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UnfairRepresent 12/27/18 3:58:52 PM #1:	It's not voluntary or malicious or anything, it's just a condition she has where no matter how you wake her, softly or aggressively, a long sleep or a nap. Once she wakes up she starts instinctively choking you until she comes to her senses, stops and apologizes. Could you handle that? --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914786673] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>It's not voluntary or malicious or anything, it's just a condition she has where no matter how you wake her, softly or aggressively, a long sleep or a nap. Once she wakes up she starts instinctively choking you until she comes to her senses, stops and apologizes. Could you handle that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryetoast 12/27/18 3:59:14 PM #2:	Thats my fetish. --- The user formerly known as 626 <cite>Ryetoast posted [p:914786687] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Thats my fetish.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 12/27/18 3:59:55 PM #3:	l want her to give me a homer simpson type choke --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:914786724] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>l want her to give me a homer simpson type choke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 12/27/18 4:01:19 PM #4:	If you wake her from a distance your fine. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:914786791] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>If you wake her from a distance your fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 12/27/18 4:01:59 PM #5:	So the perfect girl --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhM1-4i9SkA <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:914786821] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>So the perfect girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/27/18 4:02:17 PM #6:	Offworlder1 posted... If you wake her from a distance your fine. No she still goes to you and chokes you robotically for a while. --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914786835] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>If you wake her from a distance your fine.</quote> No she still goes to you and chokes you robotically for a while.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 12/27/18 4:02:24 PM #7:	nice --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:914786840] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>nice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bladegash 12/27/18 4:04:12 PM #8:	Waiting for a catch --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks <cite>bladegash posted [p:914786929] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Waiting for a catch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/27/18 4:17:12 PM #9:	bladegash posted... Waiting for a catch She chokes you every time she wakes up --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914787493] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>bladegash posted...</cite> <quote>Waiting for a catch</quote> She chokes you every time she wakes up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 12/27/18 4:17:53 PM #10:	I'm okay with this. --- [break the meta] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:914787522] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>I'm okay with this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 12/27/18 4:18:58 PM #11:	She can choke my dick --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:914787570] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>She can choke my dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Pumpkin 12/27/18 4:20:10 PM #12:	Will she ever choke me to death if I don't stop her? --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBuYx8LIUj4 https://imgur.com/mmjxd2x https://imgur.com/quVtm6n <cite>Holy_Pumpkin posted [p:914787620] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Will she ever choke me to death if I don't stop her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacDaMurderer 12/27/18 4:20:59 PM #13:	Instant morning wood. Whats the problem? --- @macdamurderer GT: Mac Da Murderer <cite>MacDaMurderer posted [p:914787649] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Instant morning wood. Whats the problem?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/27/18 4:35:02 PM #14:	Blue_Inigo posted... She can choke my dick No, your throat Holy_Pumpkin posted... Will she ever choke me to death if I don't stop her? No. --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914788279] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote>She can choke my dick</quote> No, your throat <cite>Holy_Pumpkin posted...</cite> <quote>Will she ever choke me to death if I don't stop her?</quote> No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 12/27/18 5:53:48 PM #15:	What happens if you hit her with something as she wakes up to make her come to faster ? What if you wake her from a distance and immediately go into another room and lock the door ? --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:914791990] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>What happens if you hit her with something as she wakes up to make her come to faster ? What if you wake her from a distance and immediately go into another room and lock the door ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/27/18 5:56:35 PM #16:	I masturbate in the morning so this works out good for me --- Name checks out <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:914792126] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>I masturbate in the morning so this works out good for me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/27/18 6:03:40 PM #17:	Offworlder1 posted... What happens if you hit her with something as she wakes up to make her come to faster ? She goes "Ow" and is in an intense amount of pain once she comes too after choking you for a while. Offworlder1 posted... What if you wake her from a distance and immediately go into another room and lock the door ? Won't help --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914792445] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>What happens if you hit her with something as she wakes up to make her come to faster ?</quote> She goes "Ow" and is in an intense amount of pain once she comes too after choking you for a while. <cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote> What if you wake her from a distance and immediately go into another room and lock the door ?</quote> Won't help</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 12/27/18 6:04:49 PM #18:	How will having a locked door between her and you not help ?? --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:914792484] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>How will having a locked door between her and you not help ??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oldin 12/27/18 6:16:41 PM #19:	Ryetoast posted... Thats my fetish. --- https://bit.ly/2JXDBzP nice breasts <cite>Oldin posted [p:914793025] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ryetoast posted...</cite> <quote>Thats my fetish.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/27/18 7:23:15 PM #20:	Offworlder1 posted... How will having a locked door between her and you not help ?? Because she will still choke you. --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914795942] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>How will having a locked door between her and you not help ??</quote> Because she will still choke you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathVelvien 12/27/18 7:26:45 PM #21:	What's the downside --- Under Night: Phonon \| BBCTB: Orie/Izayoi \| Arizona Cardinals: 3-12, fire Wilks, cut Gresham and Nelson. https://imgtc.com/i/7OdpfSogwx.gif <cite>DeathVelvien posted [p:914796112] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>What's the downside</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krow_Incarnate 12/27/18 7:58:43 PM #22:	Hot --- Hail Hydra <cite>Krow_Incarnate posted [p:914797608] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Hot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 12/27/18 8:04:44 PM #23:	UnfairRepresent posted... Offworlder1 posted... How will having a locked door between her and you not help ?? Because she will still choke you. Force choke? Like Darth Vader? Sold. --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:914797886] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>How will having a locked door between her and you not help ??</quote> Because she will still choke you.</quote> Force choke? Like Darth Vader? Sold.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 12:03:45 AM #24:	weekoldhotdog posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Offworlder1 posted... How will having a locked door between her and you not help ?? Because she will still choke you. Force choke? Like Darth Vader? Sold. Darth Vader doesn't exist --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914807468] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>weekoldhotdog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>How will having a locked door between her and you not help ??</quote> Because she will still choke you.</quote> Force choke? Like Darth Vader? Sold.</quote> Darth Vader doesn't exist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 12/28/18 2:45:36 AM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... weekoldhotdog posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Offworlder1 posted... How will having a locked door between her and you not help ?? Because she will still choke you. Force choke? Like Darth Vader? Sold. Darth Vader doesn't exist neither does the perfect girl that will choke you whenever she wakes up --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:914812452] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weekoldhotdog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>How will having a locked door between her and you not help ??</quote> Because she will still choke you.</quote> Force choke? Like Darth Vader? Sold.</quote> Darth Vader doesn't exist</quote> neither does the perfect girl that will choke you whenever she wakes up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 12/28/18 2:48:26 AM #26:	How long will she choke you for? --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:914812510] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>How long will she choke you for?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/28/18 2:49:59 AM #27:	Will she choke me like I'm Asuka Langley Sohryu? --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:914812539] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Will she choke me like I'm Asuka Langley Sohryu?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 12/28/18 2:50:19 AM #28:	A tolerable proclivity. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:914812545] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>A tolerable proclivity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoolBro 12/28/18 2:50:59 AM #29:	what's the downside? <cite>CoolBro posted [p:914812562] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>what's the downside?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 12/28/18 2:52:56 AM #30:	Vyrulisse posted... So the perfect girl --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:914812598] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vyrulisse posted...</cite> <quote>So the perfect girl</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 3:01:20 AM #31:	gunplagirl posted... Will she choke me like I'm Asuka Langley Sohryu? I don't know who that is dj1200 posted... How long will she choke you for? A small but inconsistent period of time --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914812779] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Will she choke me like I'm Asuka Langley Sohryu?</quote> I don't know who that is <cite>dj1200 posted...</cite> <quote>How long will she choke you for?</quote> A small but inconsistent period of time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 12/28/18 3:05:19 AM #32:	What if you tie her hands behind her so she cant do anything to you when she wakes up ? What happens if she loses both hamds in a freak accident ? (Yeah I am going there out of boredom) --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:914812881] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>What if you tie her hands behind her so she cant do anything to you when she wakes up ? What happens if she loses both hamds in a freak accident ? (Yeah I am going there out of boredom)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 3:06:57 AM #33:	Offworlder1 posted... What if you tie her hands behind her so she cant dio anything to you when she wakes up ? She'll break the bonds like an anime character and then choke you. Besides, what ya gonna do? Tie her up before she goes to sleep? --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914812920] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>What if you tie her hands behind her so she cant dio anything to you when she wakes up ?</quote> She'll break the bonds like an anime character and then choke you. Besides, what ya gonna do? Tie her up before she goes to sleep?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 12/28/18 3:14:13 AM #34:	Dealt with worse, I'd tolerate her until the next perfect girl topic --- Troll free https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1439-the-help-desk https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1309-tradesmen-and-diyers https://imgur.com/Zz8E0P3 <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:914813078] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Dealt with worse, I'd tolerate her until the next perfect girl topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 12/28/18 3:25:24 AM #35:	UnfairRepresent posted... Offworlder1 posted... What if you tie her hands behind her so she cant dio anything to you when she wakes up ? She'll break the bonds like an anime character and then choke you. Besides, what ya gonna do? Tie her up before she goes to sleep? Yup. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:914813276] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>What if you tie her hands behind her so she cant dio anything to you when she wakes up ?</quote> She'll break the bonds like an anime character and then choke you. Besides, what ya gonna do? Tie her up before she goes to sleep?</quote> Yup.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frogman_295 12/28/18 3:50:52 AM #36:	downside? --- Pastor of Muppets <cite>frogman_295 posted [p:914813784] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>downside?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yomi 12/28/18 4:20:26 AM #37:	apolloooo posted... Vyrulisse posted... So the perfect girl --- Chez moi, il fait beau. <cite>Yomi posted [p:914814339] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>apolloooo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vyrulisse posted...</cite> <quote>So the perfect girl</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_MorningStar 12/28/18 4:25:02 AM #38:	I'll just duplex her. Problem solved --- https://imgur.com/UM1VO2V https://imgur.com/fd6WS3f <cite>_MorningStar posted [p:914814422] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>I'll just duplex her. Problem solved</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 12/28/18 4:25:41 AM #39:	I mean I could just sleep in a different bedroom with a lock, or risk it and wake up before she does. --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:914814432] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>I mean I could just sleep in a different bedroom with a lock, or risk it and wake up before she does.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 12/28/18 4:36:14 AM #40:	UnfairRepresent posted... Offworlder1 posted... If you wake her from a distance your fine. No she still goes to you and chokes you robotically for a while. What if I install a robotic hand above the bed to shake her that I can control remotely. So I go to my car and drive a few blocks down and then wake her up that way, will she still try to seek me out and choke me or can I safely wait for her to come to her senses and come back home afterwards? --- https://i.imgtc.com/3qqvvSR.png <cite>WaterLink posted [p:914814615] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote> If you wake her from a distance your fine.</quote> No she still goes to you and chokes you robotically for a while.</quote> What if I install a robotic hand above the bed to shake her that I can control remotely. So I go to my car and drive a few blocks down and then wake her up that way, will she still try to seek me out and choke me or can I safely wait for her to come to her senses and come back home afterwards?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 12/28/18 4:40:33 AM #41:	Xenogears Spoilers ~~just buy a deactivated bomb collar and you're good to go. Just have Citan remove it when you wake up~~ --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:914814685] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Xenogears Spoilers just buy a deactivated bomb collar and you're good to go. Just have Citan remove it when you wake up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 12/28/18 4:46:22 AM #42:	Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:914814781] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoolBro 12/28/18 4:47:57 AM #43:	frogman_295 posted... downside? i think the downside is that she would choke you only when she woke up in the morning,not all the time <cite>CoolBro posted [p:914814813] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>frogman_295 posted...</cite> <quote>downside?</quote> i think the downside is that she would choke you only when she woke up in the morning,not all the time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 4:49:29 AM #44:	Ryven posted... Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing. I think she would end up hating you --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914814844] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ryven posted...</cite> <quote>Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing.</quote> I think she would end up hating you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 12/28/18 4:53:48 AM #45:	UnfairRepresent posted... Ryven posted... Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing. I think she would end up hating you And I would end up hating her if she choked me everytime I woke her up. This is at least a deterrent subconsciously that will adapt over time. I mean what if the house was on fire and I had to wake her up but she ended up choking me and the children died because she was too busy choking me before we could go rescue them? Maybe then she would have appreciated it if I took measures to subconsciously get her over that reflex --- https://i.imgtc.com/3qqvvSR.png <cite>WaterLink posted [p:914814934] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ryven posted...</cite> <quote> Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing.</quote> I think she would end up hating you</quote> And I would end up hating her if she choked me everytime I woke her up. This is at least a deterrent subconsciously that will adapt over time. I mean what if the house was on fire and I had to wake her up but she ended up choking me and the children died because she was too busy choking me before we could go rescue them? Maybe then she would have appreciated it if I took measures to subconsciously get her over that reflex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 6:15:10 AM #46:	WaterLink posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Ryven posted... Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing. I think she would end up hating you And I would end up hating her if she choked me everytime I woke her up. This is at least a deterrent subconsciously that will adapt over time. I mean what if the house was on fire and I had to wake her up but she ended up choking me and the children died because she was too busy choking me before we could go rescue them? Maybe then she would have appreciated it if I took measures to subconsciously get her over that reflex Have you ever drank loads of water, soda and coffee and then not pissed for several days? Until eventually you're so desperate to go that your bladder all but explodes as you physically can't hold it in anymore and you fire off like a jet stream? Then once started the piss doesn't stop until it's finished? Times that by 15 and that's how she feels every morning. only with choking you She can't control it man and you want to electrically shock her while It happens That's like someone shocking your balls while you explosively pee. it won't stop the pre, it will just fucking hurt. and going "Well I hurt you to make you stop doing the thing you can't control" is physical and psychological torture --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914816307] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ryven posted...</cite> <quote> Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing.</quote> I think she would end up hating you</quote> And I would end up hating her if she choked me everytime I woke her up. This is at least a deterrent subconsciously that will adapt over time. I mean what if the house was on fire and I had to wake her up but she ended up choking me and the children died because she was too busy choking me before we could go rescue them? Maybe then she would have appreciated it if I took measures to subconsciously get her over that reflex</quote> Have you ever drank loads of water, soda and coffee and then not pissed for several days? Until eventually you're so desperate to go that your bladder all but explodes as you physically can't hold it in anymore and you fire off like a jet stream? Then once started the piss doesn't stop until it's finished? Times that by 15 and that's how she feels every morning. only with choking you She can't control it man and you want to electrically shock her while It happens That's like someone shocking your balls while you explosively pee. it won't stop the pre, it will just fucking hurt. and going "Well I hurt you to make you stop doing the thing you can't control" is physical and psychological torture</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta_ 12/28/18 6:22:23 AM #47:	Tie her up --- https://imgur.com/P88EYmN https://imgur.com/qxu2L01 https://imgur.com/1kMCL https://imgur.com/mvXIh0Q <cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted [p:914816409] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Tie her up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yomi 12/28/18 7:38:46 AM #48:	UnfairRepresent posted... Ryven posted... Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing. I think she would end up hating you No she wouldn't, because she is perfect and the only exception to her being perfect is that she chokes you. Unless Ryven's definition of a perfect girl includes the girl hating him, she wouldn't be able to hate him no matter what, as she is the perfect girl :P --- Chez moi, il fait beau. <cite>Yomi posted [p:914817730] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ryven posted...</cite> <quote>Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing.</quote> I think she would end up hating you</quote> No she wouldn't, because she is perfect and the only exception to her being perfect is that she chokes you. Unless Ryven's definition of a perfect girl includes the girl hating him, she wouldn't be able to hate him no matter what, as she is the perfect girl :P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frogman_295 12/28/18 7:46:55 AM #49:	CoolBro posted... frogman_295 posted... downside? i think the downside is that she would choke you only when she woke up in the morning,not all the time oh, true. or whilst having sex... --- Pastor of Muppets <cite>frogman_295 posted [p:914817898] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>CoolBro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>frogman_295 posted...</cite> <quote>downside?</quote> i think the downside is that she would choke you only when she woke up in the morning,not all the time</quote> oh, true. or whilst having sex...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolpal23 12/28/18 8:06:00 AM #50:	ThyCorndog posted... UnfairRepresent posted... weekoldhotdog posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Offworlder1 posted... How will having a locked door between her and you not help ?? Because she will still choke you. Force choke? Like Darth Vader? Sold. Darth Vader doesn't exist neither does the perfect girl that will choke you whenever she wakes up Got you there tc --- MSI B360-A PRO\|EVGA 8Gb Gtx 1070\| DDR4 2400 16Gb G.skill\| i5 8600K 3.6Ghz Steam: That Hero Luka "Fact and fiction, where do you draw the line?" <cite>coolpal23 posted [p:914818388] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weekoldhotdog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>How will having a locked door between her and you not help ??</quote> Because she will still choke you.</quote> Force choke? Like Darth Vader? Sold.</quote> Darth Vader doesn't exist</quote> neither does the perfect girl that will choke you whenever she wakes up</quote> Got you there tc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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