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TopicAm I the fattest user?
Kitt
09/15/17 6:45:09 PM
#46
King Rial posted...
Kitt posted...
You reminded me of those shitty "World's Fatest Man" topics.

Bro, GammaCatch was one of my favorite e-friends.

onetonsteamrolleverything

I'm sorry :(
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TopicAm I the fattest user?
Kitt
09/15/17 6:33:40 PM
#42
You reminded me of those shitty "World's Fatest Man" topics.
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TopicYou know who I like?
Kitt
09/15/17 6:25:02 PM
#10
TopicI'm bored. Ask me about my day.
Kitt
09/15/17 6:05:09 PM
#7
SSJGrimReaper posted...
are you still friends with that girl who didn't wanna hang out with you but then changed her mind

Yes. In fact, she's pretty upset right now because her boyfriend cheated on her recently and no one else was surprised by this news. He's a friend of her last shitty ex and all the guy does is stay at his mom's house and play video games. Everybody saw this coming...
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TopicWould you date a gothic person?
Kitt
09/15/17 5:56:46 PM
#5
Like, a straight up stereotypical goth person or someone who's down with that particular style but otherwise behave like a normal person?
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TopicITT: rate the above user's post username
Kitt
09/15/17 5:54:52 PM
#5
TopicI'm bored. Ask me about my day.
Kitt
09/15/17 5:50:48 PM
#4
Duncanwii posted...
Do you have an exciting job?

No.

Zurkon posted...
What is your all time favorite Futurama episode and favorite character?

I use to like that show. Then I remember when they brought it back for the first time with new episodes. I hated the new episodes so much that it made me realize that I didn't really like the entire series altogether.

I like Kif though.
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TopicI'm bored. Ask me about my day.
Kitt
09/15/17 5:44:06 PM
#1
TopicThe most wtf music video I have ever seen...(NSFW)
Kitt
09/15/17 5:40:44 PM
#20
But that music was fire though, right?
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TopicHow did you choose SNES over Sega Genesis, or vice versa?
Kitt
09/15/17 5:19:52 PM
#10
BillWardsPants posted...
I had both.

CableZL posted...
I had both.

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TopicThe New Batman Adventures
Kitt
09/15/17 5:17:35 PM
#9
Vol2tex posted...
Kitt posted...
Vol2tex posted...
OElGSUF

They look like the same person lol


Not really

They really do. I didn't mean that as an insult or anything, that's just the art style.
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TopicThe New Batman Adventures
Kitt
09/15/17 12:08:52 PM
#6
Vol2tex posted...
OElGSUF

They look like the same person lol
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TopicSexy black man NUDE
Kitt
09/14/17 10:20:54 AM
#32
TopicDucks can fly, swim, and walk pretty well
Kitt
09/13/17 6:03:05 PM
#14
They are the ultimate life form.
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TopicHow can I make quick thousands of dollars?
Kitt
09/13/17 5:46:10 PM
#18
C_Pain posted...
How fast we talking?

You can try mturk

I can spare some weeks.
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TopicHow can I make quick thousands of dollars?
Kitt
09/13/17 1:46:48 PM
#14
Zodd3224 posted...
Be an escort

I don't know about this. What if people do weird things to me. Like force me to read their fan fictions?
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TopicHow can I make quick thousands of dollars?
Kitt
09/13/17 12:58:51 PM
#10
TopicHow can I make quick thousands of dollars?
Kitt
09/13/17 12:49:23 PM
#4
ThyCorndog posted...
Click Here To Find Out How

Nothing's happening.

Solid Snake07 posted...
Sell drugs

That's illegal and dangerous.
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TopicHow can I make quick thousands of dollars?
Kitt
09/13/17 12:40:21 PM
#1
I want to make thousands of dollars really quick. Should I write a shitty song?
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Topicwhy do people like JJ Cuckbrams
Kitt
09/13/17 11:14:59 AM
#7
Episode 7 is my favorite Star Wars film, though, this is an opinion that tends to make nerds foam at the mouth.
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
Kitt
09/13/17 11:08:10 AM
#20
DrizztLink posted...
I acknowledged movies are a lot closer.

Which is why I specified that JJ loses in the TV department.

As in, comparing TV shows.

Not movies.

While you're busy focusing on a small piece of the galaxy, I'm focusing on the whole picture. The entire galaxy far, far away. J.J.'s galaxy.
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
Kitt
09/13/17 11:03:04 AM
#18
DrizztLink posted...
Kitt posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Kitt posted...
He's objectively the king of all nerd shit.

Joss Whedon, son.

Get out of here. Abrams would wreck Whedon.

...Like, in a fight?

Yes...

Because Whedon's shows are objectively more enshrined in nerd culture than fucking Alias.

Firefly alone beats out everything he's done.

Movies are a closer game.

Abrams directed at least one Star Trek and Star Wars movie, while his production company watches over both those franchises. Checking. Fucking. Mate.

Two of the biggest nerd phenomenons in all of pop culture are right under his belt plus all the other shit he got going on. Nothing Whedon has done will ever come close. Buffy? No! Avengers? Negative. Fire Fly? lolno. Dr. Horrible sing along or whatever it's called? I don't think so.

Motherfucking based Abram probably have one hand in that Star Trek hand sign and his other hand is carrying a lightsaber.
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
Kitt
09/13/17 10:49:19 AM
#16
DrizztLink posted...
Kitt posted...
He's objectively the king of all nerd shit.

Joss Whedon, son.

Get out of here. Abrams would wreck Whedon.
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TopicI gave this girl my chuck E cheese tickets so she would like me
Kitt
09/13/17 10:48:29 AM
#9
Bitches usually love Chuck E Cheese tickets. It's probably just you, bro.
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TopicI stuck it up a girl's ass
Kitt
09/13/17 10:35:51 AM
#3
What kind of suppository was it?
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
Kitt
09/13/17 10:28:39 AM
#14
mortimerjames posted...
Wait is he the Game of Thrones showrunner? Oh man he's definitely an A-lister

I'm pretty sure that guy grew up being inspired by J.J.'s work.
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
Kitt
09/13/17 10:19:52 AM
#11
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Kitt posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
C at best.

How does it feel to be oh so wrong?

You should be asking yourself that >_>

Says somebody who calls themselves absolute zero.

Just accept it. Give him 5 years and J.J. will rule America and slowly from there; the world.
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
Kitt
09/13/17 10:12:32 AM
#9
Were_Wyrm posted...
C at best.

How does it feel to be oh so wrong?
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TopicWorst thing you ever did you piss off your parents?
Kitt
09/13/17 10:10:51 AM
#3
I think out of all my siblings my mom likes me the most, but she's overly critical of pretty much everything I do.
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
Kitt
09/13/17 10:08:22 AM
#7
mortimerjames posted...
Never saw that movie, is that like his best work?

No, it's his long running tv series.
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TopicWhy are trolls on CE such low quality compared to other places?
Kitt
09/13/17 10:03:13 AM
#41
Oh boy. A soon to be 200+ post topic of you guys giving him what he wants.

unpleasant_milk posted...
*grabs popcorn*

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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
Kitt
09/13/17 9:58:37 AM
#5
mortimerjames posted...
who

Get the fuck out.
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
Kitt
09/13/17 9:56:27 AM
#2
Topic....anyone know anything about Vegy?
Kitt
09/13/17 9:01:03 AM
#9
I see a bunch of his topics still.
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TopicIf Superman ram for president, would it be as Superman or Clark Kent?
Kitt
09/13/17 8:57:24 AM
#4
eston posted...
Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship

This.
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
Kitt
09/13/17 8:53:15 AM
#1
"I run this shit!"




Look, I shouldn't need to describe this legendary motherfucker. I'm sure you've seen his name in at least one of your favorite movies or TV show. He's objectively the king of all nerd shit. Under his belt is Alias, Lost, Felecity, a television adaptation of 11.22.63 and Westworld and other shows.
For movies, he directed Mission Impossible 3 and all the other ones he produced afterwards. He did the Star Trek reboots, dude and then Star Wars episode 7 (that's crazy!).
He produced both Cloverfield movies, my dudes. He's making some Stephen King thing next year for Hulu or Netflix or some shit. The man is always busy.

Look at this badass motherfucker:


If you've seen this shit, that means he's on top of whatever shit it is that just you tuned yourself into and I know you've seen this a lot (or something similar):


J.J. could kick the shit out of anyone that tries to front on him and, frankly, I'd let him fuck me.

CE decided that:
Seth Green is C-List (41.67%)
Chris Pratt is A-List (75%)
Christopher Walken is A-List (43.75%)
Mary Elizabeth Winstead is B-List (56.67%)
Paul Rudd is B-List (54.55%)
Megan Fox is C-List (38.1%)
Andy Milonakis is D-List (85.19%)
Rosa Salazar is D-List (93.1%)
Shannen Doherty is D-List (55%)
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TopicIs DocileOrangeCup the younger brother ce never had?
Kitt
09/13/17 8:36:31 AM
#32
Cornman is an inexperienced lover.
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TopicThe most wtf music video I have ever seen...(NSFW)
Kitt
09/13/17 12:47:11 AM
#17
TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 9: Shannen Doherty?
Kitt
09/12/17 11:45:02 PM
#4
TopicDid we enter an alternate universe once the year 200 hit?
Kitt
09/12/17 7:58:17 PM
#4
200? That's so far back though.
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TopicHere's my review of Die Hard.
Kitt
09/12/17 7:53:43 PM
#5
Skye Reynolds posted...
There is no fourth one.

:/

How dare you...
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TopicHere's my review of Die Hard.
Kitt
09/12/17 7:49:15 PM
#3
Skye Reynolds posted...
Kitt posted...
I have not yet seen the movie "Die Hard".


You should stop attempting copy-pastas and go watch Die Hard instead.

No. The 4th one was enough for me.
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TopicHere's my review of Die Hard.
Kitt
09/12/17 7:45:27 PM
#1
One time I was at dinner in LA and Bruce Willis came over to say hi to the guy from Die Antwoord who was in "Chappie" at the next table. He stood so close to me that I pretended his butt was a drive thru speaker and ordered "a McRib sandwich" from it.

Mr. Willis turned around to glance at me but did not respond. I don't actually think he heard me. I have not yet seen the movie "Die Hard".
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 9: Shannen Doherty?
Kitt
09/12/17 6:22:08 PM
#2
TopicHonestly the prequels > The JJ Abrams trilogy
Kitt
09/12/17 6:01:42 PM
#34
AsucaHayashi posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
He's still an executive producer.


i'm not sure that ever has any real meaning.

spielberg was executive producer on all transformers movies and we all attribute their different levels of crappiness to michael bay(goddamn that last movie takes the cake by a mile).

hell, nolan was executive producer on BvS yet i really doubt anyone is pointing fingers at him for how it turned out.

Oddly enough, Michael Bay get all the shit for the TMNT movies too, despite him serving only as the executive producer for both.
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TopicYou guys better be lucky that Episode 1: Pod Racing (N64) doesn't have online.
Kitt
09/12/17 3:58:49 PM
#7
DifferentialEquation posted...
Why do the podracers slip on ice on that game?

Sssshh.
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TopicYou guys better be lucky that Episode 1: Pod Racing (N64) doesn't have online.
Kitt
09/12/17 3:55:52 PM
#4
s0nicfan posted...
That game was by far the best thing to come out of the prequel trilogy. Even the GBA podracing game was fun.

The sequel for the PS2 was fun too. Only issue I had with it was when you died, you didn't respond for the rest of the race.
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TopicYou guys better be lucky that Episode 1: Pod Racing (N64) doesn't have online.
Kitt
09/12/17 3:51:03 PM
#1
Because I'd roast all of you in it and I wouldn't even need to pick Sebulba.
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Topicis Tommy Wiseau rich now?
Kitt
09/12/17 1:35:44 PM
#3
TopicJJ ABRAMS is RETURNING TO DIRECT STAR WARS 9!!!!
Kitt
09/12/17 12:04:27 PM
#12
EverHeardOfIt posted...
HALLEFUCKINGLUJAH


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