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TopicTransgender goes off on Gamestop employee after being called sir.
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 3:13:28 PM
#36
I love a good "mother fucker!" And that was a really good one.
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TopicI hate when you have an understanding with family and they try to change it
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 3:11:45 PM
#2
Call his bluff. He's not just gonna drop your mom off in the middle of anywhere
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TopicSad topic the saddening
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 3:06:02 PM
#8
I don't think I ever acted thirsty enough to get laughed at behind my back.
A chick doesn't get the corny stuff until she shows dedication.
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TopicThis is the strangest video I've seen in a while.
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 3:04:03 PM
#7
That chick looks manufactured. Not my type. I like how the last dude in the first pack thrust into it when it's his turn. Definitely fake tho. It would be the easiest thing to find 100 dollars that would sign off on this
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TopicWorst game you bought in 2018?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 2:59:37 PM
#5
Far Cry isn't bad as much as it's just really milking a formula. That works a lot better when it's a multiplayer experience you're milking.
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TopicDo save states count as cheating?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 2:57:57 PM
#27
Save scumming isn't the most professional way to play a game but who am I trying to impress? I mostly save scum boring things that I don't want to have to do again if I die
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TopicIf I learn how to cook will help me get some pussy?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 2:17:56 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
It helps you get there, basically you just gotta not be boring to talk to and the way to go about doing that is by taking up a bunch of cool hobbies, and cooking can now be one of them.


I use psychology a lot cause it's relevant in literally everything. People seem to stay interested when Im speculating why people do stuff. Then they either agree or tell me their theory. Unless the person is especially dumb >_>
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TopicWhat comes to mind when you think of "art"?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 2:13:46 PM
#39
Vol2tex posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Vol2tex posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
That Bobs Burgers episode where Lindas sister paints animal anuses and puts them up in the restaurant.


wtf??


It's a really good episode. He agrees to put her art up cause she always uses depression to get what she wants. But at the time he didn't know her specialty lol


The premise is interesting but that seems a bit much for a cartoon.


Bobs Burgers is actually super tame for an adult cartoon. They normally don't rely on shock humor
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Topicwhats that one video jame you always jo back to?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 2:12:06 PM
#16
Literally always in the middle of an Earthbound playthrough
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TopicHow far is a mile
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 2:09:02 PM
#35
4 walks to the store and back
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TopicWhat did you guys do for Kwanzaa?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 2:02:04 PM
#9
Stay classy CE
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TopicIf I learn how to cook will help me get some pussy?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:56:16 PM
#11
CoolBro posted...
lmfao
no
otherwise, gordon ramsay would be drowning in lots of girls pussies


Ramsay could get pussy without cooking. He's a nice dude with a lot of finesse. Hateful people just can't see it

He could of fucked any of the wives on Nightmare Kitchen.
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TopicIf I learn how to cook will help me get some pussy?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:54:57 PM
#9
Won't help you get em but it might help you keep them interested
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TopicWhat's worse for your health? Drinking 15 beers every day or 15 cans of pop.
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:37:28 PM
#7
Depends how wreckless you are after drinking 15 beers.
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TopicI don't even know how to flirt..
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:35:59 PM
#21
Flockaveli posted...
Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine because you look like a snack.


Lol, that's pretty funny. Me and my boy just started using snack ironically. I think that words fuckin hilarious.
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TopicI don't even know how to flirt..
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:28:57 PM
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CountDog posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
V-E-G-Y- posted...
Make fun of dem but in a playful manner


This is kind of advance. You really gotta know how to vibe with the chicks sense of humor. Some will get offended by stuff that others wouldn't and vice versa. You kind of gotta be a ways into a convo and have the right perception. Being hot will help with what you can get away with but Im not hot anymore and can still make it work


Chances are these days, they will be offended. Maybe 3/10 chance of meeting open minded individuals.


Depends where you live. I live in a low class area and we're all desensitized. No one here expects to be treated with complete respect.
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TopicI don't even know how to flirt..
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:27:11 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
The first step is to stare them down like a lion sizing up its next meal. Don't say anything. Don't even blink. Just stare. That's it, man. The second step is to relive the moment in your head for the next few days and feel bad about yourself.


The worst is when you notice someone and then your eyes meet a couple of times.

Never know what to do in that situation.


Im with you there. It really matters what mood Im in too. Last time it happened I was at a bowling alley and she was with her family. I didn't see any good time to approach and just ask if she was eyeing me or one my friends. I have no problem with hooking the homie up if its not about me. Im even better at it cause there is less pressure
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TopicI don't even know how to flirt..
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:21:01 PM
#12
V-E-G-Y- posted...
Make fun of dem but in a playful manner


This is kind of advance. You really gotta know how to vibe with the chicks sense of humor. Some will get offended by stuff that others wouldn't and vice versa. You kind of gotta be a ways into a convo and have the right perception. Being hot will help with what you can get away with but Im not hot anymore and can still make it work
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TopicGot pulled over for going over 80 in a 60 mph highway >_>
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:16:57 PM
#2
What exactly do you mean by "gave him my stuff"?
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TopicI don't even know how to flirt..
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:12:54 PM
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Topicdo the good-looking people in your life have shitty personalities?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 2:01:00 AM
#5
CirocObama posted...
Doesnt hold true at all imo.

ImmatureContent posted...
Nope. Just something bitter people say.

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TopicNioh is 50% off on Steam -- worth a purchase?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:59:07 AM
#7
Loved it.
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TopicWhy do people consider Obama the first black president?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:36:23 AM
#4
Nvm. That was poorly worded and Im going to sleep
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TopicWhat used games should I pick up?
Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 12:19:06 AM
#8
Do you have the patience to finish one at a time? The temptation to start one the other ones wouldn't allow me to focus on just 1 for 80 hours straight.
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TopicThose mcdonalds workers who put your fries in the takeaway bag upside down
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 11:40:10 PM
#17
Pancake posted...
you were ready for a delicious hot meal and all you got was assaulted


Fix'd. Please take this problem as serious as it deserves
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TopicWhy winter is the best season
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 11:13:51 PM
#7
I like rainy days in summer sometimes as a reason to play games instead of go out but a whole season is way more than overkill
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Topicwhat does "innocence being taken" actually mean?
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 11:11:40 PM
#3
It usually means something made you grow up faster than usual/necessary.

When you date an older person you're exposed to depressing ass shit that is harder to deal with as a young person.
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TopicPlayStation Classic 40% off at Target. Worth $60?
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 11:01:35 PM
#6
frogman_295 posted...
I might budge at 20. would make a fashionable doorstop.


That thing would not stop a door
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TopicStop ordering diet soda with your fast food meal.
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 11:00:15 PM
#2
Stop ordering other people to do things. You're not the manager of people...unless you are. In that case, carry on.
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Topicnyc in the sky what the hell is going on?
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 10:58:24 PM
#70
Im_JustMe0129 posted...
Is it wrong if I hope its aliens with a high powered death ray capable of wiping us all out?


Yeah. Because in your head if your life doesn't matter than neither does anyone elses.
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Topicnyc in the sky what the hell is going on?
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 10:54:11 PM
#68
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
It was actually just a HUGE gender reveal party.


Fuckin billionaires man
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Topicgirl: btw they're real me: but are they spectacular
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 10:48:27 PM
#8
R_Jackal posted...
but Simpsons is an undying abomination. It's not before anyones time


He got you there
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TopicI think a COUPLE of my FRIENDS have SOCIAL ANXIETY, and it's annoying me
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 10:43:27 PM
#4
Their social anxiety is probably the only reason they settle for friends like you tho
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Topicgirl: btw they're real me: but are they spectacular
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 10:40:30 PM
#5
Everyone knows you play it safe and only do jokes from The Office.
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TopicNone of us have really LIVED so far in our lives
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 10:36:25 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
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REMercsChamp posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
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Nature is dangerous and can easily get you killed. It needs to be controlled, and reformatted for human utility purposes.


Humans suck and are ruining this earth.

Shut up dude. You want us to get killed by tigers or get killed by weather events or whatever the fuck. We need civilization to survive.


If you had been raised with experience you wouldn't die from a scraped knee.

You just said you sit around doing fuck all all day and smoking weed

Some of us work for a living


My job was being in a study about how it effects your social skills when you hang out in the woods and smoke weed.


That sounds like a fantastic job.


Yeah, when I went to get my money it turned out some guy was just making a joke I didn't understand. He let me crash on his couch for a year tho so he's a cool dude
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TopicNone of us have really LIVED so far in our lives
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 10:26:58 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
Nature is dangerous and can easily get you killed. It needs to be controlled, and reformatted for human utility purposes.


Humans suck and are ruining this earth.

Shut up dude. You want us to get killed by tigers or get killed by weather events or whatever the fuck. We need civilization to survive.


If you had been raised with experience you wouldn't die from a scraped knee.

You just said you sit around doing fuck all all day and smoking weed

Some of us work for a living


My job was being in a study about how it effects your social skills when you hang out in the woods and smoke weed.
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TopicNone of us have really LIVED so far in our lives
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 9:56:54 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
Nature is dangerous and can easily get you killed. It needs to be controlled, and reformatted for human utility purposes.


Humans suck and are ruining this earth.

Shut up dude. You want us to get killed by tigers or get killed by weather events or whatever the fuck. We need civilization to survive.


If you had been raised with experience you wouldn't die from a scraped knee.
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TopicNone of us have really LIVED so far in our lives
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 9:53:12 PM
#8
I don't use AC. Even when it's 100 degrees. Ive also went camping and did all that other stuff. I use to live by woods and just hang out in them smoking weed most days lol.
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TopicAdmit it CE, you're jelly smoliske is dating a hot CEgal and you aren't
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 8:12:17 PM
#19
codey posted...
smoliske posted...
she isn't fat by any stretch of the imagination. I've seen ceman call models fat so the insults are baseless and juvenile

she is short and thick in all the right places


Is the dick a right place to be short and thick?


Did you just try to insult a man by calling his dick thick?
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TopicCool Ranch Doritos or Nacho Cheese Doritos
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 7:23:08 PM
#6
I don't eat either but I voted anti-ranch
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TopicWhat does the room you're currently in smell like?
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 7:17:26 PM
#9
Sex & candy
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TopicShould I play Metal Gear Solid Revengence?
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 7:06:30 PM
#6
Yes damnit
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TopicThe parking lot at Aldi is always free from carts
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 6:59:15 PM
#25
HylianFox posted...
Thaddeus_J_Pibb posted...
This way they don't have to pay someone to wrangle carts

Better yet assholes don't leave their carts right in the middle of the goddamn lot


Also as a bonus they drive away people who bitch whenever one little thing is different than they expected.
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TopicThe parking lot at Aldi is always free from carts
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 6:38:25 PM
#18
kingdrake2 posted...
GregShmedley posted...
Wait, Aldi charges a quarter for a cart?


yes they do. on rare occurrence i see people wheeling the cart back home wish the cops would do something about it.


You can't even say you paid for it cause the quarter is still in the cart lol
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TopicThe perfect girl but she chokes you everytime she wakes up.
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 5:56:35 PM
#16
I masturbate in the morning so this works out good for me
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TopicMueller has a nude selfie
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 5:54:57 PM
#10
ThePrinceFish posted...
expected a nude selfie of mueller


This. I figured with the way the world works his nude selfie would then nullify all his investigation
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TopicThe parking lot at Aldi is always free from carts
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 5:48:43 PM
#9
E32005 posted...
Wuts aldi?


Strip club where if you pay a quarter for a cart you can wheel out one the strippers that have gotten too much mileage
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TopicGot Skyrim for Christmas.
Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 5:47:39 PM
#8
kingdrake2 posted...
already on day 16 on fallout 4. all but 2 DLC's complete and 3/4th's of the main quest done. trying for the goal of January 7th to be completely done with it so i can start some of my newer buy's.


Im on day 13 and did a lot of Far Harbor. I didn't finish the main game on my unmodded account tho. It's the one Im using to do the DLC now
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