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The doctor at the exam

I don't make solid turds often because I like Mexican food too much

Push out a 2 foot turd in the waiting room to prove your pelvic floor strength

It's the UK

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My dick's name is Private Johnson

You didn't name them flappers?

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It was spreading like wildfire in Italy and Spain before it was a major issue in the US. Everyone wants to blame the US but much of the rest of the world barely did any better with this

LinkPizza posted...

Plus, unlike other stuff that has to wait in line for years to get approve, the Covid vaccine got to cut the line

It still hasn't been approved as far as I know. Just authorized for emergency use

Cruddy_horse posted...

Seeing as whenever it gets annoucned we may see snow down here in georgia everyone flips out and buys shit like the apocolypse I'd say probably.

I live in GA as well. My band's manager sent a pic of people going nuts at the grocery store lol

How many times a week do you poop in the shower?

Probably jumpin crack bass. Or maybe the one when hank goes to get a massage from redcorn

World renowned scientist? Like a celebrity scientist? I probably wouldn't trust them that much. It's the scientists you don't hear about doing the real work

Blightzkrieg posted...

The US government spent two years getting big mad about Xi online and yet it didn't stop COVID at all, what a shocker.

Yeah the public figures apologizing for China didn't stop it either. I think case numbers are higher than ever now with a dude in office who did nothing but apologize for China since the beginning of this

Blightzkrieg posted...

How can you possibly think of yourselves as some oppressed minority while wielding so much fucking influence.

You say the weirdest things sometimes

I don't think I'm actively embarrassed of anyone but both my dad and stepdad are prone to making a scene in public and have embarrassed me many times. My dad was definitely worse when I was a kid though. He used to get drunk at restaurants and pass out face first into his plate. One time he got arrested at Chuck E Cheese for getting into a fight on my bday lmao. I was too young to remember that one though

Yeah people been apologizing for China since the beginning

I rarely even see people saying anything negative about China anymore so I'm inclined to agree with unbridled. I've seen so many people lately be like "We ShOuLdVe DoNe WhAt ChInA dId"

Well, this whole thing is China's fault lest anyone forgets about that fact. Sometimes I wonder if china released it on purpose so that other countries would have to start clamping down on their citizens in a similar fashion

Lokarin posted...

y'all took 2 years to do what every other nation did in 2 months... and then you reinfected those nations after the fact

Except most countries have a reliable vaccine thanks to a vaccine program funded by American taxpayers

Notschmendrake posted...

I think you're maybe thinking of jellyfish stings?

(Btw, it totally does not work to pee on your foot after a jellyfish sting. You will just have a foot that hurts and also smells like pee)

I looked it up. Apparently, it's a thing but I was correct in assuming it doesn't work. People thought because urea is present in urine that it could clear up skin conditions but there's not enough present in urine

BouncyBouncy posted...

I try not to cause it's gross and I think that's what causes foot funguses. If I cave I'll at least aim at the drain and try to do a tidal rinse after the fact

I think I've actually heard of people peeing on their feet to get rid of foot funguses. Probably not true though

Judgmenl posted...

And as a result customer service will go into the dumpster and people will not go to those stores anymore.
They're actually taking the opposite direction of what should be happening. Ordering online is easy, stores exist mainly for the customer service aspect.
When I worked in a grocery store (this was a decade ago) I always enjoyed talking to some of our (mainly elderly) regulars.

You've been wrong every step of the way in this topic lol

adjl posted...

I mean, I've literally never been carded in a liquor store in the ~14 years I've been legal to drink, so maybe they just grow beards and try not to act like teenagers?

Most places card just about everyone around my area and in a lot of the US

Blightzkrieg posted...

I'm applying stats to a statement of fact.

Whether or not people have an ID, and who has an ID, isn't some kind of weird subjective quality.

People supporting these laws are deliberately pretending that IDs are universally prevlent despite an excess of evidence that they are not. The fact that you go out of your way to shit on those without them is just your way of justifying the blatant voter suppression to yourself.

Oh yeah, give me some proof of these claims. Even most homeless people have IDs. How else would they buy beer lmao

Everyone outside of the most schizophrenic homeless dudes have IDs. And trust me, those schizophrenic dudes aren't gonna be voting anyway

Aldi is great. They've got quality stuff for cheap as hell prices. Sometimes I'll go to publix for some stuff but if you shop there all the time you getting ripped off lol

Basically, my definition of functioning adult is realizing that you're on planet earth and existing at least partially without a caretaker

Blightzkrieg posted...

It's weird that cons keep spouting this when it's factually untrue.

That word "functioning" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. In practice it means "excluding the poors".

You're actually the one that's applying an inherent quality to what I personally mean by "functioning." Most of "the poors" as you like to call them have IDs of some sort anyway. By "functioning adult", I simply mean that have you contact with the outside world... frequenting stores or government facilities for whatever it is you require

adjl posted...

It is, so it's not a bad idea to carry it, but that's still a far cry from "required to go about my daily life."

I don't feel comfortable leaving my house without it unless I'm just going for a walk or something

adjl posted...

I can generally count on one hand the number of times in a year I need to show my ID (pre-vaccine requirements, though even then I'm not actually doing much stuff that requires PoV). I almost always have it on me when I leave the house because it just lives in my wallet, but I quite rarely end up using it. It's certainly not required to go about my daily life.

You never know when you will need it though. In case of many kinds of emergencies, it's good to have

Gaawa_chan posted...

This could not be more irrelevant to the point.

The point is that it pretty much is required just to go about your daily life because you need it pretty frequently for all sorts of things

My high school had me choose between calc and statistics and like a dumbass I chose calc. But I did still take statistics in college

Gaawa_chan posted...

What the fuck? No? You're required to have a driving license when you're, you know, driving, and ID as proof of identity and age when, say buying alcohol, getting some jobs, etc...

Pretty much every functioning adult always carries their ID on them

Nichtcrawler X posted...

I will never get the US's issues with requiring ID to vote. You are required to carry an ID at all timaes anyway as an adult, so that should be no issue.

It's intentionally done that way because the establishment does not want fair and honest elections. They've manipulated Americans into thinking it's a good thing because Americans are stupid

shadowsword87 posted...

I'll hope all I damn well want thank you.

Well, prepare for disappointment homie

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papercup posted...

Not yet, but this likely means that's coming.

Don't get your hopes up. It won't happen. People in our government are never held accountable for the shit they do

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adjl posted...

Generally speaking, anything female is considered worse than the male equivalent, but anything that's genital-related is considered worse than anything that isn't, and that trumps the gender thing.

Naw its definitely widely considered to be more taboo to show a dick than a vagina on TV

Jen0125 posted...

What do jackets have to do with this

I'm pretty sure he's referring to the professional basketball team based out of Portland, Oregon

Nichtcrawler X posted...

Parents without custody kidnapping their child is unfortunately not that uncommon.

Pretty sure that's generally the first suspect whenever a child is kidnapped because that's who it is s pretty high percentage of the time

BEERandWEED posted...

So some get sick but test negative and some don't get sick but test positive? Is the test accurate?

I would imagine some were sick with colds but my bassist had covid. Seems pretty straightforward to me. What are you confused about?

BEERandWEED posted...

So the cold or flu?

I've known multiple people that were sick and tested negative so I assume there's a distinction

BEERandWEED posted...

But does he have symptoms?

He had a headache and fever but he was fine the next day. Probably omicron since it's not supposed to be as bad as delta

The bassist in my band stays stoned permanently and tested positive on Sunday. Debunked

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CoorsLight posted...

He could have genuinely been asking, regardless it isn't a very strong denial if it is one, or much debate going on in general. And why even bring it up if you're not trying to imply something? It comes off like a "just asking questions" type guy

Maybe you should just calm down and you won't look like a dumbass next time you post

But if you want my opinion. No I don't think anything nefarious happened. It was apparently written into their contract or whatever that the funding was not to be used for gain of function research. But if fauci did lie about that then it's worth investigating I suppose. But I'm not sure if he did or not because I haven't really researched that or anything

CoorsLight posted...

You're right, it's not up for debate, as in people aren't debating this. That doesn't sound like anything nefarious to me anyway. Funding virology research does not equal coordinating to produce a bioweapon

I feel like you're smart enough to not do this shit but you keep doing it

Seems like more fake news but apparently Fauci neglected to admit under oath that the US had been involved with a lab in Wuhan where they think the virus came from or some shit?

Why would the US fund a lab in China?

I know you're probably smart enough to read but you keep doing this shit lmao

Let's also mention that you strawmanned me since I never said anything about it being nefarious you raging mouthbreather

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It's not up for debate whether or not the US funded the lab. Trump and Obama both did

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