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Anisoptera
12/23/17 2:53:10 AM
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A lot of women pretend to be virgins and auction their fake virginity and when you actually win the auction you can definitely tell it's not her first time.
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kislev
12/24/17 10:08:46 PM
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Ok?
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HighOnSolar
12/24/17 10:09:09 PM
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uhhh
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Sativa_Rose
12/24/17 10:10:02 PM
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Shit, I better forward this to my employer so they know.
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Ryangrad
12/24/17 10:10:31 PM
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I wouldn't anyway, because I'm not super gross and creepy.
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DoctorVader
12/24/17 10:11:51 PM
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How much did you pay for that fake virgin pussy?
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LinksLiege
12/24/17 10:13:06 PM
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Well, there go my plans for next weekend.
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Kaname_Madoka
12/24/17 10:14:45 PM
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What
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BilalPowell
12/24/17 10:15:33 PM
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Sounds like a genius idea actually. If she's not you can demand a refund.
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Anisoptera
12/24/17 10:16:46 PM
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You're better off spending $3,000 on an escort because at least you know what you're getting
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Kaname_Madoka
12/24/17 10:17:21 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
at least somebody is losing their virginity

Ayy
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Zack_Attackv1
12/24/17 10:17:57 PM
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Crazyman93
12/24/17 10:21:39 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
when you actually win the auction you can definitely tell it's not her first time

It's legally fraud. So? More importantly it's prostitution.
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kislev
12/24/17 10:23:30 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
You're better off spending $3,000 on an escort because at least you know what you're getting
df4uH6A


U can go to south asia for two weeks
And have as many women as u want
For half the price
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Anisoptera
12/24/17 10:24:58 PM
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kislev posted...
Anisoptera posted...
You're better off spending $3,000 on an escort because at least you know what you're getting
df4uH6A


U can go to south asia for two weeks
And have as many women as u want
For half the price


it's about quality, how attractive she is, her passion, and her set of skills.
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Gamer99z
12/24/17 10:25:49 PM
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Merry Christmas CE
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Anisoptera
12/25/17 12:31:27 AM
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BilalPowell posted...
Sounds like a genius idea actually. If she's not you can demand a refund.


you only get a refund if you get a disease
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r4X0r
12/25/17 1:42:22 AM
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Anisoptera posted...
You're better off spending $3,000 on an escort because at least you know what you're getting
df4uH6A


I was working on a job in New York City in a very high rent area with a lot of foreign consulates. We would roll in around 4:30-5:00 AM and on that time Monday mornings we referred to as "hooker go home time." You would see all the call girls standing around on the sidewalk waiting for their taxis or Ubers.
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NinjaPirateDood
12/25/17 12:13:55 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
kislev posted...
Anisoptera posted...
You're better off spending $3,000 on an escort because at least you know what you're getting
df4uH6A


U can go to south asia for two weeks
And have as many women as u want
For half the price


it's about quality, how attractive she is, her passion, and her set of skills.

there is no woman on this planet, or any other, that is worth staring at for 4 hours for 3000 shekels.

a fool and his money are quickly separated, though.
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DezCaughtIt
12/25/17 12:15:27 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
Merry Christmas CE

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Pogo_Marimo
12/25/17 12:16:47 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
There's really no difference between fucking a virgin and fucking a slut. Except for the odds of obtaining an STD I guess.

As someone with actual experience in this matter, no they are nowhere near the same.
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AsucaHayashi
12/25/17 12:18:50 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
As someone with actual experience in this matter, no they are nowhere near the same.


i'm inclined to agree with this though i only have experience with the former.
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MuayThai85
12/25/17 12:20:44 PM
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kislev posted...
Anisoptera posted...
You're better off spending $3,000 on an escort because at least you know what you're getting
df4uH6A


U can go to south asia for two weeks
And have as many women as u want
For half the price


For $14,000 USD you could fly to Bangkok or Pattaya, book a 4 star hotel for 2 weeks and fuck 3-4 different girls per day (and keeping 1 or 2 over night as well).

When I drove escorts and saw guys spend that kind of money on these girls I would nearly piss myself laughing.
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Ving_Rhames
12/25/17 4:14:04 PM
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Imagine actually wanting to fuck a virgin
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kingdrake2
12/25/17 4:20:01 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
There's really no difference between fucking a virgin and fucking a slut. Except for the odds of obtaining an STD I guess.

As someone with actual experience in this matter, no they are nowhere near the same.


The penis goes into the vagina. You ram it and out for a while until you finish. Then you roll over and fall asleep.


lmao it's true.
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Pogo_Marimo
12/25/17 4:20:15 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
There's really no difference between fucking a virgin and fucking a slut. Except for the odds of obtaining an STD I guess.

As someone with actual experience in this matter, no they are nowhere near the same.


The penis goes into the vagina. You ram it and out for a while until you finish. Then you roll over and fall asleep.

Are you a virgin or something? Jesus Christ, what kind of sex are you having?
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kingdrake2
12/25/17 4:20:50 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
There's really no difference between fucking a virgin and fucking a slut. Except for the odds of obtaining an STD I guess.

As someone with actual experience in this matter, no they are nowhere near the same.


The penis goes into the vagina. You ram it and out for a while until you finish. Then you roll over and fall asleep.

Are you a virgin or something? Jesus Christ, what kind of sex are you having?


boring missionary position sex.
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Turbam
12/25/17 4:23:28 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
There's really no difference between fucking a virgin and fucking a slut. Except for the odds of obtaining an STD I guess.

As someone with actual experience in this matter, no they are nowhere near the same.


The penis goes into the vagina. You ram it and out for a while until you finish. Then you roll over and fall asleep.

Are you a virgin or something? Jesus Christ, what kind of sex are you having?


boring missionary position sex.

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Bishop9800
12/25/17 5:17:14 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Why would I pay for something I can get for free?


This
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Skye Reynolds
12/25/17 5:32:15 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
Well, there go my plans for next weekend.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/25/17 5:34:48 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
There's really no difference between fucking a virgin and fucking a slut. Except for the odds of obtaining an STD I guess.

Lmfao at how naive you are. A good slut will make you nut 50x harder.
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Resolution
12/25/17 5:43:54 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Imagine actually wanting to fuck a virgin


Everyone's gotta start somewhere
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Pogo_Marimo
12/25/17 8:35:17 PM
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Resolution posted...
Ving_Rhames posted...
Imagine actually wanting to fuck a virgin


Everyone's gotta start somewhere

I think the idea is that you actually care about the person you're having sex with and your attraction is not predicated on them being a virgin.

That's what the case was with me and my Ex.
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MuayThai85
12/26/17 1:57:21 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
There's really no difference between fucking a virgin and fucking a slut. Except for the odds of obtaining an STD I guess.

Lmfao at how naive you are. A good slut will make you nut 50x harder.


lol what? I make myself nut. Not the woman. Nobody can ever do as good of job as me. Just look pretty and provide me a hole. I'll do the rest.

But that's just me. I like shouldering the responsibility for shit and being a real go-getter. I'm a man. I live to serve, and to get shit done.


This guy is definitely a virgin.
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Vengeance29
12/26/17 2:23:27 AM
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Anisoptera posted...
You're better off spending $3,000 on an escort because at least you know what you're getting
df4uH6A


WTF. No woman is worth that.
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Veggeta_MAX
12/26/17 10:08:37 AM
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TC please go on with your story.
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