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TopicGood morning to CE from the Fam
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 9:42:04 AM
#21
--kresnik-- posted...
That freaking awesome, fam.


Credit to @Gafemage
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TopicMetal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain released two years ago today.
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 8:48:53 AM
#13
It's an odd game. It has all the ingredients of a great game but it's just not fun.

The only MG game I didn't finish.
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TopicPeople who burp a lot
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 8:44:49 AM
#3
I once burped into a girl's V when going downtown.

I was eating corn chips so afterwards I called her Frito Pie.
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TopicWho's hyped for College football?
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 8:30:22 AM
#1
Go Hawkeyes!
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TopicPolice stripa woman naked and given a body cavity search on the side of the road
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 8:16:53 AM
#2
The hammer will come down in the form of a two week suspension with pay. If they shot her in the head it would be a whole month.

I read the story, the DA admits it was unconstitutional and still didn't charge them with rape.

These cops are rapists and should be in prison.
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TopicAre you gonna buy one? :o
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 8:09:01 AM
#2
Nah, I already have a wife
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Topicare the suikoden games good? and if so, which should I start with?
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 8:06:31 AM
#8
They are all good with 2, 3 and 5 being amazing.

2 is my favorite game and I play it once a year.

The only issue you'll find is getting a copy of 5, it's pricey.
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TopicCo-worker has a crush on me. She is 18 and I'm 26.
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 7:36:08 AM
#17
Get the elusive work BJ in the crapper. Very rare, very classy.
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TopicGood morning to CE from the Fam
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 7:34:33 AM
#19
Good morning! Here's the Fam's logo!

1EOFcjn
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TopicTrue Detective season 3 confirmed with Mahershala Ali as lead
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 7:05:37 AM
#16
I loved season 2, people who didn't are crazy
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TopicBest CE User dat starts with da letter: R
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 7:04:56 AM
#20
ROD
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TopicI'm a loser, AMA
KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 7:03:38 AM
#9
Make yourself great again
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TopicDo you like The Fam's official logo?
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 11:12:03 PM
#14
It's great Fam, they're just hating
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TopicDo you like The Fam's official logo?
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 10:38:31 PM
#3
Good work Fam
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TopicIs it normal to hang out with the lunch lady?
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 10:35:45 PM
#4
Where sloppy joe at?
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TopicGood Evening Everyone, Thank You for Joining Me For The 1st Televised CE Debate
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 10:33:35 PM
#16
I'm kiwi on behalf of the Fam.

This is my consultant @SomeLikeItHoth and @The_Doge because he's cute
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TopicWhat are your opinion on Stannis Baratheon? (spoilers)
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 9:53:04 PM
#22
I'm pretty sure he's still alive in the show.
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TopicMy husband is going to lose his job any day now
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 8:21:53 PM
#49
If you can't make it work on 6 figures you spend too much money.
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TopicHow important is a finished kitchen for a house?
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 7:12:50 PM
#2
I gutted and redid mine and gained 12% of value on it.

Bought it for crazy cheap because of the kitchen.
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TopicHot damn @ the game library for the SNES Classic
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 7:11:29 PM
#7
Wish I could have one :(
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TopicGas station caught selling at $20 a gallon during hurricane harvey
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 7:07:49 PM
#20
There are laws against gouging. He was committing a crime
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Topicwhy are CEmen just SO gullible omg
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 3:42:49 PM
#19
Look at all these neckbeards. "I know more about poetry than you!"

Take your copy of Leaves of Grass and stick it up your ass.
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TopicBreaking: Piece of Shit to end DACA as early as tomorrow
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 3:10:59 PM
#6
An old racist appealing to his racists base.
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TopicYhorm the Giant was a really stupid boss >_>
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 2:29:06 PM
#7
He was my father!
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TopicDo you LIKE COLLEGE WRESTLING?
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 2:25:30 PM
#14
Yes, I'm from Iowa.
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TopicMarried CEmen, was there ever a doubt that your SO was the one?
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 11:30:40 AM
#7
I don't believe in soul mates. I love her and we get along great, the rest you work through. It's an ongoing thing.
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TopicRate my lunch!
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 11:14:00 AM
#5
That's like eating a whole cake
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TopicI don't think I've ever been inside a Sears.
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 11:11:53 AM
#2
I live in a Sears
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TopicWhat abilities would Captain America have if based on American lore?
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 10:16:03 AM
#7
Fact denial
Massive debt
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TopicIf I went to Japan I would probably have to fly first class
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 10:15:21 AM
#2
Imagine NOT flying first class.
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TopicWhat's the best type of dog?
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 10:12:52 AM
#18
The best dog is @The_Doge
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TopicI'm pretty sure I got some Raid in my mouth
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 10:12:16 AM
#32
TC lives a chaotic existence with his trash mountains and what not.
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TopicI feel bad for the dinosaurs.
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 10:07:56 AM
#2
I feel bad they were never able to meet me.
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TopicHello, is it me you're looking for?
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 10:06:45 AM
#1
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TopicThis has got to be the funniest world of Warcraft related pic I've seen
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 10:01:23 AM
#2
I ain't reading all that
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TopicWow, gas went up 30 cents a gallon overnight
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 9:16:25 AM
#13
L0Z posted...
yeah its a scam. most of our oil isn't from texas anyway


The refineries are the issue
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TopicMissouri fires personal trainer because he attended 'Unite The Right' Rally
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 9:15:29 AM
#37
So he's in a white supremacist group but thinks there is no evidence he supports racial discrimination?
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TopicWhy am I expected to leave the toilet seat down?
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 9:11:31 AM
#3
Pee in the sink
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TopicMy boss wants to offer me a 'promotion' but won't increase my salary.
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 9:07:00 AM
#15
At the very least you take it and start looking. You say no they won't think much of you and your job is a dead end at that point.
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TopicWow, gas went up 30 cents a gallon overnight
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 9:04:19 AM
#10
No new oil refineries in 29 years so if any of them shut down gas prices spike.
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TopicSecond Son is on PSN Plus for September
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 9:02:45 AM
#1
Never played it so should be fun.
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TopicI can barely cope with living in an anti-intellectual society anymore.
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 8:34:29 AM
#17
Sunhawk posted...
pinky0926 posted...
I heard that if you read a Harry Potter book they take away your postgrad degree


You don't have a postgrad degree to be taken away.

You don't even have an undergraduate degree.


Burn
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TopicYour reaction: Your daughter is reading The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins.
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 8:33:57 AM
#5
apolloooo posted...
GOATTHlEF posted...
LightningAce11 posted...
Nod to myself triumphantly, knowing I have raised her right.

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TopicI can barely cope with living in an anti-intellectual society anymore.
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 8:31:08 AM
#14
Sunhawk posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
2J5mUq8

This is TC


Still not as bad as that My name is John one. That's perhaps the most embarassing thing I've seen on the internet (and that's saying something).


The one with the dude with the crooked eye is pretty bad too.
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TopicMy boss wants to offer me a 'promotion' but won't increase my salary.
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 8:18:43 AM
#2
Depends what your long term plans are. If it's a good place to work you could see yourself doing for a long time I'd take it. If it's short term then don't.
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TopicI can barely cope with living in an anti-intellectual society anymore.
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 8:16:58 AM
#11
2J5mUq8

This is TC
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TopicGood morning to CE from the Fam
KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 7:59:53 AM
#17
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Good morning CE from the fam!


Gooooood Morning CE!

It's another great day with the Fam. :)
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TopicShe was a violent neo-Nazi, until she fell in love with a black woman!
KiwiTerraRizing
08/30/17 11:37:45 PM
#13
This week on Jerry Springer
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TopicCop during traffic stop: Don't worry, "we only shoot black people."
KiwiTerraRizing
08/30/17 9:24:40 PM
#48
thronedfire2 posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
How the fuck is that a joke?

Explain to me the setup and punch line of that joke.


It's deadpan it doesn't need a punchline..


That is not deadpan, deadpan is saying something ridiculous in a serious way. He did the opposite and it wasn't humor.
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TopicCop during traffic stop: Don't worry, "we only shoot black people."
KiwiTerraRizing
08/30/17 8:35:32 PM
#42
How the fuck is that a joke?

Explain to me the setup and punch line of that joke.
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