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Krystalcyanide 08/27/17 4:27:41 PM #1: |
What would you do with him? You have 20 minutes where you are in full control of Donald;s brain and his actions towards the world. Do you do something stupid, funny, maybe even help his approval rate or what.
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justaguy3492 08/27/17 4:29:44 PM #2: |
Tell Tiffany Trump that I love her. She probably hasn't heard that out of her father's mouth in a while and I bet she needs a win =/
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TheBiggerWiggle 08/27/17 4:29:44 PM #3: |
Ugh. I want to post what I would really do but I'm afraid of a moderation.
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Bat178 08/27/17 4:30:14 PM #4: |
Make him walk off a ledge.
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KiwiTerraRizing 08/27/17 4:31:06 PM #5: |
I'd kill a guy on camera.
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littlebro07 08/27/17 4:31:27 PM #6: |
Hold an emergency press conference.
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Chad-Henne 08/27/17 4:32:46 PM #7: |
Put the paperwork in motion to transfer 50 million dollars to me, then lock him in a closet behind a bunch a chains so he couldn't reverse it
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NeonOctopus 08/27/17 4:33:00 PM #8: |
Plow Melania really quickly, then have an emergency live press conference with Ivanka and when it starts I just pull down her shirt lol
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lilORANG 08/27/17 4:33:11 PM #9: |
Make him take a dump out of the white house window
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KiwiTerraRizing 08/27/17 4:33:18 PM #10: |
Chad-Henne posted...
Put the paperwork in motion to transfer 50 million dollars to me, then lock him in a closet behind a bunch a chains so he couldn't reverse it What the fuck dude --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Delta_Force 08/27/17 4:34:06 PM #11: |
1. Have him address the nation.
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Chad-Henne 08/27/17 4:35:12 PM #12: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Chad-Henne posted...Put the paperwork in motion to transfer 50 million dollars to me, then lock him in a closet behind a bunch a chains so he couldn't reverse it Don't bring that judgemental attitude in here --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamiccolohan 08/27/17 4:37:41 PM #13: |
Nothing. He's perfect as is.
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Kajagogo 08/27/17 4:39:06 PM #14: |
Start a huge fist fight with Paul Ryan and Mike Pence. Like a real long bloody brawl. Then, afterwards make Trump quit/resign.
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Phantom_Nook 08/27/17 4:40:32 PM #15: |
tweet out a bunch of insults to Republicans and his base. the last tweet will be Trump resigning.
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gatorsPENSbucs 08/27/17 4:42:39 PM #16: |
I'd make him get a bunch of cash to give to me. Any time left after that I'd probably just chat with him.
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ImTheMacheteGuy 08/27/17 4:43:15 PM #17: |
1. Sex with ivanka
2. Sex with tiffany 3. Go on tv and say putin's gentleman sausage is delicious, then use lots of racist, homophobic, transphobic and anti-Semitic slurs. 4. Fire a bunch of the dickhead in his cabinet. 5. Take and post dick pics on twitter 6. Sex with ivanka again if I still have time. Note: 1,2 and 6 must be consensual. I would skip them in the absence of consent, and would use the extra time to post more dick pics. Edit: oh yeah and give me lots of money, and other random people too. In the event mind control was suspected and investigated, having lots of seemingly random people get money would muddy the waters. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheVipaGTS 08/27/17 4:43:32 PM #18: |
Resign.
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TomNook20 08/27/17 4:45:59 PM #19: |
Call into one of CNN's shows and tell them they suck and call them fake news non stop until they hangup.
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Samurontai 08/27/17 4:48:26 PM #20: |
Find any dark secrets he had and send them to my address
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JosefuJustice11 08/27/17 4:51:21 PM #21: |
Kajagogo posted...
Start a huge fist fight with Paul Ryan and Mike Pence. Like a real long bloody brawl. Then, afterwards make Trump quit/resign. Phantom_Nook posted... tweet out a bunch of insults to Republicans and his base. the last tweet will be Trump resigning. Both of these are my answer. --- I felt like I was watching a dream I'd never wake up from... Before I knew it, the dream was all over. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaffIeElite 08/27/17 6:18:40 PM #22: |
Kill Pence then himself.
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frozenshock 08/27/17 6:22:45 PM #23: |
Take a nude pic of myself and email it to all the Democrats in the country, so they have the power to blackmail me
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Kamiccolohan 08/27/17 7:28:12 PM #24: |
@WaffleElite's post...
what the fuck mods? Get on your fucking shit. You mod me for calling a spade a spade in Sayoria's harmful wish on Trump's 10 year old son topic, but a post talking about the shit WaffleElite posted is perfectly fine? Really? That should be a bannable offence. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 08/27/17 7:30:17 PM #25: |
There are so many messed up people in this topic.
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NeonOctopus 08/27/17 7:38:01 PM #26: |
Offworlder1 posted...
There are so many messed up people in this topic. I know! How is "showing everyone Ivanka's titties" not in most of these posts!? smh --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sephiroth1288 08/27/17 7:53:07 PM #27: |
The ironic thing is a lot of these suggestions would probably make Trump more popular with his base.
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CADE FOSTER 08/27/17 8:02:01 PM #28: |
TheVipaGTS posted...
Resign. only right answer --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LIsJustice 08/27/17 8:05:14 PM #29: |
Fire Pence, hire Bernie as VP then resign
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Skye Reynolds 08/27/17 8:06:51 PM #30: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I'd kill a guy on camera. You'd murder somebody just to frame the president? That's pretty fucked up. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CADE FOSTER 08/27/17 8:08:39 PM #31: |
Wouldnt hurt him at all he said he could murder some one in the middle of the street and he wouldnt lose any votes and seeing as thy defend him to the death he is right
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PikachuMaxwell 08/27/17 8:10:17 PM #32: |
Have his administration re-implement Obama-era policies.
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DocileOrangeCup 08/27/17 8:12:15 PM #33: |
Send 2 million dollars to this me and then Idk fire my vice president
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prince_leo 08/27/17 8:17:19 PM #34: |
once the mind control is over, how does he react?
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Ricemills 08/27/17 8:17:35 PM #35: |
fuck Ivanka on live broadcast.
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3khc 08/27/17 8:17:42 PM #36: |
Tweet something that will get him fired.
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gunplagirl 08/27/17 8:21:16 PM #37: |
I'd take care of a lot of problems. A lot. Of problems.
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mattnd2007 08/27/17 8:21:25 PM #38: |
have an emergency press conference. make him shit into a bowl and eat it.
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Capn Circus 08/27/17 8:26:06 PM #39: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Send 2 million dollars to this me and then Idk fire my vice president You can't fire the vice president. They're an elected official. You can leave him off the ticket next time you run, though. --- "I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 08/27/17 8:39:23 PM #40: |
Capn Circus posted...
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EffectAndCause 08/27/17 8:44:54 PM #41: |
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Cheater87 08/27/17 8:45:58 PM #42: |
Single payer healthcare executive order!
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itachi15243 08/27/17 8:54:36 PM #43: |
Write a check to me for at least twenty five million, "dismiss" of the vice president and then choose Bernie, do anything I can for a divorce, admit to Russia shit then shoot as many as I have time for.
I might have to replace the Bernie thing with nuking north Korea, but that'll do. I'll give him the nickname president massacre too if I have time --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 08/27/17 8:55:13 PM #44: |
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CADE FOSTER 08/27/17 8:56:48 PM #45: |
Release tax returns
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FightingGames 08/27/17 8:57:42 PM #46: |
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DreadedWave 08/27/17 8:58:08 PM #47: |
Find out if we're hiding extraterrestrials. Give Pence a Stone Cold stunner while I wait.
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CanuckCowboy 08/27/17 9:01:45 PM #48: |
Get a few billion transfered to my account.
Resign him from office if there's time. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 08/27/17 9:02:06 PM #49: |
CADE FOSTER posted...
Release tax returns You're a good person. I'd still just get rich. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itachi15243 08/27/17 9:08:46 PM #50: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
Get a few billion transfered to my account. You could always just have him shoot someone, if there's no time to resign. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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