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As far as dating, yes. As far as just hooking up, no. If you need pussy bigger chicks give it up easy. Once you get inside it all feels good.

Tightest I've ever been in was from a chubby chick.
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Her ass isn't perfect but it's close. 8.5/10 ass. Rest is standard above average blonde look.
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I highly doubt that number.

Anyone who has graduated high school has learned what Auschwitz is.
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What do you do for money?

Assuming your parents give it to you I'm assuming there's a limit correct?
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I'll take the salmon and potatoes. The rest looks good but I only like a small handful of vegetables.
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Supreme no onions w/ hot salsa.
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0/10 trolling
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HotMaladorianAI posted...

Have fun telling the police you were following the flow of traffic when speeding in the left lane, they dont care. Maybe grow up and follow the speed limit.

I'm not sure what your point is. If you want to go the speed limit then you're more than welcome to cruise in the right lane which is what it's for.

This is why I mentioned legality. It is actually a lane violation if you were to be in the left lane going the speed limit with cars behind you. You can be ticketed for this and I've talked to a highway patrol officer about exactly this before.

People think as long as you go the speed limit you're good which isn't true. I can't say for sure but I'd guess an officer would rather you briefly exceed the speed limit to pass rather than go the speed limit and block traffic. Blocking traffic by going slow is wayyy more dangerous than simply speeding up to pass.
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Anteaterking posted...

MrDrMan posted...

29 you must be going faster than the flow of traffic. Illegal to cruise.

No, you just can't be going slower than the flow of normal traffic. This distinction is important. In those states you can match traffic in the left lane, which is cruising.

In addition, you can cruise in the left lane in those 6 other states if you aren't currently blocking traffic. That means in general you can cruise.

I think you're also reading too much into "traffic". This doesn't mean you have to move for one person driving 10 over if the regular flow of traffic is at the speed limit.

Like, it's a dumb thing to not move, but I think you're getting the legality of it wrong.

Dude I'm telling you that's wrong. Think about it. Why would you be able to match traffic? On a 2 lane highway if you're going 65 and matching the guy in the right lane going 65 how does anyone get to pass?

By matching the speed of traffic you are blocking traffic. I'm using "traffic" because 2 cars can determine the speed of traffic. If you're both in front and "matching" speeds nobody behind can pass therefore you're blocking traffic.

You can not match speeds in the left lane. You have to pass or move. If you want to go the same speed as traffic that is what the right lane is for.

To be honest I don't even care about legality. I'm just using that to reinforce the point you're not supposed to do it.
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KILBOTz posted...

Anteaterking posted...

MrDrMan posted...

In all but 5 states it is illegal to cruise in the left lane. In 29, you must move if going slower than traffic, in 10 the left lane is only for passing, in 6 you must move if blocking traffic.

10 the left lane is for turning, not passing.

You could rephrase that table as "In all but 10 states you can cruise in the left hand lane as long as you aren't blocking traffic".

washington is one of those 10 states and left turn is only for passing (which cruising at a speed higher than traffic flow is), allowing merging and turning. the link just doesn't describe it

http://app.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=46.61.100

(2) Upon all roadways having two or more lanes for traffic moving in the same direction, all vehicles shall be driven in the right-hand lane then available for traffic, except (a) when overtaking and passing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction, (b) when traveling at a speed greater than the traffic flow, (c) when moving left to allow traffic to merge, or (d) when preparing for a left turn at an intersection, exit, or into a private road or driveway when such left turn is legally permitted.

http://www.king5.com/article/news/local/left-lane-campers-could-be-fined-more-in-washington/392467779

every year or two they ticket a ton of left lane drivers in batches.

That's what I'm saying. Kansas is also one of those 10 states and I know for a fact in Kansas you can't cruise in the left lane because I live right on state line. It's for passing and turning only.

Even regardless of legality you just don't do it!!
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VectorChaos posted...

Use. Your. Fucking. Turn. Signal.

All of my rage.

This pisses me off too. Switching lanes as well as turning should always be led with a blinker.
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Anteaterking posted...

MrDrMan posted...

In all but 5 states it is illegal to cruise in the left lane. In 29, you must move if going slower than traffic, in 10 the left lane is only for passing, in 6 you must move if blocking traffic.

10 the left lane is for turning, not passing.

You could rephrase that table as "In all but 10 states you can cruise in the left hand lane as long as you aren't blocking traffic".

Where do you turn on the highway? It's not even all but 10. The only states you can cruise are those states where it says "weak or no laws". That means in all but 5 states you are not allowed to just cruise in the left lane.

29 you must be going faster than the flow of traffic. Illegal to cruise.
10 you must be turning. You don't really turn on the highway so that's vague but still illegal to cruise.
6 you must move if you're blocking traffic. Illegal to cruise.

45/50 states you can not cruise in the left lane. I'm not sure what you guys are getting at.
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Cornmuffins posted...

Looks like TC learned something himself

Not sure what you're referring to. In my state it is 100% illegal to cruise in the left lane which is what I was referring to. I don't really care about the other states but it's definitely not acceptable anywhere.

There is nowhere in the country you can cruise in the left lane and not piss people off. By cruise I mean going either right at or under the speed limit. Even 5 mph over would piss off drivers here in KC.
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Medussa posted...

MrDrMan posted...

For example: The left lane on the highway is the passing lane. If you're not passing it's actually a lane violation to cruise in the left lane and you can be ticketed. I'd assume everyone with a driver's license knows this but everyday I see people chilling going the speed limit in the left lane and backing up traffic.

90% sure this varies from state to state. I vaguely remember my state changing the rules on left lane driving within the last 10 years.

https://jalopnik.com/5501615/left-lane-passing-laws-a-state-by-state-map

In all but 5 states it is illegal to cruise in the left lane. In 29, you must move if going slower than traffic, in 10 the left lane is only for passing, in 6 you must move if blocking traffic.

Either way in the vast majority of states it is illegal to cruise in the left lane. Legality aside it's just driver's etiquette to get out of the lane if you aren't passing.
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For example: The left lane on the highway is the passing lane. If you're not passing it's actually a lane violation to cruise in the left lane and you can be ticketed. I'd assume everyone with a driver's license knows this but everyday I see people chilling going the speed limit in the left lane and backing up traffic.
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The Admiral posted...

Anyone seen American Vandal? This topic reminds me of Alex Trimboli saying he drank 11 beers at the party.

Shit is hilarious.
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MuayThai85 posted...

clearaflagrantj posted...

CE let's hijack this flopic and talk about the times we've been most drunk.

I was a sophomore in college, I decided to play Edward 40hands. I was doing pretty good, beat it in under an hour, I was happy that I won so I took a few celebratory shots of Svedka. I was drunk as shit so I stumbled outside to my friend and smoked from his joint, except I was too drunk to realize they were just cigarettes. I had never smoked cigarettes before so they made me sick, and I still wanted to smoke weed so I smoked some immediately after.

So after all that alcohol and smoking I threw up, I puked my fucking brains out for at least a full hour, my ex girlfriend was with me the whole time making sure I wouldn't die

College was the best time of my life

3.5 years ago in Chiang Mai, Thailand. Went to a beer buffet. All you can drink draft beer from 5pm to 10pm for 200 baht (like $6). I got there at 730. One of the girls in the group was a bad influence and would constantly yell "finish!" and everyone would chug their beer. I had 25 beers in 2.5 hours (probably like 250ml glasses).

We then left that place for our local Wednesday couch surfing meet up at this place called Bus Bar (the bar is literally a bus next to a river, real chill spot). I drank 2 bottles of Sangsom (Thai rum, 750ml bottles) with 3 other people.

I woke up the next morning in my apartment. I spent 30 minutes with my head in the toilet. I then started to wonder how I got home. Stepped out on my balcony, looked down and said "fuck me..." when I saw my motorcycle parked there. Don't even remember leaving or driving home that night. Only time in my life I've ever driven drunk.

Beer buffet? Sounds awesome.
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Heyhowyadoing posted...

MrDrMan posted...

This reminds me of this story from when I worked at this yacht club. We gave one of our coworkers tea and told him it was like this super aged scotch. They were mixed with tiny bits of alcohol so he actually thought he was getting trashed. We just let him take shots and start acting like he was trashed.

I didnt feel anything until 10+ in, and then it hit me at once. Once I was drunk, I couldnt say no. The last drink I had hurt my head and some of it went out of my nose.

First time I drank I had a red solo cup full of straight McCormick's vodka. I think I finished the cup or close before I remember being on a dock with some friends before i blacked out. After that it was bits and pieces. I was on someone's trampoline, then crawling across a backyard, then throwing up out the back of my friend's truck. I'll never forget.

If you'd even had 16 full shots you'd be blacked out drunk. I find it almost impossible you had that much liquor and 11 beers and you not only remember it all but you also didn't yak.

A shot is 1oz like someone said so think of a full Fanta bottle you'd buy. Empty that bottle, then fill it up completely with straight alcohol. That is what 16 full shots actually looks like. To drink that and 11 beers isn't realistic. You'd definitely yak and you wouldn't remember every drink.
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This reminds me of this story from when I worked at this yacht club. We gave one of our coworkers tea and told him it was like this super aged scotch. They were mixed with tiny bits of alcohol so he actually thought he was getting trashed. We just let him take shots and start acting like he was trashed.
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Heyhowyadoing posted...

MrDrMan posted...

There is no way you drank that much and remember every single drink.

like half of my family are alcoholics. its in my blood to drink alcohol well

It doesn't work that way dude. I've put down a fifth to myself in one night and I don't think I could do this.

There is just no way this happened kid. I'd believe maybe half that but there is no way you drank that much. If you had there's no way you'd be coherent to actually remember it.
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MabusIncarnate posted...

I mean, are you enormous? Like 6'5 350 lbs?

I'm a veteran drinker, I was an alcoholic at one point and got drunk 5-6 nights a week. Even during that time, I couldn't handle 16 shots and 11 beers. That's like alcohol poisoning point and beyond for even the most seasoned drinkers. I'm having trouble understanding how you handled this your first time drinking.

Also, this. Not trying to be a hater but I did 4 years of undergrad at a D1 university drinking heavily and I still drink pretty heavily and I'd have a hard time putting this down.

I highly doubt you did 16 legitimate full shots and had 11 full beers. That's an assload of alcohol for one night.
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There is no way you drank that much and remember every single drink.
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Low key?
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McDonaldzzz posted...

the topic creator doesn't have the balls to go out to eat and tell his server before service begins that he doesn't plan on tipping

None of these cheapass stiffers do because they know they'll get shitty service or worse.

It seems like if they know that then they know that the tip is the compensation for good service. It would defeat their argument and reinforce the truth that they don't tip just to be cheap fucks.
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Deja Blue 03 posted...

If I tip, it is because I feel they did a really good job. And I will do that with any profession that I feel exceeded my expectations. I feel no obligation to tip though and do often see a sense of entitlement when talking to waiters about the subject, which I dislike and don't understand.

The whole 'if you can't afford to tip then you can't afford to go out to eat' slogan a lot of them say is pretty ridiculous in my opinion as well. I don't see why anyone should be made to feel they HAVE to tip no matter what. It's just wrong.

You go into a restaurant with the expectation you'll have to tip. Some jobs are compensated in this way and I don't get how you could say with a straight face someone expecting to be compensated for your work is feeling entitled. If anything you are the one entitled by feeling you don't have to tip yet knowing you're expected to.
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I tip fat because I've worked in restaurants and understand how hard it is to do the job when severely understaffed and most of the customers are dicks and think they're entitled to good service but not entitled to tip.

Plus I understand that customers will foot the bill either way. If they get rid of the tip then food costs just go up because waiters will have to get paid that much more. Someone already said this but I don't get why people think tipping would ever go away without menu costs also going up. It's pretty basic economics unless for some reason you believe any smart business would just eat that loss.
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DezDroppedFreak posted...

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Wtf are they all gay? I like the music but I can't fuck with this.

Kevin is

Bearface might be idk

Don't think any of the others are

Also yeah I feel not wearing one of the GAY tees but there's a couple of other good pieces there

Bro he's putting his hand down another mans pants. I instantly closed out.
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Wtf are they all gay? I like the music but I can't fuck with this.
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Mods just need to start cracking down hard on that shit. It's not funny and the presence of people like that on here hurts the site as a whole.
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Solid Sonic posted...

MrDrMan posted...

Man, 100 years is a long ass time. More than enough for me. If I accomplish what I want and make it to like 75 I'm good.

Imagine people with life sentences.

I watch a lot of prison documentaries...

Yeah I can't imagine what goes through peoples heads to commit those crimes.

I got arrested one time because I hadn't paid a ticket and that was enough for me. Going to actual prison is basically hell.
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It's not that kids don't want toys. Toys R Us just sucks. The toys are overpriced as fuck compared to just shopping online and nobody wants to physically go to the store for some damn toys.
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Man, 100 years is a long ass time. More than enough for me. If I accomplish what I want and make it to like 75 I'm good.
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Most people that talk about losing weight just like to bitch about it. They're not actually going to.
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Most of the time those chicks that are kinda big then lose weight end up having banging bodies once they lose the weight. I understand why you want to pursue.

Go for it if you really think it's a good idea but I'd let it go. I doubt she's down after you dumped her.
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Maybe you were the problem. Let her be.
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Impossible. Even when Im trying to be cheap $20 worth of food will only last me a couple days maybe.
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Is the sandwich wrapped? Im not eating a dusty ass sandwich.
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Your article sucks dude let it go.
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Darklit_Minuet posted...

"We want to outfit all cops with cameras, and we're giving you a budget of $400 per officer"
"I want $1000"
"Then fuck off. Next!"

Easy.

Cheaper cameras exist, and people willing to outfit cops with those cameras will also exist.

Dude will never understand man. He's sticking by that trash article no matter what.

Everyone in their right mind knows it doesn't cost $1,000 to equip a body cam.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

MrDrMan posted...

That is absolute bullshit. I'm sorry but the cameras don't cost $1,000 per unit.

Except they do. That's what the people who are buying them and installing you are telling you.

You don't get to say "That's bullshit!" to reality.

Again if you can do it cheaper then put your money where your mouth is and fund your own private kickstarter to do it cheaper privately with consenting police stations.

But you won't do that, you'll go "I don't accept reality." and then target my money. It's not right.

Nobody is targeting your money but literally everyone but you knows you can buy a GoPro for $300. Do I need to send you a link to prove this to you?

To believe it'd actually cost $1,000 per unit is silly.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

MrDrMan posted...

To answer the question, yes. If police aren't doing anything wrong then there's no reason not to have them.

Except all of these:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76399009/897498760

MrDrMan posted...

The government already funds all kind of dumb unnecessary shit anyway. Fucking Ben Carson spent like $30K on office furniture at taxpayers expense. I don't want to hear funding as being the problem.

"The government wastes taxpayer money for no reason so it's okay for them to waste even more money for no reason"

No that's absurd. it's absolutely absurd logic.

Police misconduct is an issue. If you want to be an officer it should just come with the expectation you're gonna have to wear body cam.

Police cams would have no effect on police misconduct. It has no significant impact in courts, bad cops would still hide it and good cops would get caught out.

You're confusing feelings with reality.

Your points are just wrong. Like I said you instantly lost by inflating the cost to absurd prices.

You're using $1,000 per camera to claim it's not feasible when we KNOW for a fact you could order a GoPro off Amazon for $300. To use that number is bullshit. Maybe the units they first discussed were that price but I could literally find body cams 1/4 of that price in not even 30 seconds.

The courts and shit will catch up to the technology. Body cam footage isn't properly used in courts now because it's the not the standard. The same goes with misconduct and the altering of footage. If it becomes standard then the footage should obviously go to a neutral party unrelated to the local precinct making it impossible to alter.

The laws and courts will catch up. That's not an issue.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

MrDrMan posted...

Imagine thinking cameras are $1,000 a piece. I could buy every cop in America a damn GoPro and it'd be like $250 a piece.

You lost off the bat by using such a ridiculously inflated price. If this became mandatory for every cop they'd be bought in mass at probably not even 1/10 of that price.

I didn't make up the price dude that's what the US Police department is paying per cam.

http://www.govtech.com/em/safety/Police-Body-Cam-Installation.html

Again your argument is "I reject reality because of my feelings. You lost!"

I'm sorry but that's not good enough.

You're going to go bonkers when you learn the US army pays about $30 per screw.

That is absolute bullshit. I'm sorry but the cameras don't cost $1,000 per unit. There's alternatives on the market for a quarter of that this is a fact.
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To answer the question, yes. If police aren't doing anything wrong then there's no reason not to have them.

The government already funds all kind of dumb unnecessary shit anyway. Fucking Ben Carson spent like $30K on office furniture at taxpayers expense. I don't want to hear funding as being the problem.

Police misconduct is an issue. If you want to be an officer it should just come with the expectation you're gonna have to wear body cam.
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Imagine thinking cameras are $1,000 a piece. I could buy every cop in America a damn GoPro and it'd be like $250 a piece.

You lost off the bat by using such a ridiculously inflated price. If this became mandatory for every cop they'd be bought in mass at probably not even 1/10 of that price.
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"Shut that baby up!" killed me.
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Turn $800 into $1600. No joke I don't see you realistically paying rent and getting by on $800.
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TheVipaGTS posted...

Both. When Im baking Wings I like to bake them for a bit then when theyre maybe 10 mins to being done I baste on some sauce so it caramelizes. Then when I pull them out I coat it in sauce after.

This.
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MrDrMan posted...

Morally wrong? Ok buddy. Someone isn't getting any pussy it seems?

Yes I think it's morally wrong. I think it's perverted. I don't care if you don't agree.

You don't care because you don't have to eat pussy if you don't get any pussy in the first place. I commend you for it. It's a genius strategy.
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