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UnfairRepresent 07/05/20 11:59:36 AM #1:	Who do you take a bullet for? My girlfriend The president The little kid The dog The brilliant scientist No one Who do you take a bullet for? - Results (1 vote) My girlfriend 100% (1 vote) 1 The president 0% (0 votes) 0 The little kid 0% (0 votes) 0 The dog 0% (0 votes) 0 The brilliant scientist 0% (0 votes) 0 No one 0% (0 votes) 0 Your girlfriend, the president, a brilliant scientist, a dog and small child are on the roof of a building that was just attacked by a crazed terrorist. The gunman is about to make his escape via his helicopter when he turns around and says "How ironic. I only have 5 bullets left and there's only 5 of you. Mwahahahahaha perfect." Then he takes aim. He hasn't seen you because you were cowering behind a pillar and there is enough time for you to get in front of any one of the targets and take a bullet for them. https://i.imgur.com/1GS3o1S.jpg What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941703105] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote> Who do you take a bullet for? My girlfriend The president The little kid The dog The brilliant scientist No one Vote View Results Who do you take a bullet for? - Results (1 vote) My girlfriend 100% (1 vote) 1 The president 0% (0 votes) 0 The little kid 0% (0 votes) 0 The dog 0% (0 votes) 0 The brilliant scientist 0% (0 votes) 0 No one 0% (0 votes) 0 Show Voting Form Your girlfriend, the president, a brilliant scientist, a dog and small child are on the roof of a building that was just attacked by a crazed terrorist. The gunman is about to make his escape via his helicopter when he turns around and says "How ironic. I only have 5 bullets left and there's only 5 of you. Mwahahahahaha perfect." Then he takes aim. He hasn't seen you because you were cowering behind a pillar and there is enough time for you to get in front of any one of the targets and take a bullet for them. https://i.imgur.com/1GS3o1S.jpg What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mostcorrupt 07/05/20 12:08:19 PM #2:	1. GF 2. Kid 3.Scientist 4. Dog 5. No one 6. President <cite>mostcorrupt posted [p:941703386] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>1. GF 2. Kid 3.Scientist 4. Dog 5. No one 6. President </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MT_TRAEH 07/05/20 12:14:20 PM #3:	UnfairRepresent posted... What do you do? get to the choppa --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>MT_TRAEH posted [p:941703626] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>What do you do?</quote>get to the choppa </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 07/05/20 12:15:23 PM #4:	I would imagine that whoever I choose would immediately get shot right after to spite my sacrifice. So it'd come down to a random chance anyway depending on when the one I wanted to save was being aimed at. --- https://imgur.com/8DBAEJJ \| https://imgur.com/U2ZWTrH I never be, I never see, I never know <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:941703655] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>I would imagine that whoever I choose would immediately get shot right after to spite my sacrifice. So it'd come down to a random chance anyway depending on when the one I wanted to save was being aimed at. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tropicalwood 07/05/20 12:16:35 PM #5:	Pump him full of 19 rounds of 9mm freedom. --- ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya <cite>Tropicalwood posted [p:941703705] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Pump him full of 19 rounds of 9mm freedom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/05/20 12:17:27 PM #6:	a dog? or MY dog? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:941703743] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>a dog? or MY dog? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LastTomorrow 07/05/20 12:19:05 PM #7:	Use the Talk no Jutsu on him --- Waffle waffle waffle <cite>LastTomorrow posted [p:941703809] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Use the Talk no Jutsu on him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 07/05/20 12:19:28 PM #8:	Im not the man with the gun? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:941703821] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Im not the man with the gun? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/05/20 12:21:30 PM #9:	monkmith posted... a dog? or MY dog? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgk-lA12FBk --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941703898] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted...</cite> <quote>a dog? or MY dog? </quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgk-lA12FBk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 07/05/20 12:22:34 PM #10:	Legally I believe I would be required to take a bullet for the President if I was given a clear choice. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:941703947] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Legally I believe I would be required to take a bullet for the President if I was given a clear choice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 07/05/20 12:29:27 PM #11:	If you had the time to get in front of any particular target, you have time to tackle him from behind. wtf is wrong with my phone --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:941704184] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>If you had the time to get in front of any particular target, you have time to tackle him from behind. wtf is wrong with my phone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/05/20 12:29:36 PM #12:	wackyteen posted... Legally I believe I would be required to take a bullet for the President if I was given a clear choice. just claim he was too far away and your bone spurs were acting up. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:941704189] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>wackyteen posted... </cite> <quote>Legally I believe I would be required to take a bullet for the President if I was given a clear choice.</quote>just claim he was too far away and your bone spurs were acting up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/05/20 12:31:08 PM #13:	"Do what you want with the girl, just leave me alone!" -George Carlin. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:941704238] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>"Do what you want with the girl, just leave me alone!" -George Carlin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 07/05/20 12:32:18 PM #14:	None. I'm the shooter. --- https://imgur.com/i9oVpG0 <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:941704278] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>None. I'm the shooter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Christian RULES 07/05/20 12:35:20 PM #15:	President Trump. If the President is someone other than Trump, then my girlfriend. --- RIP Man Fan - https://gamefaqs1.cbsistatic.com/user_image/7/3/8/AADDtPAAAbxK.jpg TRUMP 2020 - Keep America Great - Promises Made! Promises Kept! #KAG #MAGA <cite>Christian RULES posted [p:941704393] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>President Trump. If the President is someone other than Trump, then my girlfriend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cuttin_in_farm 07/05/20 12:35:27 PM #16:	Your first mistake, is that its a coincidence not irony! But your second mistake, was thinking there was only five! I proceed to dropkick the president to topple over the others like dominoes and save everyone. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. <cite>cuttin_in_farm posted [p:941704400] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Your first mistake, is that its a coincidence not irony! But your second mistake, was thinking there was only five! I proceed to dropkick the president to topple over the others like dominoes and save everyone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/05/20 12:41:25 PM #17:	Alteres posted... If you had the one that get in front of any particular target, you have time to tackle him from behind. You weren't behind him. https://i.imgur.com/qUgdihk.png --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941704609] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted...</cite> <quote>If you had the one that get in front of any particular target, you have time to tackle him from behind. </quote> You weren't behind him. https://i.imgur.com/qUgdihk.png</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 07/05/20 12:43:37 PM #18:	Unless that girlfriend is pregnant thats some simp bullshit...now the dog that good boy or girl needs protecting --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:941704680] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Unless that girlfriend is pregnant thats some simp bullshit...now the dog that good boy or girl needs protecting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 07/05/20 12:50:44 PM #19:	Choice wheel: choose one person/animal (or no one) to take bullet for. Or take the split-second Renegade Interrupt after choosing "No one" that results in a badass series of events that results in the terrorist dying very painfully, his helicopter exploding, and everyone else walking away in generally good health. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:941704943] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Choice wheel: choose one person/animal (or no one) to take bullet for. Or take the split-second Renegade Interrupt after choosing "No one" that results in a badass series of events that results in the terrorist dying very painfully, his helicopter exploding, and everyone else walking away in generally good health. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 07/05/20 12:54:28 PM #20:	ZeroX91 posted... Unless that girlfriend is pregnant thats some simp bullshit...now the dog that good boy or girl needs protecting It'd be simp bullshit if you jumped to protect someone else's girlfriend. Goddamn. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:941705080] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>ZeroX91 posted... </cite> <quote>Unless that girlfriend is pregnant thats some simp bullshit...now the dog that good boy or girl needs protecting</quote>It'd be simp bullshit if you jumped to protect someone else's girlfriend. Goddamn. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 07/05/20 12:56:57 PM #21:	What if you have a boyfriend and not a girlfriend <cite>ZannoL posted [p:941705177] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>What if you have a boyfriend and not a girlfriend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poop2 07/05/20 12:59:18 PM #22:	gf, duh. the fuck would i save anyone else? lol <cite>Poop2 posted [p:941705248] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>gf, duh. the fuck would i save anyone else? lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/05/20 2:22:16 PM #23:	Poop2 posted... gf, duh. the fuck would i save anyone else? lol Over half of CE is choosing too --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941708286] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Poop2 posted...</cite> <quote>gf, duh. the fuck would i save anyone else? lol</quote> Over half of CE is choosing too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/05/20 2:25:36 PM #24:	almost everyone would pick girlfriend. and anyone who says different is lying. in the heat of a split second moment I think 99% of people would instinctively jump to their girlfriend. the aftermath may come with 2nd guessing and guilt for years. but I think most people would in that moment save their girlfriend <cite>Zikten posted [p:941708420] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>almost everyone would pick girlfriend. and anyone who says different is lying. in the heat of a split second moment I think 99% of people would instinctively jump to their girlfriend. the aftermath may come with 2nd guessing and guilt for years. but I think most people would in that moment save their girlfriend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 07/05/20 2:30:57 PM #25:	The little kid, they have the longest life to live. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:941708619] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>The little kid, they have the longest life to live. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 07/05/20 2:39:40 PM #26:	ZannoL posted... What if you have a boyfriend and not a girlfriend You have fight well but this is the end, NOW YOU DIE! --- https://imgur.com/8DBAEJJ \| https://imgur.com/U2ZWTrH I never be, I never see, I never know <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:941708987] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>ZannoL posted... </cite> <quote>What if you have a boyfriend and not a girlfriend </quote> You have fight well but this is the end, NOW YOU DIE! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/05/20 2:43:13 PM #27:	E. Wait until hes screaming and distracted and come up behind him, pull that stupid hoody over his eyes, knock him to the ground while hes blind, then hopefully grab the gun and shoot him in the lower spine point blank 5 times so he dies slowly and in severe pain, or the back of the head 5x if I dont have time to torture him. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:941709118] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>E. Wait until hes screaming and distracted and come up behind him, pull that stupid hoody over his eyes, knock him to the ground while hes blind, then hopefully grab the gun and shoot him in the lower spine point blank 5 times so he dies slowly and in severe pain, or the back of the head 5x if I dont have time to torture him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 07/05/20 2:44:40 PM #28:	UnfairRepresent posted... The gunman is about to make his escape via his helicopter when he turns around and says "How ironic. I only have 5 bullets left and there's only 5 of you. Mwahahahahaha perfect." Then he takes aim. lmao --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:941709177] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>The gunman is about to make his escape via his helicopter when he turns around and says "How ironic. I only have 5 bullets left and there's only 5 of you. Mwahahahahaha perfect." Then he takes aim. </quote> lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antbregante 07/05/20 2:55:07 PM #29:	I'd yell to him that he needs multiple shots to make sure the president is dead. --- www.thebookofpdr.com. My friends site with bizarre web comics and a strange blog about the weird thoughts going on inside his head. <cite>Antbregante posted [p:941709605] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>I'd yell to him that he needs multiple shots to make sure the president is dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/06/20 3:22:06 AM #30:	ZannoL posted... What if you have a boyfriend and not a girlfriend Then it turns out he was a girl this entire time with a fake penis like in that movie --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941735326] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>ZannoL posted...</cite> <quote>What if you have a boyfriend and not a girlfriend </quote> Then it turns out he was a girl this entire time with a fake penis like in that movie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 07/06/20 3:26:49 AM #31:	cuttin_in_farm posted... Your first mistake, is that its a coincidence not irony! But your second mistake, was thinking there was only five! I proceed to dropkick the president to topple over the others like dominoes and save everyone lol --- Wake up. You have to wake up. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:941735408] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>cuttin_in_farm posted...</cite> <quote>Your first mistake, is that its a coincidence not irony! But your second mistake, was thinking there was only five! I proceed to dropkick the president to topple over the others like dominoes and save everyone</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 07/06/20 3:45:11 AM #32:	Anyone but Trump. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:941735717] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Anyone but Trump. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BipBapBam 07/06/20 3:48:14 AM #33:	My girlfriend lmao at taking a bullet for Trump --- Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all. <cite>BipBapBam posted [p:941735775] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>My girlfriend lmao at taking a bullet for Trump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 07/06/20 4:01:53 AM #34:	The kid, but only if it's a young Donald Trump, he's going to be a great man one day. <cite>bknight posted [p:941735964] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>The kid, but only if it's a young Donald Trump, he's going to be a great man one day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 07/06/20 4:04:03 AM #35:	is the dog in a burning building? --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:941735991] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>is the dog in a burning building? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 07/06/20 4:09:26 AM #36:	Girlfriend, then dog. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:941736054] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Girlfriend, then dog. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 07/06/20 4:11:00 AM #37:	DirkDiggles posted... None. I'm the shooter. lol --- b-bb-box https://imgur.com/8D3HM7e - by Proofpyros <cite>boxington posted [p:941736078] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>DirkDiggles posted... </cite> <quote>None. I'm the shooter.</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 07/06/20 4:35:31 AM #38:	I'm staying behind that pillar. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:941736468] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>I'm staying behind that pillar. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 07/06/20 4:51:29 AM #39:	The dog --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:941736714] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>The dog </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Number090684 07/06/20 4:56:03 AM #40:	Obviously, my girlfriend. Can't help but feel bad for the scientist looking at the poll. --- US N Switch "Number" FC SW-3804-3177-9797 US PS3 / PS4 / PS Vita PSN: Number090684 <cite>Number090684 posted [p:941736787] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>Obviously, my girlfriend. Can't help but feel bad for the scientist looking at the poll. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 07/06/20 4:58:07 AM #41:	what's the brilliant scientist researching? knowing might have an effect on my decision. --- b-bb-box https://imgur.com/8D3HM7e - by Proofpyros <cite>boxington posted [p:941736818] in A man is a... [t:78826138]...</cite> <quote>what's the brilliant scientist researching? knowing might have an effect on my decision. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > A man is about to shoot a kid, dog, your girlfriend, the president, a scientist