Current Events > "Your dick is ugly, and no woman wants to see it!", says Samantha Bee

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Ammonitida
10/12/17 11:48:56 PM
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http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/10/12/let_samantha_bee_help_you_avoid_sexual_harassment_scandals.html

And also, while I have you here: Men, Im sorry to break this to you, but your dick is ugly. No one wants to see your dick in any context. Even the straightest, horniest woman who loves you the most is hoping you can get it inside her without her having to look at it.
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AlternativeFAQS
10/12/17 11:49:54 PM
#2:


huh. i know women who love dicks
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thronedfire2
10/12/17 11:50:29 PM
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yeah that's just not true
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50Blessings
10/12/17 11:51:05 PM
#4:


We don't show you our dicks for your benefit.
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WilliamPorygon
10/12/17 11:51:44 PM
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I wish I was a member of a species with good-looking dicks :(
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wackyteen
10/12/17 11:52:38 PM
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Well nobody ever asked for nudes of Samantha Bee...
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Kaname_Madoka
10/12/17 11:53:13 PM
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Penises are much more visually appealing than vaginas though
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BeautifulBlaze
10/12/17 11:53:52 PM
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Fishy
10/12/17 11:54:00 PM
#10:


Can we please keep Canadians and their influence in their quarantine country.
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Keith_Valentine
10/12/17 11:55:38 PM
#11:


Thats a sexually unsatisfied woman, maybe being passive aggressive to her so
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iPhone_7
10/12/17 11:56:52 PM
#12:


What she means is: Email your dick pics to [email protected] or mail them to P.O. Box 69696
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 11:58:24 PM
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So she's a lesbian....
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Ammonitida
10/12/17 11:59:38 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Thats a sexually unsatisfied woman, maybe being passive aggressive to her so


I can't imagine anyone who is not sexually aroused by the genitalia of the sex they are supposedly attracted to having a satisfying sex life.
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lilORANG
10/13/17 12:00:39 AM
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Esrac
10/13/17 12:05:28 AM
#16:


Just remember, Jason Jones has to fuck her once in a while.
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RebelElite791
10/13/17 12:08:10 AM
#17:


God CE can't take a joke whatsoever.

Kaname_Madoka posted...
Penises are much more visually appealing than vaginas though

BeautifulBlaze posted...
Dicks are better looking than vaginas tbh

2VzmC
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Kaname_Madoka
10/13/17 12:09:23 AM
#18:


RebelElite791 posted...
God CE can't take a joke whatsoever.

Kaname_Madoka posted...
Penises are much more visually appealing than vaginas though

BeautifulBlaze posted...
Dicks are better looking than vaginas tbh

2VzmC

Imagine mocking people for sexual preferences and being a liberal
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PlsGodDontBanMe
10/13/17 12:11:01 AM
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Imagine being rebel

Id probably hang myself
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RebelElite791
10/13/17 12:12:41 AM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
Imagine mocking people for sexual preferences and being a liberal

Pretty sure neither of them are gay
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Axiom
10/13/17 12:13:03 AM
#21:


This isn't even new. I remember people talking about dicks being ugly and making jokes over a decade ago
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Darmik
10/13/17 12:13:30 AM
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I can kinda see her point. A close up picture of a vagina does nothing for me. The exciting part is doing stuff to it to and seeing how she reacts. Just looking at a vagina isn't very fun. When I'm perving that's not where I'm looking.

50Blessings posted...
We don't show you our dicks for your benefit.


This is the truth yeah lol
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Aristoph
10/13/17 12:16:40 AM
#23:


Well that's strange.

I wonder why so many women have specifically asked to see mine, then?
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bobbysjoby
10/13/17 12:20:08 AM
#24:


Kaname_Madoka posted...
Penises are much more visually appealing than vaginas though

BeautifulBlaze posted...
Dicks are better looking than vaginas tbh

Wtf PAUSE
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Ammonitida
10/13/17 12:22:37 AM
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bobbysjoby posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Penises are much more visually appealing than vaginas though

BeautifulBlaze posted...
Dicks are better looking than vaginas tbh

Wtf PAUSE


They are.
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3khc
10/13/17 12:24:40 AM
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Dicks cause pleasure; therefore, phallic aesthetics are more sensual.

Vagina looks like a dick should be there somewhere.
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Kaname_Madoka
10/13/17 12:25:15 AM
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@RebelElite791 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Imagine mocking people for sexual preferences and being a liberal

Pretty sure neither of them are gay

I'm bisexual
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twitterfriends
10/13/17 12:25:45 AM
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Not true for some of the girls I fucked.
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Ammonitida
10/13/17 12:27:28 AM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
@RebelElite791 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Imagine mocking people for sexual preferences and being a liberal

Pretty sure neither of them are gay

I'm bisexual
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Sayoria
10/13/17 12:29:38 AM
#30:


She's just not funny. Chelsea is funny. Samantha tries too hard.
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bobbysjoby
10/13/17 12:29:51 AM
#31:


Well there you have it
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BeautifulBlaze
10/13/17 12:31:53 AM
#32:


Kaname_Madoka posted...
@RebelElite791 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Imagine mocking people for sexual preferences and being a liberal

Pretty sure neither of them are gay

I'm bisexual

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RebelElite791
10/13/17 12:37:30 AM
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BeautifulBlaze posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
@RebelElite791 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Imagine mocking people for sexual preferences and being a liberal

Pretty sure neither of them are gay

I'm bisexual

Then my point still stands.
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bobbysjoby
10/13/17 12:46:00 AM
#34:


Any straight man who would say that is at least bi sexual
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Tezlok
10/13/17 12:48:54 AM
#35:


just cause she said that, I want to see her give oral in some leaked pics
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PiOverlord
10/13/17 12:51:32 AM
#36:


but dicks are quite beautiful to be honest.

I am straight though, so whatever.
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Kaname_Madoka
10/13/17 12:52:53 AM
#37:


RebelElite791 posted...
BeautifulBlaze posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
@RebelElite791 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Imagine mocking people for sexual preferences and being a liberal

Pretty sure neither of them are gay

I'm bisexual

Then my point still stands.

So it's ok to be homophobic then?
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LinkAndEpona
10/13/17 12:53:54 AM
#38:


She is lying, she's probably quite thirsty and wants to flooded with pics.
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That_Happened
10/13/17 1:01:18 AM
#39:


I've heard this before. They like the guy attached to the dick, not the appearance of the dick itself. I'm not so insecure so the joke doesn't bother me but it's funny watching many of you lose your shit over it.
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shnangyboos
10/13/17 1:05:33 AM
#40:


Some women like the way a dick looks, some don't. Real simple shit.
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Sayoria
10/13/17 1:08:09 AM
#41:


shnangyboos posted...
Some women like the way a dick looks, some don't. Real simple shit.


While that is so, no woman wants an unsolicited dick pic. Simple as that.
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Darmik
10/13/17 1:08:11 AM
#42:


That_Happened posted...
I've heard this before. They like the guy attached to the dick, not the appearance of the dick itself. I'm not so insecure so the joke doesn't bother me but it's funny watching many of you lose your shit over it.


I think it's like the meat of a hamburger. It's the tastiest part but the meat patty loses its appeal if its by itself and covered in grease and some left over cheese. It looks way better if it's in between some nice buns.
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lilJoe457
10/13/17 1:13:19 AM
#43:


That's factually not true.
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RebelElite791
10/13/17 1:30:15 AM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
BeautifulBlaze posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
@RebelElite791 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Imagine mocking people for sexual preferences and being a liberal

Pretty sure neither of them are gay

I'm bisexual

Then my point still stands.

So it's ok to be homophobic then?

Are you illiterate?
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KogaSteelfang
10/13/17 1:36:13 AM
#45:


It's probably true, for me at least. It's not shaped quite right, and while I'm fine with that, I fear a woman might be weirded out by it.
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Drasilor
10/13/17 1:59:59 AM
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50Blessings posted...
We don't show you our dicks for your benefit.

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bknight
10/13/17 2:24:18 AM
#47:


She's got a point, if we thought our dicks were pretty, we'd all be that old dude in the locker room walking and swinging away.
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DreadedWave
10/13/17 2:24:59 AM
#48:


Sayoria posted...
shnangyboos posted...
Some women like the way a dick looks, some don't. Real simple shit.


While that is so, no woman wants an unsolicited dick pic. Simple as that.

Hey gurl


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hyperpowder
10/13/17 2:26:36 AM
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bobbysjoby posted...
Any straight man who would say that is at least bi sexual


Eh I've seen child birth, a vigina can be pretty gross looking.

Although dicks are gross also, but less so than a vag.
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LinkFanatic
10/13/17 2:34:48 AM
#50:


50Blessings posted...
We don't show you our dicks for your benefit.


LOL savage
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