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I've used AIM since 2005. I'm sad.
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

nayr626 posted...

This place is a detriment to my mental illness.

I can vouch for that. I'm bipolar and it drives me fucking insane sometimes.
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

If your balls are small, I don't care.
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

is she hot
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

salandrews posted...

Or did they commit subreddit sudoku as part of their self pity party

Sudoku?
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

Error1355 posted...

You wouldn't even notice, TC.

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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

After unless I'm only doing a quickie. I'm a huge stickler for personal hygiene, so I'd never commit to full-fledged sex with someone who wasn't completely clean first. Plus it's uncomfortable. >_>
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

sorry man
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

RekamOiram posted...

Better to just rip the bandaid off then lead you on, no?

Also this tbh. If I were straight, she's everything I'd look for in a girl. You threw away something good, man.
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

So wait, first you try repeatedly to kiss her (which means you ignored her body language the first time and effectively tried to rape her), then you tried to invite her to your place? What's confusing her reaction again?
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

Flasbangs posted...

MMORPGs are rat cages for idiots.

Replace MMORPGs with all online games and you've got yourself a universal video game maxim.
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

Pepys Monster posted...

No, even ugly guys have easier lives than pretty females due to male privilege.

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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

50Blessings posted...

We don't show you our dicks for your benefit.

LOL savage
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

Master_Bass posted...

I never have and don't have an interest in doing so. I'm weird and never have had alcohol either, though. Both activities just never appealed to and seem like a waste of money.

Alcohol is an acquired taste. I've been drinking for like 2 years now and I still can't do any of the really hard stuff.
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

I smoked a cigarette once. Never again.
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

I didn't watch the video, but I don't think there's anything wrong with a 13-year old drinking alcohol. A lot of European countries do it openly, and they're okay.
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

Colorahdo posted...

I don't think it's wrong to have sex with someone who wants it. Sex isn't some magical deep emotional experience unless you want it to be

This.

Besides, you like her in this situation anyway. Consent is the only qualifier.
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The first 2 forms of Cell flaunted his tail, like he's Ron Jeremy. But after he absorbed 18 his tail retracted and only seemed useful for reproducing. -Byron808

The age gap isn't weird at all. There are legal ramifications, though.
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SSJ Gotenks is santa clause, because he can fly around the planet in one night. - ShaolinAced