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TopicOpen mouth smile is the worst trend of this past decade
MachineJaipur
12/24/19 2:06:31 PM
#1
https://imgur.com/4kLerCN

Its like someone pulled a joke but never told these people that it was actually a joke

Thanks @KillerSlaw for the reference photo
TopicFFFF @ Capital One
MachineJaipur
12/24/19 1:29:17 PM
#4
kingdrake2 posted...
1st world problem if cant get money out. i had to switch banks too when they decided to charge 40$ just to cash a check. said no and went to a credit union instead. only have to pay 5$ a month plus free coffee and popcorn on every visit.
$40 to cash a check?

What if you got a $20 check? You pay them $20 to go fuck themselves?
TopicDo you identify with Forky from Toy Story 4?
MachineJaipur
12/24/19 12:04:51 PM
#2
Only one on CE identifies so far
TopicDoge is Apparently the Meme of the Decade in Knowyourmeme
MachineJaipur
12/23/19 11:05:09 PM
#3
TopicWho was the biggest villain to the Star Wars franchise?
MachineJaipur
12/23/19 10:49:12 PM
#26
ThanksUglyGod posted...
The part of the fandom that puts Star Wars on such an incredibly high pedestal that it can rarely if ever reach.
but this is the real evil.

The fandom is the Palpatine behind the scenes pulling the strings of their own demise and disappointment.
TopicWho was the biggest villain to the Star Wars franchise?
MachineJaipur
12/23/19 10:25:29 PM
#20
Doom_Art posted...
Story isn't a producer's area
She's exercises total executive control over literally any and everything within the franchise.

She's George Lucas before he sold Star Wars to Disney.

She's the JK Rowling of the Wizarding World
TopicDo you identify with Forky from Toy Story 4?
MachineJaipur
12/23/19 10:24:01 PM
#1
Do you, CE?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CBvUefHTMI

No judgment here, CE
TopicWelcome to Wal-Mart, where they already have Valentine's Day candy out.
MachineJaipur
12/23/19 9:18:50 PM
#1


Are you kidding me?
TopicWho was the biggest villain to the Star Wars franchise?
MachineJaipur
12/23/19 9:10:21 PM
#4
KK>The Fandom>Rian Johnson

JJ Abrams did exactly what you would expect JJ to do.

Mystery boxes and not knowing how to end anything
TopicThe Rise of Skywalker rt user score has stayed at 86% despite being rated lower
MachineJaipur
12/23/19 12:57:05 AM
#2
there's a retweet user score?
TopicDid you play Farmville?
MachineJaipur
12/22/19 8:28:09 PM
#1
Ever?



Did you?

TopicImagine not having Instagram
MachineJaipur
12/22/19 8:00:35 PM
#4
Imagine being so uninteresting that you can only snag insta thots
TopicWhat came first, the pee or the penis?
MachineJaipur
12/22/19 6:45:56 PM
#1
Do we call it a penis because we invented the word pee first? Or did we call it pee because we refer to it as a penis?


*insert philosoraptor here*
TopicDo you use Q-Tips/Cotton Swabs to clean the ear wax out of your ears, CE?
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 7:06:48 PM
#6
Sad_Face posted...
I use a bobby pin to clean my ears. You hook in the earwax as opposed to the increased risk of pushing it in further with a Q tip.
Never heard of this
TopicDo you use Q-Tips/Cotton Swabs to clean the ear wax out of your ears, CE?
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 2:38:22 PM
#1
Do you?










Do you?
TopicScratch-Off lottery tickets are a lame Xmas gift
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 12:37:11 PM
#8
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
i read a story on reddit about how a dude always tipped this bartender with scratch offs. she said she won 10000 dollars from it and when the customer found out, he asked her for some of it and said he was gonna sue unless she did.
While he probably wouldn't get anywhere with a suit, if you someone gives you a winning ticket, you should probably give them like 5 to 10% of the winnings just to show appreciation.
TopicWhy does Richard E. Grant look like Christopher Walken?
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 12:35:04 PM
#1
s2g they look related

He's like a younger, less wrinkled Walken.
TopicScratch-Off lottery tickets are a lame Xmas gift
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 12:33:16 PM
#4
Spent $2 on one yesterday

Won $3

Who's laughing now
TopicTJ ruined Luke *Star Wars Spoilers*
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 12:23:34 PM
#5
who is TJ
TopicIt's almost 2020. How do you feel about the wrong usage of the word 'literally'?
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 12:05:09 PM
#6
Sad_Face posted...
people misusing the word "ironic" for the billionth time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

TopicIt's almost 2020. How do you feel about the wrong usage of the word 'literally'?
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 11:58:40 AM
#2
It's literally triggering me into an existential crisis at this literal moment
TopicIs Warhammer 40K still worth checking out?
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 11:57:27 AM
#1
iirc, it's a RTS and the only RTS I've put any real time into is Rome Total War.

TopicTLJ Critics 91% Nerds 43% --- RoS Critics 56% Nerds 88%
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 11:01:19 AM
#44
Hairistotle posted...
yes, every criticism topic is hounded by people acting like fans are only upset because luke wasnt a god or their theories didnt pan out
to be fair, Star Wars theorycrafting was at a feverish peak at the release of TLJ. Everybody and their goddamned mother had a theory about Snoke.

So of course people are going to be pissed when all their theories and plans are unceremoniously pissed on, doused in gas, and lit on fire while they're being made to watch Clockwork Orange style.
TopicTLJ Critics 91% Nerds 43% --- RoS Critics 56% Nerds 88%
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 10:37:32 AM
#35
Veggeta_MAX posted...
Yes they are.
If we are representative of the general public, we're all fucked and should pack the whole world up and try again
TopicTLJ Critics 91% Nerds 43% --- RoS Critics 56% Nerds 88%
MachineJaipur
12/20/19 10:01:31 AM
#19
EndOfDiscOne posted...
How the hell is the nerd score that high? I thought they were all ready to hate it.
CE/gamefaqs and Reddit are not representative of the general public.
TopicJoJo's Bizarre Adventure or Cat Planet Cuties?
MachineJaipur
12/19/19 10:35:33 AM
#2
depends are you a weeb or a furry?
TopicStar Wars 52 percent on RT RN
MachineJaipur
12/18/19 7:46:45 AM
#45

TopicSeeing Rise in my skypants or whatever in 90 minutes.
MachineJaipur
12/18/19 7:41:40 AM
#2
Where are you watching it two days early? Or did it get an early overseas release?
TopicDo you have an Instagram, CE?
MachineJaipur
12/17/19 6:20:24 PM
#2
Bump
TopicCop gets slap in the hand, after terrorizing black family.
MachineJaipur
12/17/19 9:00:50 AM
#23
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
and he was probably more of

Class E felony: 1 to 6 years and a maximum fine of $3,000

(d) Burglary under subdivision (a)(4) is a Class E felony.

So he entered a house, not their vehicle, which Class E applies to those breaking and enterings.

Could it probably be downgraded to an E? Probably, if not likely.

But by legal definition, its a D
TopicCop gets slap in the hand, after terrorizing black family.
MachineJaipur
12/17/19 8:49:29 AM
#20
Class D Felony Sentencing The sentencing possibilities for a non-violent Class D felony are no prison time (with probation) or a sentence ranging from one to three years at the low end, to up to seven years at the high end. Sentencing for a Class D violent felony is anywhere from two to seven years in prison.

In NYC, no jail time is a possibility but breaking, entering and threatening seems reasonably violent to me so *shrugs*

In Tennesee:

A class D felony is punishable by two to 12 years imprisonment, and a fine of up to $5,000.

In Tennessee he would be in jail for at least two years.

So pray tell why this mother fucker isn't in jail somewhere for longer than a slap on the wrist?

He broke the law in Tennessee. So he should be in a prison in TN
TopicCop gets slap in the hand, after terrorizing black family.
MachineJaipur
12/17/19 8:47:05 AM
#19
Under New Yorks laws, a person commits burglary (also called burglary in the third degree) by entering a building without permission, with the intent to commit a crime inside.

The crime of burglary occurs as soon as the defendant enters into the building with the illicit intent, even if the intended crime never occurs. Oftentimes, the defendant can also be convicted of committing or attempting the intended crime.

Under New York law he committed a Class D felony.

(a) A person commits burglary who, without the effective consent of the property owner:
(1) Enters a building other than a habitation (or any portion thereof) not open to the public, with intent to commit a felony, theft or assault;
(2) Remains concealed, with the intent to commit a felony, theft or assault, in a building;
(3) Enters a building and commits or attempts to commit a felony, theft or assault; or
(4) Enters any freight or passenger car, automobile, truck, trailer, boat, airplane or other motor vehicle with intent to commit a felony, theft or assault or commits or attempts to commit a felony, theft or assault.

(c) Burglary under subdivision (a)(1), (2) or (3) is a Class D felony.

Under TN law he broke the law.

More to follow up
TopicDo you have an Instagram, CE?
MachineJaipur
12/17/19 8:38:54 AM
#1
Do you?




Do you?
TopicIs series X gonna have multiple versions?
MachineJaipur
12/16/19 8:58:25 PM
#4
Series X will be succeeded by Series Y and then that by Series Z
TopicThe company I resigned from last month is doing fraud
MachineJaipur
12/16/19 8:44:11 PM
#2
What's "backing inventory"
TopicStar Wars fans confuse me
MachineJaipur
12/15/19 4:20:05 PM
#60
ledbowman posted...


Canto Bight wasn't filler. I'm starting to think people who say this weren't paying attention
the end result of Canto Bight made the whole ordeal feel utterly pointless
TopicIs The Mandalorian the fastest rise and fall in TV history?
MachineJaipur
12/15/19 3:07:11 PM
#13
I haven't seen it yet but it sounds like it'd benefit from having an end goal, which you can accomplish while still being generally slice of life or problem of the week.

Sounds like people don't dislike cause quality, they're just used to stuff like Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad being massive epics where you must tune in each week, and it sounds like this is more pick up and watch at your leisure.

Disney mightve dropped the ball on it a bit by making it weekly.
TopicIn general do you think porn is bad for society?
MachineJaipur
12/15/19 2:01:42 PM
#6
TheHoldSteady posted...
Just for starters, I think 18 is too young of an age to legally be allowed to participate in porn. That's high schoolers. Generally at that age I find it hard to believe that you're fully mature/seasoned enough to make decisions about what to do with your body.
I can understand this logic

However

with today's picture heavy social media society and what problems we are currently facing, upping the legal age for nudes would be reckless and could potentially ruin the lives of young adults.

Unless you're specifically referring to industry porn and who they can hire, but all that would do is create a massive "amateur/barely legal" market and create shady companies that skirt the line of "industry" porn.

We're stuck at 18. We can go lower, but I really don't think anybody would ever vouch for that in any serious manner, especially in politics
TopicStar Wars fans confuse me
MachineJaipur
12/15/19 11:55:32 AM
#52
BruceWayneJr posted...
Star Wars fans are just people. There's variety in the movie series, and because people are different, not every person will like every different piece of Star Wars. The prequels are different from the OT which is different from the DT.

You don't like it all? There's nothing wrong with that.
I took TC meaning the absolute vitriolic froth spewing hatred he sees throw the way of the ST.

There's not liking something or being disappointed by something and the incessant stream of hatred TLJ has received since it came out.
TopicWhich of these platforms have you spent the most time on this decade?
MachineJaipur
12/15/19 10:04:06 AM
#1
Which platform?








Which platform?
TopicStar Wars fans confuse me
MachineJaipur
12/15/19 6:56:42 AM
#41
At some point it became popular to hate on Star Wars.

Its guaranteed reactions.

That's not to say people aren't legitimate but you can't even say you thought TLJ was passable without half a dozen people screeching about it, claiming TLJ was the worst thing to happen to our universe since Lucifer betrayed God and was cast down from the Heavens or some shit.

You'd think they'd just be able to drop Star Wars from their life and quit giving a fuck.
TopicPete Buttigieg claims America is 'absolutely' ready for a gay president.
MachineJaipur
12/15/19 6:48:25 AM
#13
SSJCAT posted...
it shouldnt matter at all but people are stupid and hateful
This.

And

EffectAndCause posted...
Most of America isnt even ready for a gay son.
This, at least in the areas that voted heavily for Trump.

Pete would probably come out with a similar electoral map and Trump would win again
TopicWhat keyboard do you use?
MachineJaipur
12/15/19 6:46:01 AM
#10
KookyCouture posted...
laptop keyboard

Topicdid you play M:OM?
MachineJaipur
12/13/19 3:59:32 PM
#1
Metroid: Other M?



Have you?
TopicMy dad says impeachment is illegal.
MachineJaipur
12/13/19 10:43:46 AM
#4
But did he read the rules?

Any lawyer worth their salt would be able to bring a suit against the House if they weren't following the rules.
TopicShould a man on trial be allowed to coordinate defense with his jury?
MachineJaipur
12/13/19 8:15:51 AM
#5
quinfordmac posted...
what arguments exist in favor of this?
"man if i could just talk to the jury on the side I could convince them I'm innocent"
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