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TopicIf you were more dominant, your female friends would want you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/30/18 6:54:47 PM
#45
Tmaster148 posted...
Albel-Nox posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
1) Invite girl into your house
2) Grab girl by her hair
3) Tell the girl you are going to have sex
4) Have sex

This is actually really good advice.


No it isn't.

Grabbing someone by the hair and telling them that they will have sex with you is assault and then actually have sex with them while you are using force on their body is most certainly rape.

You have to have game, son. You have to excite her. It sounds like you can't pull this off. Stick to getting kissed on the cheek after your first date with Tinder girls. lmao
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TopicIf you were more dominant, your female friends would want you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/30/18 4:21:58 PM
#26
Conflict posted...
Something tells me randomly grabbing the hair of one of my friends would not go over very well

There's being flirty and then there's being aggressively creepy

Sounds like you're unattractive and give off a weird vibe.
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TopicBeing a man used to mean something.
Orlando_Jordan
12/30/18 2:37:46 PM
#1
These days, men can't even change the oil on their cars, operate a firearm, or lift heavy furniture. Feminism is killing manhood and turning men meek and weak.
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TopicThere are starving kids in Africa. Finish your plate!
Orlando_Jordan
12/30/18 2:33:44 PM
#5
What's the alternative, shipping food in Tupperware to Africa? Or at least preventing food waste?
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TopicIf you were more dominant, your female friends would want you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/30/18 2:29:37 PM
#18
Conflict posted...
Developing rape tendencies now, huh?

Grabbing a girl by the hair is not rape. SMH.
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TopicIf you were more dominant, your female friends would want you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/30/18 2:25:12 PM
#15
Tmaster148 posted...
Forcily grabbing someone by the hair is assault regardless of setting.

You do know you can assault people in your own home.

This is why you don't have much sex. You're not dominant. Women want a man who isn't afraid to get dominant.
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TopicIf you were more dominant, your female friends would want you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/30/18 2:22:08 PM
#9
Tmaster148 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
You are suggesting forcing yourself onto women.

You obviously have to use judgement. If she isn't into it, you stop.


You shouldn't be assualting women in the first place.

It's not assault to get flirty with a female friend who is over at your place.
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TopicIf you were more dominant, your female friends would want you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/30/18 2:16:51 PM
#6
Tmaster148 posted...
You are suggesting forcing yourself onto women.

You obviously have to use judgement. If she isn't into it, you stop.
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TopicIf you were more dominant, your female friends would want you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/30/18 2:05:19 PM
#1
They're turned on by a guy who will grab them by the hair and tell them what to do, not a meek male friend.
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TopicWould you have sex with a married woman?
Orlando_Jordan
12/30/18 12:17:16 AM
#13
BuckVanHammer posted...
I have. Seperated and working out a divorce at the time.
Id pass on your scenario tho.

Why the FUCK did he watch?
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TopicWould you have sex with a married woman?
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 11:50:01 PM
#1
If she required her husband to watch and be humiliated?
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TopicKill all centipedes.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 10:52:53 PM
#1
Every last one.
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TopicImagine not being able to get a female nerd as a GF.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 10:26:23 PM
#1
lmao, incels can't even do this.
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TopicHow do I become a Chad?
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 10:11:36 PM
#2
You can't.

Seriously, new Chads are only selected a few times per year, and even so, the requirements for applying are very steep.
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TopicThe Bulge topic on the sex board was ruined.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 9:49:35 PM
#24
FF_Redux posted...
CrimsonRage posted...
FF_Redux posted...
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Lol that user isn't even trying with their gimmick and they've totally trolled the entire board.


Yeah this is what annoys me. "She" is just so lame and ruining real topics and board.


why is "she" in quotes


Cuz I doubt she is a "she"

Is this transphobia or are you saying it's a straight guy trolling?
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TopicThe Bulge topic on the sex board was ruined.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 9:33:38 PM
#8
FF_Redux posted...
QueenCarly posted...
MakoReizei posted...
What did she do


Said something about most men being ugly.

Predictably the fragile ego of the collective male consciousness couldn't handle this.


I don't give a shit about what "she" said, she is spamming and attention w...seeking to ruin everything.

Fucking females. I'm straight, and they're awful.
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TopicThere IS a difference between "er" and "a", right?
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 9:04:28 PM
#6
You get to use "a" around your white friends, but never "er."
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TopicDo you think tha ad blocking software is stealing?
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 8:40:39 PM
#16
Funkydog posted...
Ads are stealing from me.

Either costing me data if on my phone, or time otherwise. And can be loaded with other annoyances. Malware, leading you off site, taking up far too much space etc.

Smart man.
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TopicGot a phone number, but I'm moving in 7 months
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 8:09:07 PM
#7
She's 16. The fact that you're even THINKING about flirting with her is fucking sick.
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TopicWhy do SJWers stop when it comes to protecting the rights of Christians?
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 6:55:20 PM
#3
SJWs do what the TV tells them to.
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TopicWhy do some baby bomers refuse to stop using Internet Explorer
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 6:53:22 PM
#4
Maybe they're smart and don't want Google saving all of their information to sell to marketers.
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TopicThe constitution sucks, take guns away from idiots.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 6:48:34 PM
#4
HashtagTartarus posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
are you drunk today


I'm drunk on power. My every word is like a dagger in the heart of ignorance. I will change the world.

Somebody call the waaaaambulance.
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TopicHow many gay guys have you curved because you're straight?
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 6:40:24 PM
#1
And then you want to complain when a girl curves you. SMH.
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TopicImagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 4:49:41 PM
#25
shockthemonkey posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Another topic where OJ gets destroyed. Hilarious.

Remember that poll I made where 90% of CE said a 25 year old man who dates a 16 year old girl is a creep?

Now this is weird deflection

He tried very hard to avoid that topic even though a bunch of people tagged him. XD
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TopicImagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 4:46:31 PM
#21
electricbugs2 posted...
Another topic where OJ gets destroyed. Hilarious.

Remember that poll I made where 90% of CE said a 25 year old man who dates a 16 year old girl is a creep?
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TopicImagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 4:41:03 PM
#19
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
You confessed to being buttmad


false

You have a delusional fantasy about being a shark, when really you're a guy posting on gamefaqs.gamespot.com on your parents' wifi.
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TopicImagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 4:38:07 PM
#17
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
I just couldn't take a guy seriously if he said "I'm going sarging tonight." Normal adult males can go out and pick up a girl without all the weird PUA stuff.


Orlando_Jordan posted...
A grown man typed this out, decided it was a good idea, clicked "post message," and was pleased with himself afterwards. LOL

You confessed to being buttmad over me on a personal level, rather than caring at all about the subject of this topic.
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TopicImagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 4:35:15 PM
#14
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Master_Bass posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
lol, I triggered the PUAs who attend seminars from "Tyler Durden" and go out to "sarge," but seldom succeed.


what does this mean?

I feel like he's making it up.


between a random acronym, a slang term for a military rank and a random fight club reference, yeah, that's a fair assessment

It's amazing how unaware you are. You clicked on a topic that's clearly about Pick Up Artists and their lingo, yet are bewildered by these terms and think I made them up.


it was a fair assessment. If you want my personal opinion as opposed to my thoughts on what someone else said, it's that you've gone out of your way to learn terms that a select few people (who make you highly insecure) use, and you've regurgitated them in an effort to emulate those people as a means to appear to have the same level of credibility that you misguidedly perceive them to have.

In truth, I clicked on the topic because of your username and because of how I consider you to be as a user and as a person. You could have put anything at all in the topic title. If I see a topic by you, I'm going to look into it the same way a shark is going to look into cloud of blood in the water. Maybe it will be nothing, maybe I can work with it.

A grown man typed this out, decided it was a good idea, clicked "post message," and was pleased with himself afterwards. LOL
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TopicImagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 4:27:24 PM
#10
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Master_Bass posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
lol, I triggered the PUAs who attend seminars from "Tyler Durden" and go out to "sarge," but seldom succeed.


what does this mean?

I feel like he's making it up.


between a random acronym, a slang term for a military rank and a random fight club reference, yeah, that's a fair assessment

It's amazing how unaware you are. You clicked on a topic that's clearly about Pick Up Artists and their lingo, yet are bewildered by these terms and think I made them up.
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TopicImagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 4:09:17 PM
#4
lol, I triggered the PUAs who attend seminars from "Tyler Durden" and go out to "sarge," but seldom succeed.
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TopicImagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 4:06:19 PM
#1
I just couldn't take a guy seriously if he said "I'm going sarging tonight." Normal adult males can go out and pick up a girl without all the weird PUA stuff.
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TopicLol that topic got deleted.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 4:02:43 PM
#42
I disagreed with him, but did the topic really need to get deleted? Mods allow blatant trolling and harassment here.
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TopicBan cars.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 3:48:59 PM
#3
Drunk drivers kill people all the time. If we ban cars, that won't happen anymore.
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TopicBan cars.
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 2:58:54 PM
#1
They cause too many needless deaths. Fallout 4 shows that the world can work just fine without them.
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Topic11 y/o accidentally KILLS his FRIEND and then made it look like SELF DEFENSE!!
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 1:21:51 AM
#8
Puglia77 posted...
Gun culture

This happened because of gun culture

No, this happened because of gun negligence. Stop blaming the gun and blame the parents for leaving it loaded and unsecured.
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Topic"Moderates" who attack liberals at every given opportunity but leave
Orlando_Jordan
12/29/18 1:19:06 AM
#22
SJWs: "Anyone who isn't as triggered as I am on a daily basis is really a Republican! You're a moderate? You're really a Republican! Libertarian? You're really a Republican! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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TopicHow to get ghosted by a girl.
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 9:24:52 PM
#1
1) Tell her you post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
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TopicWhat do pirates get out of cracking games and ripping movies?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 9:18:07 PM
#7
P4wn4g3 posted...
You mean aside from game/movie libraries? Hacking experience, contacts in said circles, reverse engineering/security/pen testing hands on experience, contacts in the counter piracy scene (the people who "fight" the "pirates" are generally pirates),programming knowledge, network knowledge, infrastructure knowledge, etc etc. It's actually quite the interesting scene.

Damn, there's a lot to this, and I never really thought about it that much.
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TopicWhat do pirates get out of cracking games and ripping movies?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 8:50:28 PM
#1
If they take the time to do that, they must be getting financial compensation somehow. Right?
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TopicThey had liquid crack at CVS.
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 7:53:59 PM
#12
Thank God he at least cut them some.
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TopicWhat has feminism done for men?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 7:45:05 PM
#41
Guide posted...
I forget which wave is still trying to get guys to admit it's okay to get therapy and show emotions.

None of them. Only MRAs focus on men's issues.
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TopicWhat has feminism done for men?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 7:00:30 PM
#36
Frolex posted...
DK9292 posted...

Feminists are the ones most likely to slap someone down and say "you can't be raped, you're a man." Don't give me this shit.


Men are far more likely than women to blame men for being raped and feminist education about consent and sexual assault has a demonstrable effect in reducing those attitudes in both men in women, so you're factually incorrect. Sorry if that conflicts with your fee fees.

Imagine thinking a radical feminist actually cares if a man says no and a woman doesn't listen.
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TopicDoes beer make you shit like crazy the next day?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 6:48:46 PM
#4
Beer is finished.
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TopicBeer is finished. People prefer other alcohol.
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 6:48:15 PM
#3
The next time I see a young person drinking a beer, I'm going to ask "what are you, an old man? Who drinks beer anymore?"
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TopicVegy has been found.
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 6:47:17 PM
#10
Imagine having so little game that you resort to a billboard to get a GF.
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TopicBeer is finished. People prefer other alcohol.
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 6:45:32 PM
#1
Beer tastes like crap, has low ABV, makes you fat, and fewer and fewer people are falling for this scam of a beverage. Mixed drinks, straight hard liquor, and wine are on the rise. Beer is finished.
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TopicThey're getting too friendly at my local gamestop
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 6:40:37 PM
#26
Akagami_Shanks posted...
Well I was wearing my ID that said i worked for the state courts so he started it off with "I didn't know you worked for the courts"

Yeah, no shit, it's not really something you go around telling people. I only had it one because I just came from work, i left early that day and it slipped my mind it was still on. I answered to be polite but I didn't really engage.

Those guys are probably bored as fuck. That's all. What part is making you anxious?
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TopicWhat's so great about getting drunk?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 6:34:56 PM
#16
rhklce posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Buy a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade or Smirnoff Ice


Do not do this.

Why not? A beginner isn't going to enjoy taking shots, or even drinking beer.
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