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Topic	My family is hitting Popeyes on the way home.
Paragon21XX 07/17/20 6:02:19 PM #15	DeadBankerDream posted... Isn't Popeye's shrimp the thing that creates immesurable disappointment and ruined days? hands you a court order mandating a vegan-only diet --- Hmm...
Topic	how do people skip morning or night time showers? that's so gross
Paragon21XX 07/17/20 5:58:08 PM #11	I think that's called OCD. --- Hmm...
Topic	Pokemon Male and Pokemon Female should be the next Pokemon game
Paragon21XX 07/17/20 3:49:34 PM #9	Too on the nose. Pokemon Mars and Pokemon Venus. --- Hmm...
Topic	"America sucks." doesn't vote Is there anything more millennial?
Paragon21XX 07/17/20 10:33:34 AM #19	Topic reminds me of a great video. Millennial: "look at who you guys voted for." Boomer: "yeah, that's right: I voted." Millennial: "touch." --- Hmm...
Topic	I'm fat are you
Paragon21XX 07/16/20 5:06:27 PM #6	Fat you are I'm --- Hmm...
Topic	What's the real website that lets you file your taxes for free in the U..?
Paragon21XX 07/16/20 1:35:33 PM #3	Sounds like user error to me. https://apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/ --- Hmm...
Topic	Trump Administration now backtracking on blaming Fauci
Paragon21XX 07/16/20 12:30:54 PM #18	Tired-Insomniac posted... DarkRoast posted... Some of his other staffers and sycophants deleted their recent tweets <img src="" /> His name isn't even pronounced like faucet These people are fucking stupid Like people who unironically say Faux News? --- Hmm...
Topic	If Jerry Seinfeld made pickles, he'd be Jerry Brinefeld.
Paragon21XX 07/16/20 12:23:47 PM #26	If Jerry Seinfeld were a glutton, he'd be Jerry Dinefeld. --- Hmm...
Topic	Gold and Silver
Paragon21XX 07/15/20 4:24:12 PM #2	PikachuMaxwell posted... ~~I thought of Pokemon~~ --- Hmm...
Topic	Dilemma: You catch your son cheating on his wife
Paragon21XX 07/15/20 12:43:42 PM #4	I beat the ever-living shit out of him first, then I tell his mother about it, and then I tell his wife. --- Hmm...
Topic	I meat the husband of the lady I am dating yesterday.
Paragon21XX 07/15/20 11:43:35 AM #5	Did you at least show the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around while you were meating him? --- Hmm...
Topic	Do you guys remember Ruroni Kenshin/Samurai X
Paragon21XX 07/14/20 2:02:59 PM #26	Ricemills posted... the author was arrested for child porn possession, BTW. And then only fined the paltry sum of 200,000 ($1,800) because reasons. --- Hmm...
Topic	ITT: Video game plots described poorly
Paragon21XX 07/14/20 12:18:46 PM #23	Your best friend that turned evil is actually a clone of him made by a genius girl when she was just 5 or 6 years old. --- Hmm...
Topic	Trump loses another 10 electorals in latest 270towin update Biden with 278
Paragon21XX 07/14/20 11:47:59 AM #21	spikethedevil posted... What happens in the case of a tie in the US? House of Reps chooses President and Senate chooses Vice President. --- Hmm...
Topic	I'm terrible at grilling, any tips on grilling thick pork chops?
Paragon21XX 07/13/20 10:20:13 PM #6	Get a sous vide. --- Hmm...
Topic	Any car guys here?
Paragon21XX 07/13/20 7:53:28 PM #23	darkprince45 posted... Its automatic Then use 89 ("Plus") or whatever the next available step above regular is unless you can flash the ECU to take full advantage of 91+ octane fuel. Other than that, the only other reason to ever go higher is if you notice your engine knocking while using the required grade. --- Hmm...
Topic	Any car guys here?
Paragon21XX 07/13/20 7:41:29 PM #12	Looked it up and for the 5.7L Hemi, it apparently depends on the type of transmission: plus for automatic and premium for manual. --- Hmm...
Topic	Explain why human food that looks like this appeals to everyone
Paragon21XX 07/13/20 3:56:49 PM #45	The mind recognizes it as a tasty source of the stuff the body craves: fats, proteins, and carbs. --- Hmm...
Topic	So if Biden wins, y'all think it'll be a one term thing?
Paragon21XX 07/13/20 11:47:55 AM #12	He'll be stepping down and letting his VP take over halfway through the 1st term. --- Hmm...
Topic	I havent hugged my Gf in months.
Paragon21XX 07/11/20 12:53:28 AM #7	Duncanwii posted... Not allowed to. Might be asymptomatic. Personally I would think I'd be allowed to take that chance I'm only her freaking boyfriend, but higher powers have forbidden it. Who's not allowing you? Your mommy and daddy or hers? --- Hmm...
Topic	Have they invented existential pain killers yet?
Paragon21XX 07/11/20 12:45:14 AM #19	Questionmarktarius posted... Thallium > polonium Someone didn't do the homework here. Poison someone with 1 milligram of thallium and they will live. Poison someone with 1 microgram of polonium-210 and they have about a 50% chance of dying. How are you defining "deadliest poisons"? --- Hmm...
Topic	Have they invented existential pain killers yet?
Paragon21XX 07/11/20 12:13:01 AM #12	I hear Tylenol helps a little bit. --- Hmm...
Topic	Its time to abolish the Electoral College. One person should equal one vote.
Paragon21XX 07/10/20 1:16:07 AM #26	GentlemanGamer posted... The electoral college should absolutely be abolished, we should have ranked choice voting, everyone should be registered automatically at age 18, and congress should completely do away with the senate and just have the house, all the senate serves to do is add another layer to defeat progress and give extreme power to states with low populations by giving them an equal representation to the largest states. You would have to abolish the entire notion of individual states in order to make the Senate obsolete. Until then, the Senate absolutely stays exactly the way it is. --- Hmm...
Topic	Its time to abolish the Electoral College. One person should equal one vote.
Paragon21XX 07/10/20 12:46:30 AM #8	solosnake posted... Id be happy if they just had every state have split electorals instead of the winner take all format Fun fact: Obama would have lost the election to Mitt Romney in 2012 if that were the case. --- Hmm...
Topic	Every copy of Super Mario 64 is personalized....
Paragon21XX 07/09/20 6:27:06 PM #6	Phantom36 posted... I think it's supposed to be a combination of both. Sometimes I believe it's true though. One time I randomly had Mario say, "Ah, ravioli" in the middle of the castle. And no one I have talked to ever heard him say that. Nor has he ever said it again. LMAO You mean when he talks in his sleep (skip to about 1:20)? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UEAQll3W28 --- Hmm...
Topic	Passengers on an airplane flight ordered to crowd together despite empty rows
Paragon21XX 07/09/20 3:24:15 PM #14	American Airlines proving once again why they are one of the worst airline companies ever. --- Hmm...
Topic	Which version of the Right-Hand Rule do you use?
Paragon21XX 07/09/20 1:05:14 PM #3	I was always taught the first example. I have never seen the second version. --- Hmm...
Topic	What should happen to removed confederate monuments?
Paragon21XX 07/09/20 12:36:30 PM #4	They should be given the Benito Mussolini treatment. --- Hmm...
Topic	An unconventional divination idea
Paragon21XX 07/08/20 10:46:19 PM #4	Here's a topic you should explore: Barnum effect. --- Hmm...
Topic	Mom overpowers creep that was sexually assaulting her daughter.
Paragon21XX 07/08/20 1:40:36 PM #3	ROBANN_88 posted... Chikan? I don't speak weeb either. Hey, TC! Why didn't you include the very first paragraph of the article that defined what "chikan" means? --- Hmm...
Topic	Is it OK to be NEET if you are in a band?
Paragon21XX 07/08/20 1:11:13 PM #2	Only if you have a multi-million dollar record deal. Until then, don't quit your day job. --- Hmm...
Topic	Conflict is BLOCKED!
Paragon21XX 07/07/20 2:34:34 PM #7	Drumiester posted... Not a good time to say something like that. --- Hmm...
Topic	What is a meme?
Paragon21XX 07/07/20 8:32:13 AM #5	DNA of the soul --- Hmm...
Topic	So liberals are voting for this guy?
Paragon21XX 07/06/20 10:19:33 AM #18	Slayer_22 posted... Ex-Kefiroth posted... <img src="" /> Holy shit. Was he posing for a coin? My god, I never thought he could look more unflattering. Is he just a man-sized suit being worn by someone? Like...fuck. Are you suggesting Trump might be a Slitheen? --- Hmm...
Topic	Give me a picture, and I will EDIT it (For better or worse)
Paragon21XX 07/05/20 2:36:33 PM #14	--- Hmm...
Topic	A man is about to shoot a kid, dog, your girlfriend, the president, a scientist
Paragon21XX 07/05/20 12:50:44 PM #19	Choice wheel: choose one person/animal (or no one) to take bullet for. Or take the split-second Renegade Interrupt after choosing "No one" that results in a badass series of events that results in the terrorist dying very painfully, his helicopter exploding, and everyone else walking away in generally good health. --- Hmm...
Topic	Anyone heard of this riddle before?
Paragon21XX 07/05/20 2:14:04 AM #4	4 of spades? --- Hmm...
Topic	C/D: A demented Biden is an upgrade over Trump.
Paragon21XX 07/04/20 2:29:36 PM #14	D, a sidegrade. --- Hmm...
Topic	Mods, please remove that sticky.
Paragon21XX 07/04/20 1:55:53 PM #32	I don't see the issue here. All countries that use the Gregorian calendar have a 4th of July. ~~But only two countries celebrate it as a holiday.~~ --- Hmm...
Topic	Reminder since you have may forgotten: the MCU isn't cinema
Paragon21XX 07/04/20 2:08:33 AM #46	MrKapowski posted... Reminder since you may have forgotten: TC is a welcher TC's opinion = null and void --- Hmm...
Topic	C/D: $1000 is enough for a personal savings account
Paragon21XX 07/03/20 9:12:48 PM #2	Only if you still live with your parents. --- Hmm...
Topic	$10 but you are woken up by a hella terrible and painful leg cramp in da night
Paragon21XX 07/02/20 11:36:12 PM #4	Been there, done that, will probably experience it again one day. --- Hmm...
Topic	Why did the CHOP/CHAZ/CHUD experiment fail?
Paragon21XX 07/02/20 11:33:00 PM #8	Because communism is the very definition of failure. --- Hmm...
Topic	What temp you guys set your AC at?
Paragon21XX 07/02/20 9:19:28 PM #31	Smart thermostat sets these temperatures for me During the day while I'm home: 77F At night: 73F Away from home: 84F --- Hmm...
Topic	There are no brothers in Super Smash Brothers
Paragon21XX 07/02/20 4:58:21 PM #41	It's not called Super Smash Brothers, it's Super Smash Bros. --- Hmm...
Topic	Scenario: You are an IT worker caught between your child and your job.
Paragon21XX 07/02/20 2:40:15 PM #5	Solar_Crimson posted... "This is more important." "Nothing is more important than a healthy work-life balance. I'll set it up for you, but I'm not staying around. If you have any complaints, direct it to my supervisor." --- Hmm...
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