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TopicDa WORST gamefaqs moderation dis decade?
Orlando_Jordan
01/02/20 7:45:01 PM
#16
I got warned twice for asking if feminists should be more respectful of men. Explain that bullshit.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDid Reddit ban incels?
Orlando_Jordan
01/01/20 12:59:36 AM
#1
Or do they still have a forum to post on? I want to read some comedy gold.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhen girls leave you on read.
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/19 6:36:28 PM
#1
How does that make you feel?


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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicTrump: We must have understanding and respect, like Christ
Orlando_Jordan
12/26/19 4:58:06 PM
#30
cmiller4642 posted...
XD XD XD

Obama got us out of the recession and you all hate it because of the color of his skin
I'm black, and Obama shut down dispensaries, continued the war on drugs, and used drone strikes all the time. His economic policies were okay at best. To say I hate him because of the color of his skin is ridiculous.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicTrump: We must have understanding and respect, like Christ
Orlando_Jordan
12/26/19 4:47:44 PM
#28
No matter what Trump does, people complain. The man fixed the economy, and people still complain.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic$10,000, but no girl you like will ever like you back.
Orlando_Jordan
12/26/19 2:11:26 PM
#1
$10,000, but no girl you like will ever like you back.


If a girl likes you first, you can get with her. But if you like her first, she "isn't looking for anything right now."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBring back the 3KL moderation.
Orlando_Jordan
12/26/19 1:40:42 PM
#3
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY here is buying that 3KLs are now NKLs anymore.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBring back the 3KL moderation.
Orlando_Jordan
12/26/19 1:28:11 PM
#1
Mods will warn you for anything these days.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWho is "Mr. Dream"?
Orlando_Jordan
12/26/19 12:56:46 PM
#1
I don't get it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine being put in the friend zone.
Orlando_Jordan
12/26/19 11:34:43 AM
#5
MrK3V posted...
They're more than that they are my girlfriend baby boy!
They

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine being put in the friend zone.
Orlando_Jordan
12/26/19 11:32:42 AM
#3
MrK3V posted...
At least I only have to imagine unlike you.
You probably wish girls would at least be your friend.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic1st game that comes to mind when you hear 'Nintendo 64'
Orlando_Jordan
12/26/19 11:29:55 AM
#5
Super Game 64

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine being put in the friend zone.
Orlando_Jordan
12/26/19 11:29:34 AM
#1
That must be pretty depressing.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPeople that leaves buggies in the middle of the parking lot.
Orlando_Jordan
12/26/19 11:14:13 AM
#6
What the fuck is a buggie?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMillennials think records sound better than FLAC.
Orlando_Jordan
12/25/19 6:43:24 PM
#3
MrK3V posted...
No they don't
They go out of their way to get albums on "vinyl," which is a way to make old ass records sound hip.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMillennials think records sound better than FLAC.
Orlando_Jordan
12/25/19 6:41:25 PM
#1
Explain this.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhat is the psychology of cucks?
Orlando_Jordan
12/25/19 5:32:53 PM
#1
Do they want to feel like their wife is hot and sexy, and desired by other men? Why do they enjoy being humiliated and stuff? I don't get it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicChristmas Sucks. Asked for a Mandalorian, got a...
Orlando_Jordan
12/25/19 2:51:36 AM
#18
The worst part about this topic is that there probably WASN'T a Mandalorian available, and they still got him something from Star Wars, and he's upset.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI'm scared I may be HIV positive.
Orlando_Jordan
12/24/19 11:29:24 PM
#3
Extreme_light posted...
This seems like a giant leap to make unless you know one of the women had it, or any other STDs for that matter...

But still, you should be getting tested at a local clinic or something. The worst result is "unknown".
Yeah, I never even considered the possibility until now, and now I'm shook.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI'm scared I may be HIV positive.
Orlando_Jordan
12/24/19 11:26:49 PM
#1
I've had unprotected sex with 3 women this year.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclonely, burned out, and depressed: millennials entering the 2020's
Orlando_Jordan
12/24/19 11:24:16 PM
#142
Monolith1676 posted...
The root cause might be the way kids aren't allowed to be kids and forced to grow up at a faster rate these days.
It's probably the exact opposite. Grown ass men haven't actually gotten real and grown up, and have difficulties dating, getting a good career, etc.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicFriendly reminder that Uncut Gems gets a wide release this week (Christmas).
Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 5:05:15 PM
#4
I like how all of their advertising money is pushing how great Adam Sandler's performance is, but not the plot.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI could never take Adam Driver seriously as Kylo Ren
Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 5:03:28 PM
#12
The dude did a brilliant performance at playing an incel.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe truth about the friendzone.
Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 4:56:11 PM
#2
But NOT your looks.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo girls care about guys not getting sex?
Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 4:48:10 PM
#17
ReggieBush09 posted...
Or do they feel bad when they can't give.
lmao, what the fuck?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe truth about the friendzone.
Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 4:45:41 PM
#1
She likes your personality.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirl to you: "I'm not looking for anything right now."
Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 2:56:10 PM
#11
MedeaLysistrata posted...
TC how long have you been stuck on boardwalk?
What does that mean?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirl to you: "I'm not looking for anything right now."
Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 2:49:37 PM
#5
smoliske posted...
imagine living your life discussing hypothetical scenarios every single day regarding incels and fictional Chad's and Stacey's on a gaming internet message board web sight called gamefaqs on gamespot owned by CBS interactive
What could be better than that?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirl to you: "I'm not looking for anything right now."
Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 2:46:54 PM
#1
Girl to Chad: "Would you like to go on a date?"

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThey cucked him *RoS spoilers*
Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 2:09:30 PM
#43
It would've been a lot more interesting if Finn became a Sith.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicJJ Abrams is doing that 'make the movie worse after the fact' thing *RoS Spoiler
Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 3:12:56 AM
#21
CM_Ponch posted...
JJ clearly shipped Rei and Kylo together and then realized Rei and Finn had more chemistry so now he's butt hurt
Rei

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI'm single and ready to mingle
Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 1:56:17 AM
#2
Christian Mingle

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicCan a cuckold redeem his honor?
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 10:24:24 PM
#1
I think if he got a girlfriend and made his wife sleep on the couch, that would be a good move.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHold on, have the Warned / Suspended Generals stopped?
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 2:17:35 PM
#9
Hairistotle is suspended.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicSo sick of idiots trying to hit my car when I'm lane changing.
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 1:11:50 PM
#1
I'll signal, check my mirrors and blind spot, and then as I'm changing lanes, some idiot gasses it to 80 mph and almost hits my car.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWoman: Men are so easy to fuck, it's actually disgusting.
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 2:41:00 AM
#8
Yes, men who are minding their own business are the nasty gutter sluts, not women who approach them and ask to fuck.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhat's the worst Star Wars film of all time?
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 2:33:28 AM
#10
Look at how low-energy the lightsaber fights were in the original.

https://youtu.be/sq51w34Hg9I

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs anyone a paypig
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 2:02:44 AM
#3
But the patriarchy!

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGoku shows up at your door.
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 2:01:29 AM
#3
@Scotty_Rogers

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicA handsome twunk with 6% body fat approach you and say:
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 1:49:00 AM
#23
I'd say "Oh, no thanks" and leave quickly.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclmao @ Pick Up Artists
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 1:39:06 AM
#13
No_U_L7 posted...
yes, yes i do.

when you learn how to do everything else 10/10, being good looking matters a lot less.

looks are just one aspect of what makes a person themselves. it is an important one as it is the first/initial impression.
Makes sense.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclmao @ Pick Up Artists
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 1:14:35 AM
#9
No_U_L7 posted...
because i understand attraction at the highest level
Do you really, though? Because obviously a strong, tall, good-looking, confident man is going to have more success than say, a really weird guy who keeps jingling his keys and talking about his car.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclmao @ Pick Up Artists
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 1:09:07 AM
#7
No_U_L7 posted...
All I know is I sleep with way hotter girls than I would if I werent a pick up artist
And why is that?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclmao @ Pick Up Artists
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 12:50:34 AM
#3
evil_zombie11 posted...
Just be mildly interesting and you're set tbh
I just don't understand these corny dudes like "Tyler Durden" who PUAs worship. What makes him special?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicCan I get modded for saying Santa isn't real?
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 12:47:54 AM
#6
If a moderator doesn't like you, then yes, he can warn you for spoilers. And when you contest, he'll vote that he was right, none of the other moderators will vote (because they don't care), and it will be upheld.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclmao @ Pick Up Artists
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 12:45:45 AM
#1
So I'm supposed to be impressed by a couple of guys who unbutton the first 3-4 buttons of their shirt and *gasp* pull women from nightclubs/bars? The average man can do that.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicNext big zombie movie "Alone" set in apartment complex
Orlando_Jordan
12/22/19 12:06:16 AM
#4
It looks low budget.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicall of my uber drivers ask me if I want to sit up front but I always say nah
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/19 11:09:34 PM
#2
They want you to "tip" them.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf incels ever did get a girlfriend...
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/19 10:16:56 PM
#1
What would happen?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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