Lurker > KogaSteelfang

Yeah, my life sucks.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I'm slim, but my weight has been kinda fluctuating for a about a year. Right now I'm a bit pudgier than I'd like to be. Guess I really need to commit to excercising from now on. D:
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Oh. My bad.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Maybe the battery just popped out when it fell.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I'll probably go see it. Got nothing else to do except lay around in bed browsing here.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I've met several. One was a friend of my brother, and he hated it. He said it was the only thing people ask him about, or remember about him. That guy's brother had it too, but it was sectoral, he had big chunks of dark brown that sort of looked like the radiation symbol in his eyes. It was very cool actually.

I have a honey colored ring around my pupils, I think that's pretty common though. I also have some brown specks sprinkled around the lower half of my left eye, and a blue spot in the upper part of my right eye, it just looks like a constant reflection though, and neither are very noticeable except the pupil ring. It'd be neat to have the complete kind.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Capn Circus posted...

Center_Right posted...

6: You eat poop SIX TIMES

Aww, **** =(

^^^

V_V
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I am man.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

They're all dead.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

My pastor always says you need to check yourself before you give, if you don't feel led to do it yourself, don't do it.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

My opinion of myself fluctuates a lot, and it tends to favor the more negative side a lot more. So, idk really. Apparently others tend to find me attractive though, so that's nice to hear, not like it's helped me find a gf or anything though.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Glad he's ok.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Bye, I wish you the best in life.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

prince_leo posted...

I didn't really get the praise for it. it was worse than the first one in every way, and the characters already became flanderized and its only their second movie
still enjoyable, so I get the 'fresh' rating, but it's not a good movie

^That.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

ClockworkHare posted...

I was expecting one of them to be setting up the other to be caught, but it looks like they were both shocked.

What a couple.

That happened to a guy I worked with. He and his wife were having issues, and decided to separate until they worked things out. Eventually they started getting things sorted out and were preparing to be together again. Then she saw his dating profile on his phone one night when he was away.

She made a profile of her own, stole some photos from a random Facebook page, and contacted him. He began bragging to us at work about him getting back together with his wife, and getting a hot side chick too. This went on for months, and he was constantly bragging about his new girl, and how he wired her a bunch of money(to his wife's parents iirc), and sent her all kinds of gifts(to her friend's house).

He told the "side chick" that his wife was abusing him, and that she was awful to their kids and that she wasted all of his money. That he was saving up to divorce her and be with the new girl, despite the fact that he was actually trying to fix his marriage.

It eventually blew up when he was showing us the photos she sent him, and another co-worker recognized the girl as her cousin. She contacted her, showed her the profile, and contacted his wife through the dating profile. She explained the situation, and the co-worker explained to the husband that it was secretly his wife he'd been messaging.
He quit work and was kicked out of his house after that.
That's been like 2 years ago, and he's trying to come back to work now.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

He did murder his own brother though.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

The walkers invade the south, make it to King's landing and revive the dead. Through some magic shenanigans, Ned and Robert just chill. Jon approaches the night King and announces "I am Aegon Targaryan, son of Rhaegar and Lyanna Stark!"
Ned nods approvingly and says "that's my boy."
Then Robert smashes Jon with a hammer.
Roll credits.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Of course.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Title date is wrong too.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

It kinda sucks.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I have a few memories of the house my parents lived in until I was 3. I remember playing with our dog in the back yard, being pushed around in the sandbox by my brother, being babysat at the neighbor's house, and someone standing on the table to change a lightbulb.

So I guess memories started forming somewhere at 2-3 for me. I have tons of memories from pre-school, which was when I was 3 and 4.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

He doesn't really look awful big in the picture he posted, maybe a little on the husky side. He posted a picture of a scale with the weight displayed at over 400 lbs though, claiming it was his.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

The bigger one is mine. She's sweet, and smart, and extremely friendly. The only thing she ever wants is to be petted. She will trip you though, she has a bad habit of running into your legs for attention and rolling over for belly rubs.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Mr_Biscuit posted...

giantblimpN7 posted...

Unknown5uspect posted...

DuranOfForcena posted...

Fam_Fam posted...

i have no idea what that is from, so no

I don't know what Cheers is!
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

A baby dog, obviously.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Sounds like he was trying to sarcastically criticize her for assuming he was a threat to her, and just said something dumb.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

There's barely any one in my life at all, so it can't be very high. 0-1 I guess. I really doubt they regret it, even people I'm close with forget I exist.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Deleted that post, I forgot I switched it. It's a Zinogre I drew.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

the_cajun88 posted...

Mine is in about 2 weeks.

*high five*
Mines the 14th.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Hey, mine is in a couple of weeks.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

None that were my fault.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Dark brown.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I deleted it a while back, after realizing I'm too pathetic for even that app.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

My cousin fell into the habit of repeating everything he finds funny, to try and be funny himself. He basically has the mind of a child, so he doesn't understand the things he says, just that they made other people laugh at school, or it was loud and obnoxious on YouTube. It's lead to him saying some very inappropriate things to people and not even realizing it.

Some of the videos he's shown me that he really liked had some extremely raunchy content and he just saw there oblivious to it until some kind of slapstick thing happens, or someone shouts something loudly. My mom caught him watching nasty videos and punished him by telling him he couldn't watch that particular channel any more, but he constantly sneaked around watching it anyway, but it was obvious because he didn't understand that sound travels...

Luckily, his new favorite trend is just plain stupid rather than problematic. Now he just searches for overwatch videos where people set their sensitivity to the highest and just stand there flipping the camera around really fast. Of course, he has to imitate it too, because it seems he can't think for himself, and bugs me to constantly watch him play overwatch as he stands in one spot flipping the camera around and squealing with laughter. He fen gets mad that I stop watching after a few minutes, but it's the same thing everyday for like 20 minutes at a time. It wasn't even funny to begin with.
Ugh, guess I went in a bit of a rant there.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Hundreds of times. There was the time my brother tricked me into a doghouse full of hornets and I almost died from the stings, that time alone was well over 100 stings(I don't remember the exact number but it was closer to 200). Then as a kid it was generally 2-3 times per year, occasionally accidentally disturbing a hive and getting hit a handful of times before getting away.

Then when I was about 12 or 13 I was stung on the back of the neck by something. It was never identified, and I had a severe allergic reaction to that one and almost died that time too. It only took a few seconds to run home, but by the time I got there my face was already swollen up. Ever since that time, knowing there's one that could potentially kill me with one sting, I've been extra cautious. I suspect it was one of those giant hornets like the one Sunny posted, I've been seeing lots of them around since then. My brother and I found a massive dead one once, that thing was almost finger length. >_>
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I think I'm too unfit to have one. It'd be unfair to put that in someone, even though I really want that. I'm not sure I could accept one even if the opportunity arose(it won't).
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I really enjoyed it, but I never played 2, so maybe I'm not seeing why it's such a step back.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Yep.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

No.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

My brother trapped me in a doghouse full of bees and u nearly died from all the stings. He flipped it over where I couldn't get out and the hive fell on me. I don't remember anything after that though.

My dad trying to murder me and my mom, he ended up pinning me down and trying to strangle me. I punched him in the face to try and force him off, and my mom started screaming at me to leave him alone. I did eventually break free and call 911 before he tackled me and destroyed the phone, but that's when I realized that she didn't care about me. Not only was she trying to stop me from defending myself when I was literally being choked to death, but she took him back like 2 days later anyway. Sometimes I wonder if things would be better if I had just let him, he'd be in prison, mom would be free to live as she wants, my brother would be the only one like he always wanted, and I wouldn't be around to annoy anyone.

If we're talking about other people, I saw a lady leave her little kid a shopping cart as u was ringing her up. The cart drifted towards the wall and gently bumped it, the way the kid was standing the front imbalanced it and it turned over when it hit the wall. The kid whacked his head on a brick protrusion during the fall and started screaming like crazy. I rushed over to check on him, but his mom was yelling at me to leave him alone and finish ringing her up. I told her he hit his head and when u got to him she ran over and took him, fussing at me to just do my job. He didn't seem to be bleeding, and was actively looking around and stuff, so I reluctantly finished and reminded her on her way out to keep an eye on him and pointed out the brick he hit his head on, but she just stormed off. That was pretty jarring to see her want to leave him crying in the floor after a fall like that.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

No, but but I did pass by the police putting someone in a body bag once. It was on the interstate and they were on the opposite side. From what I heard afterwards, it was a suicide, supposedly he shot himself but survived, then ran into traffic hoping to be hit by someone. Or maybe that was just complete bull, idk really, but that's what people were saying happened.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Pretty great from what I've seen.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Yes please, hugs are nice.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

It's kind of hard to choose. My whole life has sucked, and there's many different options like a couple of times my dad tried killing me, or just being hated by everyone important to me, being suicidal as a teen/young adult.

I guess though, it'd have to be last summer. When I fully realized that there is no hope, and this is my life until I die. I tried therapy, and depression/anxiety medicine, but things still got worse. I decided to kill myself then, and had everything set up. At the point of actually doing it though, I wasn't certain that's it'd actually kill me and not just really myself up, so I backed out at that point until I could be certain.

There's so much I want out of life, and I'm too pathethic, and stupid to get any if it. Plus, even if I did, it wouldn't fix me. I'm banking my happiness and mental health on someone coming along to save me, and that's just not going to happen and it's totally unfair to expect if someone. Im not worth saving, I'm not worth being with.

I'm turning 34 soon, and have never had a relationship, never been with anyone physically, I'm too emotionally closed off and distant in oersonality to get close with anyone. I don't think I could accept a relationship even if the opportunity was present. I'm going to die a stupid, lonely virgin, whose only going to be remembered as an annoyance on a message board.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Yes.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Wait, so she sat there for 3 hours, with the baby still attached, waiting on someone else to feed it? Am I reading it wrong?
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Why didn't Light just burn the page himself when he checked it in the computer lab?
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!