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Yokann
09/01/17 12:16:42 AM
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what would you mainly use them for?





what kind of pokemon you want?
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Krystalcyanide
09/01/17 12:17:54 AM
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Id stick a Weepingbell on my balls lol
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Zikten
09/01/17 12:18:05 AM
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They would make cool pets.
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Aristoph
09/01/17 12:20:07 AM
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Where's the "all of the above" option?
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LinksLiege
09/01/17 12:21:32 AM
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Votes for anything other than "fucking" are lies.
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WilliamPorygon
09/01/17 12:27:14 AM
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It's refreshing to see some honest answers.
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Eevee-Trainer
09/01/17 12:30:38 AM
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Pets, easily
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the_cajun88
09/01/17 12:32:50 AM
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Laughed at 'fucking.'

Laughed even harder at the number of votes for it. My chest hurts now.
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xTheBlueKnightx
09/01/17 12:35:28 AM
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My vote would be dating/marrying
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RIPVyseCity
09/01/17 12:37:29 AM
#10:


Eat them
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Krystalcyanide
09/01/17 12:38:31 AM
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I'd only sleep with Jynx if they even have a reproductive sex system
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Yaridovich
09/01/17 12:38:41 AM
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I wonder if the Safari Zone has rules against fucking caught pokemon.
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Yokann
09/01/17 1:53:44 AM
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would you fuck your pets?
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jayj420
09/01/17 1:54:50 AM
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Smosh made a career out of this
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Deadpool_18
09/01/17 1:56:11 AM
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Use them to take money from 11 year olds through battling to be the very best.


Duh.
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King_Gheedorah
09/01/17 1:57:33 AM
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Where the fuck is the food option?

Or perhaps use them for work to put muscle mass on them. Hard labor.

THEN eat them!
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WilliamPorygon
09/01/17 1:58:38 AM
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Yokann posted...
would you fuck your pets?

No, but then again I wouldn't make them fight each other for sport either.
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DreadedWave
09/01/17 1:59:31 AM
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fucking37.5%

Oh CE lol
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Shotgunnova
09/01/17 2:01:26 AM
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1) Transportation
2) Transportation-related destruction
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Yokann
09/01/17 1:10:30 PM
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would teleporting work if i'm in contact with the teleporter?
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Chrisjh0223
09/02/17 1:34:20 AM
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^It should, just like when you teleport to a Pokémon Center in the games.
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DocileOrangeCup
09/02/17 1:34:57 AM
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Vicious_Dios
09/02/17 1:35:42 AM
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Work.
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weapon_d00d816
09/02/17 1:36:06 AM
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LinksLiege posted...
Votes for anything other than "fucking" are lies.

Bro these are animals. The humanoid ones are furry territory, the rest are straight up bestiality.
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LittleRoyal
09/02/17 1:37:21 AM
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Krystalcyanide posted...
I'd only sleep with Jynx if they even have a reproductive sex system

WHY
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Vicious_Dios
09/02/17 1:40:08 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Krystalcyanide posted...
I'd only sleep with Jynx if they even have a reproductive sex system

WHY


Because these people are sexually frustrated sick fucks, that's why.
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WilliamPorygon
09/02/17 1:57:36 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Bro these are animals. The humanoid ones are furry territory, the rest are straight up bestiality.


Vicious_Dios posted...
Because these people are sexually frustrated sick fucks, that's why.


Oh good, for a moment there I thought the people who would get irrationally pissed over this topic weren't going to show up.
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weapon_d00d816
09/02/17 2:10:54 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Bro these are animals. The humanoid ones are furry territory, the rest are straight up bestiality.


Vicious_Dios posted...
Because these people are sexually frustrated sick fucks, that's why.


Oh good, for a moment there I thought the people who would get irrationally pissed over this topic weren't going to show up.

How am I irrationally pissed? Or pissed at all?
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RickyTheBAWSE
09/02/17 2:12:17 AM
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lol @ the poll results
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Vicious_Dios
09/02/17 2:12:26 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Bro these are animals. The humanoid ones are furry territory, the rest are straight up bestiality.


Vicious_Dios posted...
Because these people are sexually frustrated sick fucks, that's why.


Oh good, for a moment there I thought the people who would get irrationally pissed over this topic weren't going to show up.

How am I irrationally pissed? Or pissed at all?

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Fin_Dawg_004
09/02/17 2:13:44 AM
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"pets"... riiiiiight
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Spidey5
09/02/17 2:20:20 AM
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I dunno if it's just cause it's past 2, but every post has me in stitches... well at least until the mid 20s and onward.
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apolloooo
09/02/17 2:20:48 AM
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Electric poekomn slaves for free electricity.
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Blue_Dream87
09/02/17 2:21:03 AM
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Think about it. Get a Ditto, show it Sally Turner from Gym class, and bam.
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DocileOrangeCup
09/02/17 2:22:08 AM
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Spidey5 posted...
I dunno if it's just cause it's past 2, but every post has me in stitches...


:D

Spidey5 posted...
well at least until the mid 20s and onward.

D:
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kingdrake2
09/02/17 2:22:33 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Krystalcyanide posted...
I'd only sleep with Jynx if they even have a reproductive sex system

WHY


Because these people are sexually frustrated sick fucks, that's why.

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charey
09/02/17 2:26:34 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
LinksLiege posted...
Votes for anything other than "fucking" are lies.

Bro these are animals. The humanoid ones are furry territory, the rest are straight up bestiality.
This comment doesn't makes sense, the problem with bestiality isn't that they walk on four legs, it's that they don't have the intelligence needed to make judgements about sex so it becomes just humans raping animals.

If we go by the show they are of equal intelligence to humans, Meowth learning English (truly learning, not just repeating lines at random or doing a trick for food) is proof enough. In that world there wouldn't be a real problem with having sex with adult Pokémon. ( There is some questionable power dynamics with the master/pet system of Pokémon trainers but that is an issue with owning creatures that are equal in mind to a human but that is another topic)

If we go by the games then the are just animals, in which case having sex with any Pokémon becomes bestiality, even the ones with human like designs.
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DocileOrangeCup
09/02/17 2:28:48 AM
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charey posted...
, the problem with bestiality isn't that they walk on four legs, it's that they don't have the intelligence needed to make judgements about sex

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Vindris_SNH
09/02/17 2:29:00 AM
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Pets, like all the NPCs in Pokemon.
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GreatEvilEmpire
09/02/17 2:29:57 AM
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What the hell...bestiality?
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Turbam
09/02/17 2:31:20 AM
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I'd pal around with my buddy Hawlucha.

















Then I'd go and have rough nasty sex with a Gardevior :V
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Kisai
09/02/17 2:37:31 AM
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Pets. Like, in regards to an Abra, or Espeon, but I think a Gardevoir might be capable of more human understanding than others.
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Spidey5
09/02/17 2:40:21 AM
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weapon_d00d816
09/02/17 2:43:07 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
charey posted...
, the problem with bestiality isn't that they walk on four legs, it's that they don't have the intelligence needed to make judgements about sex

You say that like it's the one and only problem with it, not the fact that no human should have sexual attraction to something that does not in any way resemble a human.
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DocileOrangeCup
09/02/17 2:56:28 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
charey posted...
, the problem with bestiality isn't that they walk on four legs, it's that they don't have the intelligence needed to make judgements about sex

You say that like it's the one and only problem with it, not the fact that no human should have sexual attraction to something that does not in any way resemble a human.

I wasn't agreeing with him lol
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BigTee66
09/02/17 4:01:36 AM
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I dunno bout you, but Goodra....


i would
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