Current Events > If you had 20 minute mind control of Donald Trump

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Krystalcyanide
08/27/17 4:27:41 PM
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What would you do with him? You have 20 minutes where you are in full control of Donald;s brain and his actions towards the world. Do you do something stupid, funny, maybe even help his approval rate or what.
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justaguy3492
08/27/17 4:29:44 PM
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Tell Tiffany Trump that I love her. She probably hasn't heard that out of her father's mouth in a while and I bet she needs a win =/
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TheBiggerWiggle
08/27/17 4:29:44 PM
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Ugh. I want to post what I would really do but I'm afraid of a moderation.
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Bat178
08/27/17 4:30:14 PM
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Make him walk off a ledge.
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/27/17 4:31:06 PM
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I'd kill a guy on camera.
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littlebro07
08/27/17 4:31:27 PM
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Chad-Henne
08/27/17 4:32:46 PM
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Put the paperwork in motion to transfer 50 million dollars to me, then lock him in a closet behind a bunch a chains so he couldn't reverse it

Also kiss Ivanka on her asshole at some point
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NeonOctopus
08/27/17 4:33:00 PM
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Plow Melania really quickly, then have an emergency live press conference with Ivanka and when it starts I just pull down her shirt lol
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lilORANG
08/27/17 4:33:11 PM
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Make him take a dump out of the white house window
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/27/17 4:33:18 PM
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Chad-Henne posted...
Put the paperwork in motion to transfer 50 million dollars to me, then lock him in a closet behind a bunch a chains so he couldn't reverse it

Also kiss Ivanka on her asshole at some point


What the fuck dude
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Delta_Force
08/27/17 4:34:06 PM
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1. Have him address the nation.
2. Remove Toupee.
3. Violate said toupee sexually.
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Chad-Henne
08/27/17 4:35:12 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Chad-Henne posted...
Put the paperwork in motion to transfer 50 million dollars to me, then lock him in a closet behind a bunch a chains so he couldn't reverse it

Also kiss Ivanka on her asshole at some point


What the fuck dude


Don't bring that judgemental attitude in here
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Kamiccolohan
08/27/17 4:37:41 PM
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Kajagogo
08/27/17 4:39:06 PM
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Start a huge fist fight with Paul Ryan and Mike Pence. Like a real long bloody brawl. Then, afterwards make Trump quit/resign.
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Phantom_Nook
08/27/17 4:40:32 PM
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tweet out a bunch of insults to Republicans and his base. the last tweet will be Trump resigning.
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gatorsPENSbucs
08/27/17 4:42:39 PM
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I'd make him get a bunch of cash to give to me. Any time left after that I'd probably just chat with him.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/27/17 4:43:15 PM
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1. Sex with ivanka
2. Sex with tiffany
3. Go on tv and say putin's gentleman sausage is delicious, then use lots of racist, homophobic, transphobic and anti-Semitic slurs.
4. Fire a bunch of the dickhead in his cabinet.
5. Take and post dick pics on twitter
6. Sex with ivanka again if I still have time.

Note: 1,2 and 6 must be consensual. I would skip them in the absence of consent, and would use the extra time to post more dick pics.

Edit: oh yeah and give me lots of money, and other random people too. In the event mind control was suspected and investigated, having lots of seemingly random people get money would muddy the waters.
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TheVipaGTS
08/27/17 4:43:32 PM
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Resign.
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TomNook20
08/27/17 4:45:59 PM
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Samurontai
08/27/17 4:48:26 PM
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Find any dark secrets he had and send them to my address

Then when I got back into my body, I could blackmail the POTUS and make bank
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JosefuJustice11
08/27/17 4:51:21 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
Start a huge fist fight with Paul Ryan and Mike Pence. Like a real long bloody brawl. Then, afterwards make Trump quit/resign.

Phantom_Nook posted...
tweet out a bunch of insults to Republicans and his base. the last tweet will be Trump resigning.

Both of these are my answer.
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WaffIeElite
08/27/17 6:18:40 PM
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Kill Pence then himself.
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frozenshock
08/27/17 6:22:45 PM
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Take a nude pic of myself and email it to all the Democrats in the country, so they have the power to blackmail me
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Kamiccolohan
08/27/17 7:28:12 PM
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@WaffleElite's post...

what the fuck mods? Get on your fucking shit. You mod me for calling a spade a spade in Sayoria's harmful wish on Trump's 10 year old son topic, but a post talking about the shit WaffleElite posted is perfectly fine? Really? That should be a bannable offence.
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Offworlder1
08/27/17 7:30:17 PM
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There are so many messed up people in this topic.
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NeonOctopus
08/27/17 7:38:01 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
There are so many messed up people in this topic.

I know! How is "showing everyone Ivanka's titties" not in most of these posts!? smh
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Sephiroth1288
08/27/17 7:53:07 PM
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The ironic thing is a lot of these suggestions would probably make Trump more popular with his base.

frozenshock posted...
Take a nude pic of myself and email it to all the Democrats in the country

^ especially this one
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CADE FOSTER
08/27/17 8:02:01 PM
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LIsJustice
08/27/17 8:05:14 PM
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Fire Pence, hire Bernie as VP then resign
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Skye Reynolds
08/27/17 8:06:51 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I'd kill a guy on camera.


You'd murder somebody just to frame the president?


That's pretty fucked up.
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CADE FOSTER
08/27/17 8:08:39 PM
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Wouldnt hurt him at all he said he could murder some one in the middle of the street and he wouldnt lose any votes and seeing as thy defend him to the death he is right
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PikachuMaxwell
08/27/17 8:10:17 PM
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Have his administration re-implement Obama-era policies.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/27/17 8:12:15 PM
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prince_leo
08/27/17 8:17:19 PM
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once the mind control is over, how does he react?
like, was it a blur for him? does he think he made the decisions I made for him? or does he know he was forced against his will?
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Ricemills
08/27/17 8:17:35 PM
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fuck Ivanka on live broadcast.
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3khc
08/27/17 8:17:42 PM
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Tweet something that will get him fired.
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gunplagirl
08/27/17 8:21:16 PM
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I'd take care of a lot of problems. A lot. Of problems.
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mattnd2007
08/27/17 8:21:25 PM
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have an emergency press conference. make him shit into a bowl and eat it.
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Capn Circus
08/27/17 8:26:06 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Send 2 million dollars to this me and then Idk fire my vice president


You can't fire the vice president. They're an elected official. You can leave him off the ticket next time you run, though.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/27/17 8:39:23 PM
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Capn Circus posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Send 2 million dollars to this me and then Idk fire my vice president


You can't fire the vice president. They're an elected official. You can leave him off the ticket next time you run, though.

OK I'll beat him up then
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EffectAndCause
08/27/17 8:44:54 PM
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LIsJustice posted...
Fire Pence, hire Bernie as VP then resign

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Cheater87
08/27/17 8:45:58 PM
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Single payer healthcare executive order!
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itachi15243
08/27/17 8:54:36 PM
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Write a check to me for at least twenty five million, "dismiss" of the vice president and then choose Bernie, do anything I can for a divorce, admit to Russia shit then shoot as many as I have time for.

I might have to replace the Bernie thing with nuking north Korea, but that'll do. I'll give him the nickname president massacre too if I have time
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Zack_Attackv1
08/27/17 8:55:13 PM
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CADE FOSTER
08/27/17 8:56:48 PM
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Release tax returns
resign
admit im a russian plant
call all my base deplorable human beings
and label the alt right a terrrorist organization
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FightingGames
08/27/17 8:57:42 PM
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DreadedWave
08/27/17 8:58:08 PM
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Find out if we're hiding extraterrestrials. Give Pence a Stone Cold stunner while I wait.
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CanuckCowboy
08/27/17 9:01:45 PM
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Get a few billion transfered to my account.

Resign him from office if there's time.
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CanuckCowboy
08/27/17 9:02:06 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
Release tax returns
resign
admit im a russian plant
call all my base deplorable human beings
and label the alt right a terrrorist organization


You're a good person.

I'd still just get rich.
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itachi15243
08/27/17 9:08:46 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Get a few billion transfered to my account.

Resign him from office if there's time.


You could always just have him shoot someone, if there's no time to resign.
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