Current Events > all of my uber drivers ask me if I want to sit up front but I always say nah

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Freddie_Mercury
12/21/19 11:06:55 PM
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Orlando_Jordan
12/21/19 11:09:34 PM
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They want you to "tip" them.

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Garioshi
12/21/19 11:27:14 PM
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You are no John McClane

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Kitt
12/21/19 11:36:41 PM
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I hear you get a huge discount if you give them road head.
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Freddie_Mercury
12/22/19 12:04:38 AM
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Freddie_Mercury
12/22/19 2:38:24 AM
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ffmasterjose
12/22/19 2:43:47 AM
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I go for the backseat everytime unless they say something. Wtf bro just let me get to work in peace and give you 5 stars
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SpaceBear_
12/22/19 2:53:25 AM
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I snapped at an Uber driver once. Told him to stfu.

I went on a night out and ended up miles from home. I was on drugs and I was up all night and way into the afternoon. I had work in like six hours and I was so fucked and exhausted. Took me three hours to arrange a lift home because I was in the middle of nowhere. Then this guy starts talking to me loads and I was planning on using the 40 minute drive to sleep a little.

I explained the situation and said please stfu.

Then five minutes later, he's like: "So....where do you work?"

Fuck that guy. Still gave five stars though.

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MabusIncarnate
12/22/19 2:56:16 AM
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If I was your uber driver i'd ask you to sit in my lap

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Butterfiles
12/22/19 12:10:47 PM
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I just hop in the trunk

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Uncle_Boobs
12/22/19 12:18:47 PM
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He just needed some relief
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