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one time i got somebody to argue with me for like 80 posts about whether leonard nimoy secretly hated spock

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ReturnOfFa posted...

the best. u playing with or without rewind?

im not using rewind or anything like that so far since ive played it a million times before. i used to play through it every month or so until celeste came out actually, but I've only played it once since then. I'll probably use some save states when I get to web woods though, collecting all the bonuses in that level is super annoying

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CoorsLight posted...

Are you still gonna be in web development

I really, really don't want to be in web development anymore

Sort of -- the main thing I'm going to be working on is an electron app, rendering diagrams/diffs/merges for a bunch of different kinds of PLC programming diagrams. Which is kind of perfect for me since I love frontend technology stacks but hate how boring most frontend work is. It's actually a pretty complicated problem to render all this stuff correctly

Judgmenl posted...

Anyone can get out of web development. The hilarity was early in my career I tried to get in and they wouldn't hire me. Applied to some places doing it and I got turned down.

My current job spans a huge stack of stuff from embedded software all the way up to frontend web development. So the nice thing is I could spin it in all sorts of directions on my resume based on what I want.

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Just accepted an offer for my new job~

I'm taking a month off before I start, which I think should be plenty of time for me.
FrozenBananas posted...

Congrats Chelsea!

Thanks Buddy!

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deoxxys posted...

Thats a slippery slope because I have had condoms just fall off during sex, one even ended up inside of the girl.

have you thought about buying condoms that actually fit your tiny dick

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Elder who

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thanks Buddy!!!

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SilentSeph posted...
congrats chelsea =]

thanks buddy =]

teddy241 posted...

I went 6 months unemployed before i got the job im at now.

first month youre like haaha this is relaxing. Time to do me and get back to exercise and studying.

2-3 months go by and you're like hmmm well we are in a pandemic. I better stay hunker down but keep an eye open in case a joh opens...
3-5 months you're like **** this is getting old. I need to figure my ***** out

i think ive been pretty good about entertaining ymself in the past. and im privileged to work in software and have a lot of experience, so i think i could find a job really quickly if i needed to.

Judgmenl posted...

Seriously you have more balls than me.
I am very loyal to the companies I work for. I will not leave until I am forced out.

yeah i mean. i worked at the same place for 8 years in part because i was very anxious about quitting. but at least in my industry at the present time i don't think that anxiety is warranted at all

having said that im leaning towards accepting hte offer i have, it pays way better than my last job and seems like a really good fit

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seems like bad luck. why didnt they just call it iPhone 12B or something


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donkey kong country 2: diddy's kong quest

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MartianManchild posted...

Congrats Chelsea.

Thanks Buddy.

Judgmenl posted...

congrats chelsea =]

thanks buddy =]

wolfy42 posted...

'congrats chelsea =]'

'thanks buddy =]'

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he wore black everywhere and lived in a castle made out of cat litter

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ReturnOfFa posted...

congrats chelsea! I love quitting a job.

thanks buddy! i like your fa

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Mushroom kingdom if you know what I mean

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hiya buddy, it's me god. i just wanted to let you know i don't hate you. actually the devil tricked me into tormenting you to prove that you'd still be good. just like job! i'm kinda dumb sorry lol

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ReturnOfFa posted...

why do people hate you? I don't remember long enough to keep the canon in my head

i think he welched on a bet to light his gamecube on fire

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CoorsLight posted...

congrats chelsea =]

Did you get another job or are you escaping the hell that is work for a while

thanks buddy =]

i got a job offer today that i need to decide whether to accept, actually. it sounds like a really good fit for me but id have to start in 4-5 weeks, and im really interested in taking several months off lol. ive done the same job for way too fucking long. if i don't take this one i think im gonna wait a few months before i even start interviewing again

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i'll decide to like you again if you buy me some peanuts

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im going to stand in the corner and stare at everyone

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yay. everyone say 'congrats chelsea =]'

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what's sitting

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you don't have standing

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I never sleep 'good'. I did sleep well, though!

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Lokarin posted...

Do you think slimes feel sticky, or slippery, or kinda a dry-wet like beach water?

im like a gel pack except im warm instead of cold

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im gay and i only want to see my girlfriend's dick

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KaijunoKami posted...

You come in here to troll and then you get upset when I troll back? Classic.

how am i trolling? i just want to discuss frankenstein's monster

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don't forget to scrub between your toes

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KaijunoKami posted...

God you're dumb. That's the name of the book you idiot.

please don't be rude. it's not ok to insult people just because you're more knowledgeable about something :/

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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Is it a valid diagnosis?

I know it is relatively easy to get people officially listed as being borderline and it can really mess up peoples' life if they actually are not.

do you just go around asking people if they're making up medical conditions

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those pills are too big. i dont think i could swallow them whole nearly as easily as neo does

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i think abortion is bad. i assign a lot of moral weight to unborn people starting pretty early in pregnancy. i still don't think you can legally require people to bring babies to term. you can't force people to give up their organs to the state for the purposes of keeping other people alive. that's fucking creepy

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Mackorov posted...

what shovel?

what are you using to get the dirt from the ground into your mouth, and what size is it

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you're not eating it fast enough. what size shovel are you using?

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KaijunoKami posted...

https://www.amazon.com/Frankenstein-Signet-Classics-Mary-Shelley/dp/0451532244/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=frankenstein&qid=1631164954&sr=8-3

https://www.amazon.com/Frankenstein-Mary-Shelley/dp/1420974556/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=frankenstein&qid=1631164980&sr=8-2-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUFWNlFKQ0gzVVVQNU0mZW5jcnlwdGVkSWQ9QTA4ODA3ODYzNFdJSDFRNzg2NkRUJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTA0MTc5MjkyUEFJN1hJRlA5UDg1JndpZGdldE5hbWU9c3BfYXRmJmFjdGlvbj1jbGlja1JlZGlyZWN0JmRvTm90TG9nQ2xpY2s9dHJ1ZQ==

those aren't accurate adaptations, sorry.

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Have fun buddy

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Its actually called frankensteins monster, not Frankenstein

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do you have a heat pad

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FINALLy

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do kids these days not understand links

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hmm my arms do feel better. thanks mead

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im upset

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uninstall it and use netscape navigator

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theres too many memes here for me to read them all. can somebody give me a top 10 list

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Smiffwilm posted...

You stole Ogurisama's bit, you stole Ogurisama's bit!

im gonna have their cake. and im gonna eat it too

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captpackrat posted...

im the one above and to the left of the sheep

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hi im chelsea ^__^
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like chelsea the slack-jawed yokel

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HELL no

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also showering after 3 days straight of getting grimed and slimed by nature was the most amazing experience

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my leg muscles hurt and i have big blisters on my heels. but i saw a crashed b-17 so thats cool

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yeah i dont think you can do that for these. plus that sounds even squickier to me than doing injections the normal way

i have thought about getting my next tattoo near my normal injection site, since i won't get so worried about doing it in the wrong place every time if i can just remember it in relation to the tattoo. i alternate between my legs though so i guess id want two eventually

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