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KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 4:13:45 AM #1:	First off I gotta say I haven't been to the club in a real long time, close to a year, so I'm totally out of practice on how to be successful there. Plus the place was very crowded because they had a Fat Tuesday party, but less than half the girls they'd have on a weekend. So it's just difficult prospects all around. We scrubbed it up for a long time before we got a table, and even then we could barely pull anything. Bottom of the barrel girls came up to me and I got dances with them but they were mostly boring, just a waste of money. They'd also be mad at me from the start if I opted for the $10 topless dance rather than the full nude for $20. So it was just annoying. Anyways fast forward towards the end of the night as the place has cleared out, like 2:00 AM... When my favorite girl with giant fake boobs and a fake ass comes up to us. I had finally gotten kind of drunk so I was just saying dumb shit like what up giiiiirl, what you doin, let's bang... She's like we dancing?? I'm like yeah girl let's go!! So we go to the back and she just gets full nude without asking. Doesn't give me the option. She also starts like right as a song is ending, so my time with her was really only 2 songs yet she charged me for 3, $60... However, I didn't care. She was totally fine scamming me because she stuck her vagina in my face and I started licking and she just let it happen. Then she turned around and put her ass in my face and I licked some of that! First time that's ever happened to me. I thought it would smell like shit but no, there was no odor! So I just went to town. It was so soft and comfy, then I was full out grabbing her giant fake pierced boobs when she moved and she let it happen... Totally worth what I paid her and saved the night. What an awesome girl. --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896054454] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>First off I gotta say I haven't been to the club in a real long time, close to a year, so I'm totally out of practice on how to be successful there. Plus the place was very crowded because they had a Fat Tuesday party, but less than half the girls they'd have on a weekend. So it's just difficult prospects all around. We scrubbed it up for a long time before we got a table, and even then we could barely pull anything. Bottom of the barrel girls came up to me and I got dances with them but they were mostly boring, just a waste of money. They'd also be mad at me from the start if I opted for the $10 topless dance rather than the full nude for $20. So it was just annoying. Anyways fast forward towards the end of the night as the place has cleared out, like 2:00 AM... When my favorite girl with giant fake boobs and a fake ass comes up to us. I had finally gotten kind of drunk so I was just saying dumb shit like what up giiiiirl, what you doin, let's bang... She's like we dancing?? I'm like yeah girl let's go!! So we go to the back and she just gets full nude without asking. Doesn't give me the option. She also starts like right as a song is ending, so my time with her was really only 2 songs yet she charged me for 3, $60... However, I didn't care. She was totally fine scamming me because she stuck her vagina in my face and I started licking and she just let it happen. Then she turned around and put her ass in my face and I licked some of that! First time that's ever happened to me. I thought it would smell like shit but no, there was no odor! So I just went to town. It was so soft and comfy, then I was full out grabbing her giant fake pierced boobs when she moved and she let it happen... Totally worth what I paid her and saved the night. What an awesome girl.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iClockwork 02/14/18 4:16:52 AM #2:	--- Sometimes people come along and they want to change things. I am one of those people and I will assist in furthering our country for the better. - Xsquader <cite>iClockwork posted [p:896054539] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l Dudeboy l 02/14/18 4:17:18 AM #3:	check this guy out he's so cool --- You are now breathing manually. Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over. <cite>l Dudeboy l posted [p:896054548] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>check this guy out he's so cool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 02/14/18 4:17:52 AM #4:	I'm a pick up artist and often go to strip clubs to pick up strippers. A bit of advice: 1. don't drink, drunk guys are easy marks for strippers (as evidenced) 2. don't buy dances, they are a waste of money (one occasionally isn't terrible, but never more than 1 per trip) 3. if a girl rips you off like that, better tell her, or she'll think you're a pushover long story short, doesn't sound like any of those girls even thought about sleeping with you, so terrible strip club game --- http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7813/kateb9200.gif http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9.jpg?1 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:896054562] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>I'm a pick up artist and often go to strip clubs to pick up strippers. A bit of advice: 1. don't drink, drunk guys are easy marks for strippers (as evidenced) 2. don't buy dances, they are a waste of money (one occasionally isn't terrible, but never more than 1 per trip) 3. if a girl rips you off like that, better tell her, or she'll think you're a pushover long story short, doesn't sound like any of those girls even thought about sleeping with you, so terrible strip club game</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/14/18 4:18:00 AM #5:	So you had crab for dinner. --- https://i.imgur.com/2FgO73L.png <cite>Chicken posted [p:896054567] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>So you had crab for dinner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 02/14/18 4:18:11 AM #6:	Youd have to pay ME to do that, fucking gross dude. --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:896054573] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>Youd have to pay ME to do that, fucking gross dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 02/14/18 4:18:22 AM #7:	Chicken posted... So you had crab for dinner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c8iXEguiaw --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgur.com/TAaXq7d.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ggQozRe.png <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:896054576] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>So you had crab for dinner.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c8iXEguiaw</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 4:20:10 AM #9:	No_U_L7 posted... I'm a pick up artist and often go to strip clubs to pick up strippers. A bit of advice: 1. don't drink, drunk guys are easy marks for strippers (as evidenced) 2. don't buy dances, they are a waste of money (one occasionally isn't terrible, but never more than 1 per trip) 3. if a girl rips you off like that, better tell her, or she'll think you're a pushover long story short, doesn't sound like any of those girls even thought about sleeping with you, so terrible strip club game I mean, the girls I was with were pushing me to take them to the champagne room for $500... I sure as fuck wasn't doing that. What's wrong with a $10 lap dance from a variety of girls? --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896054618] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm a pick up artist and often go to strip clubs to pick up strippers. A bit of advice: 1. don't drink, drunk guys are easy marks for strippers (as evidenced) 2. don't buy dances, they are a waste of money (one occasionally isn't terrible, but never more than 1 per trip) 3. if a girl rips you off like that, better tell her, or she'll think you're a pushover long story short, doesn't sound like any of those girls even thought about sleeping with you, so terrible strip club game</quote> I mean, the girls I was with were pushing me to take them to the champagne room for $500... I sure as fuck wasn't doing that. What's wrong with a $10 lap dance from a variety of girls?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 02/14/18 4:20:20 AM #10:	Asshole... its whats for dinner --- I am basically am I. Well, basically. <cite>masticatingman posted [p:896054624] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>Asshole... its whats for dinner </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 4:21:44 AM #11:	-Gavirulax- posted... I used to work in one myself, now manage it - lot more common with males in private since females have a lot more risks. Wouldn't personally pay for it (happy to be paid though), as long as she's happy. I don't really know what you're talking about bit there were girls there next to me who were slipping singles into the chick's panties on stage and the bouncer came and yelled at them for it, said they can only put it in the garter thing on their thigh. --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896054656] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>-Gavirulax- posted...</cite> <quote>I used to work in one myself, now manage it - lot more common with males in private since females have a lot more risks. Wouldn't personally pay for it (happy to be paid though), as long as she's happy.</quote> I don't really know what you're talking about bit there were girls there next to me who were slipping singles into the chick's panties on stage and the bouncer came and yelled at them for it, said they can only put it in the garter thing on their thigh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 02/14/18 4:22:32 AM #12:	lol well I don't blame you, I've done this a little bit but I didn't really go to town, basically she just rubbed it on my face. --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:896054677] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>lol well I don't blame you, I've done this a little bit but I didn't really go to town, basically she just rubbed it on my face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 02/14/18 4:23:17 AM #13:	KazumaKiryu posted... -Gavirulax- posted... I used to work in one myself, now manage it - lot more common with males in private since females have a lot more risks. Wouldn't personally pay for it (happy to be paid though), as long as she's happy. I don't really know what you're talking about bit there were girls there next to me who were slipping singles into the chick's panties on stage and the bouncer came and yelled at them for it, said they can only put it in the garter thing on their thigh. wow what a strict club, I am surprised. Also another thing is that the dances are super cheap at this place apparently, here it would be $30 a dance or $50 at a really expensive club that is more high end --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:896054695] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>-Gavirulax- posted...</cite> <quote>I used to work in one myself, now manage it - lot more common with males in private since females have a lot more risks. Wouldn't personally pay for it (happy to be paid though), as long as she's happy.</quote> I don't really know what you're talking about bit there were girls there next to me who were slipping singles into the chick's panties on stage and the bouncer came and yelled at them for it, said they can only put it in the garter thing on their thigh.</quote> wow what a strict club, I am surprised. Also another thing is that the dances are super cheap at this place apparently, here it would be $30 a dance or $50 at a really expensive club that is more high end</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 02/14/18 4:24:05 AM #14:	lmao you know your story is completely made up when scofield chimes in with advice --- http://i.imgur.com/5UL2v5u.gif "Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too?" <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:896054715] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>lmao you know your story is completely made up when scofield chimes in with advice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 4:24:45 AM #15:	Sativa_Rose posted... KazumaKiryu posted... -Gavirulax- posted... I used to work in one myself, now manage it - lot more common with males in private since females have a lot more risks. Wouldn't personally pay for it (happy to be paid though), as long as she's happy. I don't really know what you're talking about bit there were girls there next to me who were slipping singles into the chick's panties on stage and the bouncer came and yelled at them for it, said they can only put it in the garter thing on their thigh. wow what a strict club, I am surprised. Also another thing is that the dances are super cheap at this place apparently, here it would be $30 a dance or $50 at a really expensive club that is more high end Regular price is $20 for topless and $30 for nude. On Tuesdays it's $10 for topless and $20 for nude, and they combined it with a Mardis Gras party tonight so it was extra packed. --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896054733] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>-Gavirulax- posted...</cite> <quote>I used to work in one myself, now manage it - lot more common with males in private since females have a lot more risks. Wouldn't personally pay for it (happy to be paid though), as long as she's happy.</quote> I don't really know what you're talking about bit there were girls there next to me who were slipping singles into the chick's panties on stage and the bouncer came and yelled at them for it, said they can only put it in the garter thing on their thigh.</quote> wow what a strict club, I am surprised. Also another thing is that the dances are super cheap at this place apparently, here it would be $30 a dance or $50 at a really expensive club that is more high end</quote> Regular price is $20 for topless and $30 for nude. On Tuesdays it's $10 for topless and $20 for nude, and they combined it with a Mardis Gras party tonight so it was extra packed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 4:27:34 AM #17:	-Gavirulax- posted... KazumaKiryu posted... I don't really know what you're talking about bit there were girls there next to me who were slipping singles into the chick's panties on stage and the bouncer came and yelled at them for it, said they can only put it in the garter thing on their thigh. On stage is obviously a great deal different and you're very likely to get that or worse happen, private (depends on the place) is entirely up in the air though - at the end of the day they (even back when I did it) know exactly which types can be milked. Well I want them to think I can be milked then because this resulted in pussy in my mouth --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896054805] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>-Gavirulax- posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote>I don't really know what you're talking about bit there were girls there next to me who were slipping singles into the chick's panties on stage and the bouncer came and yelled at them for it, said they can only put it in the garter thing on their thigh.</quote> On stage is obviously a great deal different and you're very likely to get that or worse happen, private (depends on the place) is entirely up in the air though - at the end of the day they (even back when I did it) know exactly which types can be milked.</quote> Well I want them to think I can be milked then because this resulted in pussy in my mouth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 02/14/18 4:28:37 AM #18:	KazumaKiryu posted... Sativa_Rose posted... KazumaKiryu posted... -Gavirulax- posted... I used to work in one myself, now manage it - lot more common with males in private since females have a lot more risks. Wouldn't personally pay for it (happy to be paid though), as long as she's happy. I don't really know what you're talking about bit there were girls there next to me who were slipping singles into the chick's panties on stage and the bouncer came and yelled at them for it, said they can only put it in the garter thing on their thigh. wow what a strict club, I am surprised. Also another thing is that the dances are super cheap at this place apparently, here it would be $30 a dance or $50 at a really expensive club that is more high end Regular price is $20 for topless and $30 for nude. On Tuesdays it's $10 for topless and $20 for nude, and they combined it with a Mardis Gras party tonight so it was extra packed. Oh okay. At my local club they don't even have topless dances - they all just instantly get nude when you take them in the back ;) --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:896054827] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>-Gavirulax- posted...</cite> <quote>I used to work in one myself, now manage it - lot more common with males in private since females have a lot more risks. Wouldn't personally pay for it (happy to be paid though), as long as she's happy.</quote> I don't really know what you're talking about bit there were girls there next to me who were slipping singles into the chick's panties on stage and the bouncer came and yelled at them for it, said they can only put it in the garter thing on their thigh.</quote> wow what a strict club, I am surprised. Also another thing is that the dances are super cheap at this place apparently, here it would be $30 a dance or $50 at a really expensive club that is more high end</quote> Regular price is $20 for topless and $30 for nude. On Tuesdays it's $10 for topless and $20 for nude, and they combined it with a Mardis Gras party tonight so it was extra packed.</quote> Oh okay. At my local club they don't even have topless dances - they all just instantly get nude when you take them in the back ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 4:46:43 AM #19:	Fun other fact, the first girl I was with was sucking on cough drops and would start coughing from time to time throughout... So I may have contracted the deadly flu virus from her. --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896055247] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>Fun other fact, the first girl I was with was sucking on cough drops and would start coughing from time to time throughout... So I may have contracted the deadly flu virus from her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krystalcyanide 02/14/18 4:53:11 AM #20:	I work in the hotel business and get strippers as customers a lot. Most of them are attractive looking but not really people you wanna date or get serious with. I had one stripper get robbed by three dudes once after they got her drunk on Everclear then waited till she passed out to take her purse and pill stash. --- Now Playing: Dissidia NT for Ps4 Vote for Matt Flynn 2018 Wisconsin Governor <cite>Krystalcyanide posted [p:896055384] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>I work in the hotel business and get strippers as customers a lot. Most of them are attractive looking but not really people you wanna date or get serious with. I had one stripper get robbed by three dudes once after they got her drunk on Everclear then waited till she passed out to take her purse and pill stash.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 02/14/18 4:54:47 AM #21:	KazumaKiryu posted... No_U_L7 posted... I'm a pick up artist and often go to strip clubs to pick up strippers. A bit of advice: 1. don't drink, drunk guys are easy marks for strippers (as evidenced) 2. don't buy dances, they are a waste of money (one occasionally isn't terrible, but never more than 1 per trip) 3. if a girl rips you off like that, better tell her, or she'll think you're a pushover long story short, doesn't sound like any of those girls even thought about sleeping with you, so terrible strip club game I mean, the girls I was with were pushing me to take them to the champagne room for $500... I sure as fuck wasn't doing that. What's wrong with a $10 lap dance from a variety of girls? If that's all you wan to actually get from her, go for it. I actually would prefer to just sleep with the stripper and get everything i want from her. i have had dates with strippers where i spent $10 total on her and banged her. $10 for a lapdance is way overpriced, but if you're ok with it, then go for it. --- http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7813/kateb9200.gif http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9.jpg?1 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:896055415] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm a pick up artist and often go to strip clubs to pick up strippers. A bit of advice: 1. don't drink, drunk guys are easy marks for strippers (as evidenced) 2. don't buy dances, they are a waste of money (one occasionally isn't terrible, but never more than 1 per trip) 3. if a girl rips you off like that, better tell her, or she'll think you're a pushover long story short, doesn't sound like any of those girls even thought about sleeping with you, so terrible strip club game</quote> I mean, the girls I was with were pushing me to take them to the champagne room for $500... I sure as fuck wasn't doing that. What's wrong with a $10 lap dance from a variety of girls?</quote> If that's all you wan to actually get from her, go for it. I actually would prefer to just sleep with the stripper and get everything i want from her. i have had dates with strippers where i spent $10 total on her and banged her. $10 for a lapdance is way overpriced, but if you're ok with it, then go for it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 02/14/18 4:55:10 AM #22:	KazumaKiryu posted... Fun other fact, the first girl I was with was sucking on cough drops and would start coughing from time to time throughout... So I may have contracted the deadly flu virus from her. Gosh, that sure would be a shame... --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:896055422] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote>Fun other fact, the first girl I was with was sucking on cough drops and would start coughing from time to time throughout... So I may have contracted the deadly flu virus from her.</quote> Gosh, that sure would be a shame...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sami1000 02/14/18 5:06:18 AM #23:	Chicken posted... So you had crab for dinner. audience laughs --- Can't think any good sig <cite>Sami1000 posted [p:896055660] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>So you had crab for dinner.</quote> audience laughs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Re-iNcarnated 02/14/18 5:12:26 AM #24:	This is what happens when you're a Trump fanboi, remember this moment lads. Fun other fact, the first girl I was with was sucking on cough drops and would start coughing from time to time throughout... So I may have contracted the deadly flu virus from her. How is that fun fact? WTF, who talks about this from a strip club, are you going through a MLC? <cite>Re-iNcarnated posted [p:896055785] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>This is what happens when you're a Trump fanboi, remember this moment lads. <quote>Fun other fact, the first girl I was with was sucking on cough drops and would start coughing from time to time throughout... So I may have contracted the deadly flu virus from her.</quote> How is that fun fact? WTF, who talks about this from a strip club, are you going through a MLC?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/14/18 5:26:25 AM #25:	Re-iNcarnated posted... This is what happens when you're a Trump fanboi, remember this moment lads. Fun other fact, the first girl I was with was sucking on cough drops and would start coughing from time to time throughout... So I may have contracted the deadly flu virus from her. How is that fun fact? WTF, who talks about this from a strip club, are you going through a MLC? the Fun other fact is making me a bit paranoid, i just got over the cold and i don't want to get sick again. sore throat on day 1 and 2. coughing on day 2-4. sneezing on day 2-4. pretty much what i experienced. because kids on the bus decided it was ok to cough out in the open :( without using crock of the arm or a tissue i had to go to costco that day. --- every SNAP recipient is a Mercedes driving, Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, son of a gun - halomonkey1_3_5 <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:896056054] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>Re-iNcarnated posted...</cite> <quote>This is what happens when you're a Trump fanboi, remember this moment lads. <quote>Fun other fact, the first girl I was with was sucking on cough drops and would start coughing from time to time throughout... So I may have contracted the deadly flu virus from her.</quote> How is that fun fact? WTF, who talks about this from a strip club, are you going through a MLC?</quote> the Fun other fact is making me a bit paranoid, i just got over the cold and i don't want to get sick again. sore throat on day 1 and 2. coughing on day 2-4. sneezing on day 2-4. pretty much what i experienced. because kids on the bus decided it was ok to cough out in the open :( without using crock of the arm or a tissue i had to go to costco that day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chrono625 02/14/18 5:32:49 AM #26:	KazumaKiryu posted... haven't been to the club in a real long time, close to a year "Long time" --- http://i.imgur.com/Rqk1DYV.gif - Super Bowl XXI/XXV/XLII/XLVI Champions - NY Giants Eli Manning SB tracker: 2/2 Superbowls 2/2 SBMVP's <cite>chrono625 posted [p:896056185] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote>haven't been to the club in a real long time, close to a year</quote> "Long time"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 02/14/18 5:35:24 AM #27:	KazumaKiryu posted... First off I gotta say I haven't been to the club in a real long time, close to a year, so I'm totally out of practice on how to be successful there. Plus the place was very crowded because they had a Fat Tuesday party, but less than half the girls they'd have on a weekend. So it's just difficult prospects all around. We scrubbed it up for a long time before we got a table, and even then we could barely pull anything. Bottom of the barrel girls came up to me and I got dances with them but they were mostly boring, just a waste of money. They'd also be mad at me from the start if I opted for the $10 topless dance rather than the full nude for $20. So it was just annoying. Anyways fast forward towards the end of the night as the place has cleared out, like 2:00 AM... When my favorite girl with giant fake boobs and a fake ass comes up to us. I had finally gotten kind of drunk so I was just saying dumb shit like what up giiiiirl, what you doin, let's bang... She's like we dancing?? I'm like yeah girl let's go!! So we go to the back and she just gets full nude without asking. Doesn't give me the option. She also starts like right as a song is ending, so my time with her was really only 2 songs yet she charged me for 3, $60... However, I didn't care. She was totally fine scamming me because she stuck her vagina in my face and I started licking and she just let it happen. Then she turned around and put her ass in my face and I licked some of that! First time that's ever happened to me. I thought it would smell like shit but no, there was no odor! So I just went to town. It was so soft and comfy, then I was full out grabbing her giant fake pierced boobs when she moved and she let it happen... Totally worth what I paid her and saved the night. What an awesome girl. iClockwork posted... --- https://i.imgur.com/Iv5fRLt.gif <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:896056226] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote>First off I gotta say I haven't been to the club in a real long time, close to a year, so I'm totally out of practice on how to be successful there. Plus the place was very crowded because they had a Fat Tuesday party, but less than half the girls they'd have on a weekend. So it's just difficult prospects all around. We scrubbed it up for a long time before we got a table, and even then we could barely pull anything. Bottom of the barrel girls came up to me and I got dances with them but they were mostly boring, just a waste of money. They'd also be mad at me from the start if I opted for the $10 topless dance rather than the full nude for $20. So it was just annoying. Anyways fast forward towards the end of the night as the place has cleared out, like 2:00 AM... When my favorite girl with giant fake boobs and a fake ass comes up to us. I had finally gotten kind of drunk so I was just saying dumb shit like what up giiiiirl, what you doin, let's bang... She's like we dancing?? I'm like yeah girl let's go!! So we go to the back and she just gets full nude without asking. Doesn't give me the option. She also starts like right as a song is ending, so my time with her was really only 2 songs yet she charged me for 3, $60... However, I didn't care. She was totally fine scamming me because she stuck her vagina in my face and I started licking and she just let it happen. Then she turned around and put her ass in my face and I licked some of that! First time that's ever happened to me. I thought it would smell like shit but no, there was no odor! So I just went to town. It was so soft and comfy, then I was full out grabbing her giant fake pierced boobs when she moved and she let it happen... Totally worth what I paid her and saved the night. What an awesome girl.</quote> <cite>iClockwork posted...</cite> <quote></quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/14/18 8:43:15 AM #28:	Tbh the only reason she probably did this was because she had an itchy ass. --- https://i.imgur.com/2FgO73L.png <cite>Chicken posted [p:896060989] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>Tbh the only reason she probably did this was because she had an itchy ass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 9:10:21 AM #29:	Chicken posted... Tbh the only reason she probably did this was because she had an itchy ass. Nah she had the cleanest ass you could imagine. It was like she was one of those robots. --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896061909] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>Tbh the only reason she probably did this was because she had an itchy ass.</quote> Nah she had the cleanest ass you could imagine. It was like she was one of those robots.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/14/18 9:56:50 AM #30:	KazumaKiryu posted... Chicken posted... Tbh the only reason she probably did this was because she had an itchy ass. Nah she had the cleanest ass you could imagine. It was like she was one of those robots. Probably because she had dudes licking it clean all night. --- https://i.imgur.com/2FgO73L.png <cite>Chicken posted [p:896063714] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>Tbh the only reason she probably did this was because she had an itchy ass.</quote> Nah she had the cleanest ass you could imagine. It was like she was one of those robots.</quote> Probably because she had dudes licking it clean all night.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ALIEN_WORK2HOP 02/14/18 10:00:08 AM #31:	funny, my cousin just told me a story about a friend of his who did this to a stripper and got syphilis. better luck to you. --- * * * * - Die Nummer 1 der Welt sind wir. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. <cite>ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted [p:896063833] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>funny, my cousin just told me a story about a friend of his who did this to a stripper and got syphilis. better luck to you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 02/14/18 10:02:04 AM #32:	Chicken posted... KazumaKiryu posted... Chicken posted... Tbh the only reason she probably did this was because she had an itchy ass. Nah she had the cleanest ass you could imagine. It was like she was one of those robots. Probably because she had dudes licking it clean all night. I lol'd --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif <cite>MrResetti posted [p:896063913] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>Tbh the only reason she probably did this was because she had an itchy ass.</quote> Nah she had the cleanest ass you could imagine. It was like she was one of those robots.</quote> Probably because she had dudes licking it clean all night.</quote> I lol'd</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 10:12:11 AM #33:	ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted... funny, my cousin just told me a story about a friend of his who did this to a stripper and got syphilis. better luck to you. What is that --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896064365] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...</cite> <quote>funny, my cousin just told me a story about a friend of his who did this to a stripper and got syphilis. better luck to you.</quote> What is that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 02/14/18 10:14:47 AM #34:	This is honestly what I would expect TCs life to be --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:896064497] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>This is honestly what I would expect TCs life to be</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 10:18:51 AM #36:	JustMyOpinion posted... 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Youd have to pay ME to do that, fucking gross dude. His soon to be ex wife cheated on him. Beggars can't be choosers. U wot mate? --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896064683] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>JustMyOpinion posted...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Youd have to pay ME to do that, fucking gross dude.</quote> His soon to be ex wife cheated on him. Beggars can't be choosers.</quote> U wot mate?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 02/14/18 10:20:39 AM #37:	herpes --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim team (drafting in progress): https://i.imgur.com/iIkhN4R.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:896064774] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>herpes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 02/14/18 10:21:17 AM #38:	Yum. --- http://i.imgur.com/WTmIPt8.jpg <cite>smoke_break posted [p:896064814] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>Yum.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 10:23:29 AM #39:	Muffinz0rz posted... herpes She ain't got no herpes --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896064939] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>herpes</quote> She ain't got no herpes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGrindery 02/14/18 10:23:53 AM #40:	You ate out a stripper. They wouldn't make you do anything that fucked up in Saudi Arabia. <cite>TheGrindery posted [p:896064955] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>You ate out a stripper. They wouldn't make you do anything that fucked up in Saudi Arabia.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 10:24:48 AM #41:	TheGrindery posted... You ate out a stripper. They wouldn't make you do anything that fucked up in Saudi Arabia. It was a great treat! --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896064994] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheGrindery posted...</cite> <quote>You ate out a stripper. They wouldn't make you do anything that fucked up in Saudi Arabia.</quote> It was a great treat!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGrindery 02/14/18 10:29:19 AM #42:	KazumaKiryu posted... TheGrindery posted... You ate out a stripper. They wouldn't make you do anything that fucked up in Saudi Arabia. It was a great treat! Are you related to Sasha Gray or something? <cite>TheGrindery posted [p:896065223] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheGrindery posted...</cite> <quote>You ate out a stripper. They wouldn't make you do anything that fucked up in Saudi Arabia.</quote> It was a great treat!</quote> Are you related to Sasha Gray or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 02/14/18 10:32:16 AM #43:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsXjCp_f1h4 --- Basically the internet: https://youtu.be/M5Yqav2Juis <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:896065355] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsXjCp_f1h4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 02/14/18 10:32:19 AM #44:	I had a stripper sit fully nude on my face while another gave me a blow job under a small towel. This was on the stage in a bar (wasn't busy thankfully) and my wife was the one who volunteered me. It cost me 2 shots of tequila (1 for each girl) and they both did them as body shots off my wife using her nipples for the salt and lime. Tbh, that turned me on far more than the so-called sexy show that I was in (was a bit embarrassing with other people watching these two girls go to town on me. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:896065356] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>I had a stripper sit fully nude on my face while another gave me a blow job under a small towel. This was on the stage in a bar (wasn't busy thankfully) and my wife was the one who volunteered me. It cost me 2 shots of tequila (1 for each girl) and they both did them as body shots off my wife using her nipples for the salt and lime. Tbh, that turned me on far more than the so-called sexy show that I was in (was a bit embarrassing with other people watching these two girls go to town on me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 10:32:25 AM #45:	TheGrindery posted... KazumaKiryu posted... TheGrindery posted... You ate out a stripper. They wouldn't make you do anything that fucked up in Saudi Arabia. It was a great treat! Are you related to Sasha Gray or something? Umm... I have a pocket pussy modeled after her actually... I don't know what you're getting at though. --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896065361] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheGrindery posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheGrindery posted...</cite> <quote>You ate out a stripper. They wouldn't make you do anything that fucked up in Saudi Arabia.</quote> It was a great treat!</quote> Are you related to Sasha Gray or something?</quote> Umm... I have a pocket pussy modeled after her actually... I don't know what you're getting at though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 02/14/18 10:32:55 AM #46:	KazumaKiryu posted... TheGrindery posted... KazumaKiryu posted... TheGrindery posted... You ate out a stripper. They wouldn't make you do anything that fucked up in Saudi Arabia. It was a great treat! Are you related to Sasha Gray or something? Umm... I have a pocket pussy modeled after her actually... I don't know what you're getting at though. LMAO --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:896065384] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheGrindery posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheGrindery posted...</cite> <quote>You ate out a stripper. They wouldn't make you do anything that fucked up in Saudi Arabia.</quote> It was a great treat!</quote> Are you related to Sasha Gray or something?</quote> Umm... I have a pocket pussy modeled after her actually... I don't know what you're getting at though.</quote> LMAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 02/14/18 10:33:11 AM #47:	MuayThai85 posted... I had a stripper sit fully nude on my face while another gave me a blow job under a small towel. This was on the stage in a bar (wasn't busy thankfully) and my wife was the one who volunteered me. It cost me 2 shots of tequila (1 for each girl) and they both did them as body shots off my wife using her nipples for the salt and lime. Tbh, that turned me on far more than the so-called sexy show that I was in (was a bit embarrassing with other people watching these two girls go to town on me. This in Thailand? --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:896065391] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote>I had a stripper sit fully nude on my face while another gave me a blow job under a small towel. This was on the stage in a bar (wasn't busy thankfully) and my wife was the one who volunteered me. It cost me 2 shots of tequila (1 for each girl) and they both did them as body shots off my wife using her nipples for the salt and lime. Tbh, that turned me on far more than the so-called sexy show that I was in (was a bit embarrassing with other people watching these two girls go to town on me.</quote> This in Thailand?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 02/14/18 10:37:34 AM #48:	Yea, Phuket to be exact. A bar called Four Seasons in Patong. We had went to go watch the ping pong show (disgusting, never watch it if you can avoid it), they then did a 2 girl sexy show. My wife volunteered me thinking it was a lotion show. Nope. They practically stripped me naked on stage. I only had a small towel covering my junk which she would "accidentally" move to flash everyone my dick while giving him some licks, sucks and tugs. The other chick rubbed lotion on my face and chest using her body. At one point she straight up sat on my mouth. Got a mouthful of pussy (though I didn't lick her or anything). --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:896065589] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>Yea, Phuket to be exact. A bar called Four Seasons in Patong. We had went to go watch the ping pong show (disgusting, never watch it if you can avoid it), they then did a 2 girl sexy show. My wife volunteered me thinking it was a lotion show. Nope. They practically stripped me naked on stage. I only had a small towel covering my junk which she would "accidentally" move to flash everyone my dick while giving him some licks, sucks and tugs. The other chick rubbed lotion on my face and chest using her body. At one point she straight up sat on my mouth. Got a mouthful of pussy (though I didn't lick her or anything).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 02/14/18 10:39:18 AM #49:	I want to go to Thailand so bad. --- http://i.imgur.com/WTmIPt8.jpg <cite>smoke_break posted [p:896065669] in I licked a... [t:76317541]...</cite> <quote>I want to go to Thailand so bad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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