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MachineJaipur
07/13/20 2:10:02 PM
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Would you?




https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/hq8pk9/ive_been_reporting_your_irresponsible_asses/


I work at a pizza place, and we get at least five or six gigantic orders a day since lockdown started. In my city we're not allowed to have gatherings of more than ten people, which is honestly probably too much. I knew we were going to have a second wave as soon as the dumbass governor started allowing a lot of places to open again, because everyone in my city and honestly the whole U.S. is irresponsible as fuck.

We have your address when you order for delivery. Every single group I've seen order like twenty pizzas, I've reported. My city has an official site/app to report price gouging and big groups and more. I don't even know how many people I've reported but I've gotten quite a few follow-up emails thanking me for reporting these giant ass groups of people having parties and shit.

I will say it's really satisfying to get a bit of revenge on people placing gigantic orders when we're already doing ridiculous record weeks from the amount of people ordering takeout, but that's absolutely not the reason I'm doing it. I hate this country with a passion because it's always "me me me" with these fuckers. I'm ashamed to be an American. The entire world is looking at us from their mostly recovered countries and seeing us for the idiots that we are. The people breaking quarantine to have parties and spreading this virus around absolutely deserve any legal action that comes to them. They're putting our community in danger and making this situation worse. I will continue to report any of these large gatherings until we're finally free of this idiocy.

I don't get why it's so hard to not be a fucking idiot about this shit.
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UnfairRepresent
07/13/20 2:11:07 PM
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Fair

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Tryhaptaward
07/13/20 2:11:21 PM
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Snitches get stitches
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MachineJaipur
07/13/20 2:12:32 PM
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Tryhaptaward posted...
Snitches get stitches
Yeah but people attending parties get covid.

Traditionally though I agree at least in cases not regarding public health or the public good
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codey
07/13/20 2:15:16 PM
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So long as he reports them after seeing that it is a large gathering and not just some fat fuck ordering a ton of pizzas, fair.

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BudDupree48
07/13/20 2:20:32 PM
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they'll get cancelled

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BloodMoon7
07/13/20 2:23:24 PM
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*orders 20 pizzas just for one person*

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YellowMustard69
07/13/20 2:24:29 PM
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I would never report people for that. My parents raised me to be a better person than that.
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Alucard188
07/13/20 2:25:06 PM
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YellowMustard69 posted...
I would never report people for that. My parents raised me to be a better person than that.

Did they raise you to have massive house parties in the middle of a pandemic?

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BudDupree48
07/13/20 2:25:52 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
Did they raise you to have massive house parties in the middle of a pandemic?

What about massive protesting in the middle of a pandemic?

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I Like Toast
07/13/20 2:26:29 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
Did they raise you to have massive house parties in the middle of a pandemic?


Awww your parents told you when only 10 people came to your party that it was a massive party.

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Alucard188
07/13/20 2:26:45 PM
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BudDupree48 posted...
What about massive protesting in the middle of a pandemic?



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CommonJoe
07/13/20 2:26:47 PM
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Snitching is only unacceptable in the case of victimless behavior.

These people ignoring the no large gathering rules is not victimless behavior as they'd unintentionally spread the disease should any of them have it.

So yes, snitch in these dumbfucks.

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YellowMustard69
07/13/20 2:27:40 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
Did they raise you to have massive house parties in the middle of a pandemic?

Of course not. But they raised me to respect other people and their decisions. If I don't like people who aren't being cautious about terms then it's on me to try and avoid them.
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_Rinku_
07/13/20 2:28:01 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
Awww your parents told you when only 10 people came to your party that it was a massive party.
Ten people aren't going to eat twenty pizzas.
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DevsBro
07/13/20 2:28:28 PM
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Maybe they're ordering a week's worth of pizza for a family of 5+. A lot of weirdos like it cold, afterall.

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SolidShadow3
07/13/20 2:28:38 PM
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Only reason i'd do that is if I felt like there'a a chance Ill get covid from delivering the pizzas. Otherwise, let stupid people weed themselves out. Darwinism will win.

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YellowMustard69
07/13/20 2:28:59 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
Snitching is only unacceptable in the case of victimless behavior.

These people ignoring the no large gathering rules is not victimless behavior as they'd unintentionally spread the disease should any of them have it.

So yes, snitch in these dumbfucks.


As long as the curve is flattened, though, then they aren't causing the objective to be missed.
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/13/20 2:29:05 PM
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Hopefully this guy is actually looking and seeing for himself its a gathering of 10+ people breaking all the rules and not just calling the cops on anyone and everyone.

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DevsBro
07/13/20 2:29:44 PM
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Though I guess in fairness, if they like it cold, that merits reporting too.

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Questionmarktarius
07/13/20 2:42:56 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
*orders 20 pizzas just for one person*
The cops (or mask police, however this works) show up just to find a 700-pound guy and piles of empty pizza boxes.
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BudDupree48
07/13/20 2:44:31 PM
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maybe they were having a pizza eating contest like Nathan's hot dogs do with shields between them.

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Tryhaptaward
07/13/20 2:45:30 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
Ten people aren't going to eat twenty pizzas.

lol
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creativeme
07/13/20 2:56:02 PM
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what if it's like schools or someone ordering pizza for kids that can't afford lunch? like it's one thing if you go and investigate it. kinda shitty if you're just doing it on everyone and some could be legit just people helping the needy.
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BloodMoon7
07/13/20 2:56:43 PM
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I mean I eat cold pizza. Once I ate cold and soggy pizza. It got some kind of liquid on it, wasn't sure what.

Tasty.

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BudDupree48
07/13/20 2:57:13 PM
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They are taking those pizzas to homeless shelter. Congrats snitch!

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MorbidFaithless
07/13/20 2:57:41 PM
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Poop2
07/13/20 2:58:23 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
The entire world is looking at us from their mostly recovered countries and seeing us for the idiots that we are

no lies detected
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BudDupree48
07/13/20 3:00:12 PM
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hopefully his boss tells him how businesses work

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ColdRainAndSnow
07/13/20 3:01:03 PM
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This shit pisses me off so much, either these people are evil or incredibly stupid

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Questionmarktarius
07/13/20 3:13:43 PM
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ColdRainAndSnow posted...
This shit pisses me off so much, either these people are evil or incredibly stupid
Hoarding is also a possibility.

It's a hell of a lot easier to get 20 Pizza Hut pizzas delivered than DiGornio.
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agoatthief
07/13/20 3:15:57 PM
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It's 2020 can ce start realizing the reddit karma hustle already

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CableZL
07/13/20 3:16:57 PM
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MachineJaipur
07/13/20 3:18:49 PM
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agoatthief posted...
It's 2020 can ce start realizing the reddit karma hustle already
The reddit post was a great canvas but the point of this topic was the poll
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The Popo
07/13/20 3:19:21 PM
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The problem is that with it being America, theres a 50% chance that someone like this is ordering the 20 pizzas...



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MachineJaipur
07/13/20 3:20:29 PM
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I don't get how people can live with themselves enabling someone like that.
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Questionmarktarius
07/13/20 3:20:29 PM
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The Popo posted...
The problem is that with it being America, theres a 50% chance that someone like this is ordering the 20 pizzas...
Donut delivery is a thing now?
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The Popo
07/13/20 3:22:37 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Donut delivery is a thing now?

Through food delivery apps, Im sure it is

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Mizznox
07/13/20 3:29:44 PM
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creativeme posted...
what if it's like schools or someone ordering pizza for kids that can't afford lunch? like it's one thing if you go and investigate it. kinda shitty if you're just doing it on everyone and some could be legit just people helping the needy.

I mean they're going and delivering the pizzas there, I assume they're coming away with some idea of whether it's a reasonable, relatively safe thing or just a big house party.
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RadiantAdolin
07/13/20 3:31:17 PM
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Nobody respectable is against this.
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Villain
07/13/20 3:31:35 PM
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BudDupree48 posted...
What about


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RadiantAdolin
07/13/20 3:31:47 PM
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Mizznox posted...
I mean they're going and delivering the pizzas there, I assume they're coming away with some idea of whether it's a reasonable, relatively safe thing or just a big house party.
Even if not, the police can determine that when they investigate it.
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BloodMoon7
07/13/20 3:34:29 PM
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20 pizzas every single day! One Lunch Man!

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MaverickXeo
07/13/20 3:38:59 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
*orders 20 pizzas just for one person*

Local pizza places here have huge discounts for ordering multiple pizzas. I don't want to leave the house for groceries, so I order a couple of pizzas and refrigerate them. I have food for several days then at a cost of no more than $3 per meal.

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BloodMoon7
07/13/20 3:45:33 PM
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MaverickXeo posted...
Local pizza places here have huge discounts for ordering multiple pizzas. I don't want to leave the house for groceries, so I order a couple of pizzas and refrigerate them. I have food for several days then at a cost of no more than $3 per meal.
Damn that's actually pretty good.

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SomeGuyUO
07/13/20 3:46:50 PM
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Bio1590
07/13/20 3:49:10 PM
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I can understand disagreeing with someone doing this if they really are doing it, but to outright dismiss large gatherings in someone's house/yard holy shit.
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Caution999
07/13/20 3:52:05 PM
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Sounds like some whiny little wimp who doesn't want to work so he does this crap praying he won't have as much work to do.

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Anticyclonic
07/13/20 4:06:02 PM
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YellowMustard69 posted...
I would never report people for that. My parents raised me to be a better person than that.
"Better"

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