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what type is this


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why would i care what gamers think about anything. have you met any gamers

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is there a mrs duckbear

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after beating it tonight i think my favorite thing about it are samus's facial expressions throughout the game, and her yell during the ending sequence. i just wanna hug her and tell her everything will be ok

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currently in the middle of
interview with a vampire (reread)
augustine's confessions
the dispossessed


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my memory retention gets terrible after like 2 beers

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agesboy posted...

the floor there was very clearly marked though, so it doesn't come into the discussion of unmarked walls barring progression

https://i.gyazo.com/75b36ef6426106e69be594d4943276b5.png

it's only marked after you destroy it https://youtu.be/gF9hXuht9I4?t=8476

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agesboy posted...

if you look at the map, the wind turbine doesn't even lead anywhere though, and the floor is very clearly telegraphed anyways

i wasnt trying to argue with you about whether its obvious or not lol. just that some people will get stuck on unmarked destructible walls and it creates a negative play experience for them. im not sure what the upside of having them is when there's so many other ways to create a sense of exploration

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agesboy posted...

are there any vital to progression that are not obvious, though

i didn't realize there was a destructible floor underneath the wind turbine at the start of burenia (the water area). i figured i needed the speed booster to get past the turbine so i ended up wandering back around for a while before coming back

anyway i think even if you make these pretty obvious, some percentage of people are gonna get stuck on them, and it's a frustrating and unsatisfying puzzle to 'solve'. I don't think it's horrible or anything, but theres an obvious downside to having them and I don't really see the upside


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and if anyone comments on it ill be really hostile and defensive about it

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i don't really understand the upside of having unmarked blocks that can stop progression like that. the one in the video isn't that bad though, since there's plenty of reason to think you'd wanna shoot it, and also there's enemies on it you'd wanna kill anyway

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i don't need your approval to be unhappy. ill be miserable either way, thanks

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Antbregante posted...

No worries man. I was just doing the song. Although I did pee in her a few times when I was younger.

don't pee in my wife. also if you call me a man again ill bite your dick off

Lord_Shadow posted...

Me and a few other people were in the sea last night there was motion in the ocean

don't swim in my wife

thekingoftown posted...

I remember that web comic

http://marriedtothesea.com/

don't email my wife

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Lokarin posted...

Maybe from a different angle...

https://i.imgur.com/7t2NTIW.png

> You say "maybe from a different angle..."

The Lord furrows his brow and pokes his head out of his tent. "Beautiful? I think not. He's just lucky he has a nice smile. Not even the mother I would have liked to fuck."

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Lokarin posted...

> You volunteer to go first.

Do you find this lord beautiful?


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I had hot chocolate and oatmeal for late breakfast. And I'm feeling great :) I have 4 weeks off work and I've gotten so much done on just a couple days

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i forgot about abolisher of bloodlines. she can be number 5


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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Because Dracula's reincarnation (if that even is what is going in) is human. Reincarnation just means the same soul, it says nothing about species. (Pretty sure Castlevania Vampires are explicitly not humans anymore, I am fully aware the word "species" is not the best pick here)

why do you think he drinks blood then. is it just for fun

anyway the point is i want him to suck my soul out of my body

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for some reason I was expecting I'd have to defend my position that Esme is a Mother I'd Like to Bite My Neck and not my position that the reincarnation of Dracula is a vampire

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

No, but both of your parents (presumably) being human means you're also (presumably) a human.

But if your mom was an elf you'd be a half-elf. And so on.

I'm a dwarf actually

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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Soma having the powers of Dracula and being pushed towards becoming the next Dark Lord, does not make him a vampire.

He literally drinks blood out of a wine goblet lol

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Jen0125 posted...

What about me

hmm ok. I want proof you're a real vampire though

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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Alucard is a Dhampyr, so I admit that one is only a technicality.

Just because my dad was a man doesn't make me a half woman

2 is a human with the power to absorb and therefore acquire the abilities of Demons, it does not actually turn them into any of those demons. unless the ability is a temporary transformation.

Try beating graham with the souls 'flame demon's, 'giant bat', and 'succubus' equipped

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Nichtcrawler X posted...

2, 4 and 9.

Wrong

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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Of the ones I know from that list, 3 are not vampires.

Which 3

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1. angel
2. (castlevania: aria of sorrow spoilers) soma cruz
3. esme cullen
4. alucard (castlevania anime version)
5. olivia voldaren
6. lestat
7. any markov
8. spike
9. alucard (SotN version)
10. irini sengir
11. drusilla
12. Dracula (SotN version)

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

@PunishedOni
omg youre a baseball fan? hell yeah

Fun PotD fact: i went to a Mariners game the day Michael Jackson died.

yeah i started getting into it during the pandemic. i like all the stats and trivia and its fun to watch while im programming or doing something with my hands


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I only go to magicTCG and mariners

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i havent heard another reasonable explanation for why the laws of physics are so conducive to the formation of intelligent life

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im learning to crochet

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I'm sorry. She looks like a sweetheart

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i would move to europa to join grimes' lesbian commune. would not do so for io, ganymede, callisto, or any of the baby moons; unless grimes agreed to beat me up


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I don't really care of it's bad, it's definitely going to be weird and that's enough for me

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Nichtcrawler X posted...

I still need to understand the concept of NFTs first.

You pay money for your wallet's ID to be next to a url (which currently points to an image or video) in a giant text file. It confers no legal ownership rights

ReturnOfFa posted...

I understand how virtual coin takes up resources, but I'm confused how NFTs take up resources. Isn't it just making a JPG to sell??

An nft is basically a cryptocurrency transaction with extra metadata (the url which currently points to the object you are "buying") so it had all the energy costs of a normal crypto currency transaction

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I just block users with right-wing views

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this whips ass

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draconic boy smiles :-)

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I remember you from such topics as "Goons."

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i did my injection today yay.

i did have my frist experience freaking out in the middle of doing it though. it seemed like there was way mroe resistance than normal trying to push the needle in so i got scared and pulled it out then started over (with a new needle obviously). i just swithced back to my other leg instead of alternating

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Modest_Mouse posted...

idk I went to go see general Sherman a couple months ago and it was very cool

In my vision they would still grow emormous, it would just peak when they were like fifty and then they'd start to shrink

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trees should not live to be thousands of years old. they should die a pleasant natural death and make room for new trees around 70-80

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there should be exactly 360 days in a year

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Let me know if you need any help romancing my mom far-queue

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adjl posted...

FYI: If you just want to make a specific topic disappear, there's a "Hide" button on the first post of each topic that will remove it from the topic list for you. You can also just ignore the creator to hide all of their topics, you don't need to block them.

I'm happy with my current cable plan, thanks

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My happy thoughts pay rent to me in dopam in e

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

punishedoni is soma

why did she block far queue tho

i dont remember why i blocked them. just because i block somebody doesnt mean i necessarily think theyre awful though. they might just make posts that are kinda gross or something idk

edit: ok after looking at their posts i unblocked them. please nobody take this as an invitation to ask me to unblock you though, lol

edit edit: oh i remember why i blocked him there was one topic that really grossed me out, i meant to unblock when it purged lol

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been playing a bunch of celeste mods. trying to finish up the advanced lobby on spring collab 2020

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ive been worse, my friend! how are you?

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