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Topicis it legal to install traps around your house
Krystalcyanide
09/12/17 11:35:16 PM
#26
I do have alot of knowledge on booby traps especially in wooded areas. I'd use trip wire sound grenades to track a intruder's location. You could also use the Spike Rake, you get a rake for leaves and add some heavy nails to it for night time booby traps. A criminal could walk into it without even knowing and get a giant spike into their chest. If you're gonna do spike pits ALWAYS have something that tells you and you only to pick up the trap's location. Bamboo works good for spike pits and if you really wanna hurt somebody I would add feces/urine into the spike traps to cause infection on a bad hombre.
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TopicI'm a cop but I want a double career as a rapper
Krystalcyanide
09/11/17 11:38:47 AM
#16
A lot of rappers and music fans are gonna think you're a snitch or something unless you hid the police officer job from everyone. Going into a rap battle and getting called out for being a cop is probably gonna upset somebody.
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TopicGood used/new sedan under $20K?
Krystalcyanide
09/11/17 2:47:38 AM
#2
Nissan Maxmia
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TopicAlmost got busted by the cops cause I took the screen off my Aunt's window
Krystalcyanide
09/10/17 11:33:23 PM
#1
Me and three buddies of mine went to my Aunt's house to chill cause she's out of town for the next week or so. I went to look for her spare key which was gone so I took the screen off a window and opened the window so we could go inside. We just started to spark up in the living room before a cop shined his flashlight through the open window cause we left it open on accident. Not even two minutes later there's 4 cops at the door asking if we burglarized the house and I told them it was my aunt's house which they didn't buy. I let them come inside to pat us down then one of them went in the bedroom and flipped the pillow over to find my friend's sack of weed. He confronted us showing us what he found so we got taken into the police station. I got let go cause they called my Aunt and asked her about me taking the screen off the window so she didn't press charges but she wasn't happy that I was doing this to her house.
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TopicC/D: Pantera's A New Level is a 10/10 song
Krystalcyanide
09/10/17 2:18:54 PM
#1
A new LEVELLLLLLLLLLLl
OF CONFIDENCEEEEEEEEEEE
AND POWWWWWURRRRRRR
SUCH FUCKING PWERRRRRRR


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TopicI'm so excited to pick up my Corvette tomorrow x_x
Krystalcyanide
09/09/17 5:26:24 PM
#11
I drove an 1986 Corvette for a few days and it was alright but the crossfire injection sucks ass
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TopicDo you think this homeless chick from my city is hot?
Krystalcyanide
09/09/17 3:13:35 PM
#16
the one on the right was indeed the one I thought I was hot and was picking cigarette butts out of an ashtray when I found her.
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TopicDo you think this homeless chick from my city is hot?
Krystalcyanide
09/09/17 3:09:06 PM
#13
When I tried to pick her up she just said no at first then said I made her uncomfortable before she got pissed off and told me to leave her the fuck alone. The girl next to her is Jamie who lives in West Chicago and works at a liquor store in that area. She's single too if you wanna try Jamie.
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TopicDo you think this homeless chick from my city is hot?
Krystalcyanide
09/09/17 2:27:48 PM
#1
The one on the right I tried to pick up and buy a hotel room for but she wouldn't do it cause she felt uncomfortable.

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TopicDreamcast is 18 years old as of today
Krystalcyanide
09/09/17 1:49:28 PM
#1
You gotta like Dreamcast if you have good taste in gaming its mandatory or you get shot
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TopicIf Donald Trump got shot how bad would you feel
Krystalcyanide
09/07/17 7:29:50 PM
#1
like on a scale of 1 to 10
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TopicWould you date this chick?
Krystalcyanide
09/06/17 9:02:02 AM
#1
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TopicApparently a tour bus fell on Metallica's bass player
Krystalcyanide
09/05/17 11:14:32 PM
#2
yeah Clay Burton
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Topici just fucking smashed the fuck out of my calculator
Krystalcyanide
09/03/17 7:23:56 AM
#3
Is TC Lisa Simpson or something. Someone who can't take anything below an A-
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TopicRate this awesome song
Krystalcyanide
09/02/17 10:37:17 PM
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TopicTrump to donate $1 Million of his own money to Harvey relief.
Krystalcyanide
09/02/17 12:17:26 PM
#273
Trump donates a million and you guys call him Jesus In a serious matter wow
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TopicHomeless chick on facebook is suicidal this morning
Krystalcyanide
09/02/17 9:54:01 AM
#4
Vyrulisse posted...
Poor dear...

Is there more to this story? Is she a lunatic or is she just having hard times?


Mostly hard times since she lived in a storage unit when I added her. She was very nice and talkative but had her struggles.
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TopicHomeless chick on facebook is suicidal this morning
Krystalcyanide
09/02/17 9:26:48 AM
#1
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TopicIs it moral to bomb an entire restaurant because a terrorist might be there?
Krystalcyanide
09/01/17 2:14:25 AM
#5
No we did that in Vietnam with shooting up the villages and throwing grenades into people's huts to avoid booby traps and ambush attacks.
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TopicLol if I pay off my $200 in credit card debt...
Krystalcyanide
09/01/17 2:11:25 AM
#2
I would never pay my credit cards off I would tell them to fuck off and to come to my house if they wanted their money so bad if they called.
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Topicif pokemon were real
Krystalcyanide
09/01/17 12:38:31 AM
#11
I'd only sleep with Jynx if they even have a reproductive sex system
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Topicif pokemon were real
Krystalcyanide
09/01/17 12:17:54 AM
#2
Id stick a Weepingbell on my balls lol
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TopicHow many lives have you helped or saved during the hurricane?
Krystalcyanide
09/01/17 12:16:08 AM
#1
Have you done good and helped out during the hurricane or are you a Trump Supporter
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TopicIf you had 20 minute mind control of Donald Trump
Krystalcyanide
08/27/17 4:27:41 PM
#1
What would you do with him? You have 20 minutes where you are in full control of Donald;s brain and his actions towards the world. Do you do something stupid, funny, maybe even help his approval rate or what.
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TopicIf Randy Rhodes didnt kill himself, would he be GOAT guitarist?
Krystalcyanide
08/27/17 1:57:55 PM
#1
he was good on guitar
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TopicShould I buy this homeless chick from Chicago a hotel room for a night?
Krystalcyanide
08/24/17 2:56:09 PM
#1
I get discounts since I work for two and this chick on my facebook page was homeless in the Chicago area. I think she's kinda cute but am considering spending my last 40 bucks on her until next Friday. Here's her pic

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TopicWho sings that miracle slut song
Krystalcyanide
08/24/17 12:47:50 PM
#1
I just heard it on classic rock radio
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TopicI just bought $213 in Dreamcast stuff. Rate my purchase I guess
Krystalcyanide
08/22/17 2:03:20 AM
#11
god I would love to have a dreamcast again >_< you are so lucky
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TopicSo I'm playing through Sonic Adventure 2 for the first time...*spoilers*
Krystalcyanide
08/21/17 11:24:58 PM
#7
unbelievable you guys dissing SA2
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TopicHas anybody tried gas station Dick Pills?
Krystalcyanide
08/20/17 11:21:13 PM
#5
that's the item I'm describing and wanna know if they work before trying them on my ex girlfriend
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TopicHas anybody tried gas station Dick Pills?
Krystalcyanide
08/20/17 11:16:06 PM
#1
like Black Panther and what not
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TopicCan you get in trouble for putting fake Ku Klux Klan flyers in mailboxes
Krystalcyanide
08/20/17 4:18:25 PM
#1
Like put a recruitment flyer in someone/s mailbox as a prank
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TopicAre White Supermist considered terrorists
Krystalcyanide
08/19/17 10:41:51 PM
#1
since they terrorize people
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TopicSweaty black guy keeps drinking all of my coffee
Krystalcyanide
08/15/17 10:54:33 PM
#1
I work at a hotel and this one guest keeps coming to the lobby sweating like crazy and drinking my pot of coffee like chugging it. I walked by him in the hallway and he says "drop down and give me 20" which was random.
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TopicYour reaction: Trump replaces all foreign holidays with Doge Day in the US
Krystalcyanide
08/13/17 1:36:47 PM
#1
Trump banishes any non-American holiday and replaces it with Doge Day. Doge Day means all TV and YouTube shows Doge related programming all day. Trump makes you put up a Doge flag to prove your loyality for the holiday.
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TopicSo the car used in the Charlottesville attack is from my home county.
Krystalcyanide
08/12/17 6:34:33 PM
#4
my mom did it
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TopicI guess theres 1 thing good about Trump, he's the first female president ever
Krystalcyanide
08/12/17 5:14:08 PM
#4
old ball lol
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TopicI guess theres 1 thing good about Trump, he's the first female president ever
Krystalcyanide
08/12/17 5:11:44 PM
#2
eww old wrinkly ball lol
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TopicIf Trump banned Sinco De Mayo in USA
Krystalcyanide
08/12/17 5:07:25 PM
#10
then you get fed to Doge
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TopicIf Trump banned Sinco De Mayo in USA
Krystalcyanide
08/12/17 5:06:41 PM
#8
if you celebrate it you get banned from usa
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TopicIf Trump banned Sinco De Mayo in USA
Krystalcyanide
08/12/17 4:59:12 PM
#1
how would you feel if he banned it
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TopicWhat's your most play game ever and why is it Skyrim?
Krystalcyanide
08/10/17 9:07:28 PM
#4
I payed 2 bucks for ps3 version of Skyrim but never played it

should I play it or play fallout instead
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TopicAerith or Tifa?
Krystalcyanide
08/06/17 6:38:26 AM
#41
Tifa, hot woman who can stand up for herself against a large mob with her fists.

Aeris while super cute and has holy healing powers. She's more like a housewife in my eyes.
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TopicName a band that never stopped being cool
Krystalcyanide
08/06/17 5:02:02 AM
#1
if you name a band that isn't cool you lose
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TopicI just ate 40mg of melatonin.
Krystalcyanide
08/04/17 12:35:40 PM
#7
Anything with DPH is recommended for sleep just don't get twacked out on the shit. You can catch a buzz on Benadryl/Unisom Gels but its not a fun one. One girl in high school I knew took 32 50mg Benadryl and her tongue was so dry there was tiny blood spots on it and her eyes were yellow as fuck. I had to drive her ass home and make up some wild ass story to her mom about why she got messed up on Benadryl. Her mom took her to the hospital and I was told by the Janesville Police Department to stay away from her afterwards.
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TopicFuck everything
Krystalcyanide
08/04/17 9:35:06 AM
#7
crawling in my skwinnnn
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TopicFuck everything
Krystalcyanide
08/04/17 7:18:31 AM
#4
crawlllinngggggg in myyyyy skinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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TopicI just ate 40mg of melatonin.
Krystalcyanide
08/04/17 6:51:52 AM
#5
You would want Unisom Gels if you want good sleep meds you can easily get.
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TopicMy mom's dead
Krystalcyanide
08/04/17 5:42:32 AM
#162
dude got warned already
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