM
#4
Nightengale posted...
i prefer freshly cooked food that isn't full of fillers/preservatives

Now where have I heard that...
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topichow you gonna do me like that, rc
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 4:44:13 AM
#4
That RC's one bad chick.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topichow you gonna do me like that, rc
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 4:41:24 AM
#2
Fucking get wrecked, helly. <3
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe 'How old are you?' topic.
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 4:30:33 AM
#42
Yellow posted...
BazzaPersonal posted...
17.

Young and hungry.

You're saying a 15 year old baby joined the harsh world of GameFAQs, underage? B-b-but the rules!

13 and over can make an account.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe 'How old are you?' topic.
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 3:29:55 AM
#39
28 with the body of a 45 year-old dad.

:(
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 3:26:48 AM
#42
Nade Duck posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Okay fine
I am a 27 year old kissless virgin
does that help?

It does. And like DirtBasedSoap said, it does make her reaction understandable.


It's also weird that she's his girlfriend but they don't kiss.

seriously how do you get to analingus before you even kiss her wtf tc

Analingus is a type of kissing, Nade. Like duh.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicwhat's the deal with the new nacho fries taco bell commercial?
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 3:16:26 AM
#3
What do you want us to say, NMB?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFlorida rated worst american state IN THE WORLD!!
Sarcasthma
01/30/18 3:15:36 AM
#135
Sarcasthma posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Hey Sunny, what happened to you being above insulting people (especially people who dont even post here)?


Hey, how come I can't defend myself from bullies?

What did his wife do, though?

@SunWuKung420
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicNo lie my mom is getting me a dress like this
Sarcasthma
01/29/18 9:09:59 PM
#7
Bets on how long before ICOYAR makes a creepy post in this topic.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFlorida rated worst american state IN THE WORLD!!
Sarcasthma
01/29/18 8:44:22 PM
#111
Troll_Police_ posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Hey Sunny, what happened to you being above insulting people (especially people who dont even post here)?


Hey, how come I can't defend myself from bullies?

What did his wife do, though?


well to be fair, i did show her the topic and we did laugh at sunny together

You two should battle Sunny and his wife Family Feud-style
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFlorida rated worst american state IN THE WORLD!!
Sarcasthma
01/29/18 7:12:51 PM
#106
SunWuKung420 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Hey Sunny, what happened to you being above insulting people (especially people who dont even post here)?


Hey, how come I can't defend myself from bullies?

What did his wife do, though?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicATTN: Women of PotD
Sarcasthma
01/29/18 7:08:58 PM
#8
Pssh, theres no way youre not fully torqued right now, RC.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFlorida rated worst american state IN THE WORLD!!
Sarcasthma
01/29/18 6:48:55 PM
#93
SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'd like to point out that schmen is a liar and is so jealous of my life, he'll say anything to insult me, including tell lies to make himself feel better about his fucked up life.


why would he be jealous of your life? his wife is actually attractive.


His wife looks like the crypt keeper, so hot.

Hey Sunny, what happened to you being above insulting people (especially people who dont even post here)?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicis there a darker scene in a kid's movie than that one scene in Toy Story 3?
Sarcasthma
01/29/18 5:56:36 PM
#64
DesertPenguin09 posted...
Blighboy posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
You don't watch porn with your kids.

Japanese porn is censored specifically for this purpose dude.

Seriously? Not doubting you but can you provide more info? That's really interesting

lol
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAsk me anything while my spaghetti is cooking
Sarcasthma
01/29/18 5:48:02 PM
#5
Whats your favorite limerick?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWould you rather be a blind frog or a mute rooster?
Sarcasthma
01/29/18 5:44:54 PM
#4
Silent cock
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy are so many of you tagging all the females in stupid shit lately
Sarcasthma
01/29/18 4:58:23 PM
#90
RCtheWSBC posted...
lol nah there is, I got lazy

Lazy, or racist?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat is the onomatopoeia for a fart?
Sarcasthma
01/29/18 10:33:42 AM
#3
Pew pew!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat NBA team do you root for?
Sarcasthma
01/29/18 8:19:23 AM
#7
The Lakers

:(
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicATTN: men of PotD.
Sarcasthma
01/28/18 10:34:00 PM
#53
Zeus posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
If you want a "female perspective," ask your own mother first instead of tagging the women of PotD.


But what if we want a Canadian female's perspective or a black female's perspective?!

Then ask your Canadian mother or your black mother, respectively.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIs it too late to change my 2017 goty
Sarcasthma
01/28/18 8:55:51 PM
#20
helIy posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The original NIER is much better

what

the original nier was so bad everyone was shocked they announced a sequel

Youre so bad.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy are so many of you tagging all the females in stupid shit lately
Sarcasthma
01/28/18 7:53:52 PM
#22
Mead posted...
Lets ask the boys what they think

I think you got a stank butt, Mead.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat was your first kiss like?
Sarcasthma
01/28/18 5:25:04 PM
#9
SilentSeph posted...
Sloppy and awkward

Much like most of my teenage years.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicmy favorite picture of my wife
Sarcasthma
01/28/18 5:24:22 PM
#64
ASlaveObeys posted...
Also, have you seen me I ain't worried bout any fucking competition from PotD, homies.

Damn you and your roguish good looks!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicATTN: Men of PotD
Sarcasthma
01/27/18 8:05:04 PM
#6
Wow, a kiss! That's like the best thing a girl can blow!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicATTN-- Jen (and also Susan)
Sarcasthma
01/27/18 8:01:20 PM
#94
OhhhJa posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
OhhhJa posted...
I'm still pretty sure Susan is an alt y'all

Okay, NateMac.

Sup Jen and rc ass kissing squad

Those asses are a lot nicer than the ones you kiss!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicATTN-- Jen (and also Susan)
Sarcasthma
01/27/18 7:34:13 PM
#89
OhhhJa posted...
I'm still pretty sure Susan is an alt y'all

Okay, NateMac.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat is the nicest thing a complete stranger has done for you?
Sarcasthma
01/27/18 11:23:21 AM
#25
LinkPizza posted...
keyblader1985 posted...
On my birthday, I think in 2016, my brother and his family took me out to eat. My brother hit it off with a guy there, and the guy wound up paying our whole tab. Was really nice.

Just wondering... wouldn't they kinda be your family, too?

I think he meant his brother's wife and kids.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYou now live here
Sarcasthma
01/27/18 4:50:23 AM
#13
I ended up in the ocean near the Galapagos Islands.

Fuck you, Darwiiiiiiiiiiin!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSomeone may have used AI to translate a mysterious text
Sarcasthma
01/27/18 3:50:07 AM
#11
Bad! Bad Zikten!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat is the nicest thing a complete stranger has done for you?
Sarcasthma
01/26/18 9:47:47 PM
#3
This one guy died for my sins. That was pretty swell of him.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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