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TopicImagine using dese urinals
MachineJaipur
11/24/19 10:20:39 PM
#2
No thanks I'd just rather piss myself than catch every disease known to man
TopicDid you enjoy The Last Jedi?
MachineJaipur
11/24/19 7:52:30 AM
#15
SSJCAT posted...
watchable and mildly entertaining but dumb as fuck
TopicI've done about 60 hours of gaming so far this month. How much have you done?
MachineJaipur
11/24/19 7:50:35 AM
#3
No clue, more than that though.

Most hours in a recent 30 day period though would be FE Three Houses where I put in about 300 hours in that time span
TopicWhat is Rule #1?
MachineJaipur
11/23/19 7:28:02 PM
#1
What is the first rule?










What's the first rule, CE
TopicWhat is the GOAT 'Messages Per Page' iyo?
MachineJaipur
11/23/19 10:29:06 AM
#11
i use 50 mpp and 20 tpp

good balance i feel
TopicDo you talk to your phone's software?
MachineJaipur
11/22/19 10:35:32 AM
#6
ThyCorndog posted...
no thx
I'd never get an Alexa or whatever other spyshit people buy either

"Am I part of your family now?"

"No.... well, yes actually"

like fuck off Google <_<
TopicDo you talk to your phone's software?
MachineJaipur
11/22/19 5:43:38 AM
#1
i.e. Google, Siri, Bixby







Still wonder why Samsung ever made Bixby a straight up physical button
TopicHave you read the legendary fanfic that is 'My Immortal'?
MachineJaipur
11/18/19 8:37:28 AM
#4
Did vegy write that?
TopicWhat two franchises would you have a fighting game between?
MachineJaipur
11/17/19 7:24:56 AM
#8
Final Fantasy vs Fire Emblem
TopicIf you put giant spider enemy types in your video game, you can go fuck yourself
MachineJaipur
11/17/19 5:55:42 AM
#4
TopicWere you raised to believe that nudity is a sin/shameful?
MachineJaipur
11/15/19 11:54:19 AM
#9
^but why
TopicWere you raised to believe that nudity is a sin/shameful?
MachineJaipur
11/15/19 6:09:27 AM
#6
bump
TopicSo "Epstein didn't kill himself" is officially a meme now?
MachineJaipur
11/14/19 5:12:18 PM
#5
The meme shall continue until everyone in the world is aware of the truth
TopicWere you raised to believe that nudity is a sin/shameful?
MachineJaipur
11/14/19 5:05:01 PM
#1
As in, nudity is only reserved for (intimacy with) your partner?







Is it wrong, weird, or shameful to be butt ass naked around people other than your spouse/SO?
TopicDidney + only has a 7 day trial while netflix has a 30 day trial?
MachineJaipur
11/13/19 8:05:28 AM
#2
Didney
TopicDo carbon emissions violate the NAP?
MachineJaipur
11/12/19 7:15:42 PM
#2
your carbon emissions violated my nap and now you shall recompense me for my lost sleep
TopicYouTube may deleteaccounts that are not "commercially viable"
MachineJaipur
11/11/19 11:21:59 PM
#39
To clarify, there are no new rights in our ToS to terminate an account bc its not making money. As before, we may discontinue certain YouTube features or parts of the service, for ex., if they're outdated or have low usage. This does not impact creators/viewers in any new ways.


From @TeamYoutube

Also I saw someone in a reddit thread basically echo this exact sentiment before this tweet. The phrasing of the new tos was just dogshit and got people up in arms.

Your YouTube account isn't gonna be tactically nuked up the ass just because you blocked a couple ads
TopicAladdin on Genesis/Mega Drive holds up
MachineJaipur
11/11/19 11:15:06 PM
#2
The Lion King didn't quite hold up imo

Aladdin still good if a bit short.

As a kid I could not even get to the carpet ride level, always failed out at The Escape. Something about the second set of rolling rock jumps I couldn't get.
TopicVeterans Group STILL blocked by President Trump on Twitter
MachineJaipur
11/11/19 11:10:25 PM
#29
Tf did he do to get suspended
TopicWhat Disney Renaissance movie had the best music iyo?
MachineJaipur
11/10/19 8:13:45 PM
#1
What score? - Results (6 votes)
The Little Mermaid
16.67% (1 vote)
1
The Rescuers Down Under
0% (0 votes)
0
Beauty and the Beast
0% (0 votes)
0
Aladdin
16.67% (1 vote)
1
The Lion King
33.33% (2 votes)
2
Pocahontas
16.67% (1 vote)
1
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
16.67% (1 vote)
1
Hercules
0% (0 votes)
0
Mulan
0% (0 votes)
0
Tarzan
0% (0 votes)
0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Renaissance#Critical_and_public_response

Got the list from there.
TopicI want a good, fast paced, and violent action game.
MachineJaipur
11/09/19 9:52:25 PM
#4
DOOM 2016

unless you want a non-FPS
TopicDo you think that in general, porn is bad for society?
MachineJaipur
11/09/19 4:52:30 PM
#5
in moderation, no.

in excess, yes.

I feel shaming it and those that consume it does more harm than the porn itself
TopicAmazon pulls kid's 'Daddy's Little Slut' T-shirt after outrage
MachineJaipur
11/09/19 4:40:53 PM
#21
CanuckCowboy posted...

Yeah like how the f*** is that a product you can just release? Theres something incredibly wrong here.

tbh they probably had no idea it was a product they sold.

I highly doubt anybody actually approved it.

everything is automated nowadays
TopicAmazon pulls kid's 'Daddy's Little Slut' T-shirt after outrage
MachineJaipur
11/09/19 4:26:32 PM
#4
UnfairRepresent posted...
playing outside, birthday party, baby shower, baptism

I can only imagine someone wearing this to a fucking baptism
TopicMan forgoes gun, defends home from crazy ex-boyfriend with a massive battle axe.
MachineJaipur
11/09/19 4:17:49 PM
#4
read that as forges gun
TopicMy gf wants us to go up to fucking Chicago next month to see her family
MachineJaipur
11/09/19 2:23:33 PM
#2
ssj3vegeta posted...
She's scared of airplanes doe,

Safer than driving doe
TopicAOC is dating a neckbeard?
MachineJaipur
11/09/19 2:00:33 PM
#17
TC just mad dude has a more impressive beard
TopicI really wish EA would release a remaster of the original Sims.
MachineJaipur
11/09/19 9:54:52 AM
#10
i just wish they'd release a legal way of acquiring it easily
TopicIt's so BS that there's a $0.40 fee to pay utilities via online check.
MachineJaipur
11/08/19 7:40:31 PM
#3
It isn't but they prey on people just accepting a bullshit fee and paying it.

The amount of people petty enough to mail a physical check is outweighed by the thousands they're making off of the $2 fee
TopicWhat's the big deal about the government spying on us?
MachineJaipur
11/08/19 7:04:54 PM
#6
Except when you thought you had nothing to hide, they conveniently changed the rules and oh oops now you have something to hide

and now they're at your front door

and now you're in jail
TopicI think Origin might legitimately be worse than Epic.
MachineJaipur
11/08/19 3:47:04 PM
#3
>Using Origin in the year of our lord 2019
TopicDo you sit to pee?
MachineJaipur
11/08/19 10:56:17 AM
#16
if i'm at home yeah
TopicNobody is biting on my freelance website
MachineJaipur
11/07/19 8:55:45 PM
#2
Who in the fuck is going to random ass websites for things
TopicRepublicans looking at stealing the KY governor's election
MachineJaipur
11/07/19 12:18:03 PM
#21
Remember when Nader played spoiler and those votes let Bush Jr get elected?

Republicans didn't care then.
TopicThe Outer Worlds is fucking amazing
MachineJaipur
11/05/19 5:41:07 PM
#21
my main gripe is that because it isn't a single massive open world ala Fallout 3/NV/4, the individual areas can feel kinda small.

especially with fast travel <_<
TopicThe Outer Worlds is fucking amazing
MachineJaipur
11/05/19 5:29:57 PM
#16
DocileOrangeCup posted...
How long is it overall?

I finished at like 50 hours total but i did basically everything.

but if you just doing story missions and playing on Story/Normal then it probably would be a 20 hour event
TopicRemember remember
MachineJaipur
11/05/19 1:37:08 PM
#1
The 1/5 of November
TopicHow big is your phone screen?
MachineJaipur
11/04/19 4:39:28 PM
#1
How big? - Results (7 votes)
6.5" or bigger
28.57% (2 votes)
2
6.0"-6.4"
14.29% (1 vote)
1
5.5"-5.9"
14.29% (1 vote)
1
5.0"-5.4"
0% (0 votes)
0
4.9" or smaller
14.29% (1 vote)
1
I don't know
28.57% (2 votes)
2
How big?
TopicJudge rules dog who was raped must be put down, man intervenes (Trigger Warning)
MachineJaipur
11/03/19 6:38:35 AM
#8
UnfairRepresent posted...
FF_Redux posted...
I did not need to read the first lines.

I put a warning

Usually trigger warnings come before the triggering content/words. Including the word in the title kinda defeats the purpose of having the warning.
TopicI haven't pooped in over a week. Jealous?
MachineJaipur
11/02/19 10:28:44 AM
#2
Go see a doctor
TopicWhat sport would you most likely be able to go pro in?
MachineJaipur
11/01/19 10:33:07 AM
#1
Or at least semi-pro. - Results (22 votes)
Football
13.64% (3 votes)
3
Baseball
0% (0 votes)
0
Golf
9.09% (2 votes)
2
Futbol
0% (0 votes)
0
Basketball
4.55% (1 vote)
1
Bowling
18.18% (4 votes)
4
Tennis
9.09% (2 votes)
2
Nascar/Racing
9.09% (2 votes)
2
Other
13.64% (3 votes)
3
Literally none
22.73% (5 votes)
5
Or at least semi-pro

Like if you wanted to commit time and resources to become good at a sport you have some skill at now
Topicdoes adult swim not have the broadcasting rights to their own shows or something
MachineJaipur
11/01/19 5:55:31 AM
#2
High level corporate execs saw the popularity of Rock and Borty and they only want to show that because nothing else would draw numbers
TopicHave you ever taken nudes of yourself?
MachineJaipur
10/31/19 3:35:14 PM
#5
Never took photos but I have webcammed nude before
TopicSmackdown 880kish viewers
MachineJaipur
10/28/19 4:53:27 PM
#12
for real though having to go up against a World Series game and being on the trash that is FS1, it's a wonder it got as many viewers as it did
TopicSmackdown 880kish viewers
MachineJaipur
10/28/19 4:49:50 PM
#8
The show had to go up against an MLB World Series game on FOX that averaged 12.220 million viewers.


Hmm
TopicWhat spider is this?
MachineJaipur
10/27/19 6:12:59 PM
#25
he's missing a leg, poor spiderbro
TopicHBO's Watchmen is getting review bombed.
MachineJaipur
10/26/19 7:25:01 PM
#17
they're just mad they didn't get to see blue dong in the first episode

that's all i know about Watchmen
Topicwhat is Taco Bell's red sauce?
MachineJaipur
10/26/19 4:38:24 PM
#9
Red Sauce
Water, seasoning (maltodextrin, modified corn starch, paprika, salt, tomato powder, spices, natural flavors, paprika (VC), onion powder, xanthan gum, malic acid, vitamin C, citric acid, torula yeast). [certified vegan]
TopicWow. XFL player turns down contract because the pay is too low
MachineJaipur
10/25/19 7:13:47 PM
#15
no professional football league will ever get the talent it needs to succeed if they are not willing to pay base salaries in the hundreds of thousands.
TopicReminder that Vegy welches on everything
MachineJaipur
10/25/19 8:38:30 AM
#3
wait so vegy is gonna welch on being 54 years old and walking into a store to buy the new pokemon game?
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