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RchHomieQuanChi
07/14/20 11:16:42 AM
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The sequel is actually the prequel

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I have nothing else to say
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Tsuyoi3
07/14/20 11:20:12 AM
#2:


Eco terrorists bomb power plants and kill a godlike pretty man.

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Manliness transcends both space, and time.
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MT_TRAEH
07/14/20 11:27:16 AM
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soldier going in a place where he doesnt belong to destroy a walking tank

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Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium.
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masterpug53
07/14/20 11:27:32 AM
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A bunch of orphans travel to Dracula's Castle and fight a sorceress with a speech impediment.

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Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
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Questionmarktarius
07/14/20 11:30:43 AM
#5:


Some guy sent some baddies into the future, who sent that guy into the past, to send those baddies into the future.
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Pancake
07/14/20 11:31:54 AM
#6:


go right, don't die, save day.
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Jabodie
07/14/20 11:32:26 AM
#7:


Police search a mansion without a warrant

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<insert sig here>
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bobbysjoby2
07/14/20 11:35:20 AM
#8:


Plumber falls into the toilet and wanders the sewers and hallucinates due to the toxic smells of bile
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DevsBro
07/14/20 11:47:21 AM
#9:


Monkies steal a time machine

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Austin_Era_II
07/14/20 11:48:50 AM
#10:


A yellow big circle eats dots then other colours show up and are like "fuck you we gon get ya!"

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Currently gaming: Metal Gear Solid V
MCMLXXXV
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Thunder_Armor
07/14/20 11:50:13 AM
#11:


Pick a character and stay near a thing that moves

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I should go.
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inloveanddeath0
07/14/20 11:51:10 AM
#12:


Girl dies in beginning. girl saved at the end

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Shablagoo
07/14/20 11:52:29 AM
#13:


A former cop goes on a relaxing fishing trip in rural Spain.

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No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro.
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Austin_Era_II
07/14/20 11:52:57 AM
#14:


It was a dream.

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Currently gaming: Metal Gear Solid V
MCMLXXXV
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bobbysjoby2
07/14/20 11:55:34 AM
#15:


Monkeys beat up animals in jungle for bananas
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masterpug53
07/14/20 12:00:44 PM
#16:


A dude who can bodyslam a locomotive can't stop a literal clown from causing the apocalypse.

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Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
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Strider102
07/14/20 12:03:15 PM
#17:


A ragtag group of individuals band together and find themselves to be the only hope for the world.

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Last Cloudia ID: 188850453
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DevsBro
07/14/20 12:03:15 PM
#18:


Guy who belongs in an Asylum gets trapped in an Asylum when it is taken over by the patients. Authorities do nothing.

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DevsBro
07/14/20 12:04:21 PM
#19:


Kid learns to fuse with radio waves.

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bobbysjoby2
07/14/20 12:11:03 PM
#20:


street fighters fight in the street

ninja master fights some ninjas

A mouse inside a maze wanders around for days

An oddball wanders around a soda factory

A kid challenges foes to rock paper scissors
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masterpug53
07/14/20 12:11:09 PM
#21:


Pretty man goes to a castle and either beats up an innocent man or a blaxploitation icon, depending on whether or not you're wearing the right glasses.

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Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
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Dorfmann_
07/14/20 12:13:15 PM
#22:


Man coughs and dies
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Paragon21XX
07/14/20 12:18:46 PM
#23:


Your best friend that turned evil is actually a clone of him made by a genius girl when she was just 5 or 6 years old.
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Hmm...
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GallisOTK
07/14/20 12:20:14 PM
#24:


Angry teenagers kill God
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"WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON OUT HERE!?" ~ Vince Lombardi
https://imgur.com/rDu2AJS
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Strider102
07/14/20 12:20:17 PM
#25:


The protagonist gets his body stolen by the demonic furry incarnation of his father who is later revealed to be a computer.

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Last Cloudia ID: 188850453
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CE_gonna_CE
07/14/20 12:24:41 PM
#26:


Youre a bad enough dude to save the president.

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K-driver
07/14/20 12:26:59 PM
#27:


Moth gets angry about being forgotten, gets killed by a bug with no mind to think.

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LURKING HARD!
or hardly lurking, see?
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Funkydog
07/14/20 12:31:33 PM
#28:


Save the galaxy with sassy one liners and banging alien chicks.

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jpenny2
07/14/20 12:33:10 PM
#29:


Young boxer proves that weight divisions don't matter.

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Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT
I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned
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Strider102
07/14/20 12:35:12 PM
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You have to destroy a moon like object filled with people to save it, which leads to time travel antics where changing the future changes the past, this all culminates in time being destroyed. It's only then when God appears and he wants to turn everyone into lifeless soulless husks for the new world. In the end the universe is completely destroyed.

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Last Cloudia ID: 188850453
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bobbysjoby2
07/14/20 12:37:16 PM
#31:


Kill cops to prove you aren't a cop killer!
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StickFigures720
07/14/20 12:43:54 PM
#32:


Bald man travels the world to kill people

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"I need a drink."
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Strider102
07/14/20 12:45:28 PM
#33:


Would you kindly do as your told in an underwater city on the brink of civil war filled with drug addicts.

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Last Cloudia ID: 188850453
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HylianFox
07/14/20 12:47:17 PM
#34:


A large pig steals a triangle and a guy in a pointy hat and no pants stabs him to death

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
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Strider102
07/14/20 12:51:54 PM
#35:


While driving in a car you and another member of your gang sing along to a Biz Markie song.

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Last Cloudia ID: 188850453
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Funkydog
07/14/20 12:58:53 PM
#36:


Steal from the dead and throw yourself off cliffs to stop an ancient curse.

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KogaSteelfang
07/14/20 1:00:33 PM
#37:


Kids ignore the actual global threat to go enter a god-bird's mouth and exit it's bum, just to fix their parent's kite.

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Work in progress, please be patient.
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masterpug53
07/14/20 1:02:19 PM
#38:


Fulfill your selfish asshole father's destiny by fighting over who gets the privilege to power up a giant Brita filter.

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Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
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HylianFox
07/14/20 1:03:13 PM
#39:


A fat guy with a large spray bottle removes graffiti

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
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FabIemaster
07/14/20 1:03:44 PM
#40:


Kid's dad tells him to go play with a tiny ball that gets bigger.

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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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CyricZ
07/14/20 1:03:52 PM
#41:


Basically COVID-19 quarantine with eight other people and the only thing on TV is a dumb rabbit cartoon.

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CyricZ
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FortuneCookie
07/14/20 1:05:05 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
The sequel is actually the prequel

Legend of Zelda.
Literally any of them other than the NES games.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera
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CyricZ
07/14/20 1:05:23 PM
#43:


A frenzied search for the world's worst optometrist.

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CyricZ
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HylianFox
07/14/20 1:05:23 PM
#44:


An elastic pink ball devours all in its path

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
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CyricZ
07/14/20 1:05:57 PM
#45:


Twenty-two minutes of absolute freedom. Twenty-two minutes of absolute freedom.

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CyricZ
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CyricZ
07/14/20 1:07:20 PM
#46:


Check your watch to find out who killed Horatio Hornblower.

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CyricZ
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Light_Dragon
07/14/20 1:07:40 PM
#47:


17 year old boy witnesses the death of his father then meets animal people and tries to fight racism while also trying to avenge the death of his father.

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Still waiting for Flayn in Heroes.
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IShall_Run_Amok
07/14/20 1:08:36 PM
#48:


After you lose a fight with your own government, you run away and ask God for help. He says 'ok' and you get a tattoo.

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I refuse to eat until I am hungry. Well, maybe just a little.
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Strider102
07/14/20 1:08:41 PM
#49:


A man destroys numerous and priceless suppressants to a virus that turns people into zombies because he's told to.

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Last Cloudia ID: 188850453
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Questionmarktarius
07/14/20 1:09:57 PM
#50:


The downsides of space-steroids.
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