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elysdeon
01/01/17 1:55:27 AM
#211:


So things are going very well with the new girl. We went out on a nice date, and have been texting each other constantly. Things started heating up a bit and she asked me if I had a crush on anyone, and I said it was her. She said she a crush on me too!

Then the next day we worked together was fantastic; she was starting to get surprisingly physical and feisty with me. She's not a shameless flirt like the last girl either, she's actually fairly introverted and shy so it's out of the normal for her to act like that. After the shift was over we were walking out and I told her that I really liked her. She said she liked me back and we hugged. Now it's actually starting to get real and it's kind of scary! But i'm really excited about it, I really don't have much dating experience...
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stoltenberg11
01/01/17 3:27:15 AM
#212:


Get some tc. Have some fun with life
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Microwaved_Eggs
01/01/17 2:45:23 PM
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hopefully she has daddy issues
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BreezyExcursion
01/01/17 2:51:17 PM
#214:


Returning_CEmen posted...
MrResetti posted...
she was born in 1999 dude.
She doesn't even remember when Smooth by Santana ft Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 was a hit.

Good post

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RighteousTip
01/02/17 11:39:08 AM
#215:


Imagine 'crushing' at age 26
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lesidesi
01/05/17 2:16:32 PM
#218:


i bet tons of girls follow you around the mall
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gafemaqs
01/06/17 11:49:45 AM
#220:


this is a topic
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CE-Asked4This
01/06/17 7:15:52 PM
#221:


Is this one of those topics I'm still going to be seeing 5 months from now
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pizzarific
01/09/17 11:25:32 PM
#224:


depends on what the age of consent in your state is.
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Gojak_v3
01/09/17 11:26:26 PM
#225:


You bang the 18 year old yet since yer dating I guess?
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Sativa_Rose
01/14/17 12:26:07 AM
#228:


how the F is this thread alive lmfao
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stoltenberg11
01/14/17 12:28:57 AM
#229:


is this the oldest active thread on ce
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St0rmFury
01/14/17 1:11:08 AM
#230:


stoltenberg11 posted...
is this the oldest active thread on ce

The Hermiione General is older by a couple of weeks.
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Ruvan22
01/14/17 2:25:08 AM
#231:


yem69420 posted...
MrResetti posted...
she was born in 1999 dude.
She doesn't even remember when Smooth by Santana ft Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 was a hit.


Lol my gf is 20 and I'm 31 and honestly this kinda shit bothers me more than anything. She hasn't played any video games before like ps1/n64 fuckin weirds me out sometimes.

Anyway say what you want about our age gap, it is still legal in every state


How did you meet and connect with a girl so much younger?
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elysdeon
01/16/17 2:38:07 AM
#234:


So she was sick and there was some drama between us about her ex, but its over now and we're going out on a date this week! Yay. I suggested a fancy lunch spot but she wants to go to a taco truck. I guess because she's mexican? ;)

Oh and I'm also going out with another girl I've been interested in for a while... This is totally unprecedented for me! I was fat all my life and recently got into good shape and girls treat me so much better it's unreal.
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pizzarific
01/16/17 2:36:13 PM
#235:


Going out with two girls at once? Are you trying to lose them both?
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Offworlder1
01/16/17 2:40:20 PM
#236:


pizzarific posted...
Going out with two girls at once? Are you trying to lose them both?
It is easier when they both know your not exclusive to them, getting both down for a threesome with you is even better though.
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unpleasant_milk
01/16/17 2:42:02 PM
#237:


Is she big for her age?
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BatmanVonDoom
01/16/17 2:51:07 PM
#238:


Wait so is tc going through with the 17yr old?

Das nasty bruh.
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Umbreon
01/16/17 3:16:06 PM
#239:


I call troll.

But entertaining read. So no complaints here.
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Shqiponja
01/16/17 3:17:53 PM
#240:


elysdeon posted...
She's relatively new, and we interact with each other a lot. We flirt a lot with each other, and she's actually pretty physical with me, touching me quite a lot. You know things like often being closer to me than necessary, arm stroking, chest stroking, playful shoves, things like that. To the point to where I would find it annoying if I wasn't attracted to her.

17 is a bit young for 26 though isn't it? I mean it's a bit weird. And then there's the whole age of consent laws and all that.... lol


Who cares, I'm 28 and talk to 16 year old girls if we hit it off (16 is the legal age where I live).

A bit young is when the law is broken or before puberty (for those places that have ages of consent of like 12)
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elysdeon
01/16/17 9:36:28 PM
#241:


Umbreon posted...
I call troll.

But entertaining read. So no complaints here.

No it's quite real. I was a NEET virgin fat loser until very recently in my life and getting all this attention from girls now blows my mind every day
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RighteousTip
01/17/17 7:13:48 AM
#242:


elysdeon posted...
Umbreon posted...
I call troll.

But entertaining read. So no complaints here.

No it's quite real. I was a NEET virgin fat loser until very recently in my life and getting all this attention from girls now blows my mind every day


Yeah, but by the sound of it you're getting it from kids, not actual women.
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rh314501
01/17/17 7:30:12 AM
#243:


Shqiponja posted...
elysdeon posted...
She's relatively new, and we interact with each other a lot. We flirt a lot with each other, and she's actually pretty physical with me, touching me quite a lot. You know things like often being closer to me than necessary, arm stroking, chest stroking, playful shoves, things like that. To the point to where I would find it annoying if I wasn't attracted to her.

17 is a bit young for 26 though isn't it? I mean it's a bit weird. And then there's the whole age of consent laws and all that.... lol


Who cares, I'm 28 and talk to 16 year old girls if we hit it off (16 is the legal age where I live).

A bit young is when the law is broken or before puberty (for those places that have ages of consent of like 12)


Bro. You sure about that? Where the hell is the legal limit 16?
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rh314501
01/17/17 7:32:28 AM
#244:


RighteousTip posted...
elysdeon posted...
Umbreon posted...
I call troll.

But entertaining read. So no complaints here.

No it's quite real. I was a NEET virgin fat loser until very recently in my life and getting all this attention from girls now blows my mind every day


Yeah, but by the sound of it you're getting it from kids, not actual women.


The topic is 3 months old & he still hasn't gotten laid. Those chicks will be in their 30's before anything happens.
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RighteousTip
01/17/17 8:41:04 AM
#245:


rh314501 posted...
RighteousTip posted...
elysdeon posted...
Umbreon posted...
I call troll.

But entertaining read. So no complaints here.

No it's quite real. I was a NEET virgin fat loser until very recently in my life and getting all this attention from girls now blows my mind every day


Yeah, but by the sound of it you're getting it from kids, not actual women.


The topic is 3 months old & he still hasn't gotten laid. Those chicks will be in their 30's before anything happens.


This is probably also accurate. But... He said he was recently a virgin fat loser. I think he got laid and is just out to get laid again and a kid is the easiest way to do it. It's just embarrassing. I would not have made this topic.
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rh314501
01/17/17 8:46:37 AM
#246:


RighteousTip posted...
rh314501 posted...
RighteousTip posted...
elysdeon posted...
Umbreon posted...
I call troll.

But entertaining read. So no complaints here.

No it's quite real. I was a NEET virgin fat loser until very recently in my life and getting all this attention from girls now blows my mind every day


Yeah, but by the sound of it you're getting it from kids, not actual women.


The topic is 3 months old & he still hasn't gotten laid. Those chicks will be in their 30's before anything happens.


This is probably also accurate. But... He said he was recently a virgin fat loser. I think he got laid and is just out to get laid again and a kid is the easiest way to do it. It's just embarrassing. I would not have made this topic.


Maybe. Could've just lost weight & not feel like such a loser though too.
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Shqiponja
01/17/17 11:46:00 AM
#247:


rh314501 posted...
Shqiponja posted...
elysdeon posted...
She's relatively new, and we interact with each other a lot. We flirt a lot with each other, and she's actually pretty physical with me, touching me quite a lot. You know things like often being closer to me than necessary, arm stroking, chest stroking, playful shoves, things like that. To the point to where I would find it annoying if I wasn't attracted to her.

17 is a bit young for 26 though isn't it? I mean it's a bit weird. And then there's the whole age of consent laws and all that.... lol


Who cares, I'm 28 and talk to 16 year old girls if we hit it off (16 is the legal age where I live).

A bit young is when the law is broken or before puberty (for those places that have ages of consent of like 12)


Bro. You sure about that? Where the hell is the legal limit 16?


Multiple US states as well as much of Europe it is from 14-18. Here is a map for the US: btOMOr3

Here is Europe: nothfWf

Specifically, where I live the law is this:

"12-15 is legal if both parties are older than 12 and within three years of age. 16 and up is the effective age of consent for each sexuality EXCEPT if the older party has a position of power (teacher, boss, cop, etc.) or is a close blood relative. Then it is 18 and up."
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Blue_Inigo
01/17/17 11:52:34 AM
#248:


Tagging TC as cradle robber
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elysdeon
01/17/17 3:18:19 PM
#249:


RighteousTip posted...
elysdeon posted...
Umbreon posted...
I call troll.

But entertaining read. So no complaints here.

No it's quite real. I was a NEET virgin fat loser until very recently in my life and getting all this attention from girls now blows my mind every day


Yeah, but by the sound of it you're getting it from kids, not actual women.

I haven't been specifically seeking out 17-18 year old girls, I just happen to be around a lot of them due to my job.

The other girl I'm going out with is actually 21+ too which is nice for a change lol
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Manocheese
01/17/17 8:46:36 PM
#250:


Shqiponja posted...
Multiple US states as well as much of Europe it is from 14-18. Here is a map for the US: btOMOr3

Be careful with this map. In some states, the age on the map only applies if you're married to the person.
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Shqiponja
01/17/17 10:06:27 PM
#251:


Manocheese posted...
Shqiponja posted...
Multiple US states as well as much of Europe it is from 14-18. Here is a map for the US: btOMOr3

Be careful with this map. In some states, the age on the map only applies if you're married to the person.


I should have put a disclaimer to check each areas individual laws because some vary. I know where I am from 16 is legal as long as there is no position of power over the younger party.
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Ruvan22
01/18/17 12:24:22 AM
#253:


RighteousTip posted...
I smashed on a 16 year old chick when I was 18 in Oklahoma. Shelby... Hottest white trash ever. Actually I smashed on a lot of white trash in Durant, Oklahoma. Amber, Skye, and Tamara were all straight trash who wanted some bbc.


How'd you meet such classy ladies?
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Shqiponja
01/18/17 12:27:01 AM
#254:


Ruvan22 posted...
RighteousTip posted...
I smashed on a 16 year old chick when I was 18 in Oklahoma. Shelby... Hottest white trash ever. Actually I smashed on a lot of white trash in Durant, Oklahoma. Amber, Skye, and Tamara were all straight trash who wanted some bbc.


How'd you meet such classy ladies?


Not him but girls in rural areas get bored easily. Knew some 16 year old from such an area that my cousin banged. She said all they did was smoke weed and had sex because there was nothing to do.

Also... trailer parks lol
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RighteousTip
01/18/17 5:29:59 AM
#255:


Shqiponja posted...
Also... trailer parks lol


This. I used to be a cashier at Walmart when I was a sophomore in college and there is a trailer park right behind it. Both Amber and Tamara lived in them and would come in all the time in there jean shorts and bikini tops in the summer.

Tamara had a man, he was a pot head at least, she smoked too, I hit a blunt with them both once, but there is a weird story with them where they broke up one weekend and she wanted to just hang out with me, so I took her down to Texas, we went and watched a movie and shit and I was going to take her to eat and she was like, 'Naw let's just head back to your place. You mind if I crash at your place?' And I knew then lol. Well I had already knew, but yeah. It was just the one time.

Amber was like a year long thing. Her mom was literally in the next room often and those walls were as thin as paper. I remember the first time barely moving just to try to be quiet, but after that she was like I'll be on top. It was always fuckin awkward as hell coming out of that bedroom lol.
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Shqiponja
01/20/17 10:38:20 AM
#257:


Th3Truth posted...

This one is easier https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png


9???? LMAO I mean, I know it was 9 in America just up until the 1900s in certain states, but still 9 these days? God damn Islam yo lmao
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Endofall
01/22/17 2:07:39 AM
#258:


Shqiponja posted...
Th3Truth posted...

This one is easier https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png


9???? LMAO I mean, I know it was 9 in America just up until the 1900s in certain states, but still 9 these days? God damn Islam yo lmao

To be fair, those countries usually have all sex forbidden until marriage and it's that marriage can be down to 9 years old. America has some states where you can marry and then sex a 14 year old too even though the official aoc is 18.
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Shqiponja
01/22/17 4:05:06 PM
#259:


Endofall posted...
Shqiponja posted...
Th3Truth posted...

This one is easier https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png


9???? LMAO I mean, I know it was 9 in America just up until the 1900s in certain states, but still 9 these days? God damn Islam yo lmao

To be fair, those countries usually have all sex forbidden until marriage and it's that marriage can be down to 9 years old. America has some states where you can marry and then sex a 14 year old too even though the official aoc is 18.


True true, at least 14 is post puberty though lol
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DarkChozoGhost
01/23/17 12:04:13 AM
#260:


Having those maps ready is creepy af
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Shqiponja
01/23/17 2:53:51 PM
#261:


DarkChozoGhost posted...
Having those maps ready is creepy af



Hello, it seems you have awoken from a decades long coma. In 2017, you can instantly search for almost anything in seconds on smart devices most people carry around. Isn't technology awesome?
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DarkChozoGhost
01/23/17 4:46:38 PM
#262:


I know the information is out there but you've seemed very prepared to provide it.
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stoltenberg11
01/23/17 4:55:27 PM
#263:


Why is it even creepy to know what the age of consent is in certain places? Seems like it'd be some smart info to have.
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Shqiponja
01/23/17 4:57:50 PM
#264:


stoltenberg11 posted...
Why is it even creepy to know what the age of consent is in certain places? Seems like it'd be some smart info to have.



Prudes man, always gonna look for some angle to attack mutually enjoyed sexual relations.
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DarkChozoGhost
01/27/17 2:20:46 AM
#267:


He carried on like he had it bookmarked. I mean it's whatever if you're gonna sleep with a a barely legal girl, but if you keep that information ready to check, it's creepy. Consistently going after girls that have just reached the age of consent is predatory.
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stoltenberg11
01/27/17 4:12:39 AM
#268:


chill brah you're making a mountain out of a molehill
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DarkChozoGhost
02/01/17 8:44:51 PM
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Legal is legal, and predatory is predatory.
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pizzarific
02/18/17 4:46:26 PM
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Holy shit so many deleted messages.
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